What about that white homophobic republican guy tweeted “I’m a black gay guy and I can say Obama did nothing for me” cause he forgot to turn on his alt lol
Yea that was so wild when I saw it. It was still fresh and Everyone thought maybe they got hacked but then they tried to explain and justify it which made it way worse.
i love when graydon does his signature move where he pulls out his eyeballs and then puts them in the opposite socket every video. it makes me happy everytime. i didn’t kill 18 people on december 11th 1854 on a train
Stefan Molyneux is a cult leader, race realist, eugenicist, and professional misogynist. He makes "philosophy" content and was on youtube for a while but I think he's been yeeted off it in the last few years (not hard to see why).
wasn't he also the guy that said that whites were the victim in slavery by the logic that drug dealers are worse than drug users? (blacks being dealers in this case? this guy has a bowl of wet cat food in his head instead of a brain or smth istg)
I was listening to this in public, and had to pause it at the “drinking with a pregnant woman who’s getting an abortion” to not laugh hysterically and look like a psycho. I murdered my entire family when I was 12, and fled to Saskatchewan, Canada, where I’ve not been caught for years
"It was a rocky week, get home A$AP" is one of the only times Trump has said something that was supposed to be funny and it ended up being kind of funny
Great video as always guys! The way you create an atmosphere like you’re just chilling with the boys juxtaposed to the chaos and quirky nature of your jokes and bits is really enjoyable! I am not legally responsible for the ride operating errors and shortcomings that lead to the tragically fatal accident at Six Flags Amusement Park on March 8th 1982
With all thats going on in the world right now, its nice to immerse into something fun like this for a minute! :) I am innocent and did not fully submerse my wife and her parent's van in tarmac in Montreal during late November of 2002.
The funniest thing about the Michael Giacchino tweet is that on top of cringing at someone saying “Fuck Hitler” is that Michael Giacchino is a very successful film composer that wrote the score for some of the best movies of the 2000s. Just a very weird fact that makes the whole situation even funnier to me. I am not guilty of treason in 4 different countries.
The chemistry between you two is incredible! The Quartering bit has me ROFLing XDXDXD. I did not cause the circus fire in July 6, 1944 in Hartford, Connecticut, resulting in the deaths of 168 individuals and leaving multiple injured. I must once again insist that I did not light a cigarette and then flick it onto the circus tent (which was covered in gasoline and wax to keep it waterproof.) I would never.
I just saw the video this is from 🤣🤣 that part had me ROLLING bro. The Chinese mafia currently has a $50,000 bounty on my head. Currently they think I’m in Brazil, but I’m not even in South America. I’m able to scramble my IP address using NORD VPN, the sponsor of this comment!
I was really torn between wanting them to learn who he was immediately and wanting them to never have any interaction with him and his thoughts ever again.
That Ellen tweet is what you feed an AI when you're testing its threshold between understanding the syntax of humor and understanding the nature of humor
@@chazzbranigaan9354 upsetting as just like it’s gross to think about. it just adds another layer to the grossness of the situation. especially if you’ve seen that side of the Internet lol. it’s a whole lot of upsetting
The dream plush tweet is actually a riff on a tumblr post with almost the same content, save for the plush being a webkinz. As usual it was way funnier on Tumblr
I’ve used “feed two birds with one scone” unironically for over 10 years because I thought it was adorable the first time I heard someone say it and I love telling people about it when they use the original version. Nothing to do with my vego diet or beliefs tho
30:00 i genuinely honest to god forgot that the real phrase is "kill two birds with one stone", i've been saying "feed two birds with one scone" ever since i first read that PETA tweet however many years ago because i thought it was so funny and since then and i've probably said it to so many people with no explanation oh my god
riley can you tier this one real quick, must have forgotten to edit it into the video 😁 LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - With *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic. 9:12 AM - 9/8/19 - Twitter for Android
A tier. It's too gross to be, like, a real S, but it's that perfect balance of a lousy joke and someone innocently posting something they couldn't POSSIBLY know would get the reaction they did.
MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASEEEEEEE! Best tweets of all time is my favorite Hivemind video. I did not kill several innocent people in the Wendy’s bathroom in Hartford, Connecticut in on January 16th, 1998, 11:32PM.
I think I’ve watched this video 17 times now I can’t get enough! The chemistry between these two is just unmatched. I did not crucify Jesus Christ at the cross on Good Friday
My all-time favorite has to be from DiGiorno's "#why I stayed you had pizza" it was only a few seconds after posting this that DiGiorno's realized why I stayed was a hashtag for domestic abuse survivors
Wow, I never knew the guy known for a string of armed robberies in Talladega, Alabama was on a youtube channel. Dignan, if you’re reading this, you owe me $37.19 and the October 2012 Playboy Magazine
im so fascinated by how much you guys know about pop culture (especially music). and to add on that youre both hilarious too?? i bombed the local orphanage, childrens hospital, and daycare in my city. there are no surviving people under the age of 12 within the city i live. hundreds of families have been left devastated and no one knows that its due to me.
I love these tweet videos! The commentary makes them so much funnier and I love making my own tier lists with the boys with everything you guys said in mind! I didn’t run over that orphan in the Olive Garden parking lot. Please make more of these!
Honestly a better one for PETA would be them shitting on Steve Irwin on his birthday because of a Google doodle, and then immediately getting dragged through the core of the earth by everyone on the internet.
Dope video. Jokes were bangers. You guys are my favourite channel to watch while I lay down. I did not commit several arson based crimes in 1982 in Detroit
Thank you for another great video boys! I replaced Lightning McQueen’s gasoline supply with vodka, and am solely responsible for his DUI arrest that led to the indefinite suspension of Cars 4.
5:53 this is a copypasta from a old tumblr post og post was about a petkin plush and went on to say that they took it to school with them and make their friends hold it and they would cry,,, after that they stopped doing it and it got mold and OPs mom threw it away 😢😢😢😢😢😢
I use playlists of this channel's videos as background noise at work, you two entertain me hard enough that I can focus on you guys talking for hours heh!
This video popped up on my suggested videos to watch. The whole time I was waiting for that Kira tweet, y’all had to save best(worst) for last. Subscribed
Great vid boys! I get giddy every time you do the special handshake! Despite what the French police say, I was not in Dijon France in September of 1890!
Yeat predicted NFTs. Omg this episode was hilarious. For the record I did not commit arson at the orphanage that led to 14 child fatalities in South Carolina in summer of 1992.
here’s some info that no one asked for: the dream plushie tweet is a recreation of the original tweet, which is the same, but instead of a dream plushie it was a hannah montana plushie edit: don’t listen to me idk anymore
Spitting out my drink at the Stefan Molyneux jump scare. I genuinely love they assume that another human wouldn't be creepy enough to say something like that unironically, I do for most people too I just also know better with this one. Guy is not telling jokes.
I always forget that not everybody knows about Stefan molyneux. All I could think reading that tweet was how normal and adjusted he seemed compared to his usual state 12:28
thank you for showing me the last tweet making me choke on the mashed potatoes i was eating which killed me instantly and i am no longer alive to think about twitter anymore
I want dignan back! I'm not too fond of this "Graydon" character. I am not legally responsible for any involvement I may or may not have had in the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy on November the 22nd, 1963.
