Why The Human Body Sucks, and How To Fix It 

emu

Cassowary

Rhea

I am rejecting my humanity

Moa

I too experience constant death

Ugh, death. I hate it when that happens.

Bruh i keep getting death

Ahh yes, I also constantly have death

Seizures and death are pretty bad speedbumps in my life tbh famalam

We would evolve to tap that

Shit, call me wierd but Graham kinda cute

Well, an actual realistic evolved human will have bigger head and eyes. So basically we will evolve to be an alien 👽.

Yoooo graham lookin lookin like a snack

@@goon5665 that hilarious

swans = austrailian?

@@Iemonic not with that attitude smh

@@dumbpablo5755 hmmm

Yo, 2 hundred likes? Ty

@@Iemonic yes we have swans Western Australias animal emblem is the black swan

Easy, just make the back flexible enough that we can Russian twist 180 degrees

Maybe the octopus eyes can be focus to see whats behind.

More eyes. Simple

They seem to be changing the features of the human body to suit safety first.

@@whoisnooners Actually, the owl has a pretty long, thin neck. However, all of it's feathers make it look like it has no neck.

Ostrich with no neck

Liberty Biberty

@@bobbywalter9062 that's an EMU!

*ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration!!! Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k comments in the song here featured in this channel. She will buy me an airpods I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!! ..

“Behold, a man!”

I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.

Yea know what?......we need the ability to regrow body part.........lost half of your brain? That a half year recovery.

@@Mr-Ad-196 our liver can regenerate with only 25% of itself left, sad that no other organ can do the exact same thing

@@LuxxenoMusic ooo this is a good one, we should definitely have at least two

@@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?

Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.

​@@aguyontheinternet8436purrrr

I have observed the weakness of my flesh

I had this same idea, cause I'm getting no nipple top surgery

Jdkdjdkd same

@Bon Bob is your comment supposed to be a joke? If not, you really need some learning to do

This is funny bcus I plan on getting top surgery haha

i smell positive lgbt affirmation :P im a trans masc too :)

Ask a furry artist, they have experience with weird shit like this

Don't you dare.

@@rompevuevitos222 ong😭

I’ll do it But not realistically

Do it!

Also can move backwards :0 i love when my cat's ears move backwards Edit : my cat was kidnapped.. This comment sure aged well

@@inkink9524 Id send you a pic of my cat but I cant on here

Nyaaaa

@@ronidutta Nyani!!!

Ah yes, cat people

It’s called the digitigrade leg, a lot of animals have it, mammals too but not primates, who have plantigrade legs

@@Wayrail and kangaroos

Wow didn't know that was possible!

We must continue his legacy

TMI: not evolution related, but my mum & i don’t have any underarm hair.

For me, I have 4 basic eye colors ,green is my 4th You may say I am a little more evolved but I am not in the main line of evolution.

I mean, for the legs i certaily agree, but they fell into a lot of caviats, like the knees (for reference my knees have been absolutely destroyed )

Imagine people rotating their heads 270 degrees normally tf

@@CarlosAM1 that'd be dope

@@hydrofiber thx, corrected

Ok we’ll add an owl neck and then everything would be fine

That would be better than no neck

on point

Reject social media, become evolved monke

How about one who never had a Twitter account lol

@@shivannapv4262 this one’s a God

Someone give this man a medal

Same, my commrat.

Zdamascus

Return to MONKEeeee

REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE

LETS GET BACK TO MONKE

standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality

@@shadowcween7890 tell that to society buddy

@@dreamdesk7258 lol

Omg like her ears are sooo not perky like we like those ears like a young curious pup hun you look old xDDD Just immage the nitpicks xDD

Oh wow that'd be super interesting!!

My new Nike Ostrich2100

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can and there both doing great

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 🤣🤣

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 because “gae” is ok

Yes

I'm only depressed because I haven't reached my final form

Cultivating mass? I feel ya

*ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration! Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k comments in the song here featured in this channel. She will buy me an airpods I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!!

Definitely don't like it

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Girll that's genius👑

Absolutely, a body (and perhaps a mind) that can adapt to any environment/situation as needed.

Jellyman

I thought it was gonna be some anime character with bird like feature.

You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable

THAT WILL BE RETURNING TO MY NIGHTMARES NOW, THANKS BARBARA!

yes xd

Future Chinese super soldiers

hello dude who used to live in china

@vipertxt guess I'm not the only whovian in the comments

Hmm, Greg the perfect nightmare.

For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it. It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.

Sweating is mostly a curse.

@@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating

Hopefully you’ll look back on it fondly hahaha

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist Why are you gae?

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can be and why are you straight

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 why do you like unicorn?

You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :) Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.

I’m with you :/

@@Brrrrdmn *sigh*

me a bisexual: 👁️👄👁️

@@Brrrrdmn ahh yes since I like females my gender will change. Ps: sexuality isn't linked to gender identities

The devs set the limit to 10 million because too many people wanted to be batman

Billionares who kill innocent people? Already have those.

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@@britishrocklovingyank3491 Both of them?

Sus

Also notice how he started blushing and turning red 😂

Guyssssss did you know that they are actually dating?! I knew it recently

@@Sanjana_green that's so cute!

