Without the text blurbs at the bottom I would have never understood what was happening because I also was born without an imagination. Thank you Later That.
So glad you're enjoying Scotland, Joel. I'm so so sorry that you had trouble with this very authentic local with a very authentic local accent. Nessie is known to be very generous with their money (Australian Dollars) and spends a lot of time giving back to the local community.
You just reminded me of a woman I met recently, who I was head over heels for, but with whom I made an ass of myself, causing her to disappear. I can only imagine the joy we might've shared, wasn't I such a big fat dummy.
I have it. When i realized i had it the scariest realization was that when someone else pictured someone else in the head while making love it wasnt a metaphor. Those bastards 😂😂
Uh, racially- and religiously-motivated genocide? I didn't know Joel had GENOCIDIANS in his audience!!!?¡??! UNSUBSCRIBEd for Joel's platformjng and HEARTING of a real life genocider. 😡.
Realizing real quick that I never knew what tree fiddy Loch Ness monster was referencing or where it was from, but must’ve subconsciously pulled from it hahah
"This is as good as photographic evidence because I have no imagination" is such a great line! I'll be thinking about this line for the rest of my life
As far as my own experience with sea monsters can say. They where always very reliable about their debts. It's hard out there getting a job as a sea monster so my hat is off to them for their somewhat stable economics.
@manusterra1236 Your heart goes out? Why? Where is it going out to? The club? How dare your heart abandon its duties to your other organs?! What betrayal!
I was wearing a kilt walking around London once and a Londoner shouted 'The Loch Ness Monster doesn't exist!'. I love to think of him wracking his brain for the most insulting thing he could say to a Scottish person
Plainly, the artists who made the statue had imagination, awhile the one who drew the picture doesn't, so, you have logically won the right to go knock the statue down yourself.
Pretty imaginative line for a guy with no imagination 🤨. I don't believe his photographic depiction of the event one bit! This news story is clearly biased.
"crap crap crap, she's full of crap, might as well delete what she said because shes full of crap" and "sure i believe her, if youre talking about in coo coo bananas land where everything is a lie" are now going to be part of my vocabulary
I cannot believe that Nessie would do this. I one dropped my children in the water for supervision from the Loch Ness Monster and I got them back fine though they gave them to the hospital for some reason. Doctors said the children were dead but this is just from the excitement of meeting Loch Mess Monster I’m sure!
I grew up just about 15 mins drive from that statue. Based on her accent I'd say she's from the local area but is having a stroke. Seek immediate medical attention!
Wow I can't believe the one and only Joel Haver is in Scotland! Thank you for visiting, hope the locals are treating you well. Although, how did your character manage to think of "coo coo bananas land where everything is a lie" without any imagination. I am suspicious.
@@dd7896 Could be Canadian, could be Neusyland. Where's Nessie gonna put it? In his pockets? And how? He's got no thumbs. Did I just assume their gender? Has anyone ever sexed a diplodocus? Once a cloaca gets above a certain size I'm going nowhere near it to find out.
Not only are we able to rely on any at all new videos being absolutely hilarious, weird AF, and just all around Joel-tastic... sometimes, it'll go above and beyond any of that, and a true masterpiece, such as this comes along. Legitimately had me tearing up and even gasping for air, from laughing so goddamn hard
The production value of the background music alone won me over. Your video editing skills never cease to impress Joel! How did you create such a subtle and gripping sonic masterpiece without an imagination?!
I was just at Loch Ness two days ago on vacation, I had no idea this was such a serious topic. Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention Joel!
Joel, "This is as good as photographic evidence because i was born with no imagination." This means that ALL of these "skits" are actually documentaries.
That was so good!, One of my favorites' so far. "Oh sure, I believe her... if you're talking about believing her in Koo-Koo Banana's land... where everything's a lie" Had me dying
The monster yelled at her and she said : WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, MONSTER?!?!" And the monster bent down and said "......... I need about tree fiddy."
I honest to god thought this was a Little Joel video when I clicked on it, on account of the "Joel", the short length, and it being a subject I believe he would talk about.
Thank you, Joel;, for calling attention to this important problem. ! There really should be more medical research done to help those of us born without imagination.
When I first saw the title and pic I was like oh come on, really... than I saw Joel Halver's tag and my scowl immediately turned into a broad smile *click*
Hope youve been able to do a few distillery tours while youre in the country or at least did while you were. I think my favourite part of the Highlands is the fact no matter where you are it always feels like its the arse end of nowhere.
the loch ness monster should sue whoever made that statue. They didn't portray it's iconic hat, since the guy literally can't make shit up, the hat is absolutely real
