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@mariahclinkscales
@mariahclinkscales Год назад
Imagine being Kelsey and waking up to hear Goblin Cody from downstairs start laughing maniacally about trinkets out of fucking nowhere
@Ohwhale79
@Ohwhale79 Год назад
Poor Kelsey 🤪
@PaulaRuizGuillen
@PaulaRuizGuillen Год назад
praying for Kelsey
@gilliganmcneuter4550
@gilliganmcneuter4550 Год назад
I'm absessed with Cod and obviously Chelsea I will be at there at the time they are consume
@radgodvibes
@radgodvibes Год назад
@@gilliganmcneuter4550 umm...huh? Abscessed? Okay, that I get, you obviously ment obsessed but "you'll be there when they are consumed" and besides finding it to be pretty creepy I am really, really curious what that means. Could you please clarify that if you read this? I know it's silly I'm truly curious, not just teasing ya. Thanks
@gilliganmcneuter4550
@gilliganmcneuter4550 Год назад
@@radgodvibes I was just attempting a very generic comment which, as you pointed out, came off pretty creepy But I don't take it back Deuces ✌💋
@gracie20
@gracie20 Год назад
love that Cody accidentally discovered his own love for goblin time during this.
@AS1140.
@AS1140. Год назад
No you don't.
@gracie20
@gracie20 Год назад
@@AS1140. 🐺🐺🐺🐺
@AdamOBrien29
@AdamOBrien29 Год назад
Do you like Goblins Gracie?
@gracie20
@gracie20 Год назад
@@AdamOBrien29 goblin deez nuts
@AdamOBrien29
@AdamOBrien29 Год назад
@@gracie20 oh wow, damn lol
@doggothegoodboy
@doggothegoodboy Год назад
I am convinced that I have never seen Cody experience pure joy until the moment he heard goblin noises for the first time
@Sarah-dv1eh
@Sarah-dv1eh Год назад
I crieeeed at this part
@jared699
@jared699 Год назад
I don't think this was his first time. He's Goblincore to the soul.
@doggothegoodboy
@doggothegoodboy Год назад
@@jared699 it was truly his calling card lol
@23Raymond
@23Raymond Год назад
His face at 2:28 was a little too excited
@ashleyesch8868
@ashleyesch8868 Год назад
cody has taken up the goblincore lifestyle suspiciously fast
@meaghanmcgovern9496
@meaghanmcgovern9496 Год назад
i'm convinced cody knows EXACTLY what goblincore is with that impressive goblin mode he broke out
@StummerVogel
@StummerVogel Год назад
I looked up goblincore and it's not at all what I imagined. Way too clean and cutesy. I'm so disappointed. I'm glad Cody didn't look into it.
@moomosachs1031
@moomosachs1031 Год назад
As a dude who is personally a weird motherfucker, I was astonished. Like that's behavior for me to be busting out. Not for the Cody's of the group. Just would've assumed he wouldn't even know where to begin with acting that weird at all lmaooo.
@agrobots
@agrobots Год назад
Goblincore is the best sub-genre of metal. It’s like a cross between Deathcore and Wizardcore. It definitely slaps harder than Metalcore
@revolverboy1314
@revolverboy1314 Год назад
@@l0g4nn goblincore is cottage core for girls who pick up random animal bones they find on the ground
@StummerVogel
@StummerVogel Год назад
@@l0g4nn I don't get why it's called goblincore. My image of goblins is more like D&D, ugly and dirty. Not cute little fairies.
@movielikemoments
@movielikemoments Год назад
I found the sentence "I'll be having that" so hilarious I started using it around my boyfriend to see if I could get him to add it to his vocabulary.... and it worked 😂 I love hearing him say "I'll be having that" now randomly in everyday conversation not knowing where it came from 😈
@g1r1b1og
@g1r1b1og Год назад
That’s amazing I want to copy you
@beautyinthebook888
@beautyinthebook888 Год назад
I’ll be copying this also
@movielikemoments
@movielikemoments Год назад
@@g1r1b1og do it 😂
@movielikemoments
@movielikemoments Год назад
@@beautyinthebook888 yes 😈
@Rayehx
@Rayehx Год назад
Immma do this too 😂😭 thank you
@samk7777
@samk7777 Год назад
Ngl cody got into goblin mode a little too fast…
@WuntaykTimmy1
@WuntaykTimmy1 Год назад
It's him, he wrote that post to try to normalize it.
