XDefiant - Angry Review 

They're remaking the first one

OMG no one cares about Sphincter Cell.

@@justicedemocrat9357 may be setting myself up for a burn, but I care. lol

​@codysellers4151 Buddy cares about schinter cell that's tuff go suck sam fishy then

@@hawken796aaa another lazy remake instead of a new game that Do sounds like Ubisoft

As long my flag stands I'm still young.

True, but his pedo smile is more than a little creepy. Tone it down bruh lol.

True that joes been true too himself and to his boys thanks angry Joe for keeping it real for almost 2 decades

because you so called gamers are letting games get worse

That's because he's energized with g fuel. Click on the link below and use code....

I always find it demeaning. Like she's not just a sex object... Wait she's a sex symbol? ... Nevermind👁️👄👁️

Well he's not wrong

FUCK YEA A DEAD BIRD IN THE GUTTER - me on that gas station crack

Terribly put, what use is a dead bird over a game you could play and potentially have fun?

It depends

😂😂😂

3:10

Funny how that wasn’t his mentality with past free games whose issues were way worse than any with XDefiant

If you pay to make your digital weapon or skin a different colour is so gay anyway. Don't complain about a free game haha jezus

@RE-ox3jx I bet Alex said that during their brainstorming. Bc it is SUCH an Alex thing to say tbh 😂

​@@The-Joke-s-on-youwell you are right cause he always says it during twitch streams for years. guess AJ decided to use the quote finalle 😊

@@efesezer8206 I knew it :D

Check out the recent patch…

the netcode is TRASH in xdefiant

@@Heffalord so? Better than slow ass gameplay, stupid emphasis on the store more than freaking game environment, SHITTY SERVERS THAT MESS WITH THEIR GAMEPLAY, sbmm that manipulates anything you want to accomplish and publishers and devs that don’t care…I’ll take spotty hit markers thank you

@@christophermical766 The recent patch changed absolutely nothing, I still die around corners and kill-trade people and everyone is still jumping 2-3 times every single gunfight

@@christophermical766 yop, basically everything he mentioned has been fixed

Haha! Lmao.

It's amazing you have to remind people of that. I really think some of these guys believe, "maybe if I do buy her microtransactions she'll give me a bj."

Feel bad for all the little kids and goons who thought they’d get to date her if they wasted their storage space on it

I fucking died at that. God damn!

Someone needs to isolate that clip. Would be great to have as a reaction.

They’ve been doing that since 2013 nothing surprising

Tom Clancy would love what they have done to his IP, from realistic military simulator to feminist hero shooters. What a time to be alive.

Tom Clancy's Farcry 7, Tom Clancy's assassin creed infinite and let's not forget Tom Clancy's Immortals Phenix rising

But it's not Tom claney anymore. lol They removed the name.

The game was rebranded back in March 2022 to no longer use Tom Clancy's name. They did it exactly because of this sentiment that people felt like the name was tacked on it just for the sake of it.

The fking crutch and him walking off screen with that smirk was hilarious. Kitted up lmao

That’s such a great observation. Sick observation

Have the 100th like :)

What are you talking about about it's a great skin unlike those boring ass normal skins.

Who asked you?

​@@jimbournesmith who asked you to ask him who asked you to ask him who asked you?

Literally not the same kind of game dude...

​@chuckdude514 Who asked him to ask you to ask him to ask you asking?

wtf are you talking about

yeah and palworld, helldivers 2, some other awesome games dropped this year! its been a GREAT year for games

@@parallaxninja456 people still playing palworld? Thats awesome im suprised

@@stockpicksbytim1228 It has stabilized at about 25k players at peek hours, but yeah still people playing.

​@@parallaxninja456 Yeah like I don't know why he hasn't reviewed them yet. I'm not getting it.

Palworld hasn’t officially launched yet, it is still under early access which Angry Joe does not review.

