Wonder Woman 84' - Angry Spoilers Discussion! 

holy shit. you are right. it's actually really fucked up

Thank you. She spends the movie basically raping the dude, and at the end doesn't have the courage to say what she did to him while he was possessed. It wasn't like she didn't know he was possessed and still used his body for her fun time.

@@tronali5703 Holy cow I hadn't thought about that but it reminds me of the horrors of being a goa'uld host in Stargate. Was the guy he possessed conscious and awake all the time or was his mind asleep? The latter would have been more comforting but doesn't change what Steve and Diana did to him. If roles haf been reversed say Superman and Lois Lane was put in the body of a young woman the entire movie would have been seen in a very different way. Especially if she became pregnant thanks to Superman and Lois' activities together. Creepy.

Holy f**k you are right! Insane double standards.

@Spicy Punk Rocker that and the fact he said “Happy Holidays” in the 80s 😑 lmao

Lmao

YES 😂

This movie was okay, it has good moments and but the pacing and the writing was shit and overall didnt make any sense. It had potential tho but dont put it in the same sentence as green lantern that MOVIE WAS HOT GARBAGE END OF DISCUSSION

@@wiccan9214 THIS MOVIE WAS OKAY!?!?!?! Did you accidently watch the first one??? What were these good moments?? It just felt like cringe cheese after cheese, and felt like it was never going to end. Honestly if someone held a gun to my head and said you have to watch WW1984 or Green Lantern, I know what I would chose, least Ryan Reynolds has entertainment value.

Nailed

@YourBoy3710 I'm laughing 🙈

It takes too long getting to the point 4:20

I assume not everyone took back the wish.

It’s the whole point that a wish does not come without cost. What if the cost of that’s child’s life is another child, or that child’s younger sibling? (They may have been better actually showing something like this in the film I grant)

@@timhare9867 the problem with that is that main villian guy became the stone meaning that if the father made the wish the main villian guy would take something. If he didnt take anything then i guess you'll be fine.

Don't be stupid. Men only want sex and power.

Monkey's Paw Effect:. The daughter is now immortal and in eternal pain

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MARTHA!

Diana did betray Batman by leaving the Justice League and making his son go with her.

Little Bruce: 😥

Lol

"Cheetahs never prosper." Ha. Dumb.

Amazing observation

OH.MY.GOD.

Cheeky lol

Carloooooooooos!!!!

Bruce Wayne: "I wish my parents were alive" Diana: "You have to renonce your wish" Bruce Wayne: " … really ?!"

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Thats funny

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Lol right

Lionel Luthor

I believe some of them didn’t actually renounce their wish like what if the wishes were selfless so they didn’t write out some for that reason and this movie is very unlike wonder woman it’s got a twilight zone texture to it it’s not wonder women it’s a multi-verse messed up of wonder woman infinite earths the real wonder woman would’ve never wanted thisAnd truth alone is not enough to save the world they got that all wrong it’s truth justice and the American way not truth alone that was wrong and it totally takes away from her first lesson in the first movie l used to want to save the 🌍 This beautiful placeI learned full of magic and wonder with cherishing in every way but as you get closer she’ll see the great darkness that dwells within their lights and I know now but there will always be both a choice each must make for themselves between light and dark and that is something no Hero will ever defeat and I know now that I only love can truly save the world truth alone could only hurt people can’t help them it’ll only scar them for life and hurt them like busting off their arm and leg wonder woman is supposed to be symbol of truth justice in the American way freedom democracy peace a hero to mankind not a cause of their pain wonder Woman1984 was messed up and should be in twilight zone in my opinion and remember that line Steve Trevor gave I can save today you can save the world he did not die so you could sit on your butt and cry over the fact that you lost Steve Trevor he died so you could actually save mankind and I say he was very disappointed when he came back and saw the Merica he died for and what it became a land for sin and evil this is not what Steve died for he died for America he died for hope for love and to see what they become and see Diana and what she was going through shameful America after he died for you as soldier a soldier how dare you so make it right people make it right I say you should’ve never created wonder1984 and you should’ve made her settle down with Batman in the last justice like that would’ve made more sense you moof Milker And you totally mess with cheetahs character to not cool put her back to truth justice and the American we put her back to light let her fight for freedom in America again and stop messing with her she’s not a toy she’s a superhero and how dare you diss honor her you’re turning into the very evil you swore destroy riders now get back to the light side and get back to the right side now. And please don’t be the monster they fear you are stay on the light side don’t go to that Darkside point again

@@jessicaarmstrong3199 please edit and make into paragraphs, cause right now it is just a wall of text lol.

