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Why Trading Onions on Financial Markets is Illegal 

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@halfasinteresting
@halfasinteresting 3 года назад
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@bluemoro973
@bluemoro973 3 года назад
ok
@ultrainstinctgarfield2661
@ultrainstinctgarfield2661 3 года назад
plane (air)
@gunjanshah13
@gunjanshah13 3 года назад
Fun Fact : Neptune orbits the Sun once every 165 years. Hence, it has orbited the Sun only once since it was discovered. ― Edu ASTRONOMY
@secondlieutenan
@secondlieutenan 3 года назад
Aokadkdkkdkdokay
@pdsng69
@pdsng69 3 года назад
Not verified!?
@MrHatoi
@MrHatoi 3 года назад
Imagine the unbelievable flex of being able to say "I own every onion in the United States of America."
@wiiuandmii7619
@wiiuandmii7619 3 года назад
I dunno... paperclip maximizer could ruin you
@scintillate3492
@scintillate3492 3 года назад
The person must have alot of layers
@ilanswagyt21
@ilanswagyt21 3 года назад
He doesn't own every onion he just owns the onions that people haven't bought
@chrisrebert9271
@chrisrebert9271 3 года назад
Weird flex, but okay.
@the0ne809
@the0ne809 3 года назад
And all ONIONS IN THE FUTURE. Lmao
@vichkar3680
@vichkar3680 3 года назад
So what are you in jail for? "Murder" "Robbery" "Trading onions on the stock market"
@justsomepersononyoutube9271
@justsomepersononyoutube9271 3 года назад
Imao
@advisingbob
@advisingbob 3 года назад
*moves across the cell to sit next to the murderer*
@gunjanshah13
@gunjanshah13 3 года назад
@@justsomepersononyoutube9271 Fun Fact : Neptune orbits the Sun once every 165 years. Hence, it has orbited the Sun only once since it was discovered. ― Edu ASTRONOMY
@justsomepersononyoutube9271
@justsomepersononyoutube9271 3 года назад
@@gunjanshah13 I knew that years ago
@Gussyboy06
@Gussyboy06 3 года назад
@@gunjanshah13 did you make a channel just to comment stuff like this
@joshkahl3576
@joshkahl3576 3 года назад
Banning the sale of onion futures seems like an oddly specific solution to what I imagine could be a more general problem.
@JoeyLamontagne
@JoeyLamontagne 2 года назад
Then again, politicians are looking for the “what will shut them up now” solution instead of “oh shit, this is could be a huge issue”
@NooneStaar
@NooneStaar 2 года назад
I mean at 5:25 he does say what some of the downsides are of it now.
@mortgageapprovals8933
@mortgageapprovals8933 2 года назад
What am I missing here? Cuddlebuns owned 98% of onions. So just don't buy onions. Onions will rot, supply will drop, market is no longer cornered.
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 2 года назад
Right? I'm going to do it with oats now. Git had, feds!
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 2 года назад
@@mortgageapprovals8933, oh, and onions are in several commercial products and restaurant chains. They could collectively vocalize to the customers that they're being ripped off so go complain to law about the lack of onions. But there is a chance that won't work unless every point of sale and every customer gets behind it, and America can be dumb about that although that's pretty much how it works abroad.
@brumpbo
@brumpbo 3 года назад
Fun fact: this same scheme is literally the only reason diamonds are expensive. Artificial scarcity. The DeBeers corporation pulled this off successfully, unlike Cuddlebuns and his onions.
@darnit1944
@darnit1944 3 года назад
And also Supreme products. They intentionally opened a few stores, created that scarcity, and take idiots' money who thinks they are rare and superior to normal shirts.
@SKyrim190
@SKyrim190 3 года назад
@@darnit1944 Supreme is bizarre because there is a loop between the brand trying to get away with more stupid stuff and people consuming it "ironically" (which the brand don't mind at all). They've literally sold bricks with Supreme imprinted for thousands of dollars
@darnit1944
@darnit1944 3 года назад
@@SKyrim190 They dont sell stupid stuff. They sell brick and people are stupid enough to buy it. Remember, if the seller can sell, that means they're not stupid.
@SKyrim190
@SKyrim190 3 года назад
@@darnit1944 I never called them stupid, I called the stuff they sell stupid
@minifishy7162
@minifishy7162 3 года назад
Gotta love capitalism
@lelouchunderground
@lelouchunderground 3 года назад
"Hey, why you don't make a law punishing market manipulation for onions?" "Do you mean any market manipulation?" "No, only onions..."
@josephfox9221
@josephfox9221 3 года назад
To be honest, the effect on the onion economy in the long term has been bad.
