"Word Crimes" - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Torrance High School 2015 

How is that punishment It’s a good parody

Tbh that would be heaven

Kid forced to listen to this song for hours every day while in detention for 2 weeks being asked at the end of each detention day... Teacher: "Do you have anything to say about what youve done, & did you learn anything while thinking about it" Kid day 1: "pfff, no, I could care less. I just listen to the awesome music & chilled out" Kid day 2: "no, I couldn't think at all with the music constantly playing the whole time! Actually, I think I'll be a little better at writing now. But that doesen't have anything to do with what I did" Kid end of week 1: "I HATE THESE WOOOORD CRIIIIIIIMES, LIKE I COULD CARE LESS, THAT MEANS YOU DO CARE! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I SAID THAT! WHY WOULD I SAY THAT! I'M SUCH A DUMB MUSKRAT. WHEN I SHOULD'VE BEEN A SCHOOL RAT" Kid 2nd day of week 2: "AAAAAAH PLEEEASE MAKE IT STOP! AL YANKOVIC IS SINGING IN MY HEAD ALL DAY EVERY DAY! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS GRAMMATICAL CORRECTIONS! I EVEN DREAM ABOUT IT!" Kid end of week 2: "Yeah actually, I do. I'm happy I did it! Because had I not, I wouldn't have been forced to listen to the song that made me constantly think about how to grammatically correct people to the extent that I can now sense people doing it across all of time, space & other dimensions! Like the one where part of our lives are being dictated by someone replying to a comment on youtube that's only going to get seen in the unlikely event that somebody stumbles across because it's years old. He missed the apostrophe on "you've" & the question mark punctuqtion in the dictation for what you were asking me at the and of each detention session. To be honest, he should've left out the half of the sentence that had the mistake in it that came before the comma & reworded it something more along the lines of "Did you learn anything thinking about what you've done while in detintion today?" Teacher: "you think theres someone writing what were saying that's a comment reply?" Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: You mean "You", "there's" & "we're" Teacher: "What? That's what I just said" Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: "Nope, he typed "you", "theres" & "were" when you said that just now! (Also I tweaked my charictor title a little. I think it sounds It sounds fitting. What do you think?) Teacher: "I think it sounds pompous and... Why didn't your mouth move when you said that!?"😐😶 Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: Because I put it in quotations when I said it 😐😁😃 Teacher: 😟🤯 Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: "Hahahahah 😂⚡🧙‍♂️⚡😎" Teacher: "These aren't even all words were saying anymore!😨How's this happening?🤷‍♀️ What's going on?🥴HOW'S THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?😰😵‍💫🤢 Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: "Emojis! ⚡⚡🧙‍♂️🎉⚡⚡ Teacher: "EMOJIS!? 😱🤯 Kid/omnipresent grammatical correction God: "Yes, emojis, EMOJIS.OF.POWER!!! 🦸⚡🧙‍♂️🪄💥👍🦶🤸🧝🦸🌩️⚡🦧⚡🌈✨☄️🌟🥂⚡🐈💨🤮⚡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (It might be years by the time someonenfinds this & replies or likes it, so I'll probably never know. I really hope someone finds this one day & finds some way to let me know they did!🥴👍😆If you find this years after it was posted then🤯💥⚡I HAVE TASKED YOU WITH THE GREAT & PERLAS JOURNEY ACROSS THE BADLADS OF THE RU-vid COMMENTS SECTIONS TO FIND ME & DELIVER A MESSAGE TO MEEE THAT YOU HAVE FOUND THE GREAT COMMENT REPLY OF POWER!⚡😱😎👍(good job) THERE YOU'LL FIND A MEEE, A ME THAT WILL, well, in all honesty probably have forgotten about this, BUT THAT ME WILL PROBABLY BE SHOCKED & HIGHLY IMPRESSED! SO GO FORTH & DO IT OR WHATEVER OK!!⚡💥🤯

yea lol