XANES B05 Fit Band - Was I Wrong To Say "Don't Buy This"? 

"U fool!" "No U" Brilliant

You didn't test it for wobbliness.

The screen actually features anti glare tech. It appears dim because youre too bright

I hate when someone uses the argument "what did you expect for this price?". Well, exactly what is in the description of the product being sold! The price does not change the fact that you have to write the truth in the product description.

Clearly it can't measure blood pressure if you have a poopy head.

" U FOOL!" "No U" *Outstanding move*

I personally find your reviews engaging and enjoyable, my friend!

Oh man, I am SO sorry. Nobody wants to hear the news that they are, in fact, a big Poopy Head. I want you to know that we still love you and we will always support you. Stay strong!

I kinda wonder if you got slammed by the bad comment bots, from looks of it is some cheap broken knock off

"U FOOL" "NO... U" I exhaled so hard through my nose that coffee came out and all my coworkers were looking at me, thank you!

All these comments that complained seem to be from the manufacturer or scammers...

There is no way all those comments spelt 'You're' correctly. Most just spell it 'Your'.

I still don't believe you. My employer says our product is great.

You didn’t test it’s durability. Hit it with a sledge hammer! Jk I love your videos

You left off an important option: Spend no money and live without it --- just like you have your whole life before now.

I like the end of the video where it says: "Thanks for 'watch'ing" ....

Don’t know why you were in my recommended but I’m glad you did, your stuff is so odd that it’s great

How did so much shills come out of the woodworks for a crappy cheap exercise watch?

Wow, you really are one of the few RU-vidrs I actually trust to review anything, because of your standards and honesty. There are just toilet people out there wanting to get your dander up for some cheap laughs. I do hope you continue to review and thanks for addressing the nay-sayers and just keeping up all your good work.

honestly the absolute point for me in this is the product being sold on their page isn't' the product you got, the screens are different, that's an instant do not buy, no matter how ok it is people just can't let that fly, even if it was the best device at the price i'd still say don't support them on that alone.

LOL, the comments you replied to. People must be hate watching your reviews. Keep up the excellent reviews and I can wait for your next 491 scam video

Good for you for responding! Keep up the good work! You're an excellent reviewer completely unbiased!

your mistake is responding to ignorance with reason. that will never work. maybe some righteous indignation wouldn't go amiss.

Wow so many rude comments. Keep these great videos coming.

Loving the lol factor in your vids

Got eem with the "no u". Well played.

I am genuinely dissatisfied with this review. I own 10 of these and only 6 of them were duds. This is the best watch on the planet. It's always there for me and it even babysat my children when no one else would. The watch is perfect, and QA is tighter than a pirate's noose. You clearly broke it before T&E and are using a broken but originally sound product to slander the brand's good name. Please reconsider. Or else? Sincerely, Corporate Shill #432

YOU ARE WRONG THIS HUNK OF CHEAP PLASTIC IS GREAT!

Hey just saw your crumpets video and I would like to say thank you very much for shouting me out. I guess it's your turn to recommend a video for me to do... I'm just kidding. Unless you want to.

Ooh, I know! I keep a spoon in my pocket because I like pudding.

Poor Chinese sellers trying to discredit you in order to get people to believe in their product. I'd love a follow up video to this, Shrimp. I am actually on the market on buying a "fitbit like" product to help me measure steps and stuff. My phone is just too unreliable to do that at this point. I'd love to see some products that you might recommend based on your experience with this sort of crappy tech companies. I mean, I COULD just buy a fitbit but I wish I could find something that works well enough for a good bargain.

It's Tuesday! Time to give you those likes we owe you from last weeks vid!

I am pleased to live near you. One day I will maybe let you out in traffic :) And i love your attitude

I appreciate your approach to this. I won't be purchasing this product. (I probably wouldn't have bought one anyway) I find the concept of the "smartwatch" interesting but flawed. It reminds me of successful failures like the l.e.d. watch (late '70s) and the calculator watch (early '80s). They all have the flaw of draining the battery at a rate that makes them unviable.

Can I get a clip of this video of the part ""U fool" no U"

I love your style and I guess even the dislikes count as views so feeding them is probably a positive boost. Loved the "I installed the app on a Huawei" Is sending our personal data to the Chinese any worse than letting Google or Microsoft take it? That could be a long debate along the lines of "maybe it's helping them to build our power stations" 🤣

"Um, no. You're an idiot." And "No, U." Oh my gosh that was hilarious and the no u was adorable lol

This is a very mature re-review. Thank you.

Of all the weird stuff to come in a can these days, I did not expect Fit bands.

You should do a similar response/summary video to the "why do you use a can opener?" comments tbh (but you should also buy a can opener that cuts the cylindrical side of the can, not the top, to pad it out.)👍👍

its probably just the company trolling you for a bad review

Waiting for the 6-hour uncut charge video to prove it. ... Just kidding, thank you for another quality video.

Bought 4 for me and kids before seeing this review. 3 charge one never did and certainly find this product a waste of effort and time. Its been a disaster to keep charged up and the screen is very dull. Thanks for your comprehensive review. Wish I'd seen it sooner.