Probably not. Cheetah never did.

Yeah what about those who wished to have their or their loved ones' disease be cured? I doubt those people will renounce their wishes.

@@gregrizal5043 Also, there as some fucked up people out there that probably wished like "I wish the Earth explodes." or "I wish everyone dies the way Jesus did" or "I wish I had his powers".

I think the point of this movie was "bitter truth is above sweet lie". Whatever good wish people had it was still based on dream stone's lies(and it always costs something too) and the lasso of truth simply dispelled it.

Yeah, not exactly the best message for this scenario

Feminism, the left and SJW are pure cancer This movie was just about awoke shit

You were still awake to see the ending? Lol

Wow, was this written by Neil Cuckman?

Lool

The problem how he managed to get back so fast

It was understandable for me because he was wished to be kind by his son

@@jarretebarnett8077 you have got to stop thinking like that. It is pathetic. This movie was not feminist at all.

Lol. Bruh.

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@@XX-121 incel say what? 😂😝😎

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Her fucking father is Zeus. SHE NEVER KNEW OR EVER MET HER GOD DAMN FATHER, YOU STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!!! (not yelling at you OP, yelling at the movie)

@@DeadlyDanDaMan This movie is so stupid I don't know how this passed by so many ppl. Did no one question the writer???

Which also makes the fuel last forever, too!

Same as the last one. Wonder Woman mows down scores of random soldiers and slays both male villains without hesitation. Spares the female villainess because she feels sorry for her, despite her being a sadistic poisoner.

People forget that cats have 9 lives.... 🐱

One of the things I liked about wonder woman is that she didn't hesitate to kill people for the greater good, in stark contrast to batman and super man who are privileged boys who don't want to get their hands dirty who let lex and the joker go knowing they will break out and kill not them but the powerless. Wonder woman knows, being in world war 1 that some time you have to kill your enemy, if she had snapped Zod's neck she wouldn't cry she'd sleep like a baby knowing she saved that mother and child and the world. The biggest mistake in the first film in my opinion was Diana not using that tank Ares gave her to crush DR poision. Diana had killed people for less (troops following orders) but didn't want to give Ares the satisfaction of feeling he was right and probably because patty didn't want to kill any women cause men are disposable. So when I thought she had killed Cheetah it would of removed the lack of kills from the second film and made up for that non kill in the first film. But somehow Cheetah just survives. imo I hate that people think that Diana not getting electrocuted was a plot hole. She's Zues' daughter and we saw electricity coming out of her in the third act of the first film. But can we talk about the invisibility, why didn't she just make her armour invisible and walk in and win the day? They got rid of the invisible jet in the comics cause it was gimmicky and just made her able to fly. BUT THEY PUT BOTH IN THE SAME MOVIE, pick one!

@@TubeEamo I mean she doesn’t really outright execute people. She mows down people that are attacking her first, no? She was holding a tank over this feeble chick laying on the ground lmao.

@@dan7564 They didnt say anything about wonder woman being Zeus's duaghter in this film. Anyone coming into this film without that info would be confused as to what happened there. (Granted by that time suspension of disbelief is pretty much a joke)

Tf??

Haha

Hilarious 😆

@Haven gal is alleged to be non-binary or nuts got cut off.

One more thing I've read that she was ms. Israel in 2004. Now, he/she went in as a woman, which makes he/she no wonder woman. I hope some are hip to what I am hinting on.

Of course, after taking a jet from a museum to fly from DC to Cairo in one flight then anything is possible 😜

Yes, Phone booths where around then. I made calls from phone booths as a kid. They where randomly placed all around the world and started going away in the early 2000’s. I’ve been over seas to Bahrain and Phone Booths where there.

@@beplatinum2014 His point is A phone booth wouldn't happen able to make the call to Egypt in the 1st place we all know payphones existed for many years before 1984 The point hes making is a payphone from the US cannot call to Egypt

@@beplatinum2014 I don't think OP was questioning the existence of phone booths. I think they are questioning how is it possible to make a phone call from a different continent.

@@drewwar9344 how did you not loose brain cells breaking that down for him lol

😂😂😂i can see it now

Yes like those who wished their loved ones get cured or be alive again.

😂😂 what’s the comedians name that says that?

Good one

Lmao facts because if I wish for a million dollars and I get it, I’m not renouncing SHIT!! 😂😂😂

The U.S developed a system which hijacks television signals to propagate particle distribution so magic molecular spores could travel in 480p, through every material known to mankind, before absorbing into humans brains.... sounds radioactive to me.