@markt5090
@markt5090 Год назад
He's 100% been there before.
@SleepyChloeFist
@SleepyChloeFist Год назад
I zoned out while texting a friend, and when I started paying attention again, he was still doing goblin stuff. 🤣
@alanadawn5980
@alanadawn5980 Год назад
he didn’t seem all that surprised about goblincore
@nateharvey4197
@nateharvey4197 Год назад
35 seconds in
@noone-gf5op
@noone-gf5op Год назад
Cody trying to immitate the goblin to prove how weird it is, and unironically getting way too into it is the funniest thing I've ever seen. he oddly proved how it kinda makes sense to do lol
@elylizz
@elylizz Год назад
cody actually wrote that goblin confession
@dawooziest8765
@dawooziest8765 Год назад
I will cry, this is so funny
@jared699
@jared699 Год назад
Isn't that frowned upon? I don't know. I'm kinda new here.
@Itsatragedeigh
@Itsatragedeigh Год назад
My best friend from high school confessed to a bomb threat that was made our senior year. She wanted to get out of a test and panicked. The threat was found the next day, so she still had to take the test AND live with the terror of being caught. Funniest part about it is that she did not tell a soul until she told me - THE NIGHT BEFORE MY WEDDING OVER 10 YEARS LATER.
@Annabellethedoll666
@Annabellethedoll666 Год назад
She was living with the guilt and couldn’t hold on to it any longer
@sarahcrawford189
@sarahcrawford189 Год назад
I had a friend do the same around 9 10th grade but she DID get caught and have to take the test and people called her the unibomber for the rest of high-school
@BettyButterflyDarbyshire
@BettyButterflyDarbyshire 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 8 месяцев назад
The fact that your best friend confessed a federal crime to you the day before your wedding is making me p1ss my pants 😂
@thelittlecaravanner7748
@thelittlecaravanner7748 Год назад
I'm not sure anything will ever make me laugh harder than watching Cody make himself laugh by making feral goblin noises 😂
@k.k.7797
@k.k.7797 Год назад
*someone’s dead bird* Cody: looks like we have a new trinket 🤪🤪
@luckydude2231
@luckydude2231 Год назад
Feral goblin. As opposed to a domesticated one 😂
@briannerichardson179
@briannerichardson179 Год назад
Same oh my god
@kcaustin904
@kcaustin904 Год назад
As opposed to tame goblin noises
@Alessandro-vl8bu
@Alessandro-vl8bu Год назад
Feral goblin implies there are domesticated goblins
@amandainbloom
@amandainbloom Год назад
The contrast of Noel laughing at every dead dog story and Cody being genuinely sad about the smooshed parrot
@CHloE748
@CHloE748 Год назад
Noel is great, but I will always love Cody more, he’s such a soft boy inside lol. I wonder how Cody felt at first when he first started having Noel on his channel, and the comments went insane for him, to now being just as famous and popular as him. I know they are best friends so he’s obviously happy about it, but you can’t say that wouldn’t jolt you at first
@linneascameraroll
@linneascameraroll Год назад
@@CHloE748i literally had to stop watching noel and the pod bc of how often he talks about killing animals its so fucking weird like what
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
@@linneascameraroll ngl, I’m a casual fan and don’t watch the podcast, caught a few bits here and there. Is this really a thing? You’re right, very weird.
@heinzbeans1827
@heinzbeans1827 Год назад
@@digitalharmony26 I think cause he was one of those kids brought up on live leak videos, cartel murders and all that (stated in past videos). Ig that attributes to his morbid sense of humor.
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
@@heinzbeans1827 I get having a morbid sense of humour, I definitely do but I feel if he does it enough for others to recognise a trend it’s a little weird but idk the guy so 🤷🏻‍♀️
@ih8morganhunter
@ih8morganhunter Год назад
cody’s realizing how free it feels to be a goblin
@evie1919
@evie1919 Год назад
if cody ever gets tumblr he will immediately understand just how little he truly understood about goblincore lmao
@toastybastard1234
@toastybastard1234 Год назад
cringe
@evie1919
@evie1919 Год назад
@@toastybastard1234 no one word answers, not a full sentence, F+
@dlfbfbdbx8723
@dlfbfbdbx8723 Год назад
@@evie1919 bro was actually so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm actually laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂 so hilarious hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@MurphysSlaw992
@MurphysSlaw992 Год назад
​@@evie1919 Savage.
