Would We Be Good Parents? - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 39 

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Alternative career idea for Nick: Customer Service Call Center. Perfect for his rants and will match energies with the callers

Hahahah the Almighty Arbiter, Chris 😂

Nick is not mean. He is just honest. The truth hurts sometimes. 😊

Omgosh u guys!😂😂😂😂😂😂🩵💙💚

6:34 Nick is the worst parent 😂😂😂

History lesson of the week for Nick: LES MIS was NOT set during the time of the French Revolution. Don't feel bad. It's a common mistake.

Nick's mom's quick "No." In response to if he'd be a good person on PTA 😂. Chris's laugh was meeeee!

Nick's kids day is just his day... Dunkin, work, nap, chipotle, Golden girls, bed

Nick’s future daughter would be on MTV, True Life: My dad is a Mean Girl

You just know that Nick is trying to cook little Blanche's morning scrambled eggs in the air fryer.

Imagine nick as a doctor telling you you have three weeks left to live lmao

nick will be the karen of parent, mateo will drop dadjoke 24/7 ahahhaha

I love when yall call Nick’s mom lmfaooo

Can confirm: some parents *do* treat PTA like the game of thrones. Nick would be great. Additionally Matteo’s dad instincts are on point

this really works as a morning show! loving this with my coffee!

0:45 that smile looks very kind to me if he was a mortician with some dark secrets.

I like how Nick knows about the Golden Girls and the Gold Rush and absolutely NOTHING else. 😂

I started watching these during my lunch breaks and coworkers would be like “what’s that it sounds funny” and now so many ppl at the office like your videos that we just airplay the video to the tv in the break room and there’s about 13 of us in here watching right now 😂 thanks for making our lunch breaks more enjoyable 💕

Nick‘s kids be like: the cool ones in school who always come 3hrs later with a cup of coffee wearing sunglasses and asking the teacher if they forgot something

Put chris in that divorced parents position 😂

Nick would be a 1950’s dad. 😂

Asking for the 10th time: _Can we have a tour of Nick’s beautiful closet!? And maybe see Matteo get a Nick makeover?_

Daycare teacher here 🙋‍♀️ both 3yo and 4yo are preschoolers. 3yo are also considered toddler/preschool and 4yo are also considered preschool/ Pre-K

5:20 breakfast at dunkin donut..omg it totally recalls me how Matteo described Nick would die during lockdown i really thought that was a joke ...im laughing with tears

Nick's mom is savage, LOL! She knows her boy so well.

Chris losing it in the background at Nick's mom's quick "no" was everything 🤣🤣🤣

Nick's mom, aloud: "Blanche?" Nick's mom, to herself: Thank god my boy, who I swear I love very much, will never accidentally get someone pregnant...

I need a “Who Can Say Fag” part 2, 3, 4, and I need one just focused on animated characters that can say it

8:04 The correct answer to "Daddy I want a pickle for breakfast!" is "That sounds great, here ya go." Because if it doesn't impact you and it doesn't hurt them, say yes as much as possible; it makes the more rare "No's" that you have to say to keep them safe, go much further.

As soon as Nick starts talking all I hear is "let's go Lindsey Lohan " 😅

Excuse me but taebo holds up even today. Valid Nick.

Laughed. Out. Loud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Start to finish. Hilarious episode. Great way to begin this day of drudgery. Thanks guys! ❤❤❤

Nick your outfit looks like Barbara Stanwyck in her show Big Valley. Nice!

Matteo, "We'd wake up at the same time, like 7 o'clock, kids wake up early ..." OMG. Every parent of a toddler is ROTFLOL at your naivete.

Nick would be great working at a customer service desk, like at Costco, interrogating people and telling them they can’t return stuff

Preschool starts at age 3. Then there is 4K, which you can do part-time or all day. Then it's off to kindergarten, which is now all day, not half-day like it was in the 90s. :) My husband and I enjoy you both immensely, thanks for the laughs

This was an epic episode. Love the call with Nick's mom. Blanche and Liza could have play dates.

