1. BAD LUCK:-Is when Buhari call you on the day of your promotion 2. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 3. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 4. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 5. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 6. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 7. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 8. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 9. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.✌Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, pls also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just by clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Please🙏🙏🙏 (By the way I’m also a small RU-vidr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤…