They should have just had Maxwell Lord use a wish to make it so that he can grant wishes without people touching him directly. As for the renouncing wish thing, it could have worked if it had been better written. Because it was one of those inspiring world coming together scenes that's more about the emotion of the moment.

LOLOLOL

@Jacob Even before, in what universe it would be possible to renounce to a wish ? where this makes any sense ? what is done, or granted, is done. So, only wishes would have make sense were : " I wish Max Lord did not have existed " " I wish all this came back to their origin state " " I wish the stone did not have existed " "I wish this movie had a good scenario " ...

I agree the movie was bad. The renouncing wishes makes sense for most people. Not for everyone in the world to somehow do it, but for people who got the message. The lasso of truth showed everyone what their wish was taking from them. Which would be the most important thing to them. A terrorist would lose whatever they’re committing terrorism for, unless they renounce their wish. Something like that.

I'm stretching here, but since maxwell became the stone which turned it into ashes maybe when he renounced the wish the stone couldn't materialize itself any longer so they've actually destroyed it. I hated the movie tho, felt childish, like it was CW's wonder woman.

@@XX-121 i mean, i'd settle with 'Nanomachine Son' look like in MGR:R

You already know he was about to drink it then he spilled it on a cop right after the cop was served divorce papers so that cop savagely beats him to death or framed him for selling crack....

@@seand7042lol wtf

He already peed the coffee out so he didn't have to.

Actually, for about five days, 70 years ago, right?

I thought the same like it’s been more than a decade and you knew Steve for like two weeks... I like Steve and Diana together but she should not be this fixated on Steve that she hasn’t moved on since then.

@@AmiAki more than a decade? first film takes place in 1918, second one in 1984. That's 70 fucking years. Like, get over it and move the hell on, Diana, ffs.

@@douglasammirati8450 yes exactly my point. More than a decade. As In even after 10 years Diana shouldn’t be this fixated on Steve.

This reminds me of the hobbit of this similar relationship. It was so not memorable that I forgot their names LMFAO.

"mEOW"

Nine lives I guess

Cheetah Christ

Even worse is there have been movies and tv shows that were written by people who hadn't even hit the 3rd grade yet that had better writing and probably will have more success. Not even joking

Pretty impressive not the first and won’t be the last

The rise of skywalker: "hold my macguffin"

I wonder where the budget go

That’s offense to 3rd graders.

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Im pretty sure you aren't done yet

Piece and love man

Bro the lotr trilogy is so much better. It should only take you midway through fellowship to balance

Lotr is a trash franchise so it's nothing to be proud of.

Kameeeee...

@@wp2746 hameeeee...

@@aaronb5173 haaaaa....

When your master just died saving your life and and you wish for Big Smokes order instead because you are dumb and a glutton

Lol dont disrespect dragonball

Yes she is... stupid plot, bad editing, over acting, and just plain old cringe..this is very possibly the worst DC movie since well Birds of Prey but DC has a history of bad movies, anyway it sucked, Wonder Woman the character deserved better than this🔥💩💩🔥flaming piece of sh*t, best wishes to you my friend.

Damn... what a great idea for a horror superhero movie. Character is possessed by a 'hero'

@@bowdennthani732 I would actually have preferred it if Wonder Woman reached a low point and raped a man and her arc was her regret afterwards. It would have made the film somewhat interesting instead of boring.

villains are the heroes of their own stories

Yeah same.. I was actually looking forward to them explaining or exploring on the evil God plot point, but they completely shut if off

It's Loki but the Alan Cumming Loki from The Mask sequels

That guy wasn't even Mayan! He was a south Asian dude with dreads! Smh

@@julioluna6499 He honestly reminded me of M. Night Shyamalan LOL

No the best part is they go to this guy because Diana swears she has absolutely no idea what is going on or who is causing it. Following his explanation: "Oh yeah! I absolutely know who this came from!"🤣🤣🤣

DING DING DING, merchandise.....

who would want to buy it? CGI was so bad that there might been 1 shot or few seconds where it looked good. but it was horrible and weakling cat can break it easy

Spaceballs 2: The search for more money

Like the alternate costumes appearing near the end of Schumacher's Batman and Robin?

Then why aren't any of his other children immune to it? He can kill them with it.

Daaaammmm Kizaru spittin

Yeah infinite wishes or even infinite 1 wish to the whole world plot was a already going to tank this movie outcome because now all the bad writing and plot holes can be filled in with wish is just lazy and makes for a really bad plot and the writers can break their own rules because wish magic. Hey we need the world to be evil and selfish to make our villian more powerful, logic in the room not everyone is evil what about selfless wishes. "crickets" Let us not add selfless wishes in the movie, why because it would break our stupid logic.

