World of Warships - Spank My Battleship 

“I’m on food stamps and they put me at tier 9” will forever live in my head rent free. I busted out laughing at work and everybody looked at me.

Kutuzov player here. Sadly I don't have the replay file anymore, but I don't think my game was as exciting though. Mainly just sitting in smoke or behind an island lobbing 152mm HE at the enemy. And I definitely made a couple of questionable choices as I'm not the greatest player in the game, so don't know if I would want it featured.😅 But thanks for the shoutout Jingles! Been watching for probably 10 years and its the first time I've been shown in a replay, even though I wasn't the main event. But if I remember correctly, I think I had like a little over 150k damage. I haven't spent money on the game and got it from a Supercontainer before the Supercontainer nerfs and have used it as a credit farmer since I got it. Great ship, but is definitely high risk high reward since it'll explode if looked at by any battleship.

A day without Jingles is like a day without sunshine.

In so early Jingles hasn't even made a mistake yet.

Nothing like a dose of hot lead to remind you that you're in three tiers over your paygrade and your so called big brother isn't looking so big anymore as he gets vaporized by the smallest kid on the block (who throws out HE shells like they're going out of style).

It's 730am on the east coast of the USA, I've been waiting.... The funny part about Jingles' commentary about the Kitakaze is it's all mythical - nothing against jingles. Once the USA deployed radar to everything, nothing Japanese mattered any more. By late 43, the Imperial Japanese Navy was stuck at tier 6 while the USA were 10 and stars. That includes the Yamato. read Japanese Destroyer Captain to get a real view of WW2. Japan was insane.

Spank your what? Oh, Battleship. Carry on.

Ship related topic. They moved USS New Jersey yesterday up the Delaware. She’s heading for dry docking. Have to say, she may be a big big girl but she is a beauty.

“My brother in Christ I’m going to die instantly” I love the chat on the NA servers

Funny thing. I was listening (not watching) to this as I drove. As I went down the road I passed a truck...license number "T7 DAKKA". This while listening to a battle utilizing T9 Dakka.😂

A perfect example, of the expression: "Teamwork DLC" , as well as, " Sealclubbing". You can't be charging a Kroni and a Kita, in a t6 BB, that's suicidal at minimum.

Love your comments over the years. So entertaining and very educationally true about warfare.

Jingles! You naughty minx, you had me at 'spank'!

Player 1: "F4." Player 2: "You spanked my battleship!" Player 1: "Now it's brand spanking new."

The Jolly Jingles laugh will go down in history

Been awhile since I've seen a fail division. Paused the video right before the battle begins, and already I can hear the lamentations of their women.

Order of the day. Open youtube to find Jingles video. Open video. Like video. Enlarge video. Enjoy a Whale of a good time with some Very good people. Thankyou Sir, we are forever greatfull to you.

Japanese 100mm guns have 30mm of base HE pen, going up to 37mm with IFHE. Also, T8+ DDs by in large have 19mm of armour, so the original versions of the japanese gunboat DDs couldn't even pen those without IFHE.

As an American, that food stamps line has me dying 😂😂😂

lots of great names this match, "spongeboob" being particularly good

Jingles, I've been watching you for I don't know about ten years now it feels like. I remember you used to have trouble making catchy titles for your videos. Sir, you have figured it out! 🤣

Jingles...My first reach out in 5 years and I'm speechless...except,,All our prayers out to you and your good health.

The way I cackled at “I’m on food stamps and they put me at T9” was obscene. I needed that laugh today. JINGLES! How is our glorious Emperor Gnome? Hope your health is improving, we are all rooting for you. -from across the pond

Jingles, where did that paddle come from? What are you planning here? Wait, no, not my battleship! Please! Mercy..!!~

LMAO "Walking with a list to port." LOL

Dude I haven't played WoT in years and I've never even touched WoWs but it's a great time dragging your buddies in tier 5's into a tier 8 match as a tier 6, fighting like hell, and winning. Fail platoons make great moments with friends

I remember when I started playing WoWS and some more experienced friends asked if I'd join them. I told them I unlocked new Battleship and upgraded it to maximum. It was a bit weird playing in Tier 8 with my Kongo, but as useless as I generally was, those 2 or 3 games where I actually managed to kill 2-4 enemies and place in top 3 were priceless. Shame about the fact that maybe 15% of games ended this well. What was weird was, they knew that I had only Kongo, but they showed up in T7 BB's. Also regarding playing in higher tiers, due to "fail division" - Fuso is fun, it at least has a ton of guns to spank cruisers and not very well protected BB's. Nagato is actually seriously good - but you need a lot of skill. But it is good enough to punish stupid players in T9 and T10's who think that T7 cannot be dangerous. It can, it's just bloody hard. And of course Amagi can normally run into T10's so it isn't a fail division anymore (at least not to that level). Capable ship. First Japanese BB that has secondaries that can potentially be dangerous or at least useful to deal with destroyers when you don't have the skill to hunt them with your main guns.

