WHY WOULD YOU SEND US THIS?! - OFFLINETV UNBOXING 

*Michael : wait I thought I was playing a character*

oh god nonono hes multiplying

The amount of regret displayed on that child's face is quite intriguing, but also highly disturbing

michael's brain: **** why would someone take a crackhead to be a role model

And the generation will continue

It is too late to change my religion

I really dont wanna like its on 666 lolll

Nvm someone liked it

12:20 LMAO

960 like :>

mmmm tastey

@@straightfacestudios201 LOL

otv arent like the other youtubers

And he’ll eat all of it

@@danrayner3123 wait no-

Don't forget the tasers and lasers

What about lily?

😂

dave grohl has been looking for you

Shit go brrrrr

The disturbing part is Michael is their role model😭

that thumbnail apparently was too accurate... thank you for the warning, normally spoilers are annoying, *but this helped me allot for preparation*

poop sender ARE the 12 year old

You forgot he likes that

everyone thinks that he is the new bad unboxing guy

If it was possible to ship firearms he'd have a full arsenal of assault rifle's among other things

SAMPLE TEXT I mean, you can ship firearms, both parties just need to have an FFL iirc

@@sirboomsalot4902 don't give them ideas

Well, naruto was his first kiss…

wasnt it a itachi cosplay 💀but it's ok because I would've got it wrong

And the fact that he was wearing the headband upside down 🤣

The kiss me naruto thing start at 9:19

Micheal is a true man of culture. No doubt about it

Oh god

They will first get a series of electric shocks and then get stabbed by every single weapon he has received is what I could see happening

Shocked to death?

have you ever seen a little movie called Saw?

I am convinced that micheal does not sleep

Some of michals inventions shouldn't be made

_surgery robot_

dookie *second flashback to the chair you can’t fucking sit on

@@masonwithee6831 *third flashback to surgery machine*

Denzel Heathcote dont bro dont make me think of a stabbing robot

"i cant read" Lmao

a fellow cult member! good to see, good to see

Momento mori

It’s all coming down today

@@Cyphule The end

We have to keep the likes 69

im 170 bitches now ya have 99 likes to go

the 170th like

Now you know why he is a role model

@@leojohansson3762 your just mad amber hasn't shout you out yet

Why does she know my license plate?

Arygua oh no

@Benjamin Leetch literally at the end

The backstory behind amber alert makes it 10 times worse

Nice

I once dated a roomba... it seemed like a good idea, but it iust tore skin and I bled everywhere

@@donovanstuart3907 Tore skin from foreskin

Mr.Lemon bad day?

Juliee I think u mean satisfying and good day

Why would you even censor that...

@@ArnoldsKtm comedic purpose the first time, it's funnier the second time is just unnecessary but RU-vid demonetization is a biatch

LOL

michael too

Toast: That's a weird looking dildo

its what he needed

@@akiroai6577 no

@@akiroai6577 fed need it more tho

@@IseDunno fed has enough

Im going to be the president and I think your're a little redboy punk, This is whats wrong with america!!!!!!!! Bernie 2020,

That was funny as fuck when he said that for some reason

Crackhead vibes

@Varun Srivastava Very end of the vid

Who is amber and why is she describing my car?

Who Is Amber And Why Does She Keep Alerting Michael? I'm Genuinely Confused.

time stamp?

@@nicememe5286 very end bro

@@nicememe5286 16:29

@@lycandusk7263 obviously cause of fed

@@scott1312 why did i laugh at that.

I actually searched it

@@shinobukocho4832 The earbuds or Mikasa

Both

GOOD GUY TOAST

Yeah i dont even know what if there actually 15 and thought there 18

@Davis Watson that doesn't mean shit ✨ Age of consent Is still prosecutory rape💕

Davis Watson thats a misconception actually. AoC is still 18, it just isnt a felony until its under 13.

@@aclonymous wait isn't that why some Japanese anime/comics are banned/mostly censored in us or other countries?

