I expected something more like: *Warning! The Janitor has entered Wonderland! The Janitor has acquired the Cleanex 9000, all animatronics evacuate Wonderland!*
In the first age, in the first birthday party, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of the super happy fun room, his soul blistered by the fires of wonderland, and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual pinball. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood, he scoured the restaurant seeking vengeance against the dark animatronics, who had wronged him. He wore the shirt of Willy's Wonderland, and those who tasted the bite of his broomstick named him, The Janitor.