A morning without Jingles is like a morning without coffee! For me, weed! 💨🐉

Hope you are feeling well Jingles. Keep fighting.

This video title would make a great exclamation: "Well, Spank My Battleship!"

I absolutely love your narrative jingles mate, you make me laugh so much. I don't know anyone else who can make me giggle so much so easily on a replay. Love your content buddy please keep it up. Long live the king jingles. (And Akizuki of course) Big love to you and family dude 😎

Good day to you Jingles, Rita, Hjusie, Akizuki, and fellow Salt Miners around the globe. I hope this day has been a good day for all who're reading this. There's a lot of fight in that little ship. Especially when driven by someone with a clue how to use it. Please give the kitties scritches and treats for me. 🐈🐈‍⬛👑✌️🖖

Jingles, thank you for another fun and entertaining video. You're the best.

Todays title gave me an idea for the worst clickbait title for a video. "Spank my broadside battleship chan" and I blame you Jingles. Seriously though love your content. Its great for the end of the day (Australia) wind down before bed.

10:42 Historical Irony regarding the murder of the Izmail by many many little 100mm HE shells: it is believed by many naval historians that the main impetus behind the Russian design of flat-deck dreadnought battleships with minimal superstructure was precisely to limit the effect of saturating fire from smaller high-explosive shells, a problem identified in fighting the Japanese in 1904-05. If true, this makes a Kitakaze beating up a Russian dreadnought with a rain of HE shells very ironic, as that was precisely what the Russian ship was designed to withstand!

Started playing this game again because of you Jingles, keep posting these!

It's time for a single malt and some Jingles

Morning, Mr. Jingles!!! Great vid!! and contagious laughters from those food stamps!! :D :D

Gotta get me one of these. Looks fun.

During the World of Tanks beta I teamed up with my tier 10 friends in my loltracktor. It was great for spotting because no-one wanted to spend the credits to shoot me.

The Chung Mu had to steam forward to grab the hull buff before Birdhunter could. The team probably gained more HP from that move than was lost, in addition to denying it to the enemy. So I'm going to count it as a team player move.

Good morning from Chicago Jingles. Just started WOW 3 days ago, yes I'm a noob, and i came across your channel looking for tutorials. Just wanted to say i really enjoy the content you create and have been binge watching them. I'm sure i speak for all your viewers when i say great work and keep it going. I know I'm opening up myself for some abuse but i do want honest opinions. I am at just about 100 games and at tier IV in 3 classes with a win rate of 51%. Is that decent, average, or needs work?.........BTW, everytime i get lit up by torps doing something stupid i hear "obvious torpedoes are obvious" in my head. thanks for that LOL

“I’m on food stamps and they put me on T9” 😂

how about the friendly cv smoking for him at the end, what a boss.

Just for a little extra detail: the Graf appears to have hauled ass for the border at the *start* of the match; then could not be assed to help his flank. That fight with the Chung Mu would have gone a bit different for the Reds if their CV was in the match. At the very least they could have traded.

Good afternoon Gnome Overlord. All the best.

I know that the Kitakaze is a good ship but for some reason, I just can't do well in it (or the Aki for that matter). So when I got to the Harugamo I just recycled the whole line.

The GZ player also had no idea how to play that carrier, he clearly had nothing put into his secondaries which should have been punching bird hunter in the face at 10km distance

I do miss working from home and being able to click on your videos any time I want and listen/watch as I work on the other screen!

You are so loved Jingles. I wish I had the money

Great video, Jingles!

Thank you Mr Jingles, may I have another? 😀

Yes many nerfs yet there was one very significant one might say crucial buff. It can be argued that since it was a line buff it doesn't count but I argue that since it was introduced specifically for this line that it is indeed a direct buff. The caliber of the guns made IFHE mandatory and because WG for some reason felt bad about forcing that choice they buffed the penetration of all IJN 100mm guns from 1/6 to 1/4 pen. Of course this didn't stop people from taking IFHE but "in theory" it wasn't a mandatory choice anymore. So yeah a bunch of nerfs but one very very big buff

What!! First to see a new Jingles video? Fame at last!

