WOULD YOU RATHER | bsd | Questions 

You know you're damn short when you're shorter than chuuya...

I would say to Chuuya, “We’re both short now lets kick Dazai :D” Technically I’m calling him short XD

I would def be Poes friend... *I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN KARL*

1:17 *How can I call chuuya short when he’s an inch taller than me!*

Me sharing this with all my friends bc we all love bsd to the bottom of our hearts, thank you for doing this.

That one dislike is from chuuya when he saw the comments

I answered that bonus question so quickly that I feel bad for everyone else 💀 Yosano, Dazai and Ranpo

Have Atsushi as my best friend Call Chuya short and RUN Make my girl smile share my candy with Ranpo let him laugh at me go on a date with ranpo and him acting all cute Be his friend(and possibly his racoon too) do the couple *beep* with Dazai Ranpo, Atsushi and Dazai

0:40 Atsushi 1:15 Chuuya 1:40 Kyoka 2:03 Yosano 2:32 Mori 3:03 Fukuzawa 3:34 Yosano.lets go shopping! 3:58 Dazai please 4:26 Yosano, dazai, atsushi

1] have atsushi as my best friend obv [i love kenji tho] 2] i'm shorter than chuuya but i do it anyway 😃✋ 3] i- make her smile,, [SORRY Q I LOVE YOU TOO] 4] hang out with yosano i think 5] have mori call me ugly because he's right lol 6] go on a date with rampo 7] i want to be friend with poe 8] i'm not a girl but double su!cide with dazai [kunikida why tf you want to shoot me?] bonus: chuuya,dazai and atsushi.. *perfect now i feel like a bad person*

I would totally save Chuuya, Dazai, and Ranpo bc I luv them

Guuuyssss the last question : Yosanos ability is to revive or heal people... so yosano can save all people hehe (Sorry for my bad english , it isnt my first languge 😅)

1) have Atsushi as my best friend, he'd be a great friend 2) call Chuuya short XD it would be rly funny watching him react to that 3) make Kyouka smile, its the obvious choise, who'd wanna make Q laugh (*__*) 4) share my candy with Ranpo, tbh im kinds scared of Yosano 5) have Mori call me ugly, i could reply with atleast im not into little girls, i'd be terrified having Fyodor laugh at me 6) buy Fukuzawa a cat for his bday, this was rly hard to choose 7) be Yosano's best friend, i feel like she'd be loyal, kind and caring 8) commit double suicide with Dazai OBV! Dazai's my fav character and i'm not afraid of death or pain and i'm down for DS with Dazai, seems fun, unless we fail (again) 9) Dazai (OBV cause h's my fav) - Chuuya (cause he's my sec fav) - Ranpo or Kunikida for 3rd (sry i couldnt choose between them)

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend 2. I would call both myself and Chuuya short since we're the same height 3. I would rather make Kyouka smile since there are certain risks to making Q laugh 4. Hang out with Yosano once a week 5. I would definitely rather have Mori call me ugly since 1. I literally don't care what he thinks about my appearance 2. If he thinks I'm ugly that pedo will stay away from me 3. Fyodor laughing at me mockingly would hurt 10000 times more than anything anyone could ever say to me 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday and see him happy. Sorry Ranpo, I am not interested 7. Be Poe's friend 8. Shinju with Dazai is better than being shot by Kunikida for no reason Bonus: I'm not answering

1. I'd rather have Atsushi as my best friend. 2. Call Chuuya short. He's more reasonable, I think. 3. Make Kyouka smile. I'd worry about what Q would be laughing about exactly: my impending torture or death? (but I do feel very bad for him). 4. Yosano's great, but I'm choosing to share my candy with Ranpo. 5. Have Mori call me ugly, I could reply that at least I'm not into little girls. If Fiodor were to laugh at me like that, I'd be scared for my life. 6. Buying Fukuzawa a cat! A litter of kittens even! 7. Hard to chose, but I'm going to go with being Yosano's best friend. 8. Only on the condition that we don't succeed (don't actually die), I'm going to go with the Dazai's option (And why is "double suicides" called "unaliving"?!!!) 9. I don't know who the other two would be (I can't choose among my favorites), but I know Dazai would be among the three I'm saving. And Mori isn't. Okay, Ranpo is taking the second seat. However, I really can't decide who the third one would be.

Chuuya, Kouyou, and Atsushi. Yosano can save the rest😂😂😂😂

... there you go again.. Making it hard for me.. 😔

1, I would first have atsushi as a friend because kenji for me isnt a boyfriend he is just a really nice friend.