@freakymoejoe2
@freakymoejoe2 3 года назад
@@josephfox9221 They handled it poorly, but I think we'd all rather go without another Onion King
@jambonmusical2689
@jambonmusical2689 2 года назад
@@freakymoejoe2 let us all welcome the potato emperor
@willwin4744
@willwin4744 2 года назад
We do have laws against monopolies our gov is just to corrupt and incompetent to do anything
@thegr8malachite370
@thegr8malachite370 2 года назад
I'm looking forward to the second coming of the melon lord
@JohnFoley1701
@JohnFoley1701 3 года назад
Typical politician move: make the extremely specific thing that just happened illegal to placate one specific lobby rather than addressing the root cause of it.
@froidesprit
@froidesprit 3 года назад
Heh, root
@adrianroed2178
@adrianroed2178 3 года назад
because the guy couldn't possibly pull the exact same scheme with potatoes. they don't have enough layers
@MicrowaveFanFic
@MicrowaveFanFic 3 года назад
alright time to get the grapefruit market, who wants in?
@pineapplehead789
@pineapplehead789 3 года назад
@@MicrowaveFanFic me
@theannoyingfan100
@theannoyingfan100 3 года назад
@@MicrowaveFanFic Sorry I already own all the grapefruit and future grapefruit
@mjbgames4963
@mjbgames4963 3 года назад
“Why Trading Onions On The Financial Market Is Illegal” Because It Made The Investors Cry...
@Havron
@Havron 2 года назад
🥁 🥁 🧅
@aaronoconnor193
@aaronoconnor193 2 года назад
Ur an onion MJB
@danielbishop1863
@danielbishop1863 3 года назад
4:33 At orphanages and public schools: "What's for lunch?" "Liver and onions, with sides of onion rings and onion soup." "Again‽"
@fajaradi1223
@fajaradi1223 3 года назад
And more! Here's deep fried potato skin and onion for dessert!
@beyondobscure
@beyondobscure 2 месяца назад
rare interrobang hours
@cherrypepsi2815
@cherrypepsi2815 3 года назад
"He wanted to own all of the onions" *my goals are beyond your understanding*
@KasabianFan44
@KasabianFan44 3 года назад
That is the best thumbnail I have ever seen.
@KingMatthewXV
@KingMatthewXV 3 года назад
Stonks
@gunjanshah13
@gunjanshah13 3 года назад
Fun Fact : Neptune orbits the Sun once every 165 years. Hence, it has orbited the Sun only once since it was discovered. ― Edu ASTRONOMY
@kidsmipad8324
@kidsmipad8324 3 года назад
Stinks
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
This is the best comment I have ever seen 👀👀
@theunfunny421
@theunfunny421 3 года назад
Hey im not cri Someone Cut a stink onion
@FlavorLab
@FlavorLab 3 года назад
Any one else cringe at how these onions are chopped in the stock footage, or that awkward man bun?
@SoWhat1221
@SoWhat1221 3 года назад
@Mason Bee That's a good way to cut them if you want to make fine, uniform diced onions. First you cut off the bottom, but not the stem. Then you cut them in half across the stem, and then place it flat side down. Then you cut horisontally, almost, but not quite all the way through. Then you do the same vertically along the stem. Finally, you cut it like you're making slices, and the result will be extremely uniform diced onions. Of course, if you're not an idiot, you'll peel the onion first.
@RabidlyTaboo
@RabidlyTaboo 3 года назад
keeping the root bulb on while cutting is supposedly best for people with really sensitive eyes.
@imadrifter
@imadrifter 3 года назад
But that man bun tho, like why are you in the workplace, whilst also trying to have a man bun? Arrggghhh
@its_rasko9126
@its_rasko9126 3 года назад
@@imadrifter do you have a time stamp?
@alex-rd9xy
@alex-rd9xy 2 года назад
@@its_rasko9126 2:50
@Nexnaught
@Nexnaught 3 года назад
There's a mistake in the video - according to his Wikipedia page, Vincent Kosuga bought 98% of the available onions in Chicago, not America (as the video states).
@eragonawesome
@eragonawesome 2 года назад
I choose to (wrongly) believe that Chicago was the only place in the US which had any onions at the time, or at least that it held enough of them that the number would be the same within a rounding error
@dunyacaliskan7495
@dunyacaliskan7495 2 года назад
That's a frickin massive error wth
@eragonawesome
@eragonawesome 2 года назад
@@dunyacaliskan7495 it happens, you read something for the number, find the number, and then just skim the rest of the sentence thinking you already know what it says. With the amount of content this team puts out it's a miracle there aren't more errors like this
@faroncobb6040
@faroncobb6040 2 года назад
Chicago is the primary agricultural commodities exchange in the USA. There probably would have been a small number of onion growers with private contracts to produce onions for local companies, but a huge majority of the available onion supply would have gone through Chicago.
