22:33: I'm reminded of the Key & Peele skit of a man buying a mattress, but his "testing" of the mattress involved laying on top of it, simulating the sounds and actions of copulation. If I recall correctly, the implication was that he was buying it for his mother to reduce the noises.
Taking your "trousers" off at home is completely normal. My mom does it all the time and has zero shame about it - even leaves the door to her room open and my sis and I, who live at home, have walked in to that many a time. If you hate pants at home that much try getting like a mumu(sp?). You don't have to wear pants with it and you'll still be completely covered if company pops in unannounced.
Turtle... And *TOR-TIS* (⊙_◎) And the bee thing... They follow the pheromones of the previous bee stings... So either take ur stuff off and let it float above or swim away...