For the bonus question, uhm can i just die for them :D

Ofc I'll die with my babe.🥀

1. Atsushi as a best friend who cares deeply about me. 2. Call Chuuya short ( I'm shorter tho soo....) 3. Make Q laugh (genuinely) 4. Share my candy with Ranpo everytime I get new ones. 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me mockingly. 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday and see him happy. 7. Be Yosano's best friend 8. Commit double suicide with Dazai. Bonus question: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!! ONLY THREE?!?!?!?!?! But I guess I'd choose Atsushi, Chuuya and Dazai.

1.have him as my boyfriend (cuz i love keiji) 2.have aku look at me with that face (cuz i find his face really hilarious and just memeable) 3.have her smile (cuz i love kyoka) 4.hang out with her once a week ( cuz i like her) 5.have him laugh at me (cuz it's tolerable than calling me ugly) 6.bring him a cat and make him happy (cuz i don't want to cheat on keiji) 7.be her best friend ( again i like yosano) 8.commit double unaliving with dazai (i don't want kunikida to shoot me) extra question: i'd save chuuya yosano and ranpo( cuz the others can handle thereselves yes even dazai yosano can heal people if their hurt and chuuya will go to save higuchi and ranpo will go to save poe and if even if he dosen't yosano can still save poe and heal him and every one else. those are my options

I love it!!

1. Atsushi is my favourite character, so I'm instantly going to pick him whenever he shows up, within reason. 2. Call Chuuya short. I'm probably about his height anyway. And im less likely to die. 3. Make Kyouka smile. I mean nothing against Q, but I think Kyouka needs more love. (Not deserves, needs) 4. Share candy with ranpo. Gives me an excuse to buy food for others. 5. Have Mori call me ugly, because it's true XD 6. Okay. I'm only buying Fukuzawa a cat under these conditions: his cat is like a permanent fixture to him, so the cat goes with him regardless whether he's at the Agency or the dorms, and the other condition is that I buy a cat for myself too and the two cats can chill together 7. Being Yosano's best friend. I mean I want to be Poe's friend too, if only for Karl, but... girls day out anyone? 8. Kunikida do that to me. He's more likely to be reasonable. Okay okay, for the last question, I choose Mori, Dazai and Yosano. I know it seems strange to choose Yosano given that she could heal everyone, but what if she was the first person killed? Then she couldn't heal the rest. By saving Yosano I can save everyone else. However if everyone was in separate rooms, Yosano would not be able to get to them in time. And obviously I can't have the Port Mafia leader dead otherwise the Port Mafia will go crazy. It would also improve relations between myself and Mori, especially if I was in ADA. I choose Dazai, lastly, because he knows both sides well, and his ability and intellect is very, very useful. However if I was to choose simply who I liked the most then it would be Atsushi, Ranpo and Chuuya.

Bonus: i would save poe, higuchi and ranpo because I’m 100% confident the others can save themselves easily. However if they drank poison and only three people can have the cure, I would choose dazai, yosano, and atsushi so more lives can be saved.

1. Be Atsushis friend 2. Call Chuuya short (I’d pick neither since I’d be killed either way but no way in hell I’m going near Akutagawa, bro scares me the most) 3. Make kyouka smile 4. Share with Ranpo (Yosano scares me too) 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me (first I don’t want to be near Mori second I don’t want to be called ugly) 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat 7. Be Poes friend 8. Have Kunikida shoot me 9. I’ll save Atsushi, Poe, and Chuuya

The first one 1. Atsushi because I want him to be my friend 2. Call Chuuya short he will just say he is still growing 3. This was hard but make Q smile 4. I’ll go with Ranpo 5. I really don’t care if mori calls me ugly At this point I’ve been called ugly by my crush before so yeh 6. Buy him a cat I’m sorry Ranpo I couldn’t choose you 7. Oh Yosonos best friend 8. Kunikida why not 9. No why I’ll save Atsushi, Yosano, Dazai

1:14 Akutagawa seemingly looks fearsome, creepy, & also egregious for this too

4:29 dazai,chuuya,ranpo, Why? Because yosano can heal herself,and so can atsushi ,and kunikida will probably get revived by yosano,and ranpo would just convince yosano to revive Poe lmao 💀

1. Atsushi as my Best freind - We would both be a lazy cat duo when there's nothing to do and Just be very chaotic at the same time 2. Call Chuuya short - Then hide behind Dazai- 3. Make Kyoya smile - I'd buy her crepes :)) 4. Share candy with Ranpo - Ranpo is precious boi and I wouldn't mind giving him my snacks or candy 5. Have Mori call me ugly - lol it's true tho 6. Go on a date with Ranpo - Just imagining Ranpo act all cute is making my heart flutter please

YESSS WE LOVE

You should tots do more of these! They are fun to play!