@jonatanrullman
@jonatanrullman 2 года назад
@@eragonawesome You mean it's a miracle you haven't found more errors like this.
@bigj3508
@bigj3508 3 года назад
British: "The sun never sets on our empire." Vincent: "I own all the onions, even the ones that haven't grown yet." British: 🧐
@joshKozak
@joshKozak 3 года назад
Lol
@firstoffproductions1462
@firstoffproductions1462 3 года назад
@boris steve YOU FOOL! YOU'VE CREATED MULTI-ONIONS! HE'S EVEN MORE IN CONTROL!
@sexygeek8996
@sexygeek8996 3 года назад
Me: I hate onions, so you can keep them even if they are free.
@vincentmuyo
@vincentmuyo 3 года назад
*Chicago onions.
@itismethatguy
@itismethatguy 3 года назад
The Sun never rised on their past empire how would it set
@advisingbob
@advisingbob 3 года назад
Capitalism: "Am I a joke to you?" Capitalists: "Yes."
@fortune3911
@fortune3911 3 года назад
hah
@borkerman
@borkerman 3 года назад
Ironic
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
Communists and Socialists : You destroyed us, capitalism.
@theincrediblehulk2865
@theincrediblehulk2865 3 года назад
LMAO 😂
@ecliponaut475
@ecliponaut475 3 года назад
Seems like a race to see who can break the system the fastest.
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад
Don’t forget Funyons, the onion snack found in every bodega Also that thumbnail is a masterpiece
@bryanlasermagiktyler3132
@bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 года назад
well funyuns aren't actually onions they just have some onion flavors spray on them they're actually corn
@dydlus
@dydlus 3 года назад
I swear to God, i had an economics test in October of 2020 where one of the tasks was "Determine the price and supply that leads to economic equilibrium on the onion market". Then again, one of the possible answers for "A monopoly is a market in which..." was "...old people are given things for free", so maybe it's just a coincedence.
@skeleskele
@skeleskele 3 года назад
government: Ban onion futures > prevent an individual from controlling a market
@tf2keller398
@tf2keller398 3 года назад
Government bureaucracy at its finest.
@David-lr2vi
@David-lr2vi 3 года назад
Also government. Allows plenty of other massive corporations to control and manipulate markets! I think Mr Onions problem is that he wasn’t a corporation.
@wilsonli5642
@wilsonli5642 3 года назад
Yeah that part was weird... were there no existing antitrust legislation that he could have been prosecuted under?
@ronrolfsen3977
@ronrolfsen3977 3 года назад
@@David-lr2vi I wish my problems earned me about 85 million dollars.
@max.the.imperor
@max.the.imperor 3 года назад
@@wilsonli5642 I think all antitrust laws are about a company not controlling the market, but not an individual. They just didn't think it was possible. IMHO
@sirswagger21
@sirswagger21 3 года назад
Teacher: "why are you laughing?" My brain: Paul -Bunyan- Bonion
@heisen-bones
@heisen-bones 3 года назад
where food is good (but not too good eh)
@cringium
@cringium 3 года назад
so little comments compared to likes. we need some onions
@sirswagger21
@sirswagger21 3 года назад
@@cringium Yeah lol
@AnishKumar-es1xr
@AnishKumar-es1xr 3 года назад
-"Total onion domination"- "Total Domi-onion"
@ribbontoast
@ribbontoast 2 года назад
I'm amazed that even with owning ALL THE ONIONS and executing a literal supervillain scheme this man was still nowhere a billionaire adjusted for inflation.
@James-vc1kc
@James-vc1kc 2 года назад
Because as other comments have corrected, he owned 98% of all unions in Chicago, not the U.S.
@jacobross7443
@jacobross7443 3 года назад
“And his wife calls him cuddlebuns, but that’s only in private” To know this I believe Sam is his wife because if they never say that in public how could he know such valuable information
@AR-Rehman98
@AR-Rehman98 3 года назад
BURNN
@equaius893
@equaius893 3 года назад
and he called him cuddlebuns just a second later
@moldveien1515
@moldveien1515 3 года назад
Beacuse he is in the illuminati beacuse of his youtube gazillions together with 5 minute crafts.
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
That because of spies. Sam is part of the CIA.
@theincrediblehulk2865
@theincrediblehulk2865 3 года назад
Interesting...
