Xiao Helps You Get Back to Sleep After a Nightmare (blowing/hair stroking/dubstep/assurance) 

Only people who watched me when I had 600 subs and CringeArchon remember the KFC video 🧍🏻‍♂️ Edit//= I used to sleep w the dog squish mallow lmfaooo

LMAOO PLS UR FUNNY ASF💀 “did i devour ur dreams? that’s ridiculous yeah. yeah i did.”

"When I first met you.. I thought you were really f***ing weird.." I died- 😂✋

Xiao : “you’re having a nightmare… fine, i’ll get rid of it for you.” Xiao : *SCP noises commence*

Xiao: when I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Listener:....And?? Xiao: and you are 😐

When Xiao said “ YOUR REALLY FUCKING WEIRD”. Haaaaaaaaaaaa And the “YOU LISTEN MOTHER MOTHER WITH ME” I DIEING IN LAUGHTER.

Xiao: blows into ear with emo powers Me: *gets shivers*

I was relaxing then got a "your really fucking weard"just got me into histerics

"you listen to MOTHERMOTHER WITH ME for hours" XDDDDDD honestly i would, i love mothermother and i love xiao, what a perfect combination💞

I was trying to relax and just listen to this but I kept laughing 💀

Nai: “Did I devour your dream? Don’t be ridiculous… yes I did” Me:“Well shit, I guess you ate yourself” Love this video :'))

BAGAHGDGDDC THATS SO HILLARIOUS- LISTENING TO MOTHER MOTHER WITH XIAO? SIGN ME UPPPP

"when i first met you, i thought you were very fucking weird" STOP PLEAEE EVERYONE I EVEN MET THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD AT FIRST I CANT NCJABCKBSFNNSC

“WILL THAT HELP MY QINGXIN” that was a jumpscare

OMG I REMEMBER THE KFC DATE I WAS THE ONE WHO REQUESTED IT 😭😭

i've been getting really bad nightmares lately ty! i I SPIT OUT MY WATER WHEN I HEARD BABY OMG _also your art is so cute i will cry_

Just got to the “you were really fucking weird” and I- I understand, but it hurts ;u;

So is no one gonna talk about Xiao calling us fucking weird after the KFC date💀💀

I love this and Xiao hugging the squish mallow is so cute

"16 buckets of KFC" 😭

you and luna are absolutely the best asmr genshin people,LIKE I LISTEN TO YOU GUYS 24/7 BRO YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME HAPPY BRO THANK YOU

I'm sorry but every time I see xiao now all I can think about is "IF YOUR TOAST EVER BURNS-"

THIS IS SO FUNNY “You listen to mother mother with me..for hours😻😻” GOOD NIGHT KMFOAOAOAOOA

Finally more xiao content ‼️

‘you listen to mother mother with me *tries not to laugh* just because i ask’ had me rolling this was so funny also ‘when i first met you, i thought you were really fucking weird’

“When I first met you.. I thought you were really f***ing weird” Me :yep that’s s me 🥲

Xiao: *when I first met you I thought you were weird and annoying* Us: *aaaand?* Xiao: *and you are*

The fact that this came up on my notifs, and the fact that I got my new puppy at the same time makes this better, time to listen to this with him 🤩🙌

Xiao: *blows air* Me: *curls up into a ball*

I need an 8 hour version where the end with the breathing and nature sounds just loops forever 😩

This makes me uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time

Did I devour your dream?? Don't be ridiculous. .. Yeah,.. Yeah I did.

YOU'RE VOICE IS THE EXACT SAME AS XIAO'S WTFFFFFF, I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE RU-vidR! SLAYY!;;

Where was this when i needed it at 1 am? Either way thank you, I really needed this one since yesterday was a pretty shitty day.

" you listen to mother mother with me" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I WOULD HOW DID YOU KNOW

"Well when I first met you I though that your so fucking weird" IM GOING TO FCKING CRYYYYYY XDDDASCB

i heard the laugh when you said about mother mother and started crying

impeccable timing

Nah this weak was really bad for me and this audio it really helps all I just need is Xiao to come home 👹

“you listen to mother mother with me for hours” HELPPP NOT MOTHER MOTHER 😭💀

Me wearing headphones hearing the shift to the right side of my headphones: “OH DAMN- HE’S SLEEPING ON MY FLOOR I GUESS 😂😂”

I had just woke up but I’m trying to get back to bed and this is really helpful thank you

Love the art 😍 its so CUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"since you took me on that crappy kfc date" xiao how dare you popcorn chicken is amazing 🙄 i even marry it if you dont respect my kfc >:0

you are the best xiao

“Did I devour your dreams? Your ridiculous, yeah. Yeah I did.

