plottwist: this is actually jared singing about how evan was supposed to be gay -zoe is the person evan ended up with- -because jared was gay and you know--
@Zoe Roberts no they arent? They're family friends, meaning they know eachother because their parents are friends and they kind of had to hang out and be nice to eachother
I met this guy, I met this girl, We hit it off at first glance Every look was filled with mutual attraction I'd call her cute she'd blush and smile talked for hours on end It was so written in the stars Her closest friend Her favorite pal Lived three houses from her They'd cuddle up and laugh about J-Lo They'd cuddle up signalling their bond Had a weird love of P!nk Her greatest friend in the world Sure, their time together was a display But I didn't have a single word to say Cause I thought he was gay Or should I say I just assumed he didn't swing that way Never thought the girl I loved would pull a classic double play He's supposed to be gay Not ok All my fantasies taken away Maybe it's the signs I was dismissing I didn't see the picture of them kissing La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la La la la la la And time went by from weeks to months Each day a beacon of love It didn't seem odd that she could never get together Still we'd flirt and sleepover Said sweet dreams every night It seemed like we were meant to be The other guy The poor mentioned friend Would hold her hand everyday They'd go fashion shows and "sleepovers" together Her profile pic was of him and her on a merry go round With the caption that read "May 2009" Sure her Facebook never said she was single But that gives him no license to get to mingle Cause I thought he was gay Or should I say Just assumed he didn't swing that way Never thought the girl I loved would pull a classic double play He's supposed to be gay Not ok All my fantasies taken away Maybe you were looking for an escape Still it's hard to ignore a bunch of sex tapes I'm waiting on 31st At a Starbucks in the city I saw them in the window with her dressed up real pretty He ate a cross the table There's no way this is true His lips mouthed those dreaded words "Baby, I love you!" And with a single dimond ring Her fate was sealed And my feelings didn't mean a thing Cause he wasn't gay Or should I say They've been together everyday Those good morning messages had simply been one way No, he wasn't gay Just her fiance And my passions fade away Then I waved And she smiled And he waved You know that gay wave with the five fingers that goes like this... And I left there gate I finally knew The curse of being straight
I Thought She Was Gay ( Like Me) I was this chick that met this girl We hit it off at first glance Every look was filled with mutual attraction I'd call her cute, she'd blush and smile We'd talk for hours on end It was so written in the stars Her closest friend, her favorite pal Lived three houses from her They'd cuddle up and laugh about JLo They'd cuddle up, sing Legally Blonde Had a weird love of Pink Her greatest friend in the world Sure, their time together was in splay But I didn't have a single word to say Cause I thought she was gay Should I say l just assumed she also swings that way I never thought the girl i love would pull a classic double play She's supposed to be gay Not okay All my fantasies taken away Maybe it was the signs I was dismissing I didn't see boys and her kissing La la la La la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la Then time went by, from weeks to months He'd stay a beacon of love Didn't seem wrong that we could never get together So we'd flirt with sweet pet names Said sweet dreams every night Seems like we were meant to be The other guy, the aforementioned friend Would hold her hand everyday They'd go to fashion shows and sleepovers together With profile pics of him and her On a merry-go-round With the caption the Red Bay 2009 Sure, her Facebook always said she's straight But that gives them no license to date Cause l thought she was gay Should I say I just assumed we both swing that way I never thought the girl I love would pull a classic double play She's supposed to be gay Not okay All my fantasies taken away Maybe I was looking for an escape Still, it's hard to ignore a bunch of sex tapes Then on May 31st, at Starbucks in the city I saw them through the window with her dressed up real pretty He leaned across the table no way to misconstrue His lips found the dreaded words "Baby, I Love you" Then with a single diamond ring Their fate was sealed and my feelings didn't mean a thing Cause she wasn't gay What could I say They've been together everyday The cute good morning messages had simply been one way No, she wasn't gay Just his fiancee Now my passions fade away Then I waved And he smiled And she waved You know that gay wave with the five fingers that goes like this *waves* Then I left their date And I still knew The curse of not being straight
...Jared singing this about Evan and Zoe because he thought Evan was gay for Connor but he liked Zoe when Connor died makes sense he falls for his best friends sister even though I think Connor had a crush on Evan so ya
I'm thinking of how this would work out as a lesbian song and it mostly does but it's even funnier because the singer is gay and probably the crush is bi or maybe SHE was also supposed to be gay,, also "the curse of being straight" is some kind of irony
