WORST Words Used in Spicy Writing

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language and spilling the deets on all the grossest words you could’ve possibly used. From boring descriptions . . . to gross descriptions . . . to personal preferences, I’m breaking down the DON’TS of incorporating spicy words into your writing. Probably avoid most of these if you want your writing to sizzle instead of stink. Whether you’re a seasoned erotica writer or a newbie just starting your caper down the romance road, don’t miss out on this video-it might just keep you off the ick list. 🤢
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@HardHatLU613 7 месяцев назад

Jenna, we need a part two: Revenge of the Thesaurus.

@lovetolovefairytales 6 месяцев назад

Thesaurus 2: Bad writing is back and this time Jenna's mad as hell 😂

@ScaryMannJK 6 месяцев назад

When I did standup I had a bit about how the phrase “folds” made me think of origami, like if I touched it the wrong way it would unfold.

@quiteizzzy6514 6 месяцев назад

"the column of glory entered the mysterious cave" - this sentence gave my trauma for life.

@bookswithike3256 3 месяца назад

"Trying to impress a master swordsman, eh? Get him to plant his enchanted sword in your cave of wonders? Do battle with the fearsome dragon within?" "What the hell is the dragon in that metaphor?" "Chlamydia." "Aaaaaaand we're done here."

@iona.wayland 7 месяцев назад

"it ain't that deep...or is it" 🍑

@JennaMoreci 7 месяцев назад

😅😅😅😅

@the.empress.missjena 6 месяцев назад

"Bundle of nerves" as a euphemism for the cl*toris feels WAY too clinical and anatomical in the like... cadaver anatomy lab way. It's such a dry description and dry is NOT WHAT WE WANT. (Edited for clarity.)

@m.lk.town. 6 месяцев назад

I guess me liking them as a reader is a hot take lol

@the.empress.missjena 6 месяцев назад

@@m.lk.town. Hey if the phrase does it for you, I have no judgment! It just gives me a brain hiccup every time I run across it.

@SysterYster 6 месяцев назад

Isn't that just meaning being very nervous? I've never read it in a sex scene as such, so I could be wrong. But as a reference to feeling nervous, I think it works. As something sexy... not so much. XD

@the.empress.missjena 6 месяцев назад

@@SysterYster In context it's a euphemism for the clit.

@StarlightViolets 6 месяцев назад

As someone who actually worked with cadavers for almost three years (I was a lab tech at a medical school) I agree with this take

@trinaq 6 месяцев назад

"Meat Stick, Meat Rod, or Meat Wand." I'm cringing just thinking about these euphemisms! 🙉

@errantwinds-up8uu 6 месяцев назад

Yeah I don't want to be thinking of Slim Jims during a sex scene...

@heyitsania1683 6 месяцев назад

i saw you everywhere

@gtsipejr 6 месяцев назад

Love shaft, python, summer sausage, salami. Have to get into my way-back machine and revisit my early teen years. Oh yea, Meat Lance, looks like I'm back to weapons, lol. This video was hilarious to me. Thx

@typacsk 6 месяцев назад

I think there was an episode of "Oxventure" where they came up with some fantastic ones along those lines. Edit: the episode was "Heir Superiority," and they were brainstorming names for a newly invented foodstuff that we know as "hot dogs"

@lizanna6390 6 месяцев назад

Flesh wand is as bad.

@briannaduke7738 6 месяцев назад

“Velvet wrapped steel”

@NHarts3 6 месяцев назад

🤮

@gorebunny 6 месяцев назад

I think I'm gonna join Jenna on her lobotomy appointment after having to read this one

@briannaduke7738 6 месяцев назад

@@gorebunny Take me with you

@matteoscarabelli854 4 месяца назад

Well, that's perfecly legit, if you're describing a high-end police baton...

@Topboxicle 3 месяца назад

Okay but I once read 'hard steel wrapped in soft velvet' in a fanfiction and it actually kinda worked because the character basically spoke and thought in purple prose, so it was in completely something the character would and didn't take me out of the moment as much as it should. I haven't however seen that type of description work in any other setting.

@fkitty444 6 месяцев назад

Glistening seafoam curls. Followed by Cleaved into her, which is "technically" right, but I wondered when and why there was an axe involved.