@mrtophat12
@mrtophat12 8 месяцев назад
Just don't ​@@dlfbfbdbx8723
@broketostoke
@broketostoke Год назад
Goblincore really killed it for Cody. Homie was traumatized instantly.
@KalebC4
@KalebC4 Год назад
Traumatized? Bro liked it 💀
@evanforst7272
@evanforst7272 Год назад
Looked it up and its not what i was expecting. I was imagining someone basing their style off like a warhammer goblin for some reason. Its like cottagecore with slight goth vibes and plenty of trinkets
@jdhorror
@jdhorror Год назад
I watched this video a couple weeks ago and had to come back to comment about the events that just took place in my home.... I was telling my wife about the goblin story after I watched it cuz it was hilarious. I guess my 6yo daughter overheard the story, because tonight I heard her giggling in her room, I went up to see what was so funny. She had one of my hoodies on (I'm 6'3" so she was completely covered) she was hunched over with her pillowcase full of trinkets, from her own room, creeping around like a goblin saying "I'll be taking this" then laughing her ass off. I damn near pissed my pants laughing. She told me she heard me talking about it and it sounded like a fun game and she was bored in bed tonight and remembered it. So she went ahead and started playing, and I quote "trinket goblin". I honestly can't stop laughing. I wish I could share the pic in this comment because she got really REALLY into her goblin role. I can't breathe it's so funny. I just had to share this here.
@kirataylor5199
@kirataylor5199 Год назад
Oml this is amazing 😂
@mackenziepruitt2444
@mackenziepruitt2444 Год назад
ahaha love this
@emmamills02
@emmamills02 Год назад
Absolutely amazing child
@jdhorror
@jdhorror Год назад
@@emmamills02 She really is. She's my favorite human being on this planet.
@UFC_PICKS
@UFC_PICKS Год назад
@@jdhorror what if this is how it started with the guy in the thread and she will now inspire another goblin😂
@reneebroski
@reneebroski Год назад
just imagine kelsey walking by codys office and hearing him pretending to be a goblin, and thinking what the fuck is he doing now 😭
@cmegan06
@cmegan06 Год назад
I lived in an 8 person house in college and one of the guys would sometimes go goblin mode. He was like a 5'0 extremely pale but oddly muscular guy who would literally crawl around on all fours hissing sometimes, especially when drunk or high. It was funny except he would also like hide under my bed while I was in the kitchen and pop up behind me when I got back
@JacobJavor
@JacobJavor Год назад
lol
@Scynthor
@Scynthor Год назад
what the fuck
@anublsunder
@anublsunder Год назад
WTF
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Год назад
wtf the hissing........... for some reason that's the line. haha. would scare the f outta me, to come around the corner and HISSSSSSSSSSSS before i see 'im. but also the hiding under the bed. WHAT'RE YOU, A GOBLIN CLOWN??
@genn.623
@genn.623 Год назад
Hell noooo
@SoniasWay
@SoniasWay Год назад
These confessions make me look like a sane person who’s got everything figured out in life
@spreest9537
@spreest9537 Год назад
Except for the butthole person. That's a big brained post.
@reoopc5060
@reoopc5060 Год назад
Honestly though, the kids that unplugged all the buses so they didn’t have to go to school the next day seem pretty solid.
@vodka2799
@vodka2799 Год назад
you know cody is an old man when he starts talking about raisin texture and how he likes dried foods
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
Thank you for being the only comment out of 50 I’ve read that wasn’t about Goblin Cody 😂
@jared699
@jared699 Год назад
If he's considered old then I should be dead by now.
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
@@jared699 not sure if you’re new around here but it’s a running joke in the community that Cody is an old man lol it’s been a joke for longer than I’ve been here 😊
@jared699
@jared699 Год назад
@@digitalharmony26 Yes, I am pretty new. My bad. Thanks for the clarification.