@@desertguy1362 It’s the ultimate can of worms to open.

I think the stone would limit it to wishes that dont end in its own destruction.

There is no limit to the wishes. Maxwell gives Cheetah 2 wishes so apparently he can give more than 1 if he wants. Pretty sure Maxwell makes 2 wishes too

Because movie

@@microwavingmachine5777 not just “because movie” it’s because the movies writing is absolute garbage 🗑 😆

I guess you can't bring back dead people that easily lol

@Oodama Chisengan that was never explained, though. The only rules to wish making seems to be that everyone only gets one

@@epiksar or two if you are the plot-driven character

I think pedro pascal was so hilarious I still think it was a 5/10 movie

..AND YOU get a wish!

At the end Diana leans in and says You know I fucked your cock right? And just walks away

Granted! GRANTed!! GRANTED!!!

Boardwalk Empire?

Plus could still be backed up on tape lmao

Witnesses are untrustworthy... As for the tape she might not have shown up on the Camera's before then?

@@cjmk5923 One might be untrustworthy. But if there are hundreds of people saying the exact same scene, well it's trustworthy enough

she literally raped the dud that her boyfriend possessed.

@@cjmk5923 maybe if she was the Flash otherwise unless she knew where those cameras were before hand she had to have been caught on tape

Same thoughts lol

I asked the same question 🤣🤣 funny stuff

Congratulations. That's good

Yep, same here with immediate Buzz jokes once the film finished. And by the way, once she learned how to do that, it made the whole riding lighting thing look so pointless.

more like gliding using air currents just like the dead guy told her to do.

Yea I thought the kid was gonna have a wish rock for a dad!! I was disappointed.

Not true, him being the dream stone came at the cost of his humanity. He was dying in the movie.

Wishmaster would have turned him into a rock or statue......... I'd be more specific when making a wish. lol

@@Ravenbones He was dying the more wishes he granted not because he wished to be the dream stone.

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@@frostyjones4852 God Bless you bro but I never understood how anyone could do that.... I just feel insulted; either because the writer couldn’t be bothered to engage his brain or the writer believes he’s entitled to disengage mine.

I do this all the time. I can DURR through most movies. But this movie suckerpunched from the start. Only movie I can think of that did similar was the last jedi(not trying to bring hate, just show my perspective) .

you sound smart af.

@@miamijules2149 it gets harder and harder every day

When it was said he would be returning I thought she'd go to Hades (who in mythology is among the less jerkass gods), not this.

i mean, thats just par for the course considering how in the comics (at least new 52 or whatever it was called) the amazons are literally a bunch of murder rapists.

Its almost comes over like a ghostbusters reference. Peter venkman said in 1984 "no, i cant. Sounds like there are at least 2 people in there" ;)

@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 To be fair to DC, new 52 was widely criticized about its decision to turn all of its characters 'realistic' and 'dark' a la Snyder. Rebirth reverted most characters back to being actual heroes.

@@AK-jb9pb 😂😂😂

Gotta go to Namek because he already died once before

Yes, but I’ll take away Keanu Reeves

Shen Long: "Let me guess, y'all want to revive Krillin again?"

😂😂😂

It'd make more sense at this point for her to just be in the top 1% of Apex Legends as an Apex Predator.

She asked to be an Apex predator but ended up an extra from Cats instead.

This chick is the daughter of a Greek God. And you are tripping over a chick that wants to be a cat? It was dumb before the script was written.

2:09 "Or a blue whale, that's an apex predator right?" Yeah Joe, maybe if you're krill...

Pretty much

Takes something when you wish so maybe the kid became a vegetable after the cancer was magically removed or something. All lord had to do was say "I want your life force" or something.

Did anyone else spot the domestic violence scene in the wish montage? Some kid actually had to say "sorry mom, I guess you're going to get beaten up (or worse), I need to renounce that wish 'cause Wonder Woman says it's selfish". I'm AMAZED they went there, how the hell did that get past the studio?

@@me2olive that was Maxwell's childhood. They edited that together poorly.

@@me2olive moral of the story, all the cancer patients and domestic abuse victims get what they deserve apparently... also Wonder Woman raped the guy Steve was possessing. What an awful story. And still no man of steel 2... 👎💩

What if one guy wishes for world peace and another for a nuclear war?

@@phoenixcreations5797 Death is peace, in a twisted way.