@chromesthesia 6 месяцев назад

Eeeek why

@jasminecameron.jc993 6 месяцев назад

I just snorted

@sanecatlady 6 месяцев назад

I **always** despised the word "impaled" in this context, omg. It sounds so painful 😭

@neehaa 6 месяцев назад

i always picture a sword being inserted up umm… there😖

@chromesthesia 6 месяцев назад

Or nailed or screwed. Are you building a shed there? I don't want a shed or deck there thank you.

@Lolee56 3 месяца назад

It has its place…like I’m erotic horror lol

@errantwinds-up8uu 6 месяцев назад

I very much enjoy A Song of Ice and Fire, but when George R.R. Martin used the phrase "she was sopping wet down there," I just start laughing out loud. Not sexy.

@melgibsonafter10beers 4 месяца назад

Ain't no way bro actually said that 😭

@BEEDRILL303 6 месяцев назад

I had a mouth full of tea when the quivering thing started, I almost no longer had a mouth full of tea but, a lap top full of tea. Also I've never seen quivering used for the butt b4 ... Shlong is my fave for the meat stick I think someone describing a woman being turned on as " a river between my legs" will haunt me forever, I know they were a new writer, and it definitely read as their first time writing a spicy scene, but then the scene turned to a more non con scene and just made everything worse.

@chromesthesia 6 месяцев назад

Shlong is a great word

@gtsipejr 6 месяцев назад

Damn, I forgot schlong; notice my different spelling, we were fancy pricks in my hometown.

@philyra2 6 месяцев назад

Oh my god. I lost it at Vlad popping up. Screw demonetization, Jenna. This was gold.

@katendress6142 6 месяцев назад

I hear "impaled" I think of the snowman in Frozen. Which is also a mood-killer.

@Koebalt Месяц назад

I thought I was the only one

@ib12us 6 месяцев назад

Magic Wand

@JohnABrownTheWriter 6 месяцев назад

Jenna--I think I may have the "most horrible synonym" for the clitoris actually read in erotica beat. How about "slimy pearl?" I actually read that illegal verbal combination multiple times within ostensibly "erotic" tales. Since erotica is supposed to turn up the heat as far as the reader is concerned, reading something like "slimy pearl" in an intimate love scene arguably has a chilling, if not a totally freezing, effect on the entire work!

@Megwyn_Rose 6 месяцев назад

Reading this made me gag ☹😅 that's horrible I'm so sorry your eyes were exposed to that..

@AnotherDuck 6 месяцев назад

I've seen "peanut". Which is more funny than anything else. Though to be fair, that wasn't a sex scene, it was a physical comedy scene, so it worked.

@greenapple9477 5 месяцев назад

🤢🤢🤢

@adelaide8037 6 месяцев назад

The amount of times I've read "quivering hole" in fanfics 😭 I haaaaaate it omg

@sararhodes5050 6 месяцев назад

So far, the worst one has to be "manroot"

@lornayounger1414 6 месяцев назад

I was about to write the same thing.

@dianesaccomano2671 6 месяцев назад

Not the quivering hole... 😂😂😂😂 I lost it!!

@The_Leftysaurus 7 месяцев назад

Mahogany streeeeaaaams WHYYYYY AHAHAHAHAHA

@JennaMoreci 7 месяцев назад

muahahahaahhaaaa

@satyrosphilbrucato9140 6 месяцев назад

Hilariously, an ad popped up right after your remark about "the passage to Narnia"... an ad for foot-long sausage. I am not making this up. 🤣🤣🤣

@Jagtress 6 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣 That moment when RU-vid gets something right... on accident

@chedelirio6984 6 месяцев назад

TFW you start to suspect the algorithm is learning too well...

@lonjohnson5161 6 месяцев назад

I haven't checked out your videos in a while and I've got to say I am GRATEFUL for the changes. I have autism and the POP sound effect was so unpleasant that I tried navigating around where I expected pops. Using a gentle DING, while not perfect, is much gentler on my nervous system. THANK YOU. As to the topic, I haven't had to guts to write a sex scene yet. I've written before and after. At this point in my writing journey, I'm happy leaving details to the reader's imagination.