Same when I used to play PUBG and stayed in my white underwear the whole game and everyones all geared out. 😂

xDefiant? More like xRow 4 😂

i miss my creeper suit and dubstep gun 🤣🤣

SR4 was a superhero game. You were underdressed

@@matthewglover8804 Dubstep gun dude - selfawareness off the charts Skrillex the shit out of people - what a time to be alive

​@@darkspark86what are you talking about? He meant the Ubisoft presenters.

@ryze9153 yeah for some reason it attached my reply to this post, sorry about that lol

@@darkspark86 ohhh lol you're good

Get off your knees

Nah that's just Mark Rubin he's the fish ai guy if you remember the cod ghost marketing

It's a great game, 10x more fun that CoD has been in years. This AJ review is actually a really weak take but he's really not their audience so it's no surprise.

@@MrBocco1 actually, as an old school CoD fan, I think Joe's review is pretty fair. A 6/10 is about what it deserves, maybe a 7 when they add a bit of content and fix bunnyhopping (never in CoD could you airstrafe back and forth in air off the same jump like in this game, it just destroys immersion and game feel).

Too bad. You should try it. It's actually the best thing Ubisoft has done in a while.

​@@NebLleb its shit.

Thats kinda a sad reality we live in,on too many products you pay for the name. Adidas ,Nike all shit products but just because they made them a name in the back in time history long forgotten, now you paying just for the name like a Ferrari cause it has a effin black horse on it but truly its just worth of sh*t.

Well this game doesn’t have the Tom Clancy name on it anymore so….

@@1div2agent74it’s literally within the first 3:00 of the video. Did you even watch it or are you a bot?

Exactly. OG TC was about fighting terrorists, saving hostages and espionage.

@@peosio96they took the name off

“Was that the color blue? Were you? WERE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!”

Or they will be at 1 hp only to melt YOU easily with less bullets. It makes zero sense

@@_Paul_Nhit headshots

@@psychoticskittle7805 Hitmarkers and doing 0 damage is my favorite gameplay aspect like blatantly when playing at 20 ping it still happens lmfao.

@@psychoticskittle7805 So you're telling me that every pro E-sport player left their games to join Xdefiant? Because that shit happened in 7 out of 10 matches back when I played. Sometimes I get matches where people actually die and I don't explode as soon as someone looks at me, and those were mildly entertaining, but it's certainly not worth it. I won't tank through 9 miserable games just to get a single one with a mediocre cod experience.

Mane YESSSS holy tits its awful

and it's EXTREMELY spammy. Constant slew of popups and highlighted store tabs to draw attention. The clowns I mean 'operators' have destroyed any sense of immersion.

I think they did that cause of warzone since it’s free to play

@@Memtex that’s their excuse yeah

@@savy4266 not really an excuse if people can play Warzone for free might as well add skins to the game similar to Fortnite

Who said anything about CoD?

Underrated 😂

didn't know my cat had a youtube account haha. Hi Whiskers!

@@TheRealUcanUwillbrother you have a great night sleep and have fun and have fun and be careful I will see how you’re doing today and tomorrow and I’ll see if you have any more questions

Was it a blue bird? Was it FUGGIN BLUE??!!!!

Fr.

I doubt it took them time to make this simple as game lmfao.

So does everything else? What are you on about

@@trolliffy115 what I'm on about is the game better be good to sink time into it ... Don't just sink time into because it's free lol

But it’s fun

It just proved that Ubisucks bar continues to get lower

@@ricardohoang8452It’s actually good and the devs communicate

@@dysruptz6522Yes! Exactly! All this hate for Ubisoft when they’re actually listening to us on XDefiant and communication unlike a certain other FPS. I appreciate all the love they provide for us XD fans.

I'm glad we got an angry review quickly but I wished that he would've done more for games like Helldivers 2, Palworld, Dragon's Dogma 2, Stellar Blade (I know that he has a rapid fire review and Alex is great at reviewing but still), and FF7 Rebirth. Joe claims this month is going to be a down month but we have Shadow of the Erdtree for Elden Ring which will be a big thing this month, wish he would've done that as well since he gave it a 10/10 instead of leaving it to Alex(who i don't mind, since he's a big souls player but i would like to hear Joe's take on it as well).