@@alexskywalker5478 ikr 😍

Same my friend, i reject these meatsacks

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Sry I’m late but I haven’t slept at all and ur comment made my day lol.

@0:27 🤮

STILL NOT SURE IF IT CAN REPRODUCE

@@AsapSCIENCE BAHAHAHHAAH YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE ❤️❤️❤️

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@@AsapSCIENCE I swear to god you guys made a video on this YEARS ago

Yes . . . Yes you are

Lol 😂

So Big Ed was perfection after all?

At first I thought it was him

Old

as ocean levels increase ... WHO KNOWS!

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 again cause they can

Nah

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 Why do you care?

I was thinking owl!

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Just flip our receptors so they’re *not* facing backwards, bam cephalopod 20 20 vision

LmFAO

Funny you mention that-

Would you believe the solution is as simple as not eating dead animals

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)

urgh SAME I swear mine are both sentient and *evil*

Yeah it’s a mess up in there!

This is so true, it hurts. Like, literally hurts... my sinuses are so bad, my ENT doc wants to do surgery! 😫

Get rid of them.

Like to abolish sinuses! It's a flawed and harmful system!

I like your name

@@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 I don't care

I wish we were doing oestrous cycle rather 😢

@God nerfed me disgusting

IKR?? No other animal has periods but apparently humans need em

@God nerfed me Yeah 😂

@God nerfed me I’m not but that’s very understandable

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True

@@AzureKnightz Explain. Why did yyou make us like this?

LMAO

Damn Yoonbum really can't take a break

Anyway, that's how i got banned from the zoo

If we're able to insert the genes responsible for those legs in an ostrich into our own DNA, then yeah, it's possible

Offstrich? Ostring? Idk 🤷‍♂️..

Don't get any ideas.

we be carried around as huge eggs.. and other ostrimen look and babble at it.. in praise..

Same, but no breasts=no bra=less back pain

@@merciefrink1299 well bras just limit back pain

@@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra

@@MissLilyputt ye

@@MissLilyputt But have you seen what a corset does to the body?

America's education system is so broken

Yes lol

But we are all gonna forget about it by tomorrow

You're doing school wrong

@@handisukarya861 School is doing us wrong

WE BLUSH!!!

yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol

unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)

@@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already

@@recluseren awwee.. it's alright.. I'll try to manage this on my own.. thank you for being kind though..

Also another point is that I'm pretty sure ostrich feet are evolved to have backwards knees, and while there are omnidirectional knees on this new human, I'm not sure they would function together with the ostrich feet very well

???

i still dont get it xD

@@1stepatatime good lmao

There's no joke... he's just explaining that removing lower ribs is obvious for more flexibility in body

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Or a soccer ball at 15 mph

@@ernestochang1744 even worse: a baseball

Or hockey puck

Tucking the balls would kill your spem

@@grandheadass9476 what about animals that already tuck it in? How would it even kill them, even if that was correct?

honestly, we can only stan the ostrich

@@AsapSCIENCE OSTRICH SUPREMACY

Lmao 🤣 tell me how it goes ~

@@siddhisuryawanshi6887 I will!!

@@ToriCastell so after the covid situation ends plan a date for it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I will get the media. The first person to ever have ostrich legs and body lol

They aren’t scientists.

Ohh

I remember that. It's not the same - those people can't walk with it, but you're right! Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't do that?

The perfectly evolved human is the one in your profile pic lol.

@@adeshpoz so me?

suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RU-vid "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🥰

@@adeshpoz yes

Why are you gae? Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

*laughs in great white shark with lungs* Human: cries in food

Humans 100 years later: Human: *Laughs in pollution*

@@CheesyNoodle134 *laughs with great white shark with wings*

Forgot crocodile, literally immortal, fast and strong

naw man, it's the cuttlefish

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist ok

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist dude this is a youtube channel

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist 👅🐤🥩🐮🍖🐖🥓🐔🍗

The more scientific name is the stereotypical american

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Hilarious

suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on RU-vid "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰

Kinda what I was thinking

More like Thank God that he already created us in the perfect form .

Hallelujah yeshua

But our body is actually terrible. Weak, slow, susceptible to disease, easily breakable or killed, with useless or even bad parts like br3asts, thyroid, appendix, feet, etc So yeah, we have pretty bad bodies.

@@phantomwarrior8686 It's like no one cares where they put their genitals and then act surprised they aren't perfect. Yall blend the portal of life with literal garbage

@@gloria4567 our evolution is only mental. That's what made us alive. If we weren't a smart species we would go extinct in 10 years with this body.

Same🤣

if you remove the female body parts, get rid of the male body parts too and we'll all look the same! Like a robot. Male body parts don't have to stick out.

You do realise swans hold their breath. Its kinda practical when they... you know... dive underwater to get food or to clean themselves...

I was thinking there thinking was wrong because we would have gone towards that direction if we needed it

The big reason we're so successful is more due to our cooperativity rather than intelect

We are the smartest animals on the plant though?

@@theramfam4353 we're just too lazy to use our full brain power, if we did, we'd probably trounce even the best of supercomputers

If you look the same than that's the norm.