Would you cosplay for Tenma ??? 

The boys not voice

You're on the bench press, feeling pretty good, suddenly the gym goes silent. A pair of ears slowly begin to enter your vision above you, leading to the face of a woman that is clearly starved of any physical affection. She asks "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?" as drool drips onto your face. You only see one escape as you drop the barbell on your neck, ending the nightmare.

when the fox is actually a whale

That “wait” at the end as she starts to realise some things was hilarious

I just imagine a 10cm tall Tenma walking up to a 7ft gigachad at the gym, and then kabedoning him in the corner, And as he looks down in horror, he sees Tenma making an ugly face while saliva is dripping from her mouth as she says: "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?"

She had no issues cosplaying for Pippa haha

"I have a crippling fear of approaching men" SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

>I have standards >I spent $800 on virtual naked men It’s one or the other, you can’t have both

This is how Tenma tricks people into the basement.

I assure you, Tenma, they are just afraid of you as you are of them.

You can see how gears inbside Tenma's head start moving when she tries process "boyfriend" thing and final "Wait" just nails it :D

IRL lolibaba confirmed

Rennie has got the arcane ability to calmly and diligently break into Tenma's head and make her short circuit seemingly effortlessly

This clip perfectly encapsulated why Tenma became a vtuber.

"I am never approached by handsome men" Wait, but men in her plan are also not approached by super models either, it's just some crazy asian child...

2:37 I like the quick escalation here as Tenma tries to convince she has any standards at all. One, three, five dates, and they gotta know each other for an arbitrary time- three months! lol

NotTheo do cosplay for $800

So you're trying to get a boyfriend Tenma: Nonono.... WELL SHIT IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY

For 800 dollars, I'll cosplay anything...just don't expect it to be good...T_T

Tenma only gets approached by high schoolers got me laughing so hard.

2:00 if only we had telepathy to know the crazy thoughts of the girl next to us in the gym

Man, I am out of the loop, I didn’t realize Tenma had so much going outside of streaming and her day job and drinking people under the table.

Remeber, still not a fujoshima.

The loli baba fox spent more on a boyfriend simulator mobile game in a week than most of us have spent on games in years

Sister forgot that the Hub is free

Man that Tenma has a crush on approaches her Tenma punches him in confusion That man never approaches Tenma again

It’s nice to know that even Tenma has standards, so dinner and movie first then she’ll cosplay for you…..maybe.

$800 to cosplay as old lady to scream and DESTROY FISHMAN WITH THE POWER OF TEN THOUSAND SUN 😏

For 800 you could hire a straight up call boy

The Fox on a spending spree of love

Well I am neither handsome nor a high schooler but I would definitely pay Tenma to cosplay as Tenma for a week.

Gym motivation comes in the strangest of forms sometimes

Bro the realization at the end, you can almost hear how he she process the whole thing inside that head 😂😂😂

I won't need to get paid by Mii-chan. I'll do it as a favor for her mom.

Not only you get to cosplay as Tenma BUT also get to carry around a bag of rocks for snack time

"They keep approaching me thinking that I'm a high-schooler." Well, the "handsome men" probably think you're a high schooler as well and don't want to go to jail.

2:56 this might be the cutest thing iv ever seen her done, damn lol

Not sure if the subtitle mistakes are for comedic purpose, but just in case: 0:19 : "Caress.. the boys!" instead of 'voice' 1:36 and follow ups: "at the Gym!" instead of 'after'

00:20 Boys, not voice 😋 1:37 At the gym. She's scared of approaching men at the gym. 2:55 Hahahahaha. That stare right up tho. 😅

A Vtuber falling for a thirst trap. How the turntables

Tenma is one of those cursed Asians that look 13 up until they become 60, and then they look like an old hag

So Grandma Fox is a cradle robber, eh? I mean eventually she's going to break down after not having any luck with the gigachads and start taking up those high school boys on their offer.

get this cat a handsome man

"That never fucking happens! I never get approached by handsome men! I KEEP GETTING APPROACHED BY HIGHSCHOOLERS!" Like, Tenma here is being honest about what she would actually do while the whole "5 dates! 3 months at least!" was more to sound less desprate. But then she realizes what shes actuallly saying. Also, we try and say paying for porn is bad yet legit, 10 USD and you get more from a girl on a porn site then you get from Twitch with 800 USD. Fuck maybe even 5. This isn't a joke. I have seen girls on porn sites do more for 5 USD then not even say a guys name for 1k.

If you came to me in the gym and offered me 800$ I wouldn't even ask what the deal is before agreeing to it

Meanwhile i cant talk to women at the gym, it really goes both ways huh.

Did she learn nothing from dropping money on that mahjong game?! "WHAT?! It didn't even let me put...my code from the bank! They just took the money straight from my account! Holy shit this is daaangerous."

Alright, whose gonna be the sacrifice? Don't be shy.