- Atsushi - Chuuya (even tho he’s a tiny bit taller than me) - Q (I honestly love them) - Yosano (I barely buy sweets so-) - Fyodor (I cannot accept M0ri calling me ugly even if i am) - Fukuzawa (THIS WAS HARD- I won’t choose Ranpo because of the age difference) - Poe (He’s Lonely :,) ) - DAZAI (No questions.) - I would save… Dazai(I know you want to die Dazai but I have to), Chuuya and Ranpo

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend 2. Call Chuuya short (and probably get beat up) 3. Make Kyouka smile (Q's humor is so broken) 4. Hang out with Yosano one time a week (it's not sharing with Ranpo. He's eating all of it) 5. Have Mori call me ugly (He's only into girls under 12 anyway) 6. Go on a date with Ranpo 7. Be Poe's friend (Yosano's got some issues) 8. Commit double ___ with Dazai 9. Save Chuuya, Dazai, and Ranpo

4:35 everyone be choosing their OTP and just adding a +1

answer to the bonus: Chuuya, Dazai and Ranpo, no hesitation, I’ve got my priorities straight.

0:42 Im ace soo- not for anime guys. Gimme Kenji. 1:17 OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHO OFC AKUTAGAWA i gotta record that shit 1:41 Q bbyboi gone through so much😭 Kyouka has Atsushi to make her smile so i wanna make Q laugh from bottom of his heart 2:13 thats a hard one indeed. But i cant say no to Ranpo 2:34 OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO Fyodor ofc his voice is literally made for sarcasm 3:04 (._.) I love Ranpo but Fukuzawa's smile is a golden opportunity. But i love Ranpo. Sorry Fukuzawa. 3:36 SORRY YOSANO BBG BUT POE IS MY NO 1 ON MUST PROTECT LİST also we're kinda same. Introvert, he is goth writer and im a goth reader, mystery novels my number 1 passion, and we both love Ranpo- 4:01 ahahhaha no Dazai not now. Shoot me Kunikida and bring Yosano 4:29 NOOOOOOOOOOO Its an extra i dont have to answer Bye😇

1 for left answer 2 for right answer 2) love bae foreva 1)do I need to explain 2) HES SO CUTE💖💖 2) DUH ranpo is my life 😀 2) I would love to be called ugly by him🤤🤤 1) that would just be amazing meow 1) 😩 2) 100 PERCENT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT😱👶 Dazai😝ranpo💖racoon boy😟😟

1) Atsushi as best friend 2) have akutagawa look at me...like that... 3) Make her smile :D 4) Hang out with Yosano. (I aint sharing MY candy.) 5) Have him laugh at me. (I'd be very insecure with both options tho-) 6) DATE 7) HIS FRIEND 8) Double suicide (Atleast I wont be a criminal being chased after-) Sacifice My life and try to save most of em. OR SAVE DAZAI, RANPO AND POE THEY'LL FIGURE SMTH OUT- (Or if i have to i'll save Poe and atsushi 100% and Going between Dazai and Ranpo) POE IS A MUST TO EVERYTHING ILYSMMM

Have Atsushi as my bestest friend who deeply cares about you Call Chuuya short (srry babe, we are the same height) Make kyouka smile Share my candy with Ranpo, every time I get new ones. Have Fyodor laugh at me in a mockingly way Go on a date with ranpo and him acting all cute Be Yosano besto friendo Me and Dazai commiting double *COUGH* *COUGH* Saving = Chuuya, Dazai, Ranpo

1. Atsushi 2. Call Chuuya short even though we might be the same height 3. Kyoka 4. Yosano 5. Mori better be ready for a few insults then and so will the other one and I picked Mori btw 6. Yukichi 7. Yosano 8. Dazai I mean at least I would not die alone or maybe a painful death in this case 9. Easy Dazai Atsushi and Chuuya!

Think about this- Yosano can save them all with her ability just make her job easier by saving 3 o7

1. Option 2 2. Option 1 (im 5'7) 3. Option 2 (Q is so cute..) 4. Option 2 (I LOVE RANPO ❤) 5. Option 1 (I can't handle M*ri) 6. Option 2 (again, I LOVE RANPO ❤) 7. Option 1 (I love Ranpo.. so I have to be friends with his B̷o̷y̷f̷r̷i̷e̷n̷d̷ Rival too) 8. Option 2 (I'm already not exactly happy about living 😁) 9 (extra). Ranpo, Poe, Chuuya (Dazai would be on my list but I doubt he'll want that.. and I like these 3 the best... I would do Atsushi instead of Poe, but Ranpo needs his B̷o̷y̷f̷r̷i̷e̷n̷d̷ Rival.. I don't like Kunikida enough to save him 😐)