@vicentegambini8907
@vicentegambini8907 3 года назад
Imagine going to a party of multi-millionaires and when they ask you how you made your money you tell them ''onions''
@krishnar1182
@krishnar1182 3 года назад
I had a classmate whose father was a "Porta-Potty" millionaire. Lots of jokes, but money is money.
@theantipope4354
@theantipope4354 3 года назад
Okay, but onions aren't as dumb as pork bellies.
@BlueStateRedHeart
@BlueStateRedHeart 3 года назад
@@krishnar1182 same
@No-xw7mo
@No-xw7mo 3 года назад
Millionaire parties tend to have a surplus of cocaine and children laying about.
@jonathansykes4986
@jonathansykes4986 3 года назад
As opposed to today. Streaming. RU-vid. Porn.
@bryanwindham4701
@bryanwindham4701 2 года назад
Traders can try all the strategies they see on RU-vid. But I can tell for a fact most will still lose money due to improper knowledge on how the liquidity providers manipulate the market charts
@hansonw5409
@hansonw5409 2 года назад
the market makers/liquidity providers who are the so called "SMART MONEY" are in the business of taking money from the "DUMB MONEY" (retail traders like you and I). They do so by manipulating the forex market, creating stop hunts on liquidity zones and using chart patterns to mess with our emotions. Now 95% of traders don't trade inline with the market makers or think like them, that's why they frequently lose money. The only way to be successful in this business is trading like the market makers so u can join the 5% smart money in this industry
@saskiaheron1403
@saskiaheron1403 2 года назад
I know for a fact that if I had invested in stock years ago it would have save up a lot now but nothing is too late to invest in, everyone started from somewhere stock is great
@haugenhumphrey687
@haugenhumphrey687 2 года назад
Trading with the help and guidance of Mr Carlton Jefferson is a blessing and a gift to my family and has given me a bigger name in the market
@jerimahiawelthy4334
@jerimahiawelthy4334 2 года назад
@@haugenhumphrey687 He does a great deal for me as well trading the stock commodity, the ability to create strategies that works in accordance with the market trends is something that comes easy to him. Seeing this just assured me more of his exclusivity
@joryhenrika1968
@joryhenrika1968 2 года назад
there isn't a doubt that now, I will keep investing with sir carlton's methods, I just got paid again??his a true mastermind in trading
@simonfleming6109
@simonfleming6109 3 года назад
Gee I wonder why this chestnut got recommended during the wallstreetbets fiasco...
@mrmimeisfunny
@mrmimeisfunny 3 года назад
3:06 I hate how I immediately recognized that number as the root of all evil (square root of 666)
@35571113
@35571113 3 года назад
Woah, that's a meme I need to know, but did not!
@elektronz123
@elektronz123 3 года назад
Same. And I made the like counter 69
@colejosephalexanderkashay683
@colejosephalexanderkashay683 3 года назад
Hahaha
@papasscooperiaworker3649
@papasscooperiaworker3649 3 года назад
@@kilomikedelta254 square root
@dhanajon5528
@dhanajon5528 3 года назад
why do u even know that?
@dhara1002
@dhara1002 3 года назад
For those wondering, that explanation with Thomas Frank is a reference to the movie, The Big Short. Excellent movie, highly recommend everyone to watch.
@nerusaru
@nerusaru 3 года назад
Ok, but who is Thomas Frank?
@dhara1002
@dhara1002 3 года назад
@@nerusaru Another RU-vidr
@pineapplehead789
@pineapplehead789 3 года назад
It was a good movie
@charismaticcatholic1
@charismaticcatholic1 2 года назад
Yessss this movie is amazing at explaining the 2008 housing market crash.
@andrewfox368
@andrewfox368 2 года назад
It’s the other way around, Margot Robbie is just a poor man’s Thomas Frank
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 3 года назад
Another interesting related food story: The Great Salad Oil Swindle of the early 1960's.
@Huntracony
@Huntracony 3 года назад
So, rather than taking this example of a flaw in capitalism and making it illegal to buy up entire markets, they decided that this is a problem with onions somehow and made farmers' lives more difficult. Great job.
@thomashajicek2747
@thomashajicek2747 Год назад
Politicians can’t piss off their wealthy owners, I mean donors, who do this all the time but are just more quiet about it.
@pawelodziomek4908
@pawelodziomek4908 3 года назад
Welcome to the gang kid! "We got Stealing Steve, Murdering Mike, and Crimes Johnson" "w-what did Crimes Johnson do?" "he traded onions on the stock market"
@yksisolttu
@yksisolttu 3 года назад
He must be serving a life sentence
@neooblisk0084
@neooblisk0084 3 года назад
@@yksisolttu Death row actually
@murilovsilva
@murilovsilva 3 года назад
But don't call Crimes "Cuddlebuns", he hates that.
