Two persons walk into a bar, one ask the others: "Have you seen last tennis's game?" The other replied: "You mean, the one where both players initiated an epileptic dancing ritual, played with a massive tennis ball of the size of a house, which flew out of the stadium and hit a building causing severe injuries and deaths, which then made the four players consider a moment of silence for the victims of the tennis ball's demolition, followed by a breaking of the laws of physic's ritual where they kept shoving themselves to the ground up and down over and over again, and after that, when a player tries to launch another meteor sized tennis ball, one of the players fluctuates in the air and experiences muscular ectasy, and after that one of the player throws the ball into space, and a racket magically appears and orbits around the ball in terminal velocity, only to realize that they have reached microscopic size, distorted the Earth's inclination in relation to the net post, where one of the meteor sized balls disappeared and the players responded by intiating another muscular ectasy ritual and lawmowing the ground, only to magically summon another ball, then the game goes all "normal" for them even though the giant tennis ball is consuming their molecules visibility and they somehow are able to play it, where the Guest team wins the match and celebrates by also initiating another muscular ectasy ritual, followed by another game with spectators, and the spectators are in deep need of an exorcist ritual because their heads are moving at Mach 5, and they stop it because when semi-god Matt hit the tennis ball, it reached a spetacular rotationary speed, but made it go outside the playing area, giving points to the guest team, and when it continues like this, reality just decides to stop itself because soo many laws of physics, quantum physics, mechanics and metaphysics were broken?" The asker replied: "Yes, what do you think of it?" The replier said: "Eh, i have seen better." The asker said: "Meh, me too."
"Turn up the volume all the way or you might not hear the audio." Viewers: *turn up volume* "Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"
_2:45__ We interrupt this program to let you know that the Wii can't handle this type of gameplay to continue the game you must insert your __-bank account information-__ 20 Wii sports coins_
2:24 - The spectators get serious head spasms only to stop so they can look at one of the players hit the ball out of the field before resuming their spasms.
Gannon McIntosh Oh sorry, I’m afraid I spell racket the same way the International Tennis Federation does. The standard way. Racquet is used for other sports, racquetball being one such sport.
Duality lol I thought you made the joke on accident haha I wasn’t trying to correct you. Also I wouldn’t know how it’s spelled cause I don’t play tennis lol
Gannon McIntosh Neither do I. Heck, I don’t leave my house. And I apologize, I thought you were trying to correct me. Most people do because I barely know anything. The only thing I really know how to do is make puns, I guess. Not very good ones, but hey, still puns.
No one asked, but this is called "The Sound of Death." This happens when a nessesary component in the Wii eirher fails or dies. It also happens when your Wii is serverly broken.
3:02 The story The once was a wonderful tennis event going on but the announcer died on the last crash. There was a newbie announcer and kept saying '15 love' Then people were leaving. The boss fired the announcer thus killing him and crashing the game forever until you get a new Wii.
2:36 The audience members join in on the insanity and that's wonderful. Also, I'm 100% confident that the last crash at 3:10 was Matt's punishment for destroying his domain. Don't underestimate his power.