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
@@jared699 my pleasure, hope you’re enjoying your time in this corner of RU-vid 😊
@joewilliams4248
@joewilliams4248 Год назад
Cody did that goblin impression a little….too good 🤨
@oktofry
@oktofry Год назад
No way Cody doesn't regularly go Goblin Mode, he seems well-practiced
@malik87breaker
@malik87breaker Год назад
He is opening up. He wrote it self :P
@eringrupp3399
@eringrupp3399 Год назад
I'm surprised Cody never made a "Goblin deez nuts" joke
@jamied8717
@jamied8717 Год назад
The thought of the goblin guy having the "post nut clarity" of his little charade and having to put all the shit back from the trinket sack. 😂😂😂 Like he just has to clean the house after he's done. Lmaooo. Like dinner is cooking and he has to shamefully put his silverware back in the drawer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MultiSuperPotato
@MultiSuperPotato 5 месяцев назад
This thought is so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂
@k.k.7797
@k.k.7797 Год назад
Idk why but Goblin Mode is oddly comforting. Maybe we all gotta go Goblin Mode sometimes
@seiashun
@seiashun Год назад
Cody having so much fun pretending to be a goblin tells me he is in fact into goblincore
@allisonsarahbeth_
@allisonsarahbeth_ Год назад
I'm shocked that Cody doesn't know how bad things are at Amazon. It goes way beyond not being allowed to use the restroom.
@dominicv964
@dominicv964 Год назад
It is not bad AT ALL at my location. My coworkers and I do whatever we want. Varies between location and management stop spreading false information lol
@MorningMindfulness
@MorningMindfulness Год назад
@@dominicv964 well my location was fucking hell on earth
@bkk1996
@bkk1996 Год назад
@@dominicv964 maybe you're spreading misinformation bc of your one anecdotal experience. Plenty of other workers have exposed their terrible working conditions so maybe just be grateful your experience isn't like most
@dominicv964
@dominicv964 Год назад
@@bkk1996 What led you to believe that I am not grateful? My friend works at a separate location and has no issues whatsoever, he is actually the reason I started working for Amazon. You could say a percentage are bad but I don’t think it’s fair to go around saying everyone is experiencing mistreatment when I can tell first hand that that is not the case.
@ceetee110
@ceetee110 Год назад
For real.... How is this the first time he's heard that? They're all over the internet/news since their employees are trying to unionize.
@palooski227
@palooski227 4 месяца назад
ah yes the age old goblin joke. anybody revisiting from the 5 fifth graders, one mole video?
@kaileyx34
@kaileyx34 4 месяца назад
YESS
@keyleanicole1137
@keyleanicole1137 Год назад
cody limping around acting like a troll is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a MINUTE edit: sorry y’all i combined cody ko into kody LMAOO
@jellyfrogfish
@jellyfrogfish Год назад
“Kody” 💀
@thegustopia
@thegustopia Год назад
@@jellyfrogfish yeah kody co
@ankieb3980
@ankieb3980 Год назад
Who's Kody
@briicksyy
@briicksyy Год назад
Kody Co
@keyleanicole1137
@keyleanicole1137 Год назад
@@briicksyy sounds cooler tbh
@vianna5220
@vianna5220 Год назад
LOVE THIS (btw so Cody doesn't worry, Goblincore isn't actually acting like a goblin, you just decorate your home to feel like your interpretation of a goblin's home- he should check out some goblincore rooms tbh)
@lisakayeplug
@lisakayeplug Год назад
the goblin skits are so fucking funny
@kaciedurso
@kaciedurso 4 месяца назад
The fact that Cody calls back to goblin time every time he does a confession video makes me think he’s doing goblin time once a week at home 😂
@mothwoman
@mothwoman Год назад
when i’m home alone i like to put on a specific white dress and run around my house pretending i’m a ghost
@Kawa-Yuki
@Kawa-Yuki Год назад
I do that too but with a sheet. I know it’s a little cliché but it’s the proper way to do it.
