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Haha! That's a good one, up there with 'a game of 1 vs 29'.

The days of carrying a battle if you are an amazing player are gone. Unless you have other good players on your team (and it’s obvious when you do), you just gotta farm as much damage as you can because your team won’t support you

Are you sure you are not commenting on World Of Warships?

That’s attention to realism in a war simulator for you!

Well that makes sense. My thought while watching the video was that not only could they get Crucial Contribution by platooning up, if you fed the arty to the Patton that'd also be Brothers in Arms. But completing missions is more important than medals.

I'm partial to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory". There are so many matches like this in the current player population and you always fight to the bitter end despite seeing a disturbing number of players actually advocating giving up and killing themselves.

Look at the opposing team's numbers: EIGHT zero-damage players. They were even more crap that the featured team. THAT'S how you fuck things up.

@@lairdcummings9092 zero kills yes... but every single of them did some damage. Even bottom tier like super hellcat and p43 ter...

Yep!!!

Well, if you take EU server for example, you can see (on wotlife) that nearly 60% of the playerbase (which is almost 4.5 million) have BELOW AVERAGE stats and that nearly 40% are absolute idiots. What to expect from a game when the playerbase which populates it consists of brainless, idiotic people ? The game is a reflection of its players. Plus, of course, some addition of outdated soviet psichology and system, still living in the developers's spirits.

Down here, the ground is salt, the walls are salt, and even the air, to some degree, is salt.

Good ol' salt of the earth lol

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@@glenmcgillivray4707 The effort you put into that suggests that you have more salt to provide. COUGH IT UP! WE NEED MOOOOOOORE!!!!

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Tried his best? He did his best, got third is amazing. And is probably the only reason why our hero who is in the ISU survived and without getting any surprises from behind. Because the adorable little bugger did what he knew he had to do, hold the line.

Reminds me of my first festival games in the stock KV-2

He also had the panache to raise his gun barrel in salute just before the end of battle. Well played

@@davidlabedz2046 ??? The ISU is nothing like Kv-2

Hey sometimes you get people who know how to play on your team. When it happens it's amazing.

you forgot the mandatory "actually jingles" and the "Oh jingles, you're so crap" formal ways to address our gnomelord :)

@@Deimnos There would then be some shotgun noises, so I think he played it safe and got away xD

@@boxstar3d554 but, but, it's tradition!!!

@@Deimnos I am deep enough in the salt mines already 😭

lmao

I think Uncle Jingles is more like the Uncle Buck character played by John Candy :)

@@jameskoontz2071 Exactly so.

My Brethren in the Salt mines where bamboozled

at least they got the day off

What did he get wrong?

@@AgentSmith911 I think it was the penetration values of the BL-10. He said it formerly had 268 mm pen, it's actually 286. Whatever gun the ISU has now is 260. Easy mistake to make, as 268 is a common pen value for the top tier 105 mm guns on the Centurion 7/1 and AX, the M48 Patton, etc.

@@AgentSmith911 Also the patton wasn't stock, he had the top turret.

@@honzafous7243 well, he didn't say it was stock, only that he wasn't fully upgraded

Fr because it couldve gone alot worse

Most if not all of us were

typical

Even before that, they gave the Defender kill to the IS-3-II for his mission. So, these three guys showed what non-toxic interaction can be like.

@@Schnittertm1 afaik the IS-3 never mentioned he needed a kill for a mission. It was pag0niss that said he needed a kill for his mission at 7:45, which got snagged by the IS-3-II (hence the 'whyy' in chat)

@@Schnittertm1 where?

So..naturally,wargaming ,trolled back even harder

I was waiting for him to do a Claus impersonation...

@@ChIGuY-town22_ I was thinking the same thing...

which is exactly why I got Chuck on t30 :P

It also sounds great on the KV-2, I have chuck there.

Two words: Wallet Warrior.

Well...it is in the name. It's not called Attacker.

Get back to the salt mines!!!

Yup!

no. they survived.

@@wollensokje1112 I'm fairly certain he put the word "had" in that sentence but I might just be seing things.

@@CaramelMeako yeah mb, I'm not fully awake at the moment ;)

@@wollensokje1112 Well good morning then.

It's why I stopped playing WoT. No fight in the players. Just rage, impatience and stupidity. Look at the suiciding from the beginning in this game. Who can bear to dunk your head in that much stupid over and over and over...

@@AndrewLale I don't know if it's the lockdown that are making people play like this or yeah there is really that much stupid going on...

Glad i wasn't the only one hearing that too.

🤣

Trust me its only going to get worse

Yep, the famous double-barreled IS-3M.

Was für ne Pfeife, was?

Perhaps if you are on a team with such an overwhelming lead the wisest thing for you to do is head for the cap.

Glad I'm not the only one who does that.

Better yet, check enemy team list to make sure not there

My usual response is "Oh no , not again....."

And this patton is seriously underrated. Stock, low on hitpoints, outnumbered 3 to 1 and still keeps a calm head, finishing 3rd on damage done in the game. That guy must have balls of steel