But Toast's pout to make her do the badger dance was also laughably adorable

Innocent soul

WAIT, u never laughed at a child because it fell and cried? Damn...

i dunno why but i read cruelest as cutest

@@lingochuuchuu8138 I mean, it could be, if you're into that sort of thing.

Aslo

Aslo

Aslo

Aslo

Aslo

But....PICKLE RICK

You just know that someone out there is banging their keyboard in frustration over that shit.

It's Carson...

@@solo9821 felt that

They aren't giving that away for free.

" do the rawr "

Because it wast that funny

@@6d03_6 no stop

Who doesn't nowadays

Scarras packing a monster dong, he's lying.

nah he has the 17 inch log dude

Hwee Lean frfr

Would still smash *wink*

Make more OTV vids or Carson’s pp will shoot you

Mindless robot? Kinda like real life am I right? We live in a society🤘

So random and funny

yes... thats the joke...

@@sweetcheeks5875 And it seems that you didnt get it

69 likes

Fed Got Nudes A Christmas Miracle

As everytime

simps: alright, if my calculations are correct, her next period will be on July 10th, meaning I should donate $10,000 to her on that day to make her feel better.

Ok

"We need to know the EXACT TIME EACH MONTH Poki has her period"

Ah thanks, I missed that!

Copied lol

give him a tazer as main weapon and his attack is level up even more.

Now hes 120% dangerous

Imagine if he wears that during a sword duel with lily

@@tomnook8730 they recieved a mace... so why not. this whole mansion could be a perfect plot for a video game.

@@bluestonebest1893 Classes: Micheal the electric dwarve Buffs for micheal: Mace:29%more damage Naruto head band:69%more stamina and Focus Points The "sorry princess I'm only attracted to girls with an addiction to crack" shirt:420% more Focus points and Health Tazer:deals 4206942069% damage and Lily:applies 30% mor health healing overtime Lily the mage of art Buffs for lily: Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damage when equiped Other Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damhe wheen equiped Temmie:boosts stamina for 1 hour Tortilla blanket:grants invincibility for 1 hour Micheal:deals 42069%more damage permanently for the rest of the game Fed the white knight Buffs for fed: Whattaburger ketchup:when applied grants a poison effect around the vicinity of fed for 12 minutes RAID shadow legends:when applied can grant a 70%money increase until you enter feds room it breaks Poki:grants more friend ship points for the game until you enter poki's room(fed has a special bar below the stamina bar called the "friendship bar" and if you fill it up you can equip toast as a friendship multiplier) Scarra the random Buffs for scarra: Something random:deals 420%more fp health and Stamina boost for the rest of the game Toast:when applied can buff the strength of scarra for 12 minutes Yvonne the pink haired girl Buffs for yvonne: Badger badger badger badger:grants more stamina Sailor moon:grants 69% more fp Sean:buffs Yvonnes strength for the game Toast the random Buffs for toast: Something random:same as scarra Scarra:same as scarras "toast" buff Poki the friend zoner Callmecarson with a gun:buffs damhe 69%percent Fed:grants friendzone points for the rest of the game(same as feds friendships bar system)

But also insane. And dedicated. Maybe too dedicated...

@@boop5636 hmm maybe maybe not

And that job is being batshit crazy

the glorifying micheal jokes are getting real fucking annoying

I have to disagree with that

Glad we were thinking of the same thing

We all already knew he didn’t have to tell us lol

Me too

rip

Omg I didn't even notice that :0

Pretty sure he did that just to be a troll and trigger people. And it worked.

Duaa Siddiqui HAH-

Same man

Pretty sure the amber alert was for curfew because of rioting but idk

@@claytrav2153 this was filmed awhile ago

I was eating cereal and laughed and breathed heavily through my nose and it blew off my spoon :(

i hate the sound so much

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nOPIu7isD3s.html

@Thulium amber alert dance moms

Its stay home order because of riot xD (curfew)

I fucking lost it

who is amber and why is she describing my car

The jojo music in the background👌

what killed me was the end because NOTHING says michael reeves like him with a big smile wearing a naruto headband with a kunai in one hand and a dildo in the other

Don't forget the chastity cage

Well at least Michael knows he's a role model... that's... something...

what u mean, everyone including michael got nice and thoughtful gifts.