@@kregorovillupo3625 there's an old X-Files episode about that. Mulder finds a genie so he wishes for world peace only for the genie to make him the only person on earth. Great episode

Holy shit you're right lol

That's when I turned the movie off, when steve asked what fireworks were this movie was really bad

A jet that needs to be going almost 300mph to even stay in the air is casually flying at what looks like 20 while ash and sparks fly into the intake, which would cause engine failure. You could spend like 5 hours picking this movie apart it's so bad

Feels like 2020. LOL

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Well thats an understatement! Shit, diana trying on different outfits in the 1st one was better and funnier than this entire dumpster fire!

Compare Wonder Woman learning to fly with Superman learning to fly. Superman was done so much better.

I honestly don't get what's so great about that scene!

@Colin Dent right!?

@@Bluehood77 How does Superman fly though? I don’t get it.

Wish Master 84.

Worcestershire 84

Wonderwish 84

DC Comics has their own Loki, who I imagine made the stone but they cant use him because lol Marvel

Wishy Washy 84

Don't worry, you didn't miss much.

@@nathan5137 wym?

@@DoomDeity He probably means even if he did spoil the movie you ain't missing out would be my guess.

That's why Chris Stuckmann just went into spoiler mode 30 seconds into his review

I keep seeing you every where...and I love it :)

That reminds me of the Cpt. Marvel reviews where everyone was only writing about the cat.

Definitely paid off or encouraged to praise the film so they can get perks

That's every single WB/DC film. There's always reports of a standing ovation when the film was done. 🤔

That's already been proven 100 times before. Its basically a law of nature at this point. Critics look down on the audience and get off on shoveling mouthfulls of crap down the throats of the general public. They're an outmoded relic of a bygone era and they need to be ignored and forgotten.

I enjoyed the movie. It's fun if you don't think about it. Why you would spend time thinking about a superhero movie is beyond me.

Omg lol

I was thinking the same thing

This in the 80s tho lol

@@Typicalcs some people say it happened already some say it didn't, in the comics when did his parents die?

@@theredaudi8875 most like round the 90s

OMG!!! I can’t believe I’m just now realizing this shit...

Holy shit you’re on to something

@@marz4021 I personally don't need the bottom of the screen to tell me that 5 months have passed. The fact that it's Christmas shows this 🤣😂 I really think its just simple people who NEED to be visually prompted with words that time has passed 🙈

@@marz4021 I don't care about all that because that's not what was spoken about. All that was mentioned was that it jumped to Christmas, and I don't need to be told in words that a time jump has taken place

lol

You should consider yourself lucky. It felt like an eternity for me.

Maybe you guys shouldn't have wished to watch the movie

This was last Jedi bad.

I wanted to leave my house during this movie!

I lost 10 IQ points.

Cause an empowered woman asked him to.... should'e doubled down and wished for more!

@@wheeliebin18 That would've been a pretty cool twist

Feminism, the left and SJW are pure cancer This movie was just about awoke shit

@@impostoeroubo405 Not as bad as the right atleast 😆

She also caught that bullet that was heading for Trevor in the road fight.

Not at all. The ones with nukes are using them. After this event there is world peace for a long time.

Well the guy was geanting wishes selectively... i mean he was pointing fingers at the air saying GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED ... so obviously he was going through them one by one and granted only the ones that weren't contradicting.... lol i don't fucking know...

@@ZeroB4NG He wasn't granting wishes selectively. He wanted the whole world to make a wish it's the reason he was at that military site in the first place. He was only pointing because movies are visual you need to communicate visually as a director for narrative reasons.

WW: 1984 [Warner Bros]: [Invisibility Aircraft Scene Pt 1b]~"oh hai big coffee....invisible bois go brrrrr....*PLINK*....no no see meeeeeeee....i, am, in, my, no, no square, and, you, cannot, see, me..... weeeeeeee"" ~

How do you think she got to Bruce so fast during the Doomsday fight in BvS?

@@BRCBrick You mean after she got of her commercial flight? Super jumps 🤷🏽‍♂️

@@MRJ2NYCE No, because she could fly

@@BRCBrick She's had flight for years. Just let her fly from the get go. This movie nerfed WW really hard too. She struggled with movie fucking cars! The woman can lift 100 tons with barely any effort! This movie fails! lol

Lol

Joe always laughed like a gremlin

Dude no he has been stuck playing Cyerbpunk all month long to get that Angry Review out.