@Riverbend1752
@Riverbend1752 3 года назад
"I can guarantee an HAI sticker will cost $3.00 now and $3.00 tomorrow." Okay, how much will the price go up on Thursday?
@flp322
@flp322 3 года назад
Well, if you buy an HAI sticker future now, you can be guaranteed the price won't go up.
@Nhatanh0475
@Nhatanh0475 2 года назад
0:53 I like Half as Interesting sense of humor.
@HowMoneyWorks
@HowMoneyWorks 3 года назад
Could you imagine getting a call from the IRS? "sir.... you need to pay the capital gains on your.... onions."
@9734522
@9734522 3 года назад
If it's onions this should obviously be forbidden! But for life saving medications it's ok. Except the part where prices fall again.
@jessemonzione
@jessemonzione 3 года назад
*cries in American*
@michaelmoses8745
@michaelmoses8745 3 года назад
Praise kek. Prices no go down.
@Minecraftian2345432
@Minecraftian2345432 3 года назад
I don't think you can buy futures for medicine. Like, not in regards to law, I just don't think those are a thing. American inflated drug prices are a result of patent law, anticompetitive legal restrictions, a high barrier to approval by the FDA, partially socialized healthcare, insurance chicanery, foreign price controls, and some other things. I guess you could buy all the stroke medicine or something and then jack up the prices, but I don't think any third party has managed to do that. Also, unlike seasonal crops, manufactured goods will continue to be produced, so unless there is an expected spike in demand you won't really be able to control the price, and you won't make money from trying to corner the market.
@9734522
@9734522 3 года назад
@@Minecraftian2345432 You don't have to buy the medicine, you simply buy patents and companys. Remember Martin Shkreli? And that's just a relativly small fish.
@dokatmasali3666
@dokatmasali3666 3 года назад
The funny thing is if he hadn't shorted and kept the system running, he could have profited much more and establish himself like De beers in the diamond market
@karim1485
@karim1485 3 года назад
The Abbreviation for "Total Onion Domination" would be TOD, which means 'Death' in German
@kennystimpson2775
@kennystimpson2775 3 года назад
wait i thought tot was death in German?
@VictorLima-mv4ni
@VictorLima-mv4ni 3 года назад
Hehe toad
@Antenne02
@Antenne02 3 года назад
@@kennystimpson2775 Death - Tod Dead - tot You had it almost
@lelouchunderground
@lelouchunderground 3 года назад
Komm, Süsser Tod Wait, wrong video...
@emiliaganchorre
@emiliaganchorre 3 года назад
@@lelouchunderground It all returns to NOTHING...
@josephestebacon
@josephestebacon 3 года назад
Says: French Onion Soup Shows: Soup with Potatos and Carrots
@niarkman6999
@niarkman6999 2 года назад
tbh, the french onion soup's main constituant is bread
@FreeToBe339
@FreeToBe339 3 года назад
Nebula plays on your phone the same way music does. Plays when it's closed. I used RU-vid all the time but it's $14 a month for RU-vid red. $3 a month for nebula. Immaculate. I'm honestly so impressed
@__hjg__2123
@__hjg__2123 3 года назад
Good video... I'm surprised you didn't mention the Onion Act had a weird tie-in that ALSO *prohibited dealings in motion picture box office receipts* or onion futures
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад
Hollywood movies and onion futures. Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
@ssmuggler1wizerd881
@ssmuggler1wizerd881 3 года назад
lmfao
@BSJinx
@BSJinx 3 года назад
The part prohibiting dealings in motion picture box office receipts was added to the law in 2010 as part of the Dodd-Frank Act. The original law only dealt with onions. From Dodd-Frank: (a) IN GENERAL.-Section 1a of the Commodity Exchange Act (7 U.S.C. 1a) is amended- (4) in paragraph (9) (as redesignated by paragraph (1)), by striking ‘‘except onions’’ and all that follows through the period at the end and inserting the following: ‘‘except onions (as provided by the first section of Public Law 85-839 (7 U.S.C. 13-1)) and motion picture box office receipts (or any index, measure, value, or data related to such receipts), and all services, rights, and interests (except motion picture box office receipts, or any index, measure, value or data related to such receipts) in which contracts for future delivery are presently or in the future dealt in.’’ So don't blame Ford or Cuddlebuns for that.
@MartyFox
@MartyFox 3 года назад
You left out one of the most interesting parts of this story: the Onion Futures Act also prohibits futures trading on movies
@kingcookie4714
@kingcookie4714 3 года назад
I have a feeling that this guy played a lot of monopoly
@steyn1775
@steyn1775 3 года назад
2:03 the Dutch: *Tulip Mania bubble crash in the 17th century flashbacks*
@sarmadali7191
@sarmadali7191 3 года назад
"This video is made possible by me" Yes, finally! "..and Nebula" -_-
@theincrediblehulk2865
@theincrediblehulk2865 3 года назад
Luckily it was not skillshare.