Hentai shirt

Dont forget the spiky small penis thing in a ziploc

I just realized frd is the simp feed if you're reading this no hate dude your all special in your own ways .

Mushroom mushroom

should be Yvonne: The Mald

Aaaand a dildo, whip, with an extra side of crap. Oh, but there was also a pickle Rick sticker; funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

He was way too quick on that. He probably kidnapped someone to make the joke

Sal Woyciesjes oh shi-

Mind explaining it for those who are uninitiated?

GoTheJutsu Amber Alert.

Is that what amber alert actually sounds like? Just a speaker implanted in every house? Im not from america idk about this

I like how you know its not tai kwan do (if thats how you spell it)

@@laserwolf6460 well i said i dunno how to spell it

Laser Wolf taelwon and do are different words not one

Laser Wolf it’s Tae Kwon Do. My friend is in it.

And Michael has horny fans

Nice joke

Nice joke

Nice joke

Nice joke

Nice joke

*this comment is cursed*

It was a crossover episode

I mean that was kinda the first episode...or entire series

It's.. In one of the 200 filler episodes.

Why does everyone ware the naruto headband wrong???

You know they are going to give it a good use at night😂

I was going to comment this. But you got my like bru

They blurred her feet but didnt blur the dildo at 15:30

@@moneymonkey5387 LOGIC 100

when they blur out pokimanes feet but not a polka dot vibrator

when xd

DA WEIRDO ah i see

That part was hilarious

I agreed

Do you mean this part ? 8:11

AF IF fuckin obviously

@@twixxclipss9324 chill man

*Michael enters the chat*

if you would look at my comment fed did not cencor (i think thats how you spell it) the dildo at 10:13

JADON WEUSI censor

Is that a problem for you ?

@@leshieel yeah! Its seems like it is.

@@leshieel H-HOW DARE THEY *HEAVY BREATHING* HOW DARE THEYYYY !!!!

@@kirabean5441 how dare they heavy breathe?

Time stamp?

What?

Next it will be her hands

@@ninjastar212 people pay to see her feet

@@baymax4244 ...seriously? That's fucking sad man.

@@baymax4244 I yearn for the future

I mean-

Thank you but please reconsider

That gay

.....

CHIDORI taser

No he loves tazers more -_-

Tazer Kunai, Take two and connect one to each tazer prong :)

@@johnweber4504 bro fr

Kunai launcher

Now imagine taser kunais

Ivone..bruh...

yvonne

Evonne*

ovvone*

Avonne

he wants that exclusive for himself

But fed didn't edit this video.

@@seagull450 Yes, he does

Nightosphere06 no he doesn’t look in the description

The fact that HE HAD TOO because some creepy weird incels would take advantage of it in a terrible way is disturbing

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Didn't fed put the photo in his shirt? 😲

They said the other ones were for lily, and that is lily's book. He was putting them in there to keep her pictures safe lol

I saw that too lmao

a second later fed reveals Mikasa's pic is in his shirt. Michael put the other drawings in lily's coding book.

Yes, Glory to Arstotzka!

Glory to Arstotzka!

Glory to Arstotzka!

Glory to Arstotzka!

GLORY, TO ARSTOTZKA!!!

*simps lmao

Joseph Lee sane thing

Bud, the Poki Detective Community (PDC) has known her menstrual cycle for a while now.

I never needed to know this!

@@jeremias-serus I actually can't tell whether you're joking. Not with the internet.

Jojo fans trying to make jokes 😐

Sweet dreams are made of theeese

Yeah your stand randomly starts crying in the middle of the fight that would be op

STANDO POWA

@@johnlist4533 it was pretty funny. I haven't seen you make a funny joke yet.