@mothwoman
@mothwoman Год назад
@@Kawa-Yuki that’s amazing :O i have a long white old looking dress from a thrift store lol
@Kawa-Yuki
@Kawa-Yuki Год назад
@@mothwoman that’s probably a much better looking costume than mine 😆 it’d be good for like an old Victorian style ghost
@patienceholmes841
@patienceholmes841 Год назад
Every time there's a power outage I put on a long white dress I have and light a candle and wander around my small studio apartment with it in my hand like I'm a ghost lady from 1700's.
@cosmicdust2668
@cosmicdust2668 Год назад
i love you
@huntercupples9614
@huntercupples9614 Год назад
The callbacks on this video were SOLID! Every time he brought back a joke he made previously, it was so unexpected and HILARIOUS
@xxcryptidxx9148
@xxcryptidxx9148 Год назад
As someone who works in food, the doordash grub hub etc always gets stollen off the shelf. Though I hate the company I work for, during a stressful fast paced day and finding out an order has been stolen makes that day worse
@IchimatsuTrashneko
@IchimatsuTrashneko Год назад
facts. but tbh when that happened i told the doordash drivers that it aint my fault and they would just need to cancel it
@patienceholmes841
@patienceholmes841 Год назад
Right? Cause then we get yelled at or have to hustle even more to replace the order and keep on top with other orders.
@gdadder
@gdadder Год назад
@@IchimatsuTrashneko shouldn’t you guys make his order again? That’s like stealing his money if you don’t and I definitely feel like that’s against the law lol I work in food as well and that’s what we’d do anyways.
@IchimatsuTrashneko
@IchimatsuTrashneko Год назад
@@gdadder door dash refunds when something goes wrong, when it's busy we can't just remake it. That's how my McDonald's did it
@gdadder
@gdadder Год назад
@@IchimatsuTrashneko ahhh I see, that makes sense lol
@eliabrown8435
@eliabrown8435 Год назад
I love the idea of going Goblin mode. Honestly, I hate cleaning up really anything or doing chores, so this may be the motivation and the piece I was missing
@jaymesigler6402
@jaymesigler6402 Год назад
Goblin man is adorable. Love that for him. I hope it helps him deal with stress.
@sarah.ccarroll
@sarah.ccarroll Год назад
cody is absolutely going to unironically go goblin mode the next time kelsey leaves him home alone
@11ui55
@11ui55 Год назад
The main difference between Cottagecore and Goblincore is that the aesthetics of Cottagecore is inspired by the romanticized western agricultural lifestyle while comparatively, on the other hand, the aesthetics of Goblincore is inspired by the goblins, which are related to the ugliness or dirtiness in connection with nature also, it can be expressed by any plants or animals.
@hecknfrick4236
@hecknfrick4236 Год назад
Thank you c:
@6235river
@6235river Год назад
Why the difference needs to be explained is beyond me. Those aesthetics couldn't look more wildly different from each other.
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen Год назад
@@6235river probably for people who have never *seen* either one? By the name you could be like “ah, a cottage deep in the woods sounds like where a goblin would live”?
@giovannitaveras9031
@giovannitaveras9031 Год назад
Imagine Cody going into the bedroom while Kelsey is sleeping and just goes “I’ll be having that” in his goblin voice and then throws her into his sack
@Dreh_Er
@Dreh_Er Год назад
All throughout school I was in SPED (Special Education) for dyslexia and ADHD. The room that I would go to to complete schoolwork and receive help from was called the CMC. I figured out in middle school that teachers were unsure of how to approach learning disabilities etc and so, when I didn’t want to do work, would excuse myself to the CMC for ‘help’. Basically, I would go to the CMC, hide my earbuds with my hair, and watch Naruto for hours until the bell rang
@giddyup523
@giddyup523 Год назад
I like how in the one story that uses the word trinkets and is about sneaking in and stealing things, Cody doesn't break out the Goblin impression. He knew it was too obvious. Class.
@ropadope1452
@ropadope1452 Год назад
Goblin dude is living his best life and I’m jealous
@davin3737
@davin3737 Год назад
Cody acting like a goblin is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i was literally laughing so hard
@thorn-rc9lz
@thorn-rc9lz Год назад
i need to see kelsey and cody going goblin mode together. i can just imagine kelsey walking around and picking up chili's stuff saying "ill be having that."