1:23 is it just me or the first thought I got when I saw akutagawa face was *is he constipated or some shit?*

I’d obviously commit double suicide with dazai 😩✋🏾 I would be saving chuuya, Atsushi and yosano (she can heal everyone but she wouldn’t heal chuuya because he’s in the port mafia and dazai just can’t die)

Atsushi Akutagawa Kyōka Yasano Fyodor Fukuzawa Poe Dazai Ranpo, Kunikida and Yasano. (Others mostly belong to Port Mafia or guild. I don't think Atsushi could be happy in his life again knowing other members of the agency have died. As for Dazai, it's obvious. While Ranpo, Yasano and Kunikida are integral parts of the agency. They're also significant for the safety of the city.)

1. Atsushi 2. Aku (As long as I have Atsushi there to save me) 3. Q (I like it when people find me funny) 4. Yosano (As a Ranpo kinnie, no way am I sharing my snacks) 5. Mori (I don't really care about his opinion about my looks) 6. Fukuzawa (I'd be super awkward on a date) 7. 100% Poe's friend, no hesitation 8. Kunikida (I'm not particularly suicidal) 9. Ranpo, Poe, and Atsushi

My answers 1: Get stuck in the friendzone 2:Call him short 3:See her smile 4:I don't mind sharing 5:It's just Mori I can handle it 6:The date all the way 7:Poe 8:I'll take the shot (bouns) Atsushi,Ranpo and Higuchi

I lost on the last question lol😅

1) Atsushi. Boyfriend's nice, but having a bestie is better imo 2) Call Chuuya short and immediately apologize 3) Make her smile. Making the little maniac laugh implies horrific suffering 4) Spend time with Yosano 5) I'll be called ugly by an ugly pedo 6) I'll buy a cat 7) Be her best friend. I can't really imagine this happening tho 8) Kunikida shooting me sounds better. 9) Ranpo, Kunikida, Yosano

Please do another demon slayer related one And this was a great video

Atsushi chuuya dazai

Atsushi as my best friend Call chuuya short and run behind to dazai Make kyouka smile Hang out out with yosano Have mori call me ugly Buy fuku a cat for his birthday Be poe friend Let kunikida shoot me 💀 Save atsushi, kunikida, chuuya ( I want to save dazai but he want to die so i let him 😀)

I would save Poe, Atsushi and Higuchi even tho it kills me to leave the others

Can you make a death note one

1st ： Atsushi 2nd ：Akutagawa 3rd ：kyouka 4th ：Yosano 5th ： Mori 6th ： fukuzawa 7th ： poe 8th ：Dazai 9th ：Dazai,Yosano and Atsushi

Chuuya’s the same height as me- so if I call him short- I’m calling myself short 🥲

OMGIMGKVMIGMINDHAG ID WANNA COMMIT DOUBLE WITH DAZAI 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

1.Sushi 2. Chuuya 3. Q 4.Ranpo 5. Fyodor 6. Ranpo 7. Poe 8.Kunikida (I don’t think he’ll kill ppl randomly) 9.Ranpo Poe Chuuya

1.Kenji(sorry atsushi) 2.Chuuya(Sorry akutagawa) 3.Kyouka(sorry Q) 4.Ranpo(sorry Yosano) 5.Fyodor 6.Ranpo(sorry fukuzawa😿) 7.Yosano(sorry poe) 8.Dazai♥(sorry kunikida) 9.Dazai,Chuuya,Ranpo

I will save:DAZAI MY LOVE CHUUYA MY LOVE AND ATSUSHI KUN MY CUTE❤❤❤❤

2 1 2 1 2 2 2 2 DAZAI FOREVER Dazai, chuuya, atsushi

1. have Atsushi as my best friend 2. call Chuuya short 3. make him laugh 4. share candy with Ranpo !!! 5. have Mori call me ugly 6. go on a date with Ranpo 7. be Poe's friend 8. have Kunikida shoot me :3 9. Kunikida , Atsushi , Ranpo.