@beckiboohoo 6 месяцев назад

Okay, but what about "purple-headed yogurt slinger"?

@greenapple9477 4 месяца назад

Infinite 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@queenmotherbug 6 месяцев назад

The one that gets me is when nipples "pebble." When I think of pebbles, I think of tiny flat round gray hard rocks. I've had 40+ years of experience with aforementioned body part, and maybe I've been doing something wrong, but I've never known them to shrink, flatten, or turn round or gray when aroused. Yes, I know I take things too literally at times. I also tend to visualize things literally as well. It can be a curse and also make reading sex scenes very entertaining.

@whiteraven562 6 месяцев назад

It's not a term for anatomy, but I read a romance novel that kept using the word copulation for sex. I'm sorry, that' got to be the least sexy word you could've picked

@BlindStarLily 4 месяца назад

I have one friend who has English as their second language, and while writing at one point, they were very fixated on the word fornication in terms of sex and I felt so bad because I giggled and instantly got turned off every time they used it in their writing-

@dextro_whatever 6 месяцев назад

Impaled just reminds me of Olaf getting stabbed with an icicle and going, “oh look at that, I’ve been impaled.” Furthest thing from hot (unless you’re into that).

@evieb6359 6 месяцев назад

I will admit to being a fan of "impale," but I also tend toward erotic horror, so the unsettling connotations are very much intentional. By using words more associated with battle than love, I'm attempting to convey that the protagonist at least subconsciously realizes they're in danger. That's a very specific vibe, though. It has no business in a sweet and fluffy scene.

@AnotherDuck 6 месяцев назад

I agree. It makes me think of less consensual actions.

@highlyprocessedaudio261 6 месяцев назад

'I need something to watch while I eat lunch...' :S

@StephaniaBonnet 6 месяцев назад

I lost it at mohagony stream 😂

@AskAScreenwriter 6 месяцев назад

So I'm guessing “Aching Diamond Rod of Thunder-F****” (or ADROT-F for short) is right out?

@taylor_green_9 6 месяцев назад

That's not a body part, it's an anime fighting technique 😂😂😂

@AskAScreenwriter 6 месяцев назад

@@taylor_green_9why not both?

@taylor_green_9 6 месяцев назад

@@AskAScreenwriter I've been blind to the possibilities 😁

@idiotwithopinions581 3 месяца назад

In reference to Zeus? Yes. For anyone else? Hell nah

@clff1342 6 месяцев назад

I’ll throw one in for Merphy Napier “ undulate/undulating”

@star-boltlover9609 6 месяцев назад

It's another word for swing. What do swings have to do with sex?

@clff1342 6 месяцев назад

@@star-boltlover9609 exactly

@theunskilledshinigami7623 2 месяца назад

@star-boltlover9609 1, It doesn't mean swing. It means to move up and down smoothly. 2, Even if it did mean to swing, swinging means to move back and forth or side to side. If undulate sounds bad to your ears, that's fair enough, but I hope I don't have to explain to you how either of those described motions are related to sex.

@Captain-Cat 6 месяцев назад

I loved this video, very funny. Was relieved to find that all the words listed I've also turned my nose up at. Would love a video discussing your thoughts on how to go about writing sex scenes well, and what approach to words and descriptions you approve of.

@lovetolovefairytales 6 месяцев назад

I don't know why but the way you said "Big bouncing boobies" made me burst out laughing. And now I can't stop. Thanks for that. 😂

@CJBailey372 6 месяцев назад

Indeed. Especially considering that every time I hear/see the word boobies now, my brain immediately goes to David Tennant. "Look. Boobies!"

@NaomiJefferson-jf2nv 6 месяцев назад

Got a couple more for ya *cough cough* Ahem. And I quote: •long thick weapon of mass destruction •tight wet wonderland •magical wand that casts org**m spells •milking •invade me I have read all, and I’m ready to bleach my eyes

@pagetvido1850 6 месяцев назад

I love the videos where you talk about terrible word choices!

@rossthebesiegebuilder3563 6 месяцев назад

The use of "mound" makes perfect sense; they're just trying to help you think about baseball.