ROFLLL

Joker - "Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word." 17:46

Wait I had no idea some people were still trying to keep track of DCEU continuity 😂

Also, she can fly. But didn't in JL. All this film did was create more plot holes. Smh

She was never seen as Wonder Woman in public, I kept an eye out for that

@@anouk356 The mall... Everybody and their mother seen her. Course being the dceu there is no way they put the pieces together. Barry Bruce and Clark have a combined iq of like 30.

Lmao the other reply

The 84 is my IQ after watching the film.

@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 I thought your IQ points would have dropped by 84 points.

Me too. I felt like I could empathize with him the most, since you can see that while he's technically a scam artist, he's trying his best to become successful because that's the kind of father he thinks his son deserves. I shed a tear at the end when Max embraced his son.

It was like a light switch as well... no struggle to maintain it, no strife because she hadn't mastered it, no random blipping back into visibility / radar creating tension.... just "oh hai big coffee....invisible bois go brrrrr....*PLINK*....no no see meeeeeeee"

This certainly explains why they didn’t release this movie in theaters... Oh god this would have killed the DCEU again... And that’s barely alive as is after “Justice League”.

@@360Fov Kinda like Man of Steel?

Lol in my opinion she gave him up too late. I love Wondy but this DCEU bitch was really just letting the world go to shit for a while there

That fact that they used Adagio in D Minor from Sunshine, one of the most overused songs in movie history, completely ruined that scene for me. While simultaneously cheapening that beautiful piece of music and its use in Sunshine. You have Hans Zimmer. Use his music. That made 0 sense and was honestly kind of insulting. Also, on the music, they used TWO AWESOME songs in each of the main trailers, yet neither were anywhere to be found in the film. Um, why? Such a missed opportunity.

Meets X-men Apocalypse

Maybe that was their plan lol

@@microwavingmachine5777 and still no man of steel 2 🙃

@@DMM9619 I know right, the best part is that most of the comments on WW84's trailer and other random clips are actually positive.

This makes The Room look like The Godfather 2.... Also... Hi, Mark!

@@DMM9619 I want man of steel 2 so bad

you cannot apply logic to wish movies. they break down at step 1 and nothing is impossible or logical after that.

Like the hobbit when the eagels could have dropped the dwarfs at the mountain instead of a rock with no way down.. And could have dropped off froddo at the the place to put the ring in the lava 😅

@@antony6913 The eagles couldnt have done that because the nazghull would have attacked them with the fel beasts.

@@joshburns969 also the eagles dont give a fuck.

@@antony6913 Would you randomly help people you've never seen before to take a dangerous quest that endangers your people for absolutely nothing in return when you're not in any immediate danger of it at all? Doubtful. Only reason the Eagles did eventually was Gandalf.

"How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

That scene with her flying is fucking shocking.

"Bye, Felicia!" LOL!

I shut Cats off in 3 seconds. What is that soupy cgi garbage??? No!

Isn't she nearly as fast as sups and flash? She should seem like a blur

Dont know what you expected the DCEU Flash runs weird too and with a shit ton of lightning for no reason

@@danielmillward9947 She has superhuman speed, a gift from Hermes. But she's not quite as fast as Superman or Flash.

@@danielmillward9947 No where near as fast as the flash. Shes not faster than Superman when he flies, MAYBE her running can match his since he never perfected his running as he always preferred flying. But yea, it looked weird because they didnt want to portray her as faster than Supes and The Flash, but still fast let than a bullet, and it put them in middle of the uncanny valley

@@LetoAtreides82 ahhh I see

More like s Teen Titans's 15 minute episode that was rehashed into a two hour WW Hollywood schlock.

That’s right, the whole thing lot of the movie works better in a shorter, silly cartoon.

Or a shitty version of the Third Semester from Persona 5 Royal.

That part is explained even in the comics. The god that made the crystal and its wishes is a deceiver. The reality you wish for ISNT real even if it takes form in the real world. Renouncing your wish changes things back to normal.... like the reality stone in Marvel. Thanos could have used it to change the world to the way he wanted things, but if the crystal gets taken away or ... destroyed things go back to their static true nature.

Because Wonder Woman was trying to save and redeem the bad guys and everyone from themselves

@Damian Rocha she was disqualified because she cheated it’s said right in the movie

@@MrPropaMusic No he's saying the spear throw didn't make sense anyway. Diana was down on points since she missed the checkpoints. So why would the spear throw let her win. Does that mean that the checkpoints don't matter?

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy oh the check points was just to show who’s in the lead and who’s not the goal was to use the spear in the hole to win

Ooof. I haven’t watched the video yet and have no interest in watching the movie and from these comments, including yours, I already don’t like it.