1. Have him as your bestest friend who deeply cares about you 2. Call Chuuya short ( It's okay, WERE BOTH SHORT- ) 3. Make her smile 4. Hang out with Yosano one time a week ( ATLEAST SHE WONT EAT ALL THE CANDY THAT I BROUGHT- No offense ) 5. Have him call you ugly lol 6. Go on a date with him and have him act cute and all 7. Be her best friend instead 8. You and Dazai commit double * unaliving * ( I have to be with my love- ) 9. I lost

Atsushi friendship supermacy! (Kenji's still precious tho) Well, I'll die either way so... Time to go yell "Hey, chibi hatrack!" at the top of my lungs I guess lol (not the worst way to go) Sorry Q, Kyouka's smile is too precious (my wallet might cry thou..) Fffuuuck.... Yosano is hella scary. But while I adore Ranpo, there's no way I'm sharing my delicious candy with him of all people. He'll just eat all of it! And then insult me, probably. I already think I'm ugly. So Mori's stupid ass can try that he likes, joke's on him (Dostoyevsky can go choke). Can't I just choose both? No? Fuuuck... cute Ranpo it is then 😬 (sorry President and a fellow cat person) I love Poe, he's my precious wholesome boi! So *of course* I want to be friends with him ;___; I *hate* pain. And I really don't want to die, either (especially by committing unaliving, sorry Dazai). So guess I'll have to go with being shot at, then, and hope Kunikida at least spares my life 😬 Fuck the rules. I'm the MC rn, so I'll just find a way to save everyone at the lower row.

1. Have Atsushi as my bestie (ily Kenji but I wouldn't date you) 2. Call Chuuya short (Ik he killed a bunch of men for calling him short but he was going to kill them anyway since they were the enemy cmon) 3. Make her smile (idrc you Yumeno, sorry) 4. Share your candy with Ranpo (I love him sm, sorry Yosano ily too but I love him more) 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me (bro when I first heard the dub I was on my knees for the Russian accent- Russia is suddenly one of my favourite countries) 6. Go on a date with Ranpo (I'M SORRY FUKUCHI) 7. Be friends with Poe (I have a thing for emos y'know) 8. Kunikida shoots me (Man you'll never understand my hate for Dazai, plus I actually have a chance of survival lmao) 9 (according to plot). I'd save Ranpo, Dazai and Mori (Mori always saves the ADA, literally everything is a part of 'Dazai's plan' so without him we're screwed and without Ranpo we wouldn't find out things like Kamui's identity and stuff) 9 (according to strength). Just like felix.mp3639 in the comments said, Higuchi, Ranpo and Poe (the others can save themselves easily, just like they said) 9 (according to my favourites). Chuuya, Ranpo and Atsushi (Chuuya because I adored him after reading Stormbringer, Ranpo because... Idk man I like him and Atsushi because I like Shin Soukoku partnership) 9 (according to most useful) Yosano, Ranpo and Atsushi (Thou Shalt Not Die, Ultra Deduction and Atsushi's unbreakable plot armour)

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya 3. Q 4. Ranpo 5. Mori.... I won't let the rat laugh at me... But if mori called me ugly.. I don't care whaat he thinks 6. fukuzawa.... 7. Yosano ❤️ 8. Kunikida.... Sorry to ruin your ideal but i do not approve suic*de 9 yosano... Ranpo and chuuya.... Sorry not sorry for the rest 👀

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya 3. Kyoka 4. Ranpo 5. Mori 6. Fukuzawa 7. Yosano 8. Dazai Bonus: Atsushi, Yosano, Chuuya

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya 3. Kyouka 4. Ranpo 5. Fyodor 6. Fukuzawa 7. Poe 8. Kunikida 9. Ranpo Chuuya and Yosano (so she saves everyone but Mori)

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Have Atsushi as my best friend :) Have akutagawa give me a mean look lmao, if I called Chuuya short I would literally die. Make Q laugh! Even though I know if I was in BSD I wouldn’t even want to be in a kilometre radius of anyone in the story, *especially* Chuuya, Q, Kyouka, every main boss or Dazai. Hang out w Yosano bc she is my kin Have Mori call me ugly bc it doesn’t hurt when u already know it :D Buy grandad a cat, I ain’t sharing my candy I’m so sorry Ranpo. Be Yosanos bestie! I feel like being w Poe I would die along w him bc of self consciousness and also be rly worried for him during the six year revenge plan. Commit thee double selfdeletus Mori, Higuchi and Kouyou. I feel bad that I chose them purely on the fact that if they were the only survivors, it wouldn’t affect them as much as for example if Chuuya lose Dazai or Kouyou, or if Ranpo loses Poe, and then if I chose Atsushi or Kunikuda, they’ll nose likely go into self-depressive states of mind… to put it simply, I thought about this as if this question were the cross the bridge puzzle where there’s a boat and you have to choose who goes on the boat two at a time. But instead it’s who makes it to the land of the dead and who stays in the land of the living and won’t destroy all living being even if their close ones r taken away.