I think your reviewing is correct. I've bought one a week ago and sent it back. The screen brightness was ok, but the heart rate measurements and 'steps' are incorrect. They fluctuate so much that it's useless. It's better to save for a better one like Xiaomi, Samsung or Huawei.

You are the most human like product reviewer on RU-vid

Love it!! Not the shoddy nonsense but am loving your style and humour...please don't let the eejits stop you from these helpful views. Wish I had asked your opinion before buying possibly the least effective robo-vacuum known to man. It is now just an incredibly expensive cat toy.

I agree with you, we are all different and perceive things differently. I looked at the screen and thought it was dim, maybe we are getting old and blind..hahaha. Usually putting abit more cash down does buy better build and quality. Maybe with age comes wiseness

Your voice is very calming, I may use it as a sleeping aid ☺

4:03 - "no , oo " I'm dying hahaha

Regarding dim screens: Buying expensive doesn't protect you from this. Fitbit Charge 3 is hardly readable even on an overcast day after half a year of use.

There's just something incredibly charming about the way you read the complaint comments so earnestly and with the slightest inflection of indignance.

"u fool" shrimp: "no u" Ahh I miss those times when this was funny.

Well, I own one of these things, and yeah it's basically useless. The step counter is inaccurate by at least a margin of 10%, the sleep tracking features are completely borked, you don't actually want to enable the "activate on wrist raise" feature as it'll half the already shitty battery life due to false positives, the blood pressure reading are obviously bogus as I get the same readings when pressing the watch up against a muffin, the notification feature only works with a very specific set of apps none of which I use, when the minuscule battery dies it forgets everything, even the time, the strap is uncomfortable and leaves marks on the wrist, and having to tear off the wrist strap every single day to charge it is difficult and inconvenient. But hey, at least the screen is bright.

I enjoy watching these videos while eating canned American hotdogs and chatting with James Smith from the Mumbai branch of the IRS.

Ignore the haters I love this channel, the pink looks great on you

Good follow-up. Nice 👌

LMAO!!! I paused at 3:55 & asked my wife if she knew what LMGTFY means, she said no. My guess was Let Me Get That For You but it didn't make sense in context so I asked her to google it for me LMAO

Could you please tell me where you sourced the music from at the end of the video? BTW a much appreciated, honest and accurate review.

I love your delivery & timing whilst talking.

This watch it actually pretty good. I’ve had mine for 1 year and 4 months. The one problem I have is every so often my watch will say it’s still changing once it’s full charged and on my wrist. But other than that I like it.

I mean you still have to think that what you say may not be the case for everybody. Like I've got this product and it's amazing!!

I got a similar clock, for 100Lv and it has an app and a heart meter and everything, and a nice display!

I have held one of these in work as my colleague of mine needed to charge it. The screen brightness was ok on that one so your probably correct of the QC. Personally I would stick with the big brands like apple, Samsung and Fitbit if your looks for s smart watch / health tracker

You should try growing mushrooms in a bucket. That would be a cool video.

I bought a mi band 2 for 10€ in a iper market last items bin. And I was kinda happy about it. Until an app update magically wiped out almost 1 year of data ( I don’t have my sleep analysis data and steps anymore) but my objectives reach and heart rates are still there...

I have a different but similar one and you get what you pay for. The screen is totally almost unreadable in bright daylight but that's to save battery life which will last roughly about 2 weeks or more. So you popping the band off and popping it back on repeatedly was like simulating charging it for many years basically. And generally they are perfectly fine for giving you an average of how many steps you walk and your pulse. and I bought about a half a dozen aftermarket bands for about five US dollars. If you want one up to the Quality you're talking about you need to spend a hundred pounds or more or a hundred or two hundred US dollars not ten pounds again you get what you pay for. For the most part I totally agree with your review you're just expecting way too much for 10 pounds. Love your show especially weird stuff in a can.

Thumbs up for the snarks.

Oh, SNAP! Way to put your detractors (aka, idiots) in their place. I watched the original video and it was a highly informative, quality review, just what I'm looking for in a product review. Keep up the good work. U cool!

Shrimp, love your work, to the "Nays", A fool and his money are soon parted. They really do need to justify their expense no matter how bad a choice they made. Just look at Boris, doh I'm doing it myself 🤣

but will it blend? That is the question.

I have the exact same thing, I bought it at a wholesale store listing all the claims on the website, for CAD$15

You did All well and i liked your Re-Review a lot!