@Poptartsthatareplain101 6 месяцев назад

I hate the P word too and have used the C word in its place😂

@neehaa 6 месяцев назад

ain’t english so colourful

@Poptartsthatareplain101 6 месяцев назад

@@neehaa indeed lol

@justkaeden5959 6 месяцев назад

I don't like the P word either

@theBlindDeafMute 6 месяцев назад

Writing challenge: Construct a short story that uses all of these

@PraiseJ-Pope 6 месяцев назад

Halloween challenge: read said story three times in front of a mirror in a dark room and survive being slapped by the summoned Jenna

@LocalGooberGoobs 6 месяцев назад

I completely agree with the term “impaled”. It’s gross, it feels violating, and the only way it should be used is to describe the mating process of bed bugs.

@katieakin1091 6 месяцев назад

I just think of Olaf in Frozen when he gets impaled. Every time I read the word, I think, "Oh, look. I've been impaled." Still not sexy 😂

@lapacker 5 месяцев назад

It's something a rapist would say.

@greenapple9477 6 месяцев назад

"Unless you can't find it" Goddamn, Jenna. 😂

@Bowtiedhillbilly 6 месяцев назад

She's not a romance writer, but I think Ursula K. Le Guin does sex scenes really well in her books by being almost completely non-euphemistic. Granted, those scenes usually serve different purposes than they do in romance books.

@satyrosphilbrucato9140 6 месяцев назад

I've been following you for over half a decade, Jenna, and this video is among my all-time favorites. The Butters commentary is awesome, and for the record my least-favorite "spicy" euphemism was "large, swollen man-root." 🤣🤣

@voltijuice8576 6 месяцев назад

“My date with Swamp Thing”

@grondhero Месяц назад

Man-root might be appropriate for Groot. 🌲

@shananigans0117 6 месяцев назад

Makes me think of the teacher from 10 Things I Hate About You 😂

@Jagtress 6 месяцев назад

I was thinking about the same thing!

@Clever_Catchphrase 6 месяцев назад

Whu... I thought "mounds" was in reference to boobs, especially if plural. How do you fondle the relatively flat skin above the gonads. There's, like... Nothing to grab there but pubic hair, and pulling on that would hurt!

@WW-wr3vq 6 месяцев назад

its both

@blackhagalaz 6 месяцев назад

"Wet folds" imidiately make me think of the song "Terry flaps" in the credits of that one Rick and morty episode. Not sexy in the slightest 😂

@aliarochelle6121 6 месяцев назад

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in a long time

@glenamurphytnrealtor 6 месяцев назад

I hope you don't get demonetized because of this! You made me laugh so hard with all the quivering hahaha 🤣

@Mongoly8 6 месяцев назад

Whole heartedly agree with you on number three! Look forward to maybe more of these this was great! I hope you don’t get demonetized.

@iona.wayland 7 месяцев назад

NOT THE GRAPHIC WARNING!!

@JennaMoreci 7 месяцев назад

the people needed to be warned

@RyllenKriel 6 месяцев назад

This might be the best comedy on the internet. Thanks Jenna!

@BlindStarLily 6 месяцев назад

Oh my god THANK YOU- I absolutely despise the word pussy with my entire being. It feels... greasy. It’s wet, and not in a good way. It’s damp and slimy and just-just bad Also please please please drop the title of the big bouncing boobies book because I desperately want to read it with a specific friend of mine so we can laugh until we start choking One phrase I keep hearing is, “to the hilt,” in reference to a meat stick entering a hole. I might be the minority here, but I really don’t like it. I think it’s just because of how many times I’ve heard it now. It’s specifically the overuse of the word, “Hilt,” I’m pretty sure. “To the base,” would be fine for me, though I personally prefer, “Bottomed out,” and its various counterparts depending on tense. That’s just me though :0

@pelipoika88 4 месяца назад

"To the hilt" sounds likke a non-furry version of knotting which... Feels very wrong.

@thomasjoychild4962 3 месяца назад

"...The Jayden, Kayden, and Leyden group chat..." is an amazing phrase and Butters is a versatile reaction model!