I’m calling Chūya short(I’m 5,5 btw)

Have atsushi as my bestie Call chuuya short even if I’m shorter than him(HE IS OLDER THAN ME BY 9-10 YEARS-) Make him laugh ig- …hangs out with yosano ig- Have mo.ri call me ugly cuz idc I hate him Buy fukuzawa a cat!!❤ Be her bestie I wanna be in the gossip trio(ranpo yosano dazai) lol COMMITS DOUBLE SU1C1D3 WITH DAZAIIII!!!!! Dazai chuuya and yosano ig yosano can help heals the others about dazai and chuuya it is bc I love them-(edit: also dazai’s nullification ability can be a problem for yosano so I would have to save him- still he is my fav bbg- I mean character).

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya short, 3. make Q laugh 4. Ranpoo 5. Fyodor bc i cant iwth mor x-x 6. RANPO

What's this anime??

1. atsushi 2. chuuya 3. kyouka 4. yosano 5. mori 6. fukuzawa 7. poe (sorry yosano😔) 8. dazai extra: I choose ranpo, yosano, and atsushi

Here are my answers... Hopefully people can understand them.... 1: Atsushi... 2: Chuuya...thats just asking to see him mad... 3: Kyouka... 4: Ranpo! :D... 5: Oh darn this is a difficult one... I don't know...Um...Mori?... 6: Ranpo... 7: Yosano?... 8: 0.0 Uhh...shoot me in the knee caps? I choose Kunikida for this one... 9: (Multiple choice) Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi... That was a good video.

Last question: is this a trick question? CHUUYA, RANPO AND DAZAI ofccc😍

extra question is.... Ranpo, Dazai and Chuuya. (DAZAI WONT DIE)

0:40 atsushi 1:14 chuuya (chuuya is taller than me but i dont want akutagawa to look at me like that😢 1:40 kyoka 2:04 ranpo 2:33 mori 3:03 ranpo(lets date now) 3:36 poe (im gonna be the third wheel if i have date w ranpo and poe as my friend join my date fr) 4:01 dazai (kunikida what did i do) 4:27 atsushi dazai and yosano(i want to save ranpoe too but i belive if yosana alive she cold heal them)

1. atsushi 2. chuyya 3. q 4. yosano 5. FYODOR TF 6. ranpo 7. yosano 8. dazai

1. Atsushi as a friend 2. Call Chuuya short, i do it all the time 3. Make Kyouka smile 4. Share my cany with Ranpo, Yosano's just a bit too scary- 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me mockingly, I'd rather 𝘯𝘰𝘵 see Mori 6. Buy the president a cat, i think of Ranpo as too much of a friend to go on a date with him while having him act all cute and all, plus, it'd probably be super awkward as well- 7. Be Poe's friend, im already (mostly/ kind of) friends with Yosano, and Karl's just too cute- 8. Commit double (oofing) with myself because that's totally possible! 9/ bonus question. I'd save Chuuya (kinda obviously), Yosano, since she has the most medical experience, and understands me the most, and Atsushi. Mori can die for all i care-

Im saving Yosano (can revive everyone) Chuuya (can help with a plan) Ranpo (find out whos the killer)

- Atsushi as my bestie - Call Chuuya short - Make her smile - Hang out with Yosano (my loveee) - Have him call me ugly, Fyodor scares me - DATE WITH RANPO - Yosano's best friend - Dazai - Fuck this question 😭Anyway, i'd save Yosano, Ranpo, and Atsushi

1. Atsushi xd 2. I mean, never specified I could call him short even when he's not around hah?? 3. Def Kyouka lol it's a bit too risky with Q 4 this is a hard oneeeeee but I'll go with Yosano! 5. Definitely Mori bro he'll definitely stay away from me if that's the case 💀 6 Ranpo! :D 7. Ah this one is pretty hard! I can't choose, but I'll be poe's friend because of Karl!! 8. Sucide :D I can't answer this 😭

1). ATSUSHI 2). Chuuya 3). Kyoka 4). RANPOOOOOOO YES 5). Mori, he only likes little girls anyway 6). RANPO 7). POEEEEEEEE 8). KUNIKIDA I DONT WANNA DIE YET LMAOOO 9). You suck 😭, ranpo, poe and chuuya ❤