So. 1st Step : Get Ripped. 2nd: Get a nice cosplay. 3rd: Contact tenma. 4th: ????? 5th: PROFIT.

As a hobby cosplayer, I'm glad Tenma or other girls will hire me in the future for some personal fanservice

I've actually seen someone cosplaying Tenma at a convention before. I didn't think to take a picture though.

Yes yes I would I don’t care how humiliating or demented it is, I’d do it I need money

I'm learning a lot about women from Tenma's streams. Whether it's accurate or not is another matter.

DOES SHE NOT KNOW THE POWER SHE WIELDS AS 30-MA? HAS SHE FORGOTTEN??

I don't have the body of a twink anymore, but I could use $800. Might need a couple months to get in shape. That's a lot of work to get back to a high school body I had over ten years ago. I could probably make good money on OF if I was in shape though. Need a different job first. No time to workout in this occupation.

The next beard review is gonna be wild

For 800$ I'd even tell people taxation isn't theft

“Wait…” 😅

Ah yes. Temcel the Femcel episode.

The "yeah.." part gets me everytime looool

Tenma is why I will get gains, get yoked, and be fit. 💪

Okay boys time to hit the gym. We need to get buff and cosplay for Tenma.

Honestly wholesome

2:32 No, but she'll do it for Pippa for free.

So proud of tenma for sinking even further.

I already do so I need to workout more and get a Miguel costume

Tenma gets approached "Hey, will you cosplay Tenma for $800"

Tenma kind of reminds me of Fenneko from Aggretsuko.

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY COSPLAY AND GIVE MY ALCOHOLIC WAIFU A NICKNAME FOR $800

I love the way you could tell that she looked over to the side and thought about it before she said wait

Hey at least someone approaches her. Most people are too intimidated to approach me because I look like the Grumpy Cat. I can't help it though, that's just the way my face is lol.

Spending over $700 in one session in Game of Dice is something that will forever haunt me. Yeah, it was disposable income for me at the time but still. $700 for some pixels in a gacha game I don't even play anymore was not my proudest moment.

What character would Tenma want cosplayed for her? I've been trying to get into better shape (I pulled my back at the gym the other day) so I can cosplay the characters I like and would love to do one for Tenma. I have about 130 days until an event so I got the time to get it together before then.

Tenma is an actually sain vtuber and even she didn't realize it 😅

so basically tenma just wants to be a sugar mommy? -sounds like a reason to workout-

TFW Tenma is just real life Aggretsuko.

Once i finish my cut i'll accept the offer, need to look good for the goddess

800 hundred dollars?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

That "... wait." at the end was the best part. x'D Also, why specifically after gym? So she would have no problem approaching them if it was at any other place? What? lol PS: I got an unskippable ad of that godforsaken game because I have been watching some of her clips. I wanted to gouge my eyes out. X_X

Tenma.. tenma thats just a boyfriend..

Hmmmm, I see the offer on the table here... Would... No cap, just, would.

Is Tenma really expecting to get approached at the gym in the wake of all those TikToks of gym thots falsely accusing men of creeping on them? Older guys aren't gonna take any chances because they statistically have a lot more to lose, or are probably already taken. Even then, while her abrasive character might be funny on stream, if that's indicative of how she acts IRL, the sorta guys she's attracted to are probably not gonna wanna stick around for that. Plus, if she's being approached by high schoolers, that probably also suggests the older guys don't wanna risk being mistakingly accused of dating a minor.

you can see her synapses trying to compile a semblance of a though.

Im so used to seeing this kind of desperation from the boys that its actually hilarious and a breath of fresh air to see this in a woman.

Spends 800$ on a game within a week,... I don't think she'll ever climb the corpro ladder.

tenma has completely healthy spending habits

The looks of a high schooler but the voice of a grandma

so that's why that game has been infesting my ad algo, it was Tenma!

clearly the reason I don't go to the gym is so Tenma approaches me, so then I can go to the gym and cosplay for her for free

I still can't understand how Tenma can be cute as a jelly, gremlin as faq, sweet and crazy funny all in one whole package what in the FU-

I will be honest, I would do it for free just to feel that someone desires me. I do not go to the gym for this purpose but for health, but heck I would increase volume and get ripped for this.

well, hey at least someone approaches her 😂 Miichan's got game

“So you’re trying to get a boyfriend” was pretty cute LOL what a moment to end on

800 HUNDRED? SAY NO MORE WHEN DO I start

I thought I would have to cosplay this lonely woman. Although I wouldn't mind if I got a cosplay costume and didn't have to make it myself (but I'll think about it)

Just another day of being a gym monkey, trying to get 10ma to notice me

Wait I get paid to wear some cool clothes sign me up.

"So as a joke-"

would

I am pretty sure that for 800 hundred she could get some straight up pillar men cosplay by some balkan boys