Xiao Wants To Have A Baby With You?! [Genshin ASMR] [Xiao x Listener] [tw: bad adeptus parenting] 

Domestic Hyan arc **chefs kiss**

Are we not gonna talk about how xiao said “we could eat flowers on the mountain top” Xiao gonna feed the baby flowers then throw it of the mountain 💀

Xiao: "Tiny, crying blob of flesh" Me: *Crying with laughter*

"Jeez, can't believe I've started making jokes" GUYS HIS DAD JOKE POWERS HAVE ALREADY BEEN ACTIVATED HE'S TOO POWERFUL

LMAO HE WAS LIKE "wdym i can't throw them off the mountain for training???"

Xiao: wearing those human rubbers when we do it Me: say what-

"blob of flesh" omg Xiao, what 😂 but he sounded genuinely happy about having a baby, it was so cute 🥺

"Human rubbers" HELP IDK WHY I WHEEZED HERE, I'M CRYING 😭😭😭

xiao: why are you crying?? literally me, not even crying: oh uhh, *waa, waaa, waaa.*

Listener be like: ARE-ARE ARE WE BREAKING UP?! 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰🥺🥺🥺🥺

Now we need an audio of xiao taking care of the baby while the listener sleeps

I feel like xaio would be a rlly embarrassing dad

"Tiny crying blob of flesh-" *W H E E Z E*

"xiao, why is our child out in the woods?" "they must learn how to survive in the wild." *"...xiao, they're three months old--"* FDNVBBNDBNVSBN THIS AUDIO THOUGJ ITS RLY CUTE

Xiao:blob of flesh Me:JUST CALL IT A BABY

The ending was wholesome and adorable.... But still