That party scene was just narcissistic and delusional. It's something a teenage girl would lie about

@@alainchristian how are young men fragile because they point out sexist bullshit? And what does that even mean? It was the 80s. Hey man fall yo goofy ass back and stop letting your wife bully you into trolling other men.

@@alainchristian Because its bullshit and unrealistic. And it wasn't just the party scene. There were 2 or 3 more scenes with the same exact situation. If you don't think that was forced in there, then whatever...

@@alainchristian the 80s were not like that kiddo.

It’s paradoxical

I put a comment on another video where i complained about Max Lord's son being bullied in school because he wasn't speaking english (again, the tired all "poor immigrants are being ostracized for not willing to integrate in society" woke crap) and a fanboy jumped at my throat for not paying attention, because it was an actual Max Lord's flashback from his childhood. That's how much i was invested in this movie, i think i even fell asleep several times. It doesn't take much to get confused about it, especially if you hate the time spent watching this trash. And the amount of eye-rolling i went through in the scenes where apparently every man in the scenes is a sexual predator, ready to molest women around them... Patty Janky needs to be stopped from making movies. Hope this movie fails horrendously!

@@draxrdax7321 "I got called out for not even paying attention to the movie and being borderline racist and misogynistic"

@@commanderjor4043 This guy right here is this movie's "target audience". He doesn't need good storytelling, memorable characters or good visuals. He just needs his political touches injected in it. Bet he's a The Last of Us Part 2 fan too! Enjoy your "masterpiece", idiot!

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Only Christmas Romcoms can actually be good.

Which is funny because the guy who Steve takes over is in a lot of those shitty Hallmark christmas movies 😂

@@justconnnoor Shit just noticed thanks lol

The same people can not be trusted with the DC universe. They will do the same exact things again.

No just give us Batman Beyond with Michael Keaton as old Bruce and start from there lol just end this trainwreck of a universe

They could start there kinda focus on Terry Mcginnis as the "main character" in a universe where Superman is already corrupt Aquaman Wonder Woman and Green Arrow are underground etc but they find out it's a alien invasion just like the cartoon smh that's perfect 💯

Go full Crisis.

Doesn't matter any more. I'm done watching DC films. There never gone get it right consistently.

I was looking for this comment. Take my like good sir.

You're about to get cancelled man, you're going to receive a letter written in blood (period blood that is)...

But does she? Thought she was made out of clay.

@@veritasg9020 that was a lie her mom was dogged by Zeus and she dint want her to know

Ouch hahahaha

....... you're not wrong......

Lol

Yes, I have no idea whats going on. A monkey genie thing who provides wishes, then the whole worlds makes a wish, but Wonder Woman convince them to renounce these wishes because she is a good speaker, the villain have all the wishes... so many wishes...?? wth these guys are talking about?

He doesn’t make it, the US military in the 1980s had it (even though they couldn’t get Star Wars to work!).

Funny thing is that the particle beam shit is literally a mini blue sky beam, so they got the discount budget version of that bullshit

It is legit, the villain plot from Batman Forever. It is that lazy and cliche as all hell. X)

Cinema Sins is gonna have a blast with this one

Honestly I can explain why he was slowly dying He's a narcissist he values himself above all others( and so the stone respond in kind by taking away a little bit of his life every time he makes a wish) And he probably could have wished for Star Wars to actually work

me too😂😂

Dude same. Already didn't care about the movie, but hearing Joe Rant is always entertaining.

torrent it

I just watched the movie just so I can get context for this rant

I watched it so I could enjoy all the rants... but I couldnt hate the movie and actually found it not so bad. Kill me, but its better than any Zack Snyder DC trash...

The lasso kinda forgot about Max’s deflecting powers

The lasso wished to be able to get through the shield

It’s called a Deus Ex Machina. God wills it. And this movie is full of them

They fly now?

She flies now? She flies now! She flies now!! Lol

I see the "brain"storming for this movie : A SJW scenarist : " the fact superman can fly and not her is patriarchy ! " Patty Jenkins ; " Let's make her fly ! "

she can fly now but not on justice league lol

My favorite thing is that she said she's never understood flying and Steve's explanation is that "well flying is about... the wind.. and.. the air.." and she's like oh damn never thought about it like that 🤣🤣🤣

Good thing she looked more like a hyena than a cheetah

yeah i like cheetahs but they are even scared of humans

exactly cheetah's are mid tier predators. She should have been a lion.

Nothing said Cheetahs were apex predators. Barbara said she wanted to be a new type of apex predator and to her that is what it looks like. I would say blame shitty DC for coming up with such a lame villain to begin with.

