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Daniel experiments on genetic marvel X12 to see if he is really the world's first superhero.
About Tosh.0:
Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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@twenty__3 3 года назад

I saw this guy do a wheelie on a unicycle....he’s a bad man

@kevynhansyn2902 3 года назад

Thats just a hell of a feat if i may say so myself.

@qazmko22 3 года назад

I saw this guy use pepper spray to season his meat. Badass

@shealarson2635 9 месяцев назад

I saw Chuck Norris punch himself instead of letting this guy punch him.

@TWOhype23 Год назад

Dude was spot on saying 3,200 pounds for an Altima

@WhiteOutEntertainment781 3 года назад

I'm all for a full blown X12 movies with Tosh as the antagonist haha

@bradleysmith9431 3 года назад

This guy has ran back and forth so much, he has worn a dirt path in the ground 😆

@CoryMacVie 3 года назад

I can't believe his dedication.

@mflance7197 3 года назад

If I had a mind like his I'd probably be happy because everything I did I would truly believe I did something special . He is living the dream single childless and a iq of 75 to 80 .

@nestorhermosillo8915 2 года назад

Nice observation! 🤣🤣

@joetorre102 3 года назад

“What bad guy would you wanna fight” “ a terrace”

@CHr1516 3 года назад

"What bad guy would you want to fight" "Joe Torre"

@ejcejc4113 3 года назад

He's fighting back that brain freeze so hard 🤣

@michaelwilliams807 3 года назад

7:47 is the funniest punchline ever. “I dont think x12 can tie his fu**ing shoes!” Hahahaha

@Lakimbah 3 года назад

X12 is a damn Legend. He once tied my and his own shoes at the same damn time.

@Virtual_Villain 3 года назад

🤯Damn!

@chickennuggetscoon6900 3 года назад

Not to mention Elon Musk named his child after him

@Lakimbah 3 года назад

@@chickennuggetscoon6900 hahaha

@bradking420 2 года назад

Is that why yall was tripping so much?

@ernst91 3 года назад

The one I've been waiting for.

@chrisc1760 3 года назад

Me too

@Handlesaredumb69 3 года назад

#metoo

@yamaoka6895 3 года назад

Seen this 6 years ago and just remember this

@petereinhardt 3 года назад

Same this is the best cewebrity profile hands down

@yamaoka6895 3 года назад

@@petereinhardt fax

@the_traveling_texan 6 месяцев назад

Tosha’s ability to have fun with him and not just poke fun of him is awesome

@samson9535 2 года назад

My favorite Tosh character find. I can't stop laughing.

@americannightmare2109 3 года назад

X12 gone give it to ya!

@anthony4308 3 года назад

RIP

@RobbyMondayy 3 года назад

@@anthony4308 FACTS. RIP X

@TWOxTONE_773 2 года назад

This comment is underrated as hell. On that note RIP DMX.

@davidr.2408 3 года назад

X-12's real super power is giggling. It's so infectious.

@e.alienejones994 3 года назад

It is hard to handle but then again I laughed

@Tank_sgv 3 года назад

😂😂

@ashephard0035 3 года назад

X12 needs to be the next Avenger and he needs his own spin off on Disney+.

@wutflex 3 года назад

The average weight of a Nissan altima google results. 3,208 to 3,461 lbs

@mten6968 3 года назад

I was just about to make a post about googling “curb weight Nissan Altima”

@timnor4803 3 года назад

X12 is vindicated 👍🇺🇸

@danielboone8435 3 года назад

@@gsesquire3441 the man is a tenth level genius and there's no denying that, he literally pushed a Nissan Altima out of flood waters, calculating the weight as he pushed, then subtracting the estimated weight of the driver, which i am also sure was spot on

@mevanking2105 3 года назад

The only clip I have re watched on purpose.. absolutely gold

@kylepolins6330 3 года назад

As a service member im not surprised this dude served in the army probably a grunt that got hit in the head 1 too many times

@Floridaman6815 Год назад

Bros tbi has him thinking funny

@kevinkornmeier6205 3 года назад

Tosh: Car X12: Get out the way 😂😂😂😂😂

@thedude5472 3 года назад

This dude is pissed at Tosh for being on the show. His website says so...yes X12 has a website. 🤣

@thedude5472 3 года назад

Even better... I just looked at his website again and he's trying to make it seem like it's a racially motivated fanbase making fun of him. 🤣

@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 3 года назад

Thank you for telling me. His website is great

@kodiak6198 3 года назад

What’s his website? I can’t find it

@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 3 года назад

@@kodiak6198 look up x12 superhuman.

@jasontaylor5061 3 года назад

Geeze what a tool. No wonder why so many people hate vets.

@Marsofark 3 года назад

When he did the fast walk I spit water on my phone 😭🤣

@t.b.8837 3 года назад

What did the army do to this guy? 🤣

@MrHartApart 3 года назад

Gave him superhuman abilities, duh!

@THEandrewMillet 3 года назад

That's classified.

