I used to work at an auto parts store. One day a customer called and said he wanted an alternator. I asked him what kind of vehicle he had. He responded with, "That's none of your f%&$*(& business!"
I LOATH customers like this! I don't give a shit about you sir, but not everything is a plug-and-play like your wife's toys, Mr dry spell! Bet he makes her as dry as the SAND!
I work in a grocery store. A guy one asked where the food my wife always buys. Me: I can help you find it. What does she buy? Him: are you’re a god dam idiot ! I just told you that!
@@argonaut31my grandpa would tell me stories about them causing trouble around town. Then that night him and his friends would drive around the, “Ginny shit” neighborhoods and attack them randomly. RIP grandpa
I'm still a bit confused when people complain about prices. Where I live, a Pizza is $14, gas is $2.50, and bread is 2-4 depending on brand. What the hell are the rest of y'all goin' through right now?
@@evylinredwoodyeah see where I’m at most places will try to charge you $30 for a pizza, I don’t drive but I know gas ain’t no $2.50 and idk why the fuck bread is six fucking dollars for you guys what the fuck?! Our bread is like $1.50 if you want it fresh from the bakery, $2.50 if you want generic factory bread the only time its higher than that is if you’re getting something fancy.
@V0NRH1NE Okay, that's not supposed to be bread. I don't remember what I was thinking of when I typed that out, but bread is like 2-4 dollars no matter what. Actually, my impulsive ass was probably thinking about ice cream. I need to buy some more fr.
Lmao the part where he says "so I guess this is bidens America" is so accurate. Theres a few reviews at the restaurant I work at that gave us 2 stars and blamed biden.
i mean, you refuse to give free health care to these people and institutionalize them for their own good and instead let them vote, and your representatives repeatedly voting with them too. so... yeah, honestly, it is your fault.
The vagueness of the order is so on point. I own a games cafe, and some customers just want a ‘coffee’, which generally means an Americano with a bit of milk. But even when you clarify that, some of them go, “no, one of the frothy ones”. Like come one, man! Just say Cappuccino or Latte or something. What do you expect with just “coffee” when there’s a dozen different coffees on the menu?!
Iirc this is actually a thing called generational expertise, as the general public becomes more versed with something, we tend to develop more specified terms into common vocabulary that previously would be limited to people who specialize in that field, so what would once upon a time just be generalised as "a coffee" is now specified into ordering a cappuccino, because the general public just understand what the differences in types of coffee are. This then causes friction with older generations however as they will have grown up and gotten used to things from before that expertise became common knowledge.
@@alexanderblackburn4520 You’d think that, but not always. In fact, in Northern Ireland (where I’m based) the standard is to have it with a bit of milk. Black coffees are less common
@@Astrodexterous yeah, when you add the fact that the names we see are often directly because "coffee' means something different as a default based on where you are and/or where you are from, even just saying you want a black coffee could result in so many results.
I mean id take that if it was like the giant meat covered Walmart deli pizzas that could kill an eastern European on sight but otherwise too much money per calorie
I order the ingredients for our pizza restaurant. Our medium, 11" pizzas have unlimited toppings, and cost $12.78. People get shocked at the price for such a small pizza, but don't seem to realize we barely break even after labor and inventory. We have to limit our standard to 2.1oz of mozzarella per pizza, but we do allow people to ask for extra. They did a COGS analysis and found we were putting 3.63oz per pizza which translated in a weekly loss of sales of $226. These prices are due to inflation and supply chain. Almost none of it is attributed to the minimum wage, since we pay our staff above minimum wage anyway.
Honestly, I feel this. While I grew up with a lot of choices, the shear number of choices now can be overwhelming. I remember when coffee was coffee, and there were only a few choices of frozen, store bought pizza, and none of them very good. We've come a long way, baby, but it's kinda scary out there. :)
I grew up in a diet cult that didn't allow coffee, so now when I order I have no idea what to get. I usually just ask the barista what they recommend. It's usually pretty good. That or a chai latte because those are really good.
I really like the pizza guy’s voice. I feel like he could calm me down on a bad day and make me feel like I can do whatever I need to do when I doubt myself. ❤
I love the concept that all youtuber's characters exist in the same universe together and are interacting like this all the time. Outside of the idea that most of them are archetypes of real people and these colab interactions happen all too often IRL.
As a former manager for Domino's I've dealt with people like that and even worse when they swear we changed the price and the special price dont add up but when they added it sure does 😑
It's because business owners realize they can charge exorbitantly high prices so long as they make sure other businesses follow suit. A soda used to be a nickel and now it's $5
Super fun story: I work at a pizza shop, and we sell bread as an appetizer. So, I had a guy come in picking up a pizza, but we always give bread alongside the pizza as a promotional deal. I gave him his pizza with the bread, and he says, "Actually, I want extra breadsticks." Immediately, I was like, "Oh, okay, sure" (we also sell breadsticks). So, I added breadsticks and told him his total: "8.99 for bread? That seems high." At first, I brushed it off, saying, "Yeah, it's a little spendy." I sent the order for breadsticks, and then he says, "So, it's just bread, right?" Confused, I ask, "Wait, did you want breadsticks or just bread?" Internally screaming, I have to tell the person about to make breadsticks that they actually want bread. So, I run over, tell them that, run back to the register, fix his order. After doing all of that, he opens up the second box, sees bread inside, and says, "Oh, never mind, I already got bread," and leaves. I have to run back and tell the cook the bread isn't needed again. How people can be this clueless is seriously an enigma that needs to get an MRI. One of my worst customer experiences ever.
Welcome to the wonderful world of late stage capitalism, where the dollar isn't worth shit, and nobody gets paid enough to pay the cost of living except the people at the tippy-top.
I live in Norway, which is relatively expensive. Here you get a crap pizza for like 5-10 bucks. A decent pizza is like 15 bucks. But if you want to eat an actually good pizza, you are forking out 25-30 bucks, no doubt. Unless you are making one yourself.
These customers are the worst! When I get these customers, I know it's time to drop the customer service act and lay down the law. We're gonna do this my way and either I'm controling the pace of this conversation or your gonna have a bad day.
For an extra large, that sounds about right, most sit down pizza places that are actually good usually start at like 15 for a medium, and then toppings can be from like 1-5 dollars each depending if its meat or vegie.
Inflation is just a hard concept to grasp even for the educated. I suffer sometimes even. I remember being 12 and mom leaving $20 on the kitchen counter so I could order pizza for dinner. That would get me a pizza, bread sticks, some wings or dessert and a 2l of soda, and leave enough to give the pizza guy a few bucks. I ordered delivery before the Super Bowl and got one large 2 topping pizza, an order of wings, breadsticks, a cookie thing and soda and it came to $76 before tip. Funny story, I use to just eat some PB&J sometimes so I could pocket the $20 and use it at the skating rink. Edit: P.S. I got caught one time because my dad noticed there was no trash in the trash can. I tried to lie and say I took it to the bin outside already but he called my bluff. So I started throwing the pizza box away, waiting until the morning when I took the trash out before school, and stashing it up in the garage ceiling so I could pull it out and put it in the trash can the next time I wanted to starve myself for $20. Funny times. I told my dad about it a few years ago and he said he knew the whole time because he’d seen the box up there while cleaning.