@LastBastion
@LastBastion 3 года назад
Well, technically he made the nebula....
@Tornxx
@Tornxx 3 года назад
@@Sean-of9rs yeah but surely he earns enough by the videos and doesn't need a sponsorship every single video
@deadmansfire
@deadmansfire 3 года назад
@@Tornxx Nebula is a platform where these youtubers can upload their videos without fear of demonetizing. And if more people are subscribed there, the creators will have move freedom in topics and content
@something7853
@something7853 3 года назад
@@Tornxx Well at least how I see it is the videos that Sam puts out aren't longer than 10 minutes for the most part and because of that the amount of money that he can earn from one video is limited so sponsors are always welcomed. Also we have to remember that Sam like us is a person who need to pay rent, eat food, pay for equipment for production, hire script writers and many other things that I didn't list.
@ronan5228
@ronan5228 3 года назад
3:07 Square root of 666 in case anyone else was wandering
@Critical-Thinker895
@Critical-Thinker895 3 года назад
This video has taught me I'm only half as interested in onions as I thought.
@raphaeldagamer
@raphaeldagamer 11 месяцев назад
I cannot convey how much I appreciate that reference to The Big Short now that I've seen the movie.
@funafull1
@funafull1 3 года назад
I've watched this entire video and im still not convinced this isn't some late April Fools Day joke
@AndreaZzzXXX
@AndreaZzzXXX 3 года назад
me too ! but I had check Wikipedia and ... apparently is true :-)
@hadinossanosam4459
@hadinossanosam4459 3 года назад
The Soviet onion: where Vincent Kasuga makes the onions cry
@ausbare140
@ausbare140 3 года назад
The worst thing I see in this is government changing the rules half way through the game. If it can be done with onions it can be done with any other item.
@Winasaurus
@Winasaurus 3 года назад
As is the case with just about anything remotely profitable. And just was, with the gamestop stocks fiasco. A bunch of independent traders banded together and lost 'proper traders' a lot of money, to the point the government stepped in to prevent further losses. They've done it with onions, they've done it with company stocks, they'll gladly do it again if it's something that threatens the stability of the market as a whole.
@JesusGarcia-st1ef
@JesusGarcia-st1ef 3 года назад
"Sour Apples that make you cry" you got me with that
@anzahanifathallah
@anzahanifathallah 3 года назад
"capitalism is the most efficient way to distribute resources" *one man in the 1950s literally had complete control of all American onions, current and future*
@ecpgieicg
@ecpgieicg 3 года назад
"Literally"?? Are you one of those people who can't learn outside of listening to jokes? Chicago region only. Chicago =/= "all American".
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 3 года назад
In capitalism it’s one company owning it all. In socialism it’s the government bureaucracy. Either way it’s just corrupt cronyism to control the market and what people can have/get
@incelmagnet1737
@incelmagnet1737 3 года назад
Ah yes the onion lord
@martind2520
@martind2520 3 года назад
​@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Maybe the solution is to build an economy that takes the best parts of both systems. Crazy, I know!
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 3 года назад
@@martind2520 I think most people would agree with you but inevitably the question what is the “best” amount of either. And different people have different opinions of that
@hazeemhakim5390
@hazeemhakim5390 3 года назад
Reads the title: That is... A question that I never thought I would ask in my life.
@carsoncase223
@carsoncase223 3 года назад
HAI: "I guarantee that it costs $3 now and $3 tommorow" The Fed: "we'll see about that"
@kalebrhea5822
@kalebrhea5822 3 года назад
The brick facade is totally worth the price of admission! It’s so hilarious that I have watched it 4 additional times just to share it with some of my friends and family members
@JonasHamill
@JonasHamill 3 года назад
All those poorly chopped onions in the stock footage made me feel so nervous
@peterjansen7929
@peterjansen7929 3 года назад
I tried that with leeks, but somehow the information got out too soon, and when I tried to flood the market with beans everybody got wind of it …
@horseradish302
@horseradish302 3 года назад
Shorting involves borrowing stock from someone else (for a small fee), selling it, then buying it back later for a (hopefully) lower price and returning it to the original owner. I'd be interested how you can both corner the market (i.e. own all the stock) then short it (i.e. borrow the same stock)
@thavideomaker
@thavideomaker 2 года назад
Futures are not stocks, the futures contracts can be created/destroyed and the open interest and notional value can be greater than the supply of the underlying physical asset at settlement. This is part of the reason why crude oil futures went negative in 2020.