Preschool teacher here. The classes we have are: young 3s (2 turning 3), 3-4s, and Pre-K I'd have to say Matteo is a nice person who can be mean. Nick is a mean person who can be nice 😂

“It’s the P.T.A. not Game of Thrones”. that was so hilarious. 😅

As a Dad of Twin girls - this episode had me crying 😂

Whenever Matteo says "let's not say things we can't take back," I look back on my life and wish I'd thought about that.

Ok, I'm here for you guys being on a couch together like you're at a slumber party. Love it.

Turns out, we're all just clones of our mothers. That phone call... LMFAO!

Nick is directly mean with endearment behind it, Matteo can be mean in a clever way but with a smile that the other person doesn't know it's mean 🤣

You guys are like Maggie Smith’s and Phyllis Logan’s characters from Downton Abbey; and I love it!!! You guys are so funny!❤❤😊😊

"It's not game of thrones, it's the P.T.A!!!" Quote of the year. If "I Never Liked You" gets adapted as a sticom, it would be Gay Seinfeld.

When the two of you start laughing uncontrollably I lose it. Every. Time. Thanks for making my Thursdays fun! and Funny!

Matteo is definitely the nicer one but we love Nick even more just for this reason ❤

Matteo comfy and ready for beddy bye- Nick let’s party🎉 Love this❤

Nick would be a wonderful parent based on the tone of his “whyyyy” when Matteo said he didn’t want to go to Harry Potter World Nick is right about the PTA and about 3.5 being preschool, 4 is pre-K lol

The Nick and Matteo raise a baby sitcom would be a hit

All of the parents just HOWLING with laughter at the proposed sleep schedule & menu 😂

Tae Bo! I was laughing so hard at this I have tears running down my face at work. “What is Billy doing?” 😂 😂 😂

The red socks! I love them.

Never too young for Golden Girls... My daughter is 8 and has seen every episode multiple times. She loves it and quotes it often, even calls me MA sometimes.

Omgosh! Chris’s laugh!!! So great!!❤❤❤😊

You’re both right in preschool-some kids start at 3, some start at 4

Matteo's look when Nick said, "I'd get free medical." was pure gold. 17:15 Worth the price of admission.

Every time I see Nick’s shirt, I almost do a spit take. 😅

Nick is right! 3 1/2 is preschool! I have a lil chicken the same age. His schedule really isn't that far off from ours. Though I usually make breakfast, he eats lunch at school, and if I can get him to eat anything for dinner. I am excited. If it's Chipotle mac and cheese chicken nuggets, I don't care as long as he eats. Those mother fuckers can go off of one food for literal years. After preschool he comes home plays in the yard, we eat dinner, we watch Futurama and he goes to bed.

no. you cant concentrate long enough for a child. its 18 years. think. at least.

No, of course Nick wouldn't give Eliza Blanch Smith/Lane coffee. He'd give her a Latte, because it has milk in it.

Am I wrong for laughing just seeing the title knowing how Matteo feels about parenting and just knowing Nick is...Nick??? bwahahahahhahaha!

Not me thinking the comment section would put Nick in Marie Antoinette era, but he would not say that, two secunds before he DID! 😂😂😂

Nick: Mom I don't know if you cooked or not Me: you don't know if your mom cooked you food? Nick: Calls mom, what did you cook Nick's Mom: I don't know Me: well...that's what I get for doubting

15mins ain’t enough 😅, every episode gets great at the 11-13min mark.

Honestly there is NOTHING wrong with Nick's schedule. And one can never be too young for Golden Girls!

5:15 nick is right

I vote Nick for PTA ANYWHERE. I want to see Nick going at it with all the Karens!

