A malteaser is a brand of chocolate biscuit balls in the UK. Likely the guy was just fucking about. Either that or he meant he'd eat a maltese, which is a breed of dog. In which case they must be South Korean. Or more worryingly a Maltese person. Which is an inhabitant of Malta. Luckily a win prevented cannibalism.
GrappLr is correct, he did technically missplay quite badly. The fact that he got the most RIDICULOUS high roll I have ever seen in LoR doesn't change that. It just means he didn't get punished. Bro that guy must have been salty AF.
While Passage Unearned was the highest of highrolls he could've gotten, Karma could have generated any of these cards, which would've kept him alive: Passage Unearned, The Box, Piercing Darkness, Dawing Shadow, Undergrowth, Dawn and Dusk and Deny. There are 128 spells in Ionia and Shadow Isles combined. Only these 7 would've kept him alive. Passage Unearned is 1 in 128 chance.
FINALLY actual testing of lists... we NEED a new meta... LETS EFFING MSKE ITTTTTT 💪 😎 all these creators hiding behind swain. He's a red deck wins rush style champ and very very boring. They don't even RUN him right wit ANNIE and the 4 drop that 3's a blocker or nexus... IVE been brewing too. And DONT stay locked of Fiora. Her and tahm are toxic to ANY meta and should be banned. Alt win conditions are to powerful. People don't even run removal in some lists lol.
ITS Official! LoR is RiggeD! Riot is paid actor for Grapplr to have content... that was insane generated card... the probability to generate taht card on the turn that the enemy used harrowing is INSANNEEE!!!!