Not much to the game.

Agreed, the debate over it being a cod killer or not is far louder than anyone who has ever claimed it actually is. Some people just want a game that isn't cod and not have that mean to go play battlefield, a drastically different style game. Not sure why people immediately leapt to "omg these guys are trying to kill cod".

@@lindigjbecause people are begging for anything other than what modern CoD offers.

I legit saw it in one review from a critic detailing how the whole ass company thought xdefiant was going to take the crown from cod. I think that's where people got the cod killer memo from. I could be wrong but I think kotaku said it

@UghHimAgain of course kotaku said it lmao

@@lindigj A debate wouldn't exist without people saying "it's a cod killer". I've seen plenty of idiots on reddit who were saying things along the lines of "Man, dis is da real CoD experience that I want. CoD trash now. XDefiant is killing cod".

Maybe I am pump rock fan or whatever its called, but from what I have seen, I actually like these xdefiant skins, I think the style they are going for is appealing. Sure it is weird to have such style in a shooter, but they obviously aren't trying to go after serious realistic vibea, thats why they took Tom Clancy's name off from this, cause it was stupid to have it. I do not play these type of games, so I am not being a fanboy, but everyone I have seen, says that these skins look terrible, and I see where these people coming from, but I think these skins are cool, thats my personal opinion. I would hate them in Battlefield game, but here I think it works.

@@TheRealUcanUwill I wholeheartedly disagree with you, but its cool to see someone voicing an opinion sensibly. Respect!

It's stupid and should be removed, I was shooting at a dude. He slide canceled jumped and then storages a whole 3 ft to the left and killed me. That's the exact kind of thing that is going to kill. This game. Same with the game split gate. Super fun to play but the portal system got waaaay to complicated for most people and the game died. Fortnite and it's building is another example of that. People want straight shooters that prove gun skill. No one wants to die because of ability cheese 80% of the time. 😊

​@@darthrevan2957Sorry to tell you man but you just don't like literally *anything* that requires actual skill or practice. The movement in this game isn't even crazy considering the strong aim assist

@@darthrevan2957lmao get better at aiming and you would’ve killed him

​@dangerguy32 It is that crazy. Even with aim assist It's near impossibly hit somebody When they are going fifty different directions mid air. To me it sounds like you are One of those people that do it and you don't want it, remove the game.

​@@somealmondnutz1697Aiming better won't kill them when you can't even hit them.

He can because he is one. Kinda like black people can say the N word.

​@@kato093 wtf are you on about?

@@bulgarianreaper6587Who invented basketball? What white language is all successful rap performed in? It’s culture theft.

@kato093 is he? I mean, I never spent time thinking on Joe's political inclinations, but he strikes me as more of a Right guy, probably voting for Trump this year (not judging, I would vote for Trump if I was American)

@@viniciuslimasantos4103 He is super far left. He has TDS.

Amen! The only games I play of there's is Far Cry and I've never been tempted by their micro transactions.

Personally, I do not play online games, so it is easy for me to say, but I just never touch free to play games, I do not mean it as insult, but it feels that these games are for kids who can't really buy games yet, Free to play is instant turn off for me, because you know its not a charity, why should I ever want to play a game that is designed to nickel and dime me, it sounds awful. I want game where I pay up front and the fun is now mine. I know there are supposedly good free to play games like Path of exile or Warframe, but I never even got into those, because it has to be a catch.

​@@TheRealUcanUwill The problem now our days is that even games you payed nikle and dime you. I was looking some games on discount yesterday hoping to get some good deal and most of them where just lowering the main game price while having ton of DLC and add-ons that to get the full experience you still needed more than just buying a full game in the old days. So the discount for the main game is just fake really. It just makes the game slightly less overpriced.

