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I am back with a funny Speedrun category invented by Voicedtunic.
Getting ASS as fast as possible on the screen.
Voicedtunic got a better time with Frisbee Golf, but nobody has done it faster yet with regular Golf :)
UPDATE: The player "jahnsu" got an even better time, check it out: • Wii Sports Resort Golf...
Voicedtunic original video: • Wii Sports Resort Ass%...
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/ alnik001
German Nintendo Golf Lowscorer. World record holder in WSR 18 Holes (-30) and all the other courses.
I will upload my world records, highlights and good runs on this channel.
You can find me on Discord: alnik001
Twitch: / alnik001
Twitter: / alnik001
Mail: alnik001wiigolf@gmail.com

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26 авг 2024

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@maridiancrest243 3 месяца назад

The first Ass% record was left unbeaten for years. It wasnt even properly recorded and performed with two fishsticks instead of wii remotes which was acceptable at the time. Then, all of a sudden, several new challengers emerged! Each one had a shot of beating Ass. But the Ass was left unbeaten until one day...in May 2024 this happened...This is the history of Ass%

@crispycuero 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@christ5672 3 месяца назад

Does anyone else hear that music

@bruhv3 3 месяца назад

we need summoning salt on thsi imediately

@JorgetePanete 3 месяца назад

wasn't*

@TheRealMycanthrope 3 месяца назад

@@JorgetePaneteno

@miles6492 3 месяца назад

If anyone is wondering why this is even a thing in German... It's the German word for "ace". Like, "Oh, that was an ace round!" Or in this case, ace as one (hole-in-one). Either way, it works for our purposes. In Pokemon, I have fought and defeated many an "Ass-Trainer" who surprisingly aren't so *ass* at battling as the other classes... XD

@pandapackin 3 месяца назад

same thing for Valorant. if you kill the entire 5 player opposing team by yourself in a round, it’s called an Ace. but if you play in german..

@big_yoshi_13 3 месяца назад

same for yugioh, there’s an archetype called “sky striker ace” and americans love the german cards for it

@emilyofjane 3 месяца назад

It’s the same energy as how “slut” is the Swedish word for “the end.” God I love languages lol

@itryen7632 3 месяца назад

@@emilyofjane That's still not as unfortunate as 내가 being a word for "Me" in Korean. Go ahead. Look at how it's pronounced.

@jonskillings1258 3 месяца назад

@@itryen7632 We don't have the keys on our keyboard to look that up, just tell us what it is like the other people

@Mediocre_Soup 3 месяца назад

cant wait for the 2 hour summoning salt documentary on this

@cybi124 3 месяца назад

the history of ASS

@Markell1991 3 месяца назад

And that all changed in May 2024, when speedrunner alnik001 submitted this run.

@TheAndr0y 3 месяца назад

_dreamy synth song starts playing_

@cybi124 3 месяца назад

its watching...

@MimiThomaFlwrs 3 месяца назад

current video essays be like: tacky citypop/vaporwave/synthwave/lofi music in the background with an obscenely unnecessary amount of over edited transitions and text pop ups with snails pace verbose voiceover yapping narration

@landios9555 3 месяца назад

we need a TAS for ASS% a TASS if you will

@prodbyANT 3 месяца назад

I won't.

@trantuyen1102 3 месяца назад

wheeze

@ABulbmin 3 месяца назад

but

@geroldy4546 3 месяца назад

I will

@TimSoarer 3 месяца назад

Tool assisted ass

@obeqwaet1772 3 месяца назад

Crazy thing is that this Ass can be optimized

@CptJistuce 3 месяца назад

Or to put it another way... you can beat this ass.

@subsume7904 3 месяца назад

Need to get a better Ass than this

@alenietouh4789 3 месяца назад

It can be waaaay more optimal than this

@livenishikireaction 2 месяца назад

Unoptimal Ass

@possiblewhiteguy 2 месяца назад

For now, that ass is undefeated

@alexf9480 3 месяца назад

Damn, even the Wii Motion Plus calibration was fast. I remember those taking 15 millennium to finally calibrate

@alnik001 3 месяца назад

If you lay the Remote down before the calibration screen appears it is way faster

@ErrorNumber404 3 месяца назад

@@alnik001he’s got the tech already

@Sanelora1 2 месяца назад

Since when did “doing what the prompt says” count as “tech”??

@ErrorNumber404 2 месяца назад

@@Sanelora1 it’s all jokes bro

@maridiancrest243 3 месяца назад

Hello Summoning Salt! History in Ass%

@OverSet234 3 месяца назад

Lol

@cybi124 3 месяца назад

someone stole your comment!!!

@Snaily 3 месяца назад

I love how the speedrunning community has everything from dissecting a game's leaked source code to find ways of saving individual frames to getting the word ass to appear on screen.

@urphakeandgey6308 3 месяца назад

From what I've read, it's not so much "getting it to appear on screen." It's just a word in German.

