When my brother first left school there was a bald guy who did grounds maintenance. He was known as Mudguard, shiny on top and full of shit underneath.
There was a guy in the office and his name was "Tank Top". He was going to jump off a bridge to kill himself but did have the guts. Hence the name "Tank Top" cos he wasn't a full jumper. There's a manager who is called "The Wasp" because he is always around being a nuisance. There's another manager called "The haversack" cos he is always on your back.
Faaaark yeahhh. Thank faaaark I've never been a "bee keeper " or "blister".🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 With gout, the boys did call me a "snipers nightmare ". Dickheads, 🙄, but if ya can't see the humour there's not much that's gonna change or go your way in life hey.🤘
We used to work with a guy called two sheds. He was so full of shit one shed wouldn’t hold it all. He thought he had the name because everyone was envious of him having 2sheds. 😂😅
This page appeared on Facebook with this guy who clearly didn't have a sense of humour and his name was Ma shed . So I asked every one to give him shed loads of abuse.. People were saying I've looked in ma shed and can't find you