1: Ohhhh god uhhhh. Probably Atsushi as my BFF, because I already ship Kenji with someone, can’t let that go to waste. Plus, I’m twelve and that just feels.. ick… maybe next year lol. 2: I would call Chuuya short in a heartbeat. 3: AWWW I WANNA MAKE Q LAUGH SO BAD CAUSE LIKE I LOVE THEM SM SODJSOFJFKSKFMKRCOJF IDGAF IF THEY KILL ME OR ANYTHING I JUST LOVE THE TINY LITTLE MENACE (can you tell I’m a fan of Q?) 4 I would rather hang out with Yosano once a week for once reason: SHE’S BEST GIRL 5: I would let Mori call me ugly.. then use it as an excuse to kick him in the nuts and run for my life. (Plus he’s not wrong) 6: I would buy a cat for Fukuzawa in 0.000000000009 seconds just to see him happy because he’s the best dad to the agency ❤❤❤ 7: I would be Poe’s friend 1000% Because he’s adorable + MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO MAKE RANPOE SAIL 8: Hmmmm I don’t mind a double suicide with Dazai, mostly just because he would pick something much less painful than being shot XD (Also why would Kunikida shoot me what did I do 😭) Bonus question: Oh god. Errr… Ranpo (because the agency would literally crumble without him), Dazai (because I love watching him get annoyed cuz he didn’t die), and Chuuya. Why didn’t I pick Atsushi? He has MC plot armor of course, he’ll just come back again, like everyone else tends to. LMAO. Plus, Chuuya can’t die, at least not by some other tragic story to make Dazai want to die even more. ❤

1. Atsushi 2. Call chuuya short. 3. Make him laugh (SORRY GIRL) 4. Share candy with ranpo. 5. FYODOR. 6. Buy a cat for fukuzawa. 7. Be poes friend. I wanna pet Karl. 8. Me and dazai be committing *unaliving 9. Poe. Atsushi. And kunikida.

For the bonus question, I picked Ranpo, Poe, and Higuchi knowing Dazai, Atsushi, and Chuuya, they're getting out alive no matter what. (plot armor goes crazy) Kunikida's...well... *cries in chapter 117* Yosano can heal herself before she dies entirely, and Kouyou would probably be out of there already and Mori can die for all I care

1. Atsushu Im aro/ace, the friendship w/ close companionship is more ideal. 2. Chuuya Honestly both of these options are terrible, taking my own trauma into consideration, but i feel like it would be much better to have Chuuya yell at me for calling him short (hes actually taller than me) than have Akutagawa glare at me like that. 3. Kyouka Honestly Q kinda scares me, I'd like to not be in his general vicinity AT ALL. 4. Ranpo Who wouldn't want to share their snacks with Ranpo? 5. Fyodor This is also a lose-lose, but being laughed at mockingly would hit my self esteem softer than straight up being called ugly. 6. Fukuzawa Again with the aro/ace, not interested in romance thing, also i really love cats. 7. Poe Poe is literally my favorite guild member, i would love to be his friend. (Yosano is scary) 8. Dazai Hear me out. 9. Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi Atsushi has plot armour and Soukoku is my favorite ship.

my choises Have Atsushi as my best friend Call Chuuya short Make Kyusaku laugh Share my candy with Rampo Have mori call me ugly (Ain't no way that anemic bitch laughs at me mockingly!) Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday (I might have a crush on rampo, but Im loyal to my Dazai~ so no dates with others) Be Poe's friend (Yosano is straight up feminist while Im a dazai kinnie~) Have Kunikida shoot me (Man, I love dazai soooo much! I can't commint double suicide with him, which actually have a result as dazai dying! I want him to live! I wanna live with him! and I don't like the fact that kuni shoots me. Both of these options are fcking hard! BUT STILL, I AIN'T LETTING MY chocolate kitty die~) I'll save Dazai, Chuuya and Rampo (I personally feel sad for Kunikida and Atsushi. I like them too... I like poe too . . .)

1. Atsushi 2. Akutagawa (but I am afraid that I wouldn't live any longer) 3. Kyouka 4. Yosano 5. Rintarou 6. Fukuzawa 7. Poe 8. Kunikida Extra: Kunikida, Atsushi, Poe

Honestly Chuuya’s probably killing everyone at the end for calling him short- 💀🤚

1 - atsushi 2 - chuuya (im shorter the him 😔) 3 - Q 4 - yosano (I would choose both cause I like sharing plus I barely eat candy lmao) 5 - Mori (I don’t what to say lol) 6 - Fukuzawa (I CANT DATE ANYWAY CUZ OF RELIGION BUT I WOULD DO FUKUZAWA ANYWAY, im still a Ranpo simp but Fukuzawa deserves love) 7 - Poe 🎀😖💅🌺 (I love yosano as a bff but I can’t do poe like that) 8 - kunikida (religion but otherwise dazai lmao jkjk) Extra : Poe, chuuya and yosano. Because if Poe makes a novel he can get all of them in a safe place and yosano can tend to their wounds if some gets hurt somehow, chuuya can manipulate gravity which is very useful for un arming a person by force