@@SIPEROTH Yes, I know man. I believe SIms 4 is now entirely free, but I remember vanilla Sims 4 being complete garbage, so you get that for free, but then all the DLC packs are like 40 bucks each. Same with Paradox games, they discount stuff like Stellaris and Europa, but these games have like 500 dollars worth of DLC. I love stellaris tho. I remember playing FIFA long time ago, maybe it was FIFA 2006 or something like that, and it had amazing system where it had unlockable content and you got points from just playing game or doing fun challenges. You could unlock ball skins, uniforms, all star teams etc. It was fun, because system was built simply to make it fun. Then they got rid of it and it took me few years to realize why that system is not in their games anymore. I realized that system brings them no monetary gain, and now everything in those Sports games built to intentionally not be fun, so you would pay them real money to make it fun, its insidious.

@@TheRealUcanUwill i mean, isnt that the trade off? theres free games that are completely playable and fun on their own, with other ways for the developers to make money and make the game more accessible? i dont understand why that would make you ignore such a wide variety of interesting and fun games

Libertad looks like a bunch of annoying rich college kids, not actual revolutionaries. (i get to say this as a broke college kid)

​@@negative6442 Maybe is because they actually are annoying rich kids.

@@negative6442 I mean it makes sense, you can misread it as libtard

@@negative6442 Because actual revolutionaries have no definied uniform. It happened before in various guerilla wars such as the Vietnam war and even in the Iraq wars. Even Hamas has no defined uniforms because if they had one, they'd get sniped easily by the more powerful force. Same thing with Deadsec, you dont want to advertise to everyone that you're a hacker IRL, do you?

@@Deodank Except that's literally wrong. Iraq wasn't a revolution, and Hamas does have their own uniforms, they just choose to not fight in them at times for reasons that should be obvious. The Vietnam War wasn't a revolution, and the Vietnamese in the August revolution had uniforms. Hell, the CUBAN REVOLUTIONARIES that Libertad is based off of wore uniforms.

Especially with the controversy of downscaling the game AFTER it was presented at E3 all those years ago...

Watch dogs 2 redeemed it though

@@alxa1683 And legion ruined it again

2 was what one was suppose to be and legion was a fucking mistake​@@alxa1683

It could have been Reacher, John Wick and The Punisher combined in terms of story.

"Somethings not right with that boy..." -Tom Hank Hill

Also, no Assassin's Creed faction? Wtf

Cant wait to see the raving rabbits faction they announced was coming

That’ll be $10

@@gabrielchin4161I’m sorry last I checked the only assassins creed game with guns was black flag and rogue which yknow had flintlocks which would not work here

Just a fyi back in 2022 beta day's they said netcode/stable servers were there top priorty. november 2023 devs said they are working on hit detection and netcode. So give them 4yrs to fix bunny hopers

Bunnyhopping and the movement is not an issue.

snipers are the only reason i play, if they nerf those im uninstalling

“If you cant find easy enemies, its because you are the easy enemy”

​@@fullypinnedfilms2910cuss they f in overpower with no flich then it will take skill😂

You are a legend

God bless you, brother

I'm going to guess the song isn't on anything, really? Couldn't find the group or song on Spotify, and the only thing I found on RU-vid was one live performance of the song. Unless I'm missing something.

@@TreiskadekDevil The song is titled EFE - 3 Seconds East posted by a channel named Linkinbert, i don't know if the song is on spotify or anything like that cause i don't use music streaming services.

@BorsPepsi Thank you! I did find the none live version on RU-vid, and I appreciate it. I did find out it's bot on Spotify sadly,probably cause apparently it's an unreleased song from what I was reading, though interestingly through a Google search you can find a Spotify page for the band, but it has nothing, so maybe it was there at one point and removed. I also found it on an app called Soundcloud. Just some extra info in case anyone else is ever curious.