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No invisible jet instead it's Indiana Jones Wonder Women lmao!

Yeah, how the fuck she can't fly in BVS and Justice League? Also, why didn't she wear a big ass armor when she fight StephenWolff?

@@margarethmichelina5146 because it broke when a weakling cat touched it

@youcef bouzidi Yep she does, but its a power granted by the gods, not just learning how to control wind and air like in this terrible movie

It is more entertaining angry joe shits on wonderwoman right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s hot stinky trash.

Itself. I don't want to let you get away with things I'm not allowed to.

The diarrhea dookie I just took was more entertaining and emotionally captivating than this movie

Dats what im tonba

My cousin actually loved this film. No joke.

@@Cucerescmunti remove your cousin

@@sadnew3271 I did but he keeps coming out of the woodwork.

The lion king-2019 Star Wars 9-2019 Now this

You guys are way too triggered by this You hated the movie good for you, some of us enjoyed it , we arent gonna renounce it just to agree with you Cheesey and has a lot of plot holes ya but it was a fun movie

Please don’t fail us like Patty did David F Sandberg

In many countries they cannot even watch WW because all theaters are closed and they cannot afford/have no access to HBO Max.

@@gregrizal5043 if you really want to watch in High Quality... you know what to do lol... stop whining

@@ishananaguru I dont know what youa re talking about. I am not whining. I am telling the truth. I dont live in USA so no HBO Max and all theatres here are closed.

@@gregrizal5043 I only made it though the mall sequence before shutting it off for how bad it was but I wasn't watching on HBO Max or in a theater.

@Robert Rikardsen The 'KFConsole'? *Of course, it's a better console than the Xbox Series X! ;)*

No can do, but here's 5 PS(1).

@Robert Rikardsen ohhh look at the edgy person! LOL

@@MasterLPG only that one can FRY chicken instead of keeping them warm

@Robert Rikardsen oh look a fucking comedian

😂😂😂. Unlimited budget and they chose not to reshoot this

Those children should have never been there and then they should've broken their necks.

That’s where I really give up for this movie it was so bad . What kid play football in the highway:Unbelievable !!

She lassoed the rpg to fly over there

I heard that too! And damn im suprised how accurate the leaks were.

@@theblackswordsman813 I remember hearing how bad the 1st one was but I loved that one👍 but I have no ideal wtf I just watched...so disappointing 👎

when a movie get delayed so many times, i had already lowered my expectation to the min that i could think of and yet, damn, i wasnt expecting the movie to be this bad.

You could tell from the first trailer this film looked shite

The movies bad. But Pascal is great in this flick. And despite the plot contrivances.. anytime hes in it its pretty good. But the whole is not equal to the sum of those parts. And the CGI, particularly any green screen... gawdawful. Mall scene at the veginning is dreadful and absolutely feels like a Superman 3 scene.

It was shipped from her home island via Fedex. Fedex managed to build a branch there.

@@gregrizal5043 lol

The armor wasn’t on the island. It was worn by the warrior that stayed behind. WW says she found the armor (between WWI and 1984), but no other sign of the warrior. Based on her line of work, it kinda fits, but it’s a throw away line. If she was going Indiana Jones to find it, and somehow the stone was revealed that way, it would have worked better for the film.

@@jbgage147 oh I apologise for that, but I do think they introduced it kinda lazily and as you said, with a throwaway line.

MAYBE the Hans Zimmer music

Pedro Pascal's back must be tired from carrying this mess of a movie. Regarding the music of the film, it's pretty weak if you ask me. Maxwell, Diana and Cheetah had pretty good themes but other than that, I just didn't like it as much as Hans Zimmer's other works.

The chemistry between Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor was decent

Steve did nothing wrong.

@@nicktiznado8492 I like WW and Steve chemistry

Nah dog. Patty Jenkins was tutalidged by the Master of Inconsistency, the Ruler of Incoherency, The God of Confusion, the Lord of long winded scenes..Hideo Kojima!

Jussie Smollett could've written a better script.

nah you just saw her real taste which is the TV show Charmed. lol

Even Stephen King, the king of horror, used Cocaine when he wrote IT. Yeah, that scenario when the kids are fucking happened when he was on drugs.

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Facelifts are a helluva drug.

Almost as awkward as the wink Gal Gadot gives the little girl at the beginning of the movie

@@billymanziel5666 OH YEAH just rewatched! that was HORRIBLE...I guess only creeps like me actually know how to wink lol

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Superman would have wished for Krypton and Lex for Superman to die

because it's a shitshow

The only thing that makes sense about this movie.