Perfect start to the day as always old man.

The Match Maker definitely wanted to teach that div the hardest Fail-Division lesson possible...

I loved my Cleveland. I had it set up for quick reload and by the time the last gun fired the first was reloaded and fired. So I had continuos he shells pouring down. I won more games in that than any other ship I used it was my fireboat. It set fires like nothing and alot of the battleships hated me

The Colorado is an AMAZING ship. Probably one of the best BBs in the game, in terms of what a BB should be. Instead of WG doing the same thing as WOT and massively increasing the stats on all "new" ships added to the game. It is especially good in ranked. It excels when not being cross fire spammed by 15 ships in random battles.

3:00 As a Kitakaze driver, another way to see its speed: at 40 knots with speed boost, my Georgia is *faster*.

That kitakazi never disappoints! 😂

A destroyer that is not fast or maneuverablemanouverable. Oh well, I could never spell it. Anyway, he did quite well.

I remember back in the day where you could do real fail platoons. I would bring the South Carolina into fights involving North Carolinas and I would citidel them with no problem. Its not the age of the ship, its not the tier of the ship, its how you use it that matters.

The fail division comments were gold.

A day without Jingles is a day without a grounding tether to a based reality

Definitely an older person, we haven't used food stamps in forever. It's all electronic debit cards now.

Its a shame I leave so early in the morning some days I have to catch the video the following morning.

I would hesitate to call that division a fail division- there's only 1 tier difference... Match making is more to blame for being horrible.

I play CVs...But I do NOT hug the end of the map like that...I'd rather get my planes out and reach the enemy in time to score the kills and support my team! The only time I'd hug the borders? Is when I am being chased, Or when it's the only way to have a chance of a victory. Funny thing: I had a CV match. where my team did good. and had the lead for the longest time...ONLY TO THROW like a bunch of pantloads! leaving me the CV whale...dealing with 5 ships!! (I had 1 kill already and spotted for 150k damage plus.) Struggled and got one-two more kills and time ran out...and I won?! Turned out the enemy did not capture points for a while...Leading me earning the solo warrior metal. Odd way to win despite stressing so hard from a crappy mega throw.

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Morning jingles

The chat is hilarious. :)

All I can Say is Buckle up Sunshine ! ! ! . . . Your in for a " Rough " ride ! As a T6 cruiser. In a T9 match. You Better find a big ass Island. To hide behind. And then activate your U.S.S. Eldridge ( Phase shifting Stealth ) Camouflage ! For safe measure. And then Pray to whatever gods you believe in!

Well those T6s were pretty dumb 😂

"Spank your battleship"???? I guess a line has already formed... I hope things are going well for you.

I... I won't lie. I didn't know 1 tier difference fail divisions existed. Like... I understand how and why, but it still feels like it would be fairly easy to just... not do have that issue.

Good morning Jingles!

Every time your team grabs a buff there is a 20 point gain for yours and 20 point loss for them.

According to Stephen Hawking and also Albert Einstein, in all of the trillions of parallel universes, in not a single one of them does a destroyer gun down a battleship, especially with 100mm pea shooters. WOW, doing it's best to trample any semblance of reality.

Well, a tier 6 in tier 9 in world of warships is still better than a tier 6 in tier 9 in world of tanks. You can actually be useful

NA has the funniest chats

I actually feel bad for the t6 ships that got dragged in due to Colorado

Good Game!

outstanding!

Love your videos. unfortunately I'm way too impatient to play WOWS all that much. on another note. hope everything is going well with you old man

What I learned from this video: The enemy team SUCKED!

i love a good DD replay! WP GG

hhhhhhhhhh you missed the stay safe jingles. now i can be as unsafe as i please :D

thinking about you, Jingles, hope all is well....

that was Kitacrazy

It took the death of his kill stealing partner for him to finally get a kill.

Outstanding Game!!!!

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Good game. Fair play to those 2 poor tier 6 ships for at least trying to do their part.

Yeah im in a Colorado, not my battle here but this ship will make you learn to be five steps ahead. Its armor really isn’t the greatest either. This thing is more like a glass boat with cannons than a battleship

Everyone says that about the Colorado, but I ~HATE that thing, and much prefer the New Mexico.

>Tier VI to IX match Welcome to the WoT experience, WoWs kiddos!

am i the only one who want those 2 t6 ships win the battle

Good game!

Does jingles play wows himself anymore?

7:11 What was that parachuting into the sea? Anyone know? 🙂