@kesamboette 6 месяцев назад

So glad I found this video through one of your short! Since you've been back I have only seen one of your videos promoted to me. Missed you ❤

@marlanjn.baptiste8715 4 месяца назад

Well, when you from the Caribbean like me the P word is essential 😂😂😂

@Agemus6139 4 месяца назад

This video actually makes me feel better about my writing! I don’t write those types of stories often, but when I do apparently my word choices are Jenna approved.

@dragonqueen7328 6 месяцев назад

I've mostly seen "nubs" in reference to nipples. What's your thoughts on that? Also, reading Chinese euphamisms for sex is so funny, because they need to get around censorship. Examples: "Dragon breathing white" (cumming) and "soldier breaking down her gate" Although, they were in a story that was written by someone who definitely does not have a lot of experience with men...

@StarlightViolets 6 месяцев назад

I actually agree with you on a lot of these! 😂 I'm still traumatized from the first time I saw someone describe male anatomy as a "meat hill"

@karendinkel9040 Месяц назад

A HILL? What is wrong with it so that it is a hill? 🤣 unless it’s described in someone’s pants, but even then…

@chantellelambertauthor 3 месяца назад

You crack me up! And love your advice, thanks Jenna.

@PraiseJ-Pope 6 месяцев назад

1:38 "it's a delight" aaaaaand i've subscribed❤ What a wonderful way to learn how sex scenes in my not-native language should be written. Because dont just hit a "translate" button and hope for the best!

@candyheartvlogs5272 6 месяцев назад

Listen, I am on here for some of the things you said, but I’m just gonna say it cal it what it is. Also, I hate the use of the word baby batter

@jd5368 6 месяцев назад

"Baby batter" was the grossest one on here and it wasn't even on the list.

@candyheartvlogs5272 6 месяцев назад

I have an ongoing word document that has every one I think is rather disgusting

@jthomas76 6 месяцев назад

Brings a whole new meaning to the title North West Passage.

@ActiveAdvocate1 6 месяцев назад

#10. Snort, "boingy-boingy-boingy... 🤣 Jesus Christ, if a guy is writing like this, it's bad enough, but ladies, can we not do this? Please? Thanks.

@003SONE 6 месяцев назад

This video was so good and made me laugh out on so many occasions! Thank you Jenna!

@alananimus9145 6 месяцев назад

If I have to read "he thrust into her core" one more time my head will explode.

@grondhero Месяц назад

He held the apple up for her to eat, his index finger opposite her mouth. As she bit in, he thrust into her core. 🍎 😉

@mariageary5550 6 месяцев назад

You seem to always teach me something and give me something to laugh about even if I feel sick.

@Desaki65 6 месяцев назад

1) my spicy word pet peeve is "jizz", for the same reason as your #1. Seriously, is this a middle school Wattpad fic? 2) As I'm typing this, I paused the ad that starts this video...and I feel like Ryan Reynolds is judging me. I'M SORRY DUDE

@lizanna6390 6 месяцев назад

Beats love spray

@Desaki65 6 месяцев назад

@@lizanna6390🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢

@badbirdkc 6 месяцев назад

I think "mound" became a trendy term about ten years ago on what I will simply call "Sex Positive Podcasts." Literally never heard it in any other context. With sex scenes, I absolutely hate the words "Her sex" and "His manhood." Just... WTF man? The rest of the book has perfectly good descriptors, then it becomes a giggling schoolboy describing sex the way Steve Carell described a tit in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

@niklasschier2213 5 месяцев назад

I recently came across a German author who collected basically the worst sex scenes he read and published them. His conclusion was basically that it is really funny how authors can accurately describe a disgusting murder scene, a beautiful landscape or an overcrowded, anxiety-inducing shopping mall, but more often than not they incredibly fail at writing about sex, something most people spend way more time thinking about.

@TooLateForIeago 6 месяцев назад

I take issue with the objection to the word mound in reference to the mons pubis. In the rest of the video it’s advised that we just call parts of the anatomy by its actual name, and well, that’s what it’s called: the public mound. Yes, it is a fat deposit. So are the breasts and the penis. Like those things the mound is sexy and worth mentioning, especially in the context of foreplay where a partner touching it signals sexual interest.