Am i trash or does Nick’s day as a parent sound fairly reasonable? Lol

this is my most fave and chic looks that you both have given.. enjoy ur banter n style but today u both seem to emote quiet insouciant chic

The ads and double sponsors are just too much for a 15min podcast. I love this podcast but I really can't watch it anymore.

Come on kids. At least 30 min show. 15 min is a D tease . 🙌🏼💯❤️

start the TIMER NICK

Dunkn Donuts and Chipolte would call the police if Nick did not come in...

“ You don’t have to get along you just have to get them to respect you” 😂😂😂

PLEASE bring Nick's mom back. She was a star!

Funny as usual, loving Matteo's shaved legs.

Who is naive enough to think Nick is nice?? Girl, please.

I got an involuntary endocrine response by Nick looking ferociously at the cameraman telling him: "SAY IT!". Oooh baby that got me together!😂😎🥵😍😘💖

2 ads in a 15 min video?! 😂 Gurl, this is a hate crime

Matteo -- first off -- you don't choose what time they get up, they get up when THEY want

Proof nick is mean. "Id get it on your good side."

BOTH OF YOU WOULD BE AWESOME! Matteo would be the grounded and fun parent and Nick would be the fun, flighty and absolutely unserious parent.

OMG Nick is a gay Colonel Sanders😂

I actually want to see Nick's mom now.

Nick would be a 1950’s dad. 😂

Who is CHRIS? And I’m a caregiver for over 20 years Nicks on point I’ve seen a lot of wealthy ass families livin this EXACT schedule …accept for the bedtime…4pm? Maybe to wake up to party with Nick at midnight? ❤

Girls name: Liza Mae Boys name: Liza 😂🤣

OK, I haven't watched yet but when I saw the notification of the topic, I was like oh God, no! Matteo would do the least amount of damage to the child. Years later the child would do his own show talking about how it's upbringing would make Liza's childhood look normal! But Nick with a kid? There would be a video years later of Nick going "No one told me I was supposed to feed it! I mean I got it in what, 1912 and I remember distinctly putting a bowl of something down on the floor shortly afterwards, say around 1947, but then nothing." Sorry guys.

Nick, there was no Chipotle during Tudor England or Revolutionary France. And Les Miserables takes place during a later, 19th century uprising, not the first French Revolution at the end of the 18th century. 🤣 I think maybe Nick would rather go to Medieval Times or some other type of Ren Fair and smuggle in his own Chipotle.

I don’t wanna ruin Nick’s dream of free medical, but unless the hospital/health group you work for has a generous benefits plan, you’re still paying for medical. Unless you’re a doctor with the Gates Foundation. They have free medical. 😂

I think Matteo could be the next Nathan Lane- I work in theatre, they would give him a part no problem, go take some acting classes. Once you get hit with 8-9 shows a week, he'll be like NOT FOR ME!

This was hilarious 😂 Love the socks. Reminds me of Cookie monster 💙and Elmo ❤ Did you ever see 5 Year Engagement and the argument with Emily Blunt and Alison Brie in the muppet voices? I died laughing 🤣

Billy is doing a great job with ad placements, he showed up right after this episode

Nick says a lot of stupid shit, but yes kids start preschool at 3. There are preschool programs that start at birth. Also, who cares if you’re cooking or ordering out, as long as you’re feeding the kid. You’re also never too young for Golden Girls.

IMO Mateo would make a wonderful Father while Nick would make a fun Uncle. And Nick, tell your Mother "I love you" before ending the phone call. She won't be here forever.

Kids wake up really early Nick! Like 7:00-7:30 😂😂😂😂 Matteo I’m dying a 3yo is up at 5am. 7:30 😂 my 10yo doesn’t even sleep that late

I like this setup I know it's meant to be temporary but the energy is really, really good. You both really seem to enjoy the process more? Loose that other place and do the whole couch with bright colored socks thing. Its fun. I laughed my ass off on this one. And I am with Matteo-Rome all the way for alt place to live.