My results: 1: kenji bf VS atsushi bff Atsushi bff bc he'd be one of the few (maybe even the only) people who who i would trust enough to be emotionally vulnerable with. also i am 110% NOT interested in romance/dating. 2: call chuuya short VS have akutagawa look at me like THAT Call chuuya short bc he cant get mad- calling him short would be calling myself really short bc hes actually 3 inches taller than me (im not yet old enough that ive definitely stopped growing) 3: make kyoka smile VS make Q laugh make kyoka smile bc if Q laughed i'd be scared bc it'd prob be an evil laugh 4: hang w/ yosano once a week VS share all my candy w/ ranpo share my candy w/ ranpo bc as a ranpo stan/kinnie i would gladly share snacks w/ him regardless. no offense to yosano tho, its just ik she would take me shopping and im an aspiring shut-in 5: have fyodor laugh at me mocklingly VS have m*ri call me ugly m*ri call me ugly bc itd mean im prob safe from his pr3dator ass (at least safer than if he called me cute or smth 💀💀) 6: buy fukuzawa a cat for his bday VS go on a date w/ ranpo buy fukuzawa a cat bc as i said b4 i have NO interest in romance/dating 7: poe bff VS yosano bff poe bff bc, as i said b4, yosano would prob take me shopping a lot, and poe would just get me 😎 8: kunikida shoot me VS me and dazai commit double unalive me and dazai commit double unalive. ik i said i dont like the idea of dating, but thats bc my trust is broken af (not trauma, just intense cynicism). also dazai wants a painless way out and so do i, sooo extra: i'd save ranpo, poe, and yosano y i would choose them: ranpo: I STAN RANPO, need i say more poe: not in my top 5 favs, but poe (and karl ofc) r adorable and ranpo needs SOME company yosano: it is a must that she continues her girlbossing y i didnt choose the others: m*ri: hell nah- do i rlly need to explain higuchi: imma be honest idrc abt her, not enough to choose her over the other options kouyou: im srry ik shes a girlboss but between her and yosano- dazai: highly unlikely he'll ACTUALLY die. if he actually does tho, he should be thanking me chuuya: IN SOUKOKU WE TRUST 🙏I WILL FORCE HIM TO (literally) GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT kunikida: i dont hate him, bit it is a sacrifice i'd have to make 😞 atsushi: i woulda picked him instead of yosano but ik he woulda been blaming himself HELLA hard, so call it a mercy kill

My Choices: 1. Have Kenji as my boyfriend. 2. Have Akutagawa, look at me like... that. 3. Make Kyoka smile 4. Hang out with Yosano once a week. 5. Have Mori call me ugly. 6. Go on a date with Ranpo and have him act all cute 7. Be Yosano's best friend 8. Commit double 'unaliving' with Dazai 9. Atsushi, Ranpo, & Poe

1. Atsushi(Kenji is 14 but even if he was legal age he isn’t mg type) 2. Akutagawa (cuz his face is funny) 3. Q.(That is my baby. He is so precious and adorable. I’m sorry Kyoka but I have to make my boy smile) 4. Ranpo(I don’t like candy that much anyways so-) 5. Fyodor(I would tear that man to shreds verbally) 6. Fukuzawa(Prez deserves cats) 7. Poe(Hubby material) 8. Dazai 9. Dazai, Poe and Chuuya(my favourites)

1. Have Atsushi as beaters friend who deeply cares for me. 2. Have Akutagawa look at me like…that. Reasons? Well, if I call Chuuya short then he would obviously be mad and potentially harm me. 3. I would rather make Q laugh. 4. I would rather share my candy/snack with Ranpo every time I get some. 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me. 6. Go on a date with Ranpo. 7. I would be Poe’s friend all the way. 8. I would rather commit “S” with Dazai. 9. Imma save Dazai, Chuuya and Yosano. (Yosano can use her ability duh.)

Atsushi as my best friend. Sorry Kenji lol Call chuuya short lol except im the same height as him… Make kyouka smile i love kyouka! Share my candy with ranpo. Sorry yosano but i love ranpo too much 😭 …i love both of them (yes i love mori ok) but probably have Fyodor laugh at me mockingly GO ON A DATE WITH RANPO OMGGGG Be poes friend. We can be a trio with ranpo lol Hard question. I mean if its a fatal shot i would choose dazai but if i had a chance at living id choose kunikida Definately Dazai, Chuuya, and (i cant choose between Poe and Ranpo) Poe 😔

Answers lol 1- Atsushi option 2- Akutagawa option 3- Q option 4- Ranpo option 5- Fyodor option ( DO NOT ASK ABOUT THIS ONE 😭😭 ) 6- President option 7- Yosano option 8- Unaliving with Dazai