@AnotherDuck 6 месяцев назад

This was the one thing I disagreed with as well. Don't have a problem with it. One of the curves of the female body people find sexy.

@MaxDoll 3 месяца назад

" and well, that’s what it’s called: the public mound." 🤣Did you mean 'pubic'?

@thomasjoychild4962 3 месяца назад

@@MaxDoll Not if it's a nudist involved.

@MaxDoll 3 месяца назад

@@thomasjoychild4962 😁

@thapurplebandit_writes 6 месяцев назад

This is golden! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@andeeharry 6 месяцев назад

On FB groups, there are always bad extracts from spicy novels that people discover....Here is some I seen Men Fleshy sword/lance Rudder Nutbolt The Intromitted organ Propagator The Seed starter The Pointed Jouster Needlewood Verge membrum virile Women Breasted Boobily Bouncing Pile Round eye Glory hole Sand Wax Corn up Mulch (yeah, I yet to figure this one out too) Three Hole pinch Access Points Port Data extractor The Footer The Entrance The Cave .Billibongs. Biological thermometer mounts/ (what)?

@julianvogel9289 6 месяцев назад

actually about to write an explicit/intimate scene in my dark fantasy, so thanks for the upload! XD

@QuinKilkziard Месяц назад

"Mahogany streams" killed me omg

@WishfulThinkingArt 6 месяцев назад

I didn’t realize I needed such a big laugh from all these wild phrases! 😂😂

@usdutchkitty 6 месяцев назад

*hits head on table* This is when is romance/smut published writing now? These... fanfiction writing words are passing?!

@denise6240 6 месяцев назад

I am ashamed to say I have used a few of these 😫😣😖

@kireiynnight5961 3 месяца назад

"The lobotomy is scheduled for Friday!!!" 🤣

@andreagriffiths3512 6 месяцев назад

6:23 I think it got shortened to ‘mound’ from ‘mound of Venus’ which is way sexier.

@OcarinaSapphr- 6 месяцев назад

Agree. The Latin was _Mons Veneris_ ... & yes, that's where 'venereal' comes from

@bakura06ryou 6 месяцев назад

There's nothing that turns me off more than reading cringe words in sex scenes 😂

@ezrafarrow486 6 месяцев назад

Hard agree on ‘impale’. To me, that word only works in a r@pe scene. And it works great then, because, as Jenna said, it’s such a violent word.

@gabbodelaparrawrites 6 месяцев назад

That quivering moment 🤣🤣🤣

@TooLateForIeago 6 месяцев назад

Maybe that was the first draft The Drifters tried before they switched out to “This Magic Moment.”

@Tishisaurus 6 месяцев назад

You have a strong and admirable Australian spirit. This was very frank and part of a bigger conversation - labelling genitals appropriately is important for everyone, and books is a good start! My biggest complaint about spice in books is when its poorly executed. Putting scenes in that don't need to be there is made worse by fumbling around with word-choices. Its writing 1.01, be concise! A lot of smut scenes I have read lately (that have sent me firmly into the clean romance camp just to spare my eyes) seem like they were copy-pasted out of the back of a vintage stick magazine. "Dear Penthouse..." 🤮 Tacky!

@4ndr0m3d4n 6 месяцев назад

I suppose it depends on the consistency of how the rest of the story is narrated, but I believe that an effective elicitation of a feeling is vastly superior to an accurate description of what actually happens. In this sense, I agree that bad metaphors are the worst, since they fail at conveying the right feelings as well as at providing an accurate description. I'd kind of support the notion that less is more, attention-wise at least. If, however, Cartland's "they kissed and touched the divine" feels inadequate - even though her focus is clearly on the lead-in, and she acknowledged correctly the ultimate limitations of the medium - I'd focus on either (a) what goes on in the mind of only one of the characters or on (b) the dynamics of their physical movement, leaving a sort of camera obscura around areas where a description would do disservice, which the reader is supposed to interpret on their own within the context. Those would differ from (c) the clear, unambiguous, and clinically detached descriptions of normal narration. Specifically, example (a) would be equivalent to shutting the eyes during the most intense moments and having fantasies and associations accompany the sensation. Example (b): "X.'s knee dropped down on the cold gravel (i.e., if it's a rougher scene) / soft threads of the carpet, where one of their hands also found balance while their other hand moved slowly down the side of Y.'s body" - you know exactly what's happening from their position relative to each other, and - I assume that everyone's an adult here - I'd rather have the focus remain on the motions of their hand or head as if there's so much more to explore than exhaust the things to describe as if it happened under fluorescent lighting. Speaking of which, an opposite of the above, or example (c), would be providing an even description for the literal-minded, making no distinction between the ordinary and the special, the normal and the indescribable, as if the characters were completely jaded. A version of that with bad metaphors would be like a caveman describing their mundane existence. This is probably all amateur stuff for anyone who's written anything. I know what I like, though.