@DatPenguin97 3 месяца назад

It's "ace" in German @@urphakeandgey6308

@cybi124 3 месяца назад

is it real?

@Mordecrox 3 месяца назад

Well Morrowind has the N-word% category so...

@lorissantarsiero5849 3 месяца назад

@@cybi124 ass in from German translates to Ace in English

@WhatAreYouBuyen 3 месяца назад

The English "Hole in One" really nailed it for me

@D0ASKE 3 месяца назад

where did it nail it?

@NazzyDragon 2 месяца назад

@@D0ASKE in the ASS

@JoBot__ 2 месяца назад

There really is a hole in one.

@BlueEyedVibeChecker 3 месяца назад

As a 90's kid and arcade fan, I always put ASS ass my name on leaderboards wherever I can. It's just a habit at this point.

@zscout370 3 месяца назад

I've done that as well

@LeahLuciB 3 месяца назад

I was more of a FUK guy myself

@5roundsrapid263 3 месяца назад

That’s been done since the early ‘80s. I remember seeing it in arcades back then.

@randoprior4130 3 месяца назад

I had to change mine because my initials are actually a racist slur. Now I use ASS as well.

@urphakeandgey6308 3 месяца назад

I used to do that, but then the word for cigarettes in British became a lot more offensive and I switched to that.

@dasBiggie 3 месяца назад

Als deutscher fühl ich mich geschmeichelt das unsere Sprache zu einem solch wunderbaren Nutzen verwendet wird.

@PLANDerLinde99 3 месяца назад

You know you suck when even the game says you're ass

@pandora_8032 3 месяца назад

ass 👍

@purplegill10 3 месяца назад

Hey so a bit of a correction, but a very understandable mistake, the actual time should be recorded as 1:51.70 because the timer used in the video is a frame counter rather than a hundredths-timer. 42 frames is 70 hundredths of a second so that would be the official time.

@aurasilver2778 2 месяца назад

y r u gae?

@nssricardo9575 3 месяца назад

You are just built different, my friend 👏🏽🔥💯⛳️🏌️‍♂️🏁

@dann6y 3 месяца назад

Good job bro! You weren’t *ass*

@GerhardTreibheit 3 месяца назад

but he is

@baprapcat 3 месяца назад

the fact the announcer still says hole in 1 makes it so much funnier

@NSS_isuc 3 месяца назад

Of course alnik’s gonna be the one to take this record lmao

@beem4248 3 месяца назад

Jahns getting it next

@rohanisya2 3 месяца назад

@@beem4248he did lol

@jedibattlemasterkos 3 месяца назад

2:12 LMFAO I died laughing when he said "hole in one" 😂😂😂😂😂

@Banaanaei 3 месяца назад

Press the + button in Wii options for a time save

@NeilStudd 3 месяца назад

You had me at Schlag.

@lordquintus1419 3 месяца назад

Love to see a better refined run of this, there are prob 3ish seconds of menuing to save at least, and it looked like 10 on practice swings, then another 10 on the reset. Ass in under 80 should be possible with a little grinding

@mikedebakker5820 3 месяца назад

This run was insane man, we laughed, we cried, we didn't believe, but in the end he managed to get it. Amazing performance and congrats on the WR! 👏👏

@GabitzuV 3 месяца назад

German word for "Ace", of course.

@qbertsandy1367 3 месяца назад

*you ain’t wrong*

@mystblox2275 3 месяца назад

Extremely impressive feat of intelligence, skill, and gaming prowess. I congratulate you and your monstrous effort into this speed run.

@misteral9045 3 месяца назад

You certainly took your time putting the tip in and out with lining up those swings. Very satisfying, it would be excruciating to watch if it wasn't so fast. This person knows how to get ass while having fun.

@IamHollandator 2 месяца назад

That was a behemoth of cultural excellence. Thank you for this priceless contribution to my feed.

@Mesra73 3 месяца назад

We need a 3 hours long Summoning Salt video about this. And we need it now!

@voicedtunic 3 месяца назад

GG bro this was amazing!!

@NinjaMike_Plays 3 месяца назад

This is funny

@slsqns 3 месяца назад

Yes

@mason7394 3 месяца назад

Welcome back!

@thelibyanplzcomeback 3 месяца назад

Beating this record is certainly possible.

@kevinhalo27 3 месяца назад

Congrats on WR😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

@Cherry-or3td 3 месяца назад

なんだこれは･･･

@shizune_ 3 месяца назад

an "Ass%" speedrun, that's what's happening right now

@blackpearl9504 2 месяца назад

お尻

@Blake4625kHz 3 месяца назад

The ass of spades! The ass of spades 🎶 -Motörhead

@RanUlfran 3 месяца назад

Can't wait for a tool assisted speedrun. TAS ASS.

@Kain128 2 месяца назад

The most impressive thing about this is how fast that Wii remote calibrated.