@scrubyt2668
@scrubyt2668 Год назад
Schools: "bullying is not cool, making someone feel bad is wrong" Also schools: "let's put these kids up on a stage and traumatize them by forcing them to sing a cringy song while the other students laugh and record them to post on the internet so they will never be able to forget the soul crushing embarrassment they felt on that day"
@spookyjupi
@spookyjupi Год назад
The goblin bit had me laughing out loud in my tutoring lab while working on homework. Best laugh I’ve had in a while.
@Crimson_Knight004
@Crimson_Knight004 Год назад
Even if that guy’s goblin confession was fake, Cody’s gonna start going goblinmode on his own time so the balance is restored
@idajohannessen6584
@idajohannessen6584 Год назад
This was so funny and nice to watch as a break in a otherwise stressful exam week, thank you for making awesome content!🥰
@prospect8245
@prospect8245 Год назад
felt this one 😭(are you norwegian btw??)
@bluelove502
@bluelove502 Год назад
I am Norwegian! Are there more of us here?😄
@musicbystefan
@musicbystefan Год назад
Dude same...I am writing chemistry tomorrow but Cody's goblin noises make me forget about that
@Potato-77
@Potato-77 Год назад
Same I have an exam in a few days too😭
@jasminegill7000
@jasminegill7000 Год назад
i watched this while studying for my chemistry exam haha 🥲
@DingusDoofer
@DingusDoofer Год назад
The ethereal binaural beats playing in the background while Cody's in goblin mode is absolutely giving my ears a treat.. or should I say, a trinket 🤪
@wizardaffairs5085
@wizardaffairs5085 Год назад
cody going Goblin Mode is the best thing I've ever seen
@deepinmythots752
@deepinmythots752 Год назад
The “trinkets” editing at 3:12 was absolute gold as was the intro. This new editing is fireeee
@pizrux6592
@pizrux6592 Год назад
It’s pretty genius to act like something else to take your mind away from your life. For me it’s playing d&d but acting like someone else completely can just be fun
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 Год назад
The 8th grade rap one. I bailed at the laat minute on this group of mean, popular girls whose friend group I was always apart of but treated me like garbage and instead chose to do a really embarrassing dance routine with the 2 nerdiest girls in our class. Everyone laughed at us but the girl who was always mean to me cried because when I quit our other friend quit and she was going to have to perform alone, so she didnt go, so I felt good about my decision and still do. And that was over 20 years ago lol. That girl tormented me though. She constantly tried to humiliate me and it felt so good to finally stand up to her.
@emmamooney3820
@emmamooney3820 Год назад
I never thought I would hear Cody say "cottagecore"
@maxim-andreinedelcu9311
@maxim-andreinedelcu9311 Год назад
The fact that Kody is like 30 and he never questioned the "fire alarm spitting ink" till now, very amusing :)
@ClaudiaLopez-tj3qc
@ClaudiaLopez-tj3qc Год назад
Finally someone mentioning it
@lyndsayw5843
@lyndsayw5843 Год назад
It does spit ink. I know this for a fact. I went to a Catholic school and we had to wear these ugly burgundy cardigans or vests as part of out uniform. So whenever a kid wanted to pull the alarm and not get caught, they would steal a sweater, usually from some poor grade 9, and put it over their arm to pull the alarm. Later you would return to the school and often have to step over the discarded burgundy sweater now covered in streams of blue ink.
@pinglabuu
@pinglabuu Год назад
It’s hilarious how Cody and Noel used to make jokes about not knowing about Reddit and now soo much of their content is from Reddit
@amaravazquez8591
@amaravazquez8591 Год назад
The fact that Cody is reacting in the dark really adds to his goblin impression. Like gollum just chillin' in his cave (does he live in a cave? idk and idgaf).
@earelevant
@earelevant Год назад
hes just roleplaying as a goblin thats like the main character from skyrim or something
@EmoBarbie91
@EmoBarbie91 Год назад
The people dine and dashing the restaurant is probably racking it up until it’s a felony then they’ll press charges haha
@Annabellethedoll666
@Annabellethedoll666 Год назад
Fr because most restaurants have cameras. Ain’t no way their getting away with that😂
@jfinney225
@jfinney225 7 месяцев назад
You can’t stack multiple incidents of theft like that tho. It’s how my ex got out of a theft charge because target and the police took 2 incidents that happened back to back (like Monday, Tuesday) and added the amounts together. Separately each charge was a misdemeanor but together they amounted to a felony. The charges had to be dismissed even with the mountain of evidence they had.