100% missed views lol

Let’s see if it pays off 😊

Same homie same

same😤

That was great. Made me realize that OJ is in great shape. Maybe it will sound pathetic for younger readers, but I am around same age as OJ (unlike OJ, also look the part, that young looking a-hole...), and it does not seem old, but maybe it is old, because made me realize that if you wanted me to jump around for 15 seconds like that, it would be kind off hard now haha. I am not 20 anymore :( Also need to lose same weight :)

That need to be removed and keep boots glued to the ground because losers have no gun skill

​@@TheRealUcanUwill10 min of exercise a day goes a long way

he did say there wasnt a lot of games that came out recently he prob just picked this one since its so popular

​@@tribble132 Joe: There wasn't lot of games came out recently. Meanwhile Stellar Blade, FF7 Rebirth, Helldivers 2, Tekken 8 and other games that in fact came out recently: Keep telling yourself that.

​@@maxcanonstunner6532FF7? Why bother, these 3D hentai games come out each month, wasn't there already FF7? And now there's another FF7? Do the devs not understand how numbers work?

@@Ligmaballin Yes, I heard FF7 was extended to 3 parts to expand the story and content. Besides, He reviewed games Spider-Man 2 and God of War Ragnarok which are similar to their last games. So why not? Also what are these 3D hantai games you're talking about? For science purposes ofc.

@@maxcanonstunner6532 My guy each time i saw an image of FF7 it's always busty chicks in bikinis

Idk but thank God for it.

One of the villains in farcry 6 literally calls them libertards so somebody definitely knew about it

its spanish for freedom bro

@@disknee6630 I know

​@@brandonnelson94no you didn't know😂

First thing that came to mind lol like bro, there has been some top quality games and NONE were reviewed (but Xdefiant and Skull and Bones were)

He only reviews shit that can get likes and views. He’s a business first. Also they don’t like yakuza much

Why dont you just list every game thats ever come out that we havent reviewed. Wouldnt that be fair? Btw, 2024 has been a down year for games compared to recent years. You'll see, but what do I know, ive only been doing this for my life for i dont know 12 minutes?

​​@@AngryJoeShow Ah yes, games like Stellar Blade, FF7 Rebirth, Rise of the Ronin, Helldivers 2, Tekken 8 and other games that he literally listed came out recently in this year and the games that you know, DESERVES TO GET AN ANGRY REVIEW MORE THAN A FREE TO PLAY GAME AND NOT A SHORT RAPID FIRE REVIEW! But sure, 2024 has been a down year for games, even more than 2021 because you only did 3 angry reviews in 6 months and focuses more on movie/TV show reviews than angry game reviews. Whatever you say, Joe. This is so disappointing. I watched you for almost 10 years and I still watch your reviews. But you gotta stop embarassing yourself, Joe. This isn't the first time you done something like this.

@@AngryJoeShow I’m sorry joe, it’s more like a down year of Angry Reviews. 😔

Must mean you don't play a lot of games then.

​@@baphomeatyou say like it's a bad thing

@@dudeimtellingthetruth When you are trying to have an 'opinion' on the wider gaming sphere if you don't play games.... well then you shouldn't have an opinion. It's like how I can't have an opinion on sports teams cause I don't watch sports... he doesn't ACTUALLY play games so he doesn't have a valid opinion. Simple as that.

You'd be banned on the spot for promoting witch hunting/hate speech on xDefiants reddit lmao

​@@DevilDriverMGOyeah, beta is hate speech. Lol

@@DevilDriverMGO Can attest to this I was temp banned for this exact reason for doing this exact thing and just told the reddit goons to make it a perma ban cause I was gonna come back and do it again in 3 days when the ban lifted... I was perma banned within 2 minutes of that.

"I already shot you, but the bullet damage doesn't take effect until I reload my gun." -actually wait... that sounds like a neat effect for a video game gun! 😂 that started as a joke but if any aspiring devs wanna use that concept in their game just shout me out in your credits k? ❤

I wonder why they didn't go with Division character. You know, The Division game ?

esp when you play division 2, they go crazy hard in there

@@shirokatatsu5886 The beta tests had outcasts. i suspect they will add division and other factions over time.