ok but ily for making these, I cant sleep these days, even if I'm very young I cannot sleep, and I always wanted cuddles since I always had nightmares of my loved ones dying, well most of the time, that's why I hug my pillow o lay on the pillow thinking its him these days now, tysm for making this, it makes me fall asleep easier, don't give up Captain Nai

I'm crying, that's gorgeous... 😭💘💘💘

Xiao: you listen to mothermother with me. Me: WAIT YOU KNKW THEM... I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE XIAO OMG

WAIIT ITS UR BIRTHDAY??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAI

Xiao: that you really f!cking weird. Me: ya I’ll take that hit I know I am f!cking weird.🙃😊✨

GASP. THATS YOUR ART?? AHH YOU DID SO WELL HE LOOKS SO PRETTY 💕💕 GOOD JOB ON THE VIDEO AND ART

the fact that i had one and i was looking for something to help, Thank you Nai!💙

bro it said dubstep i thought he was about to start playing some remixes and bust down 💀💀

Me and my friend stupidly played a SCARY HORROR GAME AT NIGHT TIME that were both afraid of and I kept having nightmares and this calmed me down 😭

Ah yes, Xiao the humanoid dreamcatcher

The fact no one’s talking about the mother mother comment is sending me into the stratosphere I’m fucking dying.

Also nice drawing!

"When I first met you, I thought you were really fucking weird." I FUCKING DIEDDDD "After our first date, I was REALLY thinking you're fucking weird" LMAOoo "you listen to mother mother with me" omg I love mother mother! lets listen together!

Good thing he didn’t see my nightmare cause he would prolly see me stopping while in the middle of being chased by a monster to yell “oh my god, MOMMY!!” at this very beautiful spider lady, to quickly go back to running away from said monster. Best part was before I went to run again she looked at me! 😍

1:41 EEE I LOVE THAT PART-

Not the 16 buckets 😭💀😂😂😂😂

Tysm for making this !! I'll make sure I listen to it every night, your voice is so comfortinggg- Can I get a Hi or a virtual hug? :o

I was dieing at 'our KFC date' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHEN HE YAWNED I YAWNED TO LMAO

Imagine in 200 years some archeologists find this video and actually belive this emo shortie was a realperson💀

Now modules can wait im going back to sleep TwT

I love your xiao fanart it is soooooooo cute oh Dios mío sorry had too ummmm speak Spanish cuz omg this fanart you made is sooooooooo cute

'' Oh for the love of Morax your trembling! '' had me wheezing XD imagine Morax hearing that! He would be like: '' My child loves me yay! ''

CC be like at 4:14 instead of the flower xing thingy bob i forgot the name: the flower is called shin sing now GREAT GREAT THANK YOU CAPTIONS OUR FLOWER FOR ASENDING XIAO IS SHIN SING OKAY THANK YOU-

*I fogot that i bought 16 buckets of KFC fried chicken just so me and Venti could smuggle drugs*

I like this one I don't really have much to say other than I like it It's nice

I actually fell asleep to this

XIAO DEVOURING LISTENERS BAD DREAM 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶

IN EARLY >:)))) Also amazing work on your asmr videos and ur art, ur very talented

It’s the crappy KFC date for me 🥳❤️

What a cute drawing❤

“I laughed be cause of you-“ * Xiao learns to laugh flashbacks *

The dubstep noise made me jump and squeal lol. 😆😆 It tickles 😆😆😂😂😂😂

Yeah your right about me being weird- GO ask my friends they will tell you that im obsessed with Venti-

YES IN MOTHER MOTHER WE TRUST‼💪💪

IM SO SORRY BUT WHEN HE SAID CRAPPY KFC DATE MY BROTHERS SPEAKER SAID “wanna break from the ads😏” 💀 I CAN’T😭

"your really fucking weird "😭

IM SCREAMINGGG TYSMMMM FOR THIS VIDEOOOO

MOTHER MOTHER BABY LET'S GO

I kept laughing cause now whenever I see xiao I think of his VA trying to laugh as him. 😭

I had to do a double take when I read dubstep💀

"Well you see" NO NO DHAR MAN GET OUT OF THIS AUDIO

Real life: me, gets to kfc. Buys only a little chicken Hordes all the sides The end.

MOTHER MOTHER FOR LIFE YEAHHHHHHHH

1:14 Dhar mann that you?

Lmaoo I love Mother Mother

5:00 I WAS SO NOT READY FOR THAT

I'M HERE

I can see what you did there😖

Not gonna lie I more imagine my Genshin oc who’s in love with Xiao whenever I listen to the ones with just Xiao. But then there’s literally everything else. That’s where I insert myself.

when i first met you...i thought u were rlly fking weird....and when we went to out first date...i thought you were RLLLYY fcking weord IM DYING

SIXTEEN BUCKETS OF KFC

Damn what if i was having a good dream one of those iykyk🤔

sorry for ruining the 69 comments but the art is rlly cute- LMAO my battery is also 69😂