@AnN-py2em 3 года назад

You’d be real surprised who they actually recruit... I’ve seen worse

@brayerkh 3 года назад

Once had a guy with very severe autism in my platoon at basic training.. Don’t think he ever graduated BUT, it still amazed me how this guy got as far as he did. He literally almost graduated, kind of scary.

@sooneralpha405 3 года назад

Actually went through basic with a guy that looked EXACTLY like X12. His name was Combs. He almost killed himself and the drill sgt at the grenade range. Good times!

@moonbull3137 2 года назад

I can sleep soundly knowing this man is keeping the streets safe

@clipsedrag13 3 года назад

dudes diet is fucking amazing. im eating most of what he said and didnt realize how funny it sounds

@stufoo 3 года назад

subway foods

@KJTEJ 5 месяцев назад

"I'll babysit you X12" 🤣🤣🤣😭

@MrCanadian14 3 года назад

Think the military might have dosed this guy a few too many times. 🤔

@alexzabel6044 3 года назад

"Did you push it deeper?" Im dead.

@shanecarubbi7864 3 года назад

X12, a true legend.

@LoveMae1222 2 года назад

X-12 saves puppies, hugs them to death! 😂😂😂 I've always loved "hug to death" funny how they used it here 😈

@killingspencer6416 3 года назад

Hope this dude lives a solid life in his own eyes and is happy for the most part. The real funny part though.....is he's not talking about everyone. Other way around with mostly shitty lame regurgitated jokes. If you're reading this x12......keep on keepin on. Don't let the haters get ya down.

@themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 года назад

Yup. Keep living in your fantasy world!

@MrStrife622 Год назад

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 That's everybody though

@overseer222 Год назад

His Face when he goes through the door and sees X 1 through 11 😅

@ninjanateb420 3 года назад

Deadpool is the Tosh of superheroes. So don't clown too much on Ryan lol

@jr2904 Год назад

I thought that joke aged well lol, obviously before Deadpool came out

@mcmclear 3 года назад

He’s right about the weight of a Nissan Altima: 3208-3461 lbs

@thisismynamepal 3 года назад

Not to validate stereotypes, but something about him makes me believe he could move that much weight

@e.j5813 2 года назад

Do I believe it? Yes

@bennbutters2578 Год назад

He’s right about the weight of a Altima 😂😂

@joelcardona1519 3 года назад

People still remember the X12 legend

@MB-qt3fo 3 года назад

After looking at X12's website, it sounds like Tosh is X12's evil nemesis.

@theo.g.441 3 года назад

Man he hates tosh. He claims tosh was making fun of him cuz he's black. I was gonna leave some really mean comments on the x-12 vids but he turned off comments to every single vid. X-12 is superhuman but cant take insults

@jayteebee1334 Год назад

I bet if he actually looked up the weight of a Nissan Ultima his mind was blown to find out at the lightest it's 3244 lbs 😂😂

@jaredandrew9906 3 года назад

Daniel Tosh is an agent of Chaos. Love you dude haha

@halofreak644 3 года назад

One of my favorite comedians of all time 😂

@BobbySacamano 3 года назад

Wait, doesn't this guy's brother flawlessly move into and out of balloons?

@blakehaun972 3 года назад

For real though… this dude with his belief in himself could probably actually rip someone in half.

@punemax Год назад

This dude made a whole website about how he feels disrespected. But he went twice on the show.

@lendog203 3 года назад

X12 - The only human Chuck Norris is actually afraid of.

@nickchronias9546 3 года назад

Tosh is generous. Miss u Tosh. Be cool to X12 ppl!

@johnyoung2702 3 года назад

Who let that man take control of a plane?

@DugEphresh 5 дней назад

This guy was the best EVER, Still is!

@jayrodz3122 3 года назад

I don't think X12 can tie his own FUCKING shoes 👟 haha 😂 💀

@n00n1n 2 года назад

Oh my gosh, Hormel corned beef and hash with butter and hot sauce. P.S. he was spot on. Nissan Altimas weigh 3208 lbs.

@amphg7647 3 года назад

I’m guessing this came out before Deadpool. I forget sometimes that this show had been on for fucking ever; not that Deadpool is a particularly old movie.

@marcclay9125 3 года назад

One of my favorites

@corbman9049 3 года назад

He looks like Black Karl Childers. I go off summers to rescue these kittens and eat French fried Pertaters.

@tsuneomccormick115 3 года назад

With all these super hero movies, when is X12 gonna get his movie?

@alejandroavila9940 3 года назад

I’ve been looking for this one for a long time

@michaelmonkey6541 3 года назад

This is so great....

@Konglomerant 3 года назад

I wonder if X12s hat is “STOLEN VALOR!!!”

@lilcriminals101 3 года назад

Hope not

@fanoboss 3 года назад

HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON MR TOSH ?

@rapperc18 3 года назад

Comedy central canceled it all thanks to cancel culture

@t16205 3 года назад

Its over, SJW cancelled comedy all together

@rapperc18 3 года назад

So the next time you vote Democrat you will get High gas prices and canceled TV shows that only a fraction of the population wants off the air.

@joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636 3 года назад

@@rapperc18 thank you. Has no one noticed the gas prices immediately went up?

@thisismynamepal 3 года назад

@@rapperc18 i thought he was moving to another network

@lifeisa.smalllesson4607 3 года назад

2021 in a nut shell... Me as a young and sexy successful man will be alone while the x12 has his girl of choice! Lmbo

@Xomarshy42 3 года назад

I hope X-12 saves me from dying someday👌

@DomesticTourist001 3 года назад

Nissan Altima do weigh 3200 lbs. this guy checks out.

@dee_gee_bee6072 3 года назад

Chuck Norris had to officially retire - because X12.

@ejcejc4113 3 года назад

I fucking love x12

@613lcd 3 года назад

He's like the Toxic Avenger without the Toxic.....or a modern day "blankman"......Lol

@deanraney1049 3 года назад

Fried okra good af ngl

@bradking420 2 года назад

The only reason this guy didnt get a brain freeze is because he clearly lacks the proper equipment...

@TheChrisLeone 3 года назад

This better actually be run by Daniel, I doubt it honestly. I'm sure Comedy Central will continue to milk Tosh.0 for revenue even with them canceling it

@MrT6R6E6Y6 3 года назад

We both served at Fort Dragg and we're both zapped .... X-13 ... hold my beer.

@CamsWildVidz 3 года назад

This was good

@JM-yx1lm Год назад

7:10 that paper is a jail intake form. It's hilarious to read all the stuff on it.

@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank 5 месяцев назад

I absolutely love X12 xD

@joelbarker9989 3 года назад

Id rather walk through hell with gasoline draws on, rather then go against with x12💀☠

@thatguyoveryonder 3 года назад

The best one I've seen!

@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... 2 года назад

He has an Army Vet hat on, I'm worried there may be an actual horror story behind this. I hope not, was kind of hoping he would ask him about his time in the service, I'm sure there's a good story there, possibly not so funny though. He looks happy, that a super power on it's own, imo :)

@nopenope5042 6 месяцев назад

Tosh is surprisingly a really good guy. He should come back if these other hacks are getting play.

@thirdbird1863 3 года назад

God bless his heart ❤️

@stonebone316 Год назад

Turns out van wilder makes a pretty damn awesome superhero

@jr2904 10 месяцев назад

*antihero

@martas1981 3 года назад

Is this tha guy who invented Bullet ball ?

@locoritto 3 года назад

Mah point

@chickenpopeye9037 3 года назад

Thanks to this guy I now believe that I am x9

@chickennuggetscoon6900 3 года назад

This is who elon musk named their child after

@Opethianaut 3 года назад

Loved this one 👍

@johnforhan7087 Год назад

The days before Van Wilder played Deadpool…..

@anthonyhewitt9397 3 года назад

X-12 =INSANE BOLT

@Anonymous_________ 2 года назад

If he ran 37mph, then my name is Lee Roy Jenkins.

@gregc6034 3 года назад

This is why I won't let my kids join the military. WTF did they do to him?

@bendover8193 3 года назад

He was probably like that before

@jr2904 10 месяцев назад

The military didn't do this

@dttheemperor 3 года назад

I guess great power doesn't come with great dental plan. 😂🤣

@redwood1133 3 года назад

I fucking love X-12!!!!

@Frankh747 3 года назад

A real superpower is getting away with that scarf.

@victorledesma9995 3 года назад

If he wasn't sore strong, I'd say he should be wearing a helmet.lol

@chrismannifield3222 3 года назад

Rock n roll mcdonalds, rock n wroll mrcdonald, ruck an rull mcdonalsh......

@brandon5259 Год назад

X12 uses motor oils

@Justinsatiable 3 года назад

I really wish he would make more videos

@nicholasbennett7367 3 года назад

I swear he said Oprah not okra 🤣

@dotcom9601 Год назад

X-12 I'm looking for your videos love the content bro. We need more of You!!!. Thanks Tosh another great interesting find 👍 😀

@StevieObieYT 3 года назад

X-12 deserves his own Netflix show 😏

@crussteasock4047 3 года назад

"What famous bad guy would u like to fight?" _thuh terith_

@elizahhoward3923 3 года назад

I still can’t believe this guy was our president for 4 years

@rustyegg2383 3 года назад

thats a heavy car

@deadmeatjb 3 года назад

This guys has a LOOOOOOOOOOONG essay about why he doesn't like tosh and feels owed money

@JaimesTM3 3 года назад

Is it publicly available? Lol

@timnor4803 3 года назад

Can you work up a quick summary?😂

@thatguy746 3 года назад

If you find his website and do some reading its kind of sad. He's obviously unwell. But if you Google x12 superhuman it will come up.

@deadmeatjb 3 года назад

@@JaimesTM3 just look it up, its on x12 site somewhere

@deadmeatjb 3 года назад

@@timnor4803 he rambles for a 10000+ words on how he was humiliated and disrespected even though he went on there twice, and how tosh deserved to be canceled bc they promote evil etc etc