@ianthefirst2111
@ianthefirst2111 3 года назад
The stock traders must have not needed more crying in their lives.
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
They do when the police comes to arrest them for trading onion in the black markets.
@space1607
@space1607 3 года назад
These HAI videos are more random than my playlist.
@catman0789
@catman0789 3 года назад
And my life
@Apostate_ofmind
@Apostate_ofmind 3 года назад
the use of stock videos was so calming
@Requiem100500
@Requiem100500 3 года назад
Imagine the usual scenario: You go to a grocery store and buy some onions. Immediately after, somewhere, Bogdanoff takes a call: "He bought? Dump it."
@sarthakthememegod
@sarthakthememegod 3 года назад
*HAI:* *Why Onions Illegal to Trade* *in Stock Markets* *500k People:* *Well well Let's Find* *out*
@bruhiq5481
@bruhiq5481 3 года назад
Bold move commenting this before it hits 500k views
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
Let's see whether this comment stands the test of time and whether this video will get 500k views. Just for the record it is 23k views now.
@ibrahimrukayyahshittabey
@ibrahimrukayyahshittabey 3 года назад
Currently at 429k views
@AnonymousMC
@AnonymousMC 3 года назад
Hey HAI, first! Stay safe out there and keep up the interesting content! Road to 2 mil!
@diamonddunkers_
@diamonddunkers_ 3 года назад
No u not first
@hanthony624
@hanthony624 3 года назад
@@diamonddunkers_ nobody cares
@AnonymousMC
@AnonymousMC 3 года назад
@@diamonddunkers_ yes i was the "first" comment was a glitched one that wasn't actually real
@thedeadwarrior1828
@thedeadwarrior1828 3 года назад
its only half as intresting
@AVeryRandomPerson
@AVeryRandomPerson 3 года назад
6th
@Lyghfe
@Lyghfe 3 года назад
1:38 holy shit, seeing this made me cry and it was not the onion. Atleast you got the sweet story to tell you grand children: "The day I lost my pinky, recording stock footage"
@rohandalvi6476
@rohandalvi6476 3 года назад
Love that the big short refrence
@tanojatmakuri380
@tanojatmakuri380 3 года назад
“In the 1950s cuddlebuns had a great idea” had me dead 😂
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
As you can clearly see, HAI has layers
@YossiDagan
@YossiDagan 3 года назад
the big short reference was brilliant
@spencerbreu6270
@spencerbreu6270 3 года назад
Akinsoft needs to hear about this one.
@vinceb8384
@vinceb8384 3 года назад
Wonder of this concept would work nowadays with another product, hmmm time to look into ornamental gourd futures.
@ehanoldaccount5893
@ehanoldaccount5893 3 года назад
We’re just not gonna talk about the bathtub scene, bruh i’m in class
@viditsinha9707
@viditsinha9707 3 года назад
3:37 stop tears are coming out of my eyes 😥
@clodolcmidnights837
@clodolcmidnights837 2 года назад
“Coked up hamburgerler” Adding that to the “list of things I guess I say now”
@blublublub6952
@blublublub6952 3 года назад
HAI: Hey wanna see, why trading onions on the financial marked is illegal? Me: WTF? *Clicks it anyway*
@TheRenegade...
@TheRenegade... 3 года назад
You say anyway as if it wasn't the reason
@lanes-world
@lanes-world 3 года назад
I like the, 'the big short' reference. One of my favourite movies of all time.
@Barry-the_bruiser
@Barry-the_bruiser 3 года назад
I love these videos as you never know what you get and it is something rly random but it is to funny
@LoboLakerGaming
@LoboLakerGaming 3 года назад
I loved the Big Short add-in lmao
@spookysmoothie8034
@spookysmoothie8034 3 года назад
getting sponsored by yourself STONKS or should i say, STINKS
@FlyingMozzarella
@FlyingMozzarella 3 года назад
2:57 and 0:44 HAI: **shows Kosuga on screen** Also HAI: **writes Kasuga in captions**
@kornsuwin
@kornsuwin 3 года назад
That's the person that made Wikipe-tan
@joeydegamestreamer4644
@joeydegamestreamer4644 2 года назад
this is verry intresting and i love the little jokes and how they try to explain as good as they can while being verry simplistic
@briansmith9439
@briansmith9439 3 года назад
Interesting; perhaps a follow-up on the law by which, in 2010, it was modified to add "motion picture box office futures" to the law would be educational & informative.
@CasterAzucar
@CasterAzucar 3 года назад
But of course, shia labeouf would get them for free after digging many, many holes.