@@Sonlirain wish they add Hunter, love those mfs

​@@Sonlirainwas it Outcasts? Last I saw it was the Hyenas (common bandits and marauders) which were also from Division 2 that were basically the Rioters from the first game.

true enough. this is why I never bother expecting any big games from Joe. expect a game to review that HE LIKES. if its something similar to COD he'd definitely prioritize it. because of course...american.

@@raisevilla2753 Yeah. I guess the only games he's good at are fps like COD. I saw him GOW Ragnarok gameplay and it's so painful to watch. I really think he'd love Stellar Blade. I was worried that game wouldn't even get a rapid fire review because they never acknowledged the game's existence. But I'm glad it atleast got acknowledged by the AngryJoeShow and Alex giving it 8. I had a feeling that Joe would've dumped on the game only because of EVE's body if he reviewed it instead.

An above average Neir clone, a remake, helldivers 2 ill give you, no one's heard of this one, and the 8th entry in a fighting game franchise lol You proved him right

@@socialistcatdad So basically you're making stuff out to defend Joe, huh? Stellar Blade is not above average if you even played the damn game and the only aspects it was inspired by Nier is similar story, inspired combat animations flair and inspired design. And Helldivers 2 is beloved by the entire world. Many people heard of it, it's just you. FF7 Rebirth is a remake. So what's your point? He reviewed lot of remakes including the first part of FF7. MK1 is the 12th entry in franchise and he reviewed previous 3 games. So again, what's your point? Out of all these games that deserved to get an Angry Review, a free to play game gets an angry review instead and they get a shot rapid fire review? Yeah, how I exactly proved his point, my guy? If anything, you proved my point even more by making this comment. And the fact that you liked your own delusional comment is so funny 🤣 Edit: you could've worded it more clearer by saying something like "I'll give you a point with Helldivers 2" or "you got a point with Helldivers 2". What does "ill" supposed to mean? You made it sound like you're talking about illness. And then saying "no one heard of it this one" after that without even describing what game your talking about made it even more confusing. Not everyone can understand other people's words if they weren't clear enough. So who's the moron, again?

@maxcanonstunner6532 I literally said "helldivers 2 I'll give you" you moron lmfao

Same

It’s still insanely sweaty

@@Cheddar_Wizard Only if you suck

We thought SBMM was the problem. Its just the modern gaming audience.

@@ryanslattery9340 Its both

Hilarious😂

so it has division 2 enemy gameplay.... lol

So it has og Cod bullet mechanics... i'd prefer that over recent cod games.

No cod has ever done this so idk why defiant would but alright

That’s how I feel too man

Guys like the creative director are the ones making all these fruity gay skins.

They're punk pants.

@@TrueLunacy they're female pants on a man

Same as ,its good for about an hour then it's repetitive

i play as echelon...... CAUSE I WANT A NEW SPLINTER CELL!!!!!

I go for the Libertad and Fourth Echelon, myself. I like combat medics, so although hailing from the weakest entry in the Far Cry franchise that isn't the Wii port of Instincts Evolution, the Libertad and their skills were right up my alley. Echelon's Scouting abilities and Sonar goggles however are a steal when it comes to scout classes.

Rogue Company???? Aight u sold me

Ya it's not a bad game. It is just.. very generic tho. There's nothing nlthat really sticks out to you about it. It feels like basically just another CoD that (activision) pumps out every year. I also feel like sometimes the netcode doesnt work occasionally. I'll be shooting someone and then the bullets dont seem to register for a second or two and then by that time im dead even tho i was shooting on target first. But ya, all in all it's a decent game. The whole like gun skin price is insane that it costs that much but especially (in games like this) where it's cosmetic i honestly dont care about it that much either. Cuz ya, im just not gonna buy it. Now if it was p2w shit where the mtx gave u better guns or upgrades than ya, that's just bad.

I’m still like WTF on him not reviewing FF16 & TOTK from last year.

@@davidcase8972 You aren't allowed to talk about Nintendo games ever, or else Nintendo's legal department will turn you into an indentured slave for the rest of your life.

It’s 30gb

It’s so good, and only 30gb