@trailbreaker11 3 месяца назад

Great to see you back man! 🍻

@3rdalbum 3 месяца назад

My friend, you can save a fraction of a second and get more consistency by using the + button on the Wiimote to scroll the menu.

@suitov 3 месяца назад

Congrassulations on your record!

@picivyvortac2641 2 месяца назад

This is a good speedrun because the rng + the setuo time means people cant just retry over and over for the rng to favor them.

@snakeice5389 3 месяца назад

I don't know what else i expected

@busykinka 3 месяца назад

Hey alnik! Very happy to see you. Welcome back❤🎉

@JP002-3 3 месяца назад

Good to see you back 🙏🏻

@Fanaticalight 3 месяца назад

Just when things were starting to look bleak, alnik got this run

@Kyryyn_Lyyh 3 месяца назад

Funniest thing I seen all day

@tlozfreak888 3 месяца назад

We were joking about this being a competitive category, but you do you.

@JarrettMvM 3 месяца назад

Nintendo puts such playful and nice sound effects in their games. I spent many an hours as a kid playing wii sports and sports resort. Really wonderful games, and this is a funny speedrun :>

@theIargedude 2 месяца назад

solid menuing bossman

@spectra_3005 2 месяца назад

Theres a TON of room for optimization here. This is gonna be competitive

@joedynasty04 2 месяца назад

The dead-inside face of the Mii is the icing on the cake for me

@chosenchamp9420 3 месяца назад

Even though I knew it was coming, I still laughed.

@Andwooooo 2 месяца назад

glad to see this game is still relevant in 2024

@sarcasticguy4311 3 месяца назад

Mouth-breather Mii. How appropriate.

@vytrixstudios2184 3 месяца назад

Is this seriously the trend of today's Internet? Because I am loving it.

@Peteboi64932 3 месяца назад

Ass in German: As from poker, also used in golf as “hole in one” Ass in English:

@thatguyineverycommentssection 3 месяца назад

underrated golf player

@castle9165 3 месяца назад

Can't believe my best bro (VoicedTunic) invented a fucking speedrun category. He held a WR for completing the whole of Hitman 1+2 for a bit too. That one was goofy for different reasons.

@Reichstaubenminister 3 месяца назад

Exactly what I expected. Not disappointed.

@lenkerate5233 2 месяца назад

Contratulations! Obviously not your first attempt at a quick ass, this was very fast. However there is ample room in this ASS% run for optimalizations.

@ramdomguy560 3 месяца назад

You could theoretically shave off 15 seconds by having a German Wii

@lorenzo8162 3 месяца назад

let us see how this new speedrunning category will unfold

@fr0stxe322 3 месяца назад

The Wii golf god is back 😮

@kallashiOfficial 3 месяца назад

Amazing video. RU-vid recommendation feed is SO BACK

@webbowser8834 3 месяца назад

It's interesting to see language selection as part of timing. Most speed games I know about don't include options stuff in the time.

@Blackout00745 3 месяца назад

I as a german, wondering what ass-percent would be clicked on this. Rule 1 explained everything to me xD

@YamiSuzume 3 месяца назад

I personally consider this speedrun invalid, since german was not selected. It was preselected.

@alnik001 3 месяца назад

Yea I bend the rules there, because this category was not taken seriously and I was lazy. But since this gained a bit of attention, I will do it better in potential future runs :)

@YamiSuzume 3 месяца назад

@@alnik001 haha kay :D

@mmp5453 3 месяца назад

very beatable

@snbjornPizza 3 месяца назад

I want you to beat it and upload it

@user-xp8vf7tb9b 3 месяца назад

He can beat your ass any day

@ShuckleShellAnemia 3 месяца назад

@@snbjornPizzaI beat it while watching this

@RingLordSonic 3 месяца назад

You gonna beat his/her “ass”?

@Kamawan0 3 месяца назад

Can you beat his ass for us, then?

@Wonderstone03 3 месяца назад

I am currently a -19 WSR golfer, and I think you are an inspiration! I would kill for there to be a competitive esports team.

@c-domination 3 месяца назад

AVGN's favorite category.

@trimp9939 3 месяца назад

We are witnessing the greatest competitive rivalry of our time

@W.2026 3 месяца назад

We need a mod that replaces the "hole in one" sound effect with avgn yelling "ASSSSSSSSS"

@mrdunsparce5138 3 месяца назад

Truly inspiring

@ThePope_francis 3 месяца назад

Omg your back!!!

@vantablackecho 2 месяца назад

This is definitely world-record ass

@FriendGroupBoy4 3 месяца назад

That was a good one for sure

@OhBlivEUn 3 месяца назад

Payoff was there 10/10 vid m8

@ScribbleTAS 3 месяца назад

Stelle sicher, dass du während des Spielens über ausreichend Platz verfügst. Lege die Handgelenksschlaufe an und ziehe sie fest. Behalte die Wii-Fernbedienung sicher im Griff und lasse sie nicht aus der Hand gleiten. Verwende die Hülle.