@thesage1096
@thesage1096 3 года назад
what do u mean he dug many holes ?
@CasterAzucar
@CasterAzucar 3 года назад
@@thesage1096 Read the book/watch the movie "Holes". it's too long to explain here 😁
@TheGamingAlong
@TheGamingAlong 3 года назад
Thomas Frank and The Big Short reference in one video? My life is complete now.
@thestarsands
@thestarsands 2 года назад
We watched the Big Short only a few days ago in class and suddenly that bathtub makes a whole lot more sense
@dougfowler1368
@dougfowler1368 3 года назад
1955... Wait a minute. Great Scott! I always wondered how Biff could make so much money with Grays Sports Almanac and not have everyone gunning for him, especially unsavory gamblers who would have put him six feet under by 1985. Now I know. He actually used a fake name and bought all the onions instead! :-)
@Dillpickle592
@Dillpickle592 3 года назад
Ngl the thumbnail looked like a pumpkin for me and I was so confused why you started talking about onions
@andrespardo124
@andrespardo124 3 года назад
😳😳 seeing this after Robbin Hood ban GameStop
@sir9integra9jr
@sir9integra9jr 3 года назад
the part about shorts reminds me of this time when I sat down in class and was really cold and felt this surge of inspiration. my torso and arms were so cuddly and comfy in my sweatshirt, but my legs were so cold in my jeans. so what if someone made a sweatshirt for your legs? it's a brilliant idea: take sweatshirt material, make it into the shape of pants, and... oh.
@dewannaeem7283
@dewannaeem7283 3 года назад
The Big Short reference was nice.
@yeshwantradev463
@yeshwantradev463 3 года назад
The most unique thumbnail so far😂
@Ivytheherbert
@Ivytheherbert 3 года назад
Ah yes, when the system fails dramatically yet again, the USA continues to add more layers of polish to the turd.
@LastOneInTheLand
@LastOneInTheLand 2 года назад
2:34 And the more demand there is the higher the prices.
@DaisyGeekyTransGirl
@DaisyGeekyTransGirl 2 года назад
I want the video of your top 50 onion theories.
@daviddavis4885
@daviddavis4885 3 года назад
Damn, posted 1 second ago, perfect timing I’ve never been this early before
@agdtkry
@agdtkry 3 года назад
I'd invest into Gunions. Sounds like a multi-billion idea
@rmehta54
@rmehta54 3 года назад
Now look what have you done. After seeing this video, whenever I drive and see a UPS truck, I keep looking which way it turns. Saw a few turning left ;)
@EktoHunter
@EktoHunter 3 года назад
Love that "The Big Short" reference
@ericmalcolm3467
@ericmalcolm3467 3 года назад
I HAVE BEEN MAKING LOSSES TRADING MYSELF...I THOUGHT TRADING ON DEMO ACCOUNT IS JUST LIKE TRADING THE REAL MARKET... CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT OR AT LEAST ADVICE ME ON WHAT TO DO?
@ricketsaaalv2979
@ricketsaaalv2979 3 года назад
Trading with an expert is the best strategy for newbies and busy investors who have little or no time to monitor trade
@ricketsaaalv2979
@ricketsaaalv2979 3 года назад
I will advice you should stop trading on your own if you keep losing and start trading with Mrs Laura Morganna trading services
@davidmolly545
@davidmolly545 3 года назад
I will advice you should stop trading on your own if you keep losing and start trading with Mrs Laura Morganna trading services
@scotjerkins5713
@scotjerkins5713 3 года назад
Wow I'm just shock you mentioned and recommended Expert Mrs Laura I thought I'm the only trading with her
@carlosbryan1109
@carlosbryan1109 3 года назад
@@scotjerkins5713 You don't need to be shock because I'm also a huge beneficiary of expert Mrs Laura
@nominator7902
@nominator7902 3 года назад
The time I was this early, HAI was talking about their first mistakes...
@DragonKingGaav
@DragonKingGaav 3 года назад
check out the new channel, a hill to die on if you like half as interesting!
@TylerFurrison
@TylerFurrison 3 года назад
Next mistakes video will talk about the time Sam accidentally swapped the two videos that were going to be uploaded between channels
@gunjanshah13
@gunjanshah13 3 года назад
Fun Fact : Neptune orbits the Sun once every 165 years. Hence, it has orbited the Sun only once since it was discovered. ― Edu ASTRONOMY
@oregonadam6367
@oregonadam6367 3 года назад
Literally the perfect “Big Short” Easter egg at 3:44
@roddydonn2328
@roddydonn2328 2 года назад
They really yadda yadda’d how he attained “Total Onion Domination” in my “oponion” the most interesting part
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