@alliebean2204
@alliebean2204 Год назад
Cody really came out here and said let me get into character for this Goblin 🤣
@seabass6139
@seabass6139 Год назад
“Trinkets” is Cody’s trigger word for goblin mode
@Reya66
@Reya66 Год назад
2:22 Cody listening to the goblin audio completely unaware that he looks just like them with that reaction lmao
@awaspow
@awaspow 6 месяцев назад
10:30 btw this is a true LEADER. bro saved so many people
@CourseConsumption
@CourseConsumption Год назад
Lmao I’ve never heard that fire alarms spit ink on the person who pulled them, but that’s a good lie to tell children so they don’t do it
@paigemaki8263
@paigemaki8263 Год назад
I also had to do the speech for dare in front of my whole school and now I'm an alcoholic with 14 months of sobriety. lmaooo
@youtubeuser4943
@youtubeuser4943 Год назад
Keep it up! I also did one and became a junkie for a long time Good job DARE!
@darksu6947
@darksu6947 Год назад
Did you guys really grow up to be quitters? 😂
@Evitaschannel
@Evitaschannel 6 месяцев назад
Congratulations on your soberiety 🫶
@IRanOutOfPhrases
@IRanOutOfPhrases Год назад
Cody enjoyed that Goblin stuff too much. It's quite clear to me that literally, right this very moment, he's still doing it.
@emilyables7650
@emilyables7650 Год назад
cody definitely wrote that confession about being a goblin once a week
@sammyc3457
@sammyc3457 Год назад
plot twist: it was actually cody who wrote the goblin confession
@veselinaveselinova3230
@veselinaveselinova3230 Год назад
The impressions he made were suspiciously good
@singlaki
@singlaki Год назад
My first thought was "How does one pretend to be a goblin?" Cody proceeds to do a full demonstration 🤣
@angelamazakas2624
@angelamazakas2624 Год назад
As a Doordash driver, sometimes the food does get stolen. When it does, the restaurant remakes it and I have to wait, not getting paid during that time
@littleblueclovers
@littleblueclovers 8 месяцев назад
There’s something really satisfying about yoinking an item saying “I’ll be having that!” when you’re alone at home and it’s all your shit already 😂 The fun of chaos and stealing without the guilt or consequences
@platypus7689
@platypus7689 Год назад
Raisin Bran is unironically my favorite cereal. Fuck with me.
@Bucs-di6wr
@Bucs-di6wr Год назад
I like how Cody was taught that the fire alarms spit ink out when they’re pulled and still believes it to this day
@nirwia
@nirwia Год назад
“What is the difference between Goblincore and Cottagecore? Goblincore, like cottagecore, is characterized by its reverence for nature. Goblincore, though, takes a slightly different approach and finds beauty in traditionally undesirable aspects of nature.” - google lol
@ankieb3980
@ankieb3980 Год назад
Didn't ask
@vogelvrouw
@vogelvrouw Год назад
@@ankieb3980 also didn't ask if you specifically care, so keep it to yourself okay
@ankieb3980
@ankieb3980 Год назад
@@vogelvrouw didn't ask
@TheGinaChan
@TheGinaChan Год назад
@@ankieb3980 spotted the 12 yo
@ankieb3980
@ankieb3980 Год назад
@@TheGinaChan didn't ask
@helpmybiaskeepschanging6136
I firmly believe the first confession was actually by cody himself and he just wanted to come clean to us
@reecegraham6921
@reecegraham6921 Год назад
8:11 Lol I can totally get behind someone faking smth to get out of a situation like this. When I was 10, I went to a study camp retreat but I didn’t want to do this stupid itsy bitsy spider dance that the facilitators kept pushing us to do. In the end, I faked getting a leg cramp, got a free massage and a nice cup of lemon tea while chilling and watching everyone dance
@kristinbeck6659
@kristinbeck6659 Год назад
Bro I love this because I feel like every kid has had an experience like this. And it begs the question- why are these adults, who have been kids in school before, not realize that this is the lamest most humiliating thing you could possibly do😭
@Rickerov
@Rickerov Год назад
I just want to watch Cody be a goblin for hours at a time
@ultrozz222
@ultrozz222 Год назад
Bro actually nailed Goblin mode instantly, I'm pleasantly not surprised lol
@Rickerov
@Rickerov Год назад
I come back here often to see Cody as a goblin. The goblin snorting gets me every single time.