This is the best smart watch I've ever owned. It's also the only smart watch I've owned, so. And yeah, the blood pressure thing is not accurate; it said my blood pressure was 120 over 78, when it was 158 over 100. And yes, I need to go to the hospital now

Thanks for review. Not sure if this device uses it or not, BUT there are optical bio sensors available that do give blood pressure info without need for pressure sensing. It seems unlikely that this budget device would include this technology, but the technology is now out there. The sensors can detect information in the vessels just beneath the skin. I would imagine that price would come down and that one day would be out there in budget fitness trackers, as said, not sure if the tech in this tracker includes this latest bio sense device, Ive tried the exact same item you reviewed and agree on the strap issue, for the price (UK £18) I found it ok, perhaps just as an introduction to buying higher quality item, my display is pretty bright and BPM monitor is accurate, the rest of the features work well and (could be coincidence) but blood pressure on mine checks out (average) with recent readings from GP, but as said, maybe just coincidence, ill keep using it till it gives up, ill let you know how long it makes it! thanks for review

Can't believe some of the comments you received. Honestly, if your IQ is in double digits, this isn't the channel for you. Keep up the good work mate!

I have a very similar looking fitness band that works great but the battery life sucks..I used it for almost a year until I got tired of charging it everyday...I still think it was worth buying because it introduced me to fitness tracking for very little money..I do agree though..spend a little more if you can and get a quality device..If you can't afford a new one do what I did and buy one second hand.

I used to volunteer in a charity shop and this is exactly the king of thing we always got. shit chinese stuff that worked okay for about a week and then either failed or the person could no longer overlook the things like poor screens (they are always poor screens because ultimately they are rejects of rejects that have been scavenged from the bins of other manufacturers), buttons that you need to press with the energy of 1000 suns in order to get it to do anything or simply because the smell of that mothball plastic they use never goes away.

I bought this and it went straight in the bin. You were spot on 👍🏻

This 2nd review is so funny that i'm actually tempted to post bad comments on your others video reviews! Just saying! 😏

I totally agree with you I think these are dangerous does not read blood pressure correctly as you said in the video it's a body mass guideline I had this model of watch it only lasted 3 months then never turn on Again when I forgot to take it off to wash my car put my hand in a bucket later that day looked At my watch and it was not working condensation in the Screen so not that waterproof ?

I had a fitness band that costed me 15 euro's, and it was a really good one, it was small, but i have small wrists so it actually fitted me well, it had a bright screen and the quality of the band was good, i retired it because i bought myself an apple watch, i never looked at another watch/band since

Wow thank you never has the owner of the channel liked my video thank you again and i alredy shared this video to my friend so i guess that kindaaa helps ur channel ?

I have the yoho sports app installed, however I cannot bind the device. Please comment me if you could help.

I got this and my biggest problem is that all the trackers are hopelessly inaccurate. Step counter, sleep monitor, heart rate, blood pressure, the device pretty much makes up all the data as it goes along. Eg I walk 20 steps to the kitchen and it counts 60. I sleep for a few hours and it misses it all. It said my heart rate was 93 when it was actually 59. And of course the blood pressure monitor is just a scam. The only thing it does fairly accurately is tell the time. Even that has to be synced regularly or it falls behind. Totally useless.

Atomic Shrimp: *_Perfectly Reasonable Argument_* Poopy Heads: *YoU'rE lYiNg!!!*

I suggest a Fitbit. They may be expensive but they’re actually useful. To be fair it doesn’t tell me my blood pressure but it does say literally everything else. Not to mention if you buy the more expensive versions you get more features and water proofing.

Do radioactive shrimp gro bigger and tastier? I just need to know if the hype is worth having my hair fall out. Trust me... I do love shrimp enough to loose my hair.

This bracelet reminds me of the 10 dollar smart watch I bought off the Wish app a couple of years ago. The watch wouldnt take my SD card or my SIM card. The apps wouldn't do anything, the battery life was a day and a half best charge.

The thing ist Trash but could you do a review on the xiaomi mi Band 4? That thing is kinda good.

I got one of these but i was buying it to reverse engineer, when i was done playing about with it i gave it to my girlfriend and she likes the heart rate and steps counter (i got lucky and my screen is bright) the main clock screen on mine can be changed by holding the touch button for a few seconds

Go to settings: choose another screen, there are also very light ones (including christmastrees) :))

I think your test method is brilliant! Keep that system up.

unrelated to the video but your intro reminds me of The Good Place lol

I had one of these watches and it stopped working after about two months of usage. I’ve tried charging it multiple times but the screen won’t turn on. I also have the app but that makes no difference. Also, the strap got very dirty and the purple started to fade and turn a black in colour. Would not recommend at all.

Also the OLED screen on your band seems to be dead. It doesn't have any screen brightness at all

On course it did not work appropriate right. You must to recommend it for peoples more over a month and leave positive reviews in order for working. You had locked sample setting. I can unlock permanent your settings and sending you the free reimbursement if you send the filling fee via Western Union. All is be needing to start if you say 'ok'

Brilliant replies.

Those text boxes look familiar, you wouldn't happen to be using Camtasia would you?

HAHAHA loved this video. Weird how people comment about things while they have no clue what they are saying.. Best moment? "U Fool!, No u!"XD

4:30 I wouldn't really call such app wanting storage permissions normal (0:52) - it doesn't actually really need it for saving settings & stuff but everyone can consider each permission ok to be required for each type of apps - i wouldn't trust that app from the start either And also correct me if theres anything that would require such permission