@rider765 6 месяцев назад

Quickly doing a word search in my novel.

@Babysongebob1 6 месяцев назад

Impale is the most accurate cause it does feel like being stabbed 😂😂😂

@vixen2ne1 6 месяцев назад

I agree with all points. I'm so glad I'm not the only one suffering. My hated word is "core" in reference to the V. Makes me think of the center of an apple and I can't for the life of me understand why people are inserting fruit into their sexy scene.

@janiekurtz4678 6 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 OMG, hilarious video, thank you. I will never hear the word pussy the same way!!! Love you, Jenna. Glad you're back!

@MannyDoe-w4q 6 месяцев назад

The quivering hole bit killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@themollyjay7974 6 месяцев назад

I think "Pearl of her passion" is the worst I've ever come across.

@elizabethjoyhalladay961 6 месяцев назад

Ngl i actually kinda like that description - its like its a godly apex aka venus born of the sea

@themollyjay7974 6 месяцев назад

@@elizabethjoyhalladay961 You are certainly welcome to it. I'm with Jenna on this one. My preferred terms at c*lt, c*nt, and c*ck, though I tend to avoid using c*nt in my published work, because a lot of women don't like it. I assume that's because of it's use as an insult, which I get, but it's frustrating because it's such a good word. It *feels* night and raunchy.

@brandonwilborn5352 6 месяцев назад

Thanks for the irreverent video post. I'm currently reading The Savior's Champion and enjoying it very much. While not typically a romance reader, I'm relieved to see that an author can convey such feeling without resorting to 'boobies bouncing boobily,' etc

@Ektambo 6 месяцев назад

This had me cackling the whole way through omg

@shanividal8885 5 месяцев назад

Wet folds?! I have never read that in a book and thank god. I agree with everything! Omg😂

@Marie45610 6 месяцев назад

Spurt... there is never a time to use that word, but in a sex scene is the last place I want to read it.

@bloop6111 6 месяцев назад

Props to anyone who manages to write anything spicy and it not sound painfully awkward. It’s almost like the subject matter itself will make most words sound off putting. And I say this as someone who likes reading this stuff hahah

@YaddaGrl 3 месяца назад

I think nub is fine when used sparingly tbh, it's fairly accurate for what it's referring to.

@Maerahn 6 месяцев назад

Anyone who was born/living in the UK in the 1970s can NEVER take the word "pussy" seriously, thanks to a certain Mrs Slocombe in the tv comedy series 'Are You Being Served.' And 'meat wand' just sounds like something from the Harry Potter fanfic NOBODY wants. Having said that.. didn't Frank Herbert use the word "beefswelling" or something very similar to that in 'Dune,' to describe a teenage boy's erection? That is... just... HORRIBLE. I like beef, beef is great... I do NOT need the word for such a tasty food item RUINED for me like that!

@jessnather2700 6 месяцев назад

This video is perfect

@abnormallyawesome2062 6 месяцев назад

Omg im dying!!! This vid was so funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but yeah, seen this shit in writing too... very cring worthy. I usually just throw the book if see this shit. Lol

@TheSlurpy11 6 месяцев назад

Well you got me. By all accounts this is Jenna's funniest video ever

@Sarah.reads.sometimes 6 месяцев назад

Maybe it’s the disabled in me but I hear nub & I immediately think of an amputated limb. And I’m so tired of reading “your 🐱 is beautiful” & the like. Just… stop lol