@texasred7408
@texasred7408 Год назад
I remember having to play taps for Veterans Day in 8th grade, the amount of pressure I felt looking up and seeing my whole school and all the family members that were in the military was unreal
@klaraf.b.9820
@klaraf.b.9820 9 месяцев назад
tbh it's sad this kid was bullied so hard they were terrified to perform a silly song, not even solo, but in a group, especially when literally every group had to do the same task
@gorilla_panic6497
@gorilla_panic6497 Год назад
Cody giving love to Raisin Bran made my day.
@islandsicedtea
@islandsicedtea Год назад
The goblin taking trinkets actually sounds really fun 😭😭😭 Like something I’d do as a kid, makes you appreciate small things you have all over again ig
@SqweakySqwizard
@SqweakySqwizard Год назад
Someone let me know why I have NEVER seen this man as happy as when he heard goblin noises for the first time 😂
@RosesRblue66
@RosesRblue66 5 месяцев назад
My confession; I saw your confession video #5 on my feed. I was surprised to see it but I was intrigued, so I watched it. I laughed so hard! You are hilarious! I love how you read and react to them. The confessions are funny, strange, etc but you make them so hilarious. Yet you have a wonderful insight on them. I’m a 66 year old retired woman-disabled, having to be in bed a lot, so I’ve been watching a lot of RU-vid. I’ve heard of Reddit of course but never been on it. So, I searched and found all of these confession videos you’ve done; I binge watched them. I want to share with my friends and sister but I’m afraid they may think I’m nuts - this old lady enjoying these type of confessions?! Anyway I am now definitely going to watch all your videos-thank you for making me laugh so hard!! You’ve brought some humor into my life-great stress relief!
@lindseymeizo6844
@lindseymeizo6844 Год назад
I think it was Cody who wrote the goblin confession, bro did the impression too well😭😂😂
@BreaktheShade
@BreaktheShade Год назад
Never laughed harder at a YT video than this one. That was actually hilarious, his impression of the goblin walk and sounds were just amazing, thank you Cody XD
@SpenceThePrince
@SpenceThePrince Год назад
Well my wife is going to enjoy me acting like a goblin for the next 48 hours or until I forget about this video
@samsonblay2206
@samsonblay2206 Год назад
Love how he says “ill be having this” instead of “ill be having that”. Creative genius
@jonasjonass623
@jonasjonass623 Год назад
"leadership trip" in the eight grade, that is probably gary vees idea of a perfect school system
@serotoninbernie1283
@serotoninbernie1283 Год назад
when those goblin noises played i fucking almost shat myself. i haven’t laughed that much in ages lmaooooo i was imagining like little grunts not whole heaving/gagging breaths BAHHAHAAHH
@ToyotaCamrySEv
@ToyotaCamrySEv Год назад
cody definitely does the goblin thing at least once a week
@rosscustom
@rosscustom Год назад
I'm a manager at Chipotle, can confirm that people literally come in and steal online orders off the shelf. So I started keeping them behind the counter
@madsguerriero4772
@madsguerriero4772 Год назад
as someone who works in food service PLEASE dont steal someone else's order😭
@kiiturii
@kiiturii Год назад
I don't work in food but I can just imagine how fucking annoying that must be to deal with
@kaiacrisp
@kaiacrisp Год назад
Cody makes being a goblin look fun. That shit was so funny ahahahahaha
@lydias2832
@lydias2832 Год назад
The goblin imitation was genius! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while 😂
@nicholasmeyer6116
@nicholasmeyer6116 Год назад
4:18 missed opportunity to say “Cody Kondones stealing”
@leanamcnew1510
@leanamcnew1510 Год назад
i feel like kelsey is going to come home one day and find cody acting like a goblin now😂
@david_t_2128
@david_t_2128 Год назад
I have never laughed harder than when cody decided to be a goblin good lord
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