Wii Safety- Taken too far! 

The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

the wii is still not 16 yet cant drive

"Don't let your Wii console drive. (It's not 16)" YOU CAN NOW LET THE WII CONSOLE DRIVE (ITS 17)

“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

“It’s not 16” *many years later* “There he goes, he’s grown so much” *wii drives away*

Instructions unclear, have been married to my Wii for 12 years

i remember watching this video as a child and it still manages to make me laugh

Now it all makes sense to Mii

"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon" *lowers sword*

These are the actual warnings: 0:09 Do not swallow 0:18 Make sure you are in an open space 0:28 Do not break the Wii console 0:37 Never put the Wii console to very hot or cold temperatures 0:46 Do not carry the Wii console outside your house 0:55 [idk what is this] 1:05 Do not use the Wii console for some dating 1:15 Do not step the Wii remote or the Nunchuck 1:25 Do not pour liquids onto the Wii console 1:33 Do not insert the Game Disc upside down 1:43 Do not leave the Wii in the garbage [idk] 1:53 [is that dust¿] 2:04 Do not break the game disc 2:13 [idk what is this] 2:23 Do not block the ventilation or poke inside the Wii 2:35 [lmao wtf] 2:44 Not recommended to use both controllers like that 2:52 Do not store the Wii diagonally 3:00 [idk what is this] 3:11 [wtf] 3:22 Do not put a blanket to the console (it doesn't have any space for ventilation) 3:32 [wtf] 3:42 The Wii console is not a Toaster [buy another roaster instead] 3:52 Do not let your children swallow small things (like the hot tie used to knot long wires) I know it's a joke, but I want to emphasize it a little bit more.

“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:

“Don’t parachute with your wii” So that explains why it’s not worki-

Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

The Wii can drive now! I'm also sad now :(

This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon" Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

What I think certain things mean 0:40 - The snowman is just a mascot for the cold, so in short, don't let it get cold as when frost in it thawed, it would break the software. 0:57 - I think it means 'be careful if you have a heart condition'. 1:15 - Don't step on any wires as you may break something. 1:34 - Don't put your finger in the hole of the disc, you may get your finger injured. 2:25 - Don't put stuff inside of the Wii unless it is a wire, a USB, or a SD card. 2:44 - For health and safety reasons, do not put the wire around your neck as it may cause damage. 2:53 - If the Wii falls over, it might break. 3:22 - If you put a blanket over the Wii, it might overheat. 3:43 - Only put in discs.

When you realize the wii turning 18 in November

“Do not cook chicken in your wii” *shows picture of goblin wii*

There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

Well when the Wii turns 21 in the year 2027, it can do many things: 1. Legally Drink 2. Gamble/go to a Casino 3. Obtain a handgun (Oh god!) 4. Obtain a pilot's license 5. Become a Driving Instructor 6. Rent a car 7. Adopt a child 8. And go to night clubs and dance on dat pole (lol could u imagine?)

0:43 "Don't let you Wii console drive. (it's not 16)" me realising that it's been 16 years since it released... 💀

"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you" Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks* bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

This further proves why I love the sense of humor in Japan; especially Nintendo's! 😂I love your English translation, by the way. I actually thought Nintendo wrote it for a few moments there because they really match the photos. As previously noted, I am a fan of Nintendo's written comedy within games in general, so this gets an A+ from me on being accurate to their style. I'm gonna look for this manual on eBay, who's going to race me for it? 🏁 Shoutout to my brother who sent me this video and made my day. Still hits hard 13 years later. Haha! I grew up with the Wii, and I'm sure most people here did, too.

The Wii is now old enough to drive.

"The Wii is not a funny hat" Reality can be whatever I want

Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

Questions I have for some of them 1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT 3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON 5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR 7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

Nice! thanks for the helpful safety advice, I'll be more careful and make sure that I can avoid those things the next time I play on my Nintendo Wii!

I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

there’s a funny contrast between the ones that make you go “haha i get it. good one Jake Cat” and “what the fuck could the original context for this possibly be”

my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.” But how am I gonna feed my family now?

" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else" *suicide rates drop to 0%*

13 years still an og. thanks.

"The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such." Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"

Why is this in my recommended 10 years later

Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

"Don't make love with the Wii"

This helped a lot thanks I couldn’t find anything else that could help me use my WII

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.

Just played my wii, it has been a while since that, so many memories. This video was interesting and the wii sports theme is so nostalgic. 😢😭

THE WII CAN FINALLY DRIVE!!!!

“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken” *grabs turkey*

Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

my sisters and I both LOVE this video! especially since we(no pun intended) own a Wii too! (and btw as of 2022 the Wii IS 16 years old!)

When i was smaller i used to watch this over and over again thinking it was humor. And now i know whats a wii and how good it was in the times i didnt get to experience

That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together

“Don’t let you Wii console drive” Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

2 more years and we can marry the wii

"please, don't fall in love with your wii" oh, was i not supposed to-?

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: *Show time* Edit: Show time

Why is this still funny thirteen years later

The Wii is officially 17 years old! It can drive now! Hide your children and wives!

Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive. Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

U can pour water on your wii U can pour smoothies on your wii *But not orange juice*

Funny video + nostalgic music = masterpiece

This was useful, thank you!

**Don’t Marry your Wii** Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

"Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii" Ok I will just get a happy one

"Do not marry the Wii, It Does Not Love You Back." "Please dont make the Wii And Wii U Kiss."

0:37 Snowman: i hate you wii Wii:WHY

"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken." The KFConsole: Pathetic

"The Wii is not a funny hat!" "It's not?"

I am disobeying the manual and taking care of the Wii, loving it, cherishing it, and fighting battles with them

“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.” Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

only 6 more years till the wii can drive Edit. The wii can drive. Watch out.

Whoever created this was a fanart is absolutely comedy gold!

Them: “Don’t parachute with your wii!” Me: “why the f-“

Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

‘The wii is not a funny hat’ Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom

1:06 Just remember, the ship glass of wine x Wii is not allowed.

I just got this video recommended again and I just want to say, it can finally legally drive!!😊

911: What's your emergency? Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

POV: You Homebrewed your Wii and now the Nintendo Ninjas are after you

This keeps being recommended and it's funny every time!

"Don't fall in love with your wii" oops-

Jesus it's crazy how the Wii is actually almost 16 years old

People say ridiculous rules exist because there has been someone who tried it before

2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight" That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

“The Wii can’t fight in a battle” Well, what about WWii?

00:46 Don't Let your Wii console drive. You dont want to hear "Wii U, Wii U" in a distance right?

2:39 "Don't try kill yourself with the Wii." I somehow had a stroke reading that 💀

Here in 2024, this vid so nostalgic😭

Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii

When you realize the wii is almost old enough to drive.

“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii, the Wii isn’t thirsty”

Thank you so much!!! I was planning on doing all of these things until I was told NOT to. :D!!

I love how videos from 8 years ago turn up in my recommendations

it’s gonna be 18 next year. the wii’s growing up so fast. 😭

The lack of a music loop never ceases to throw me off

“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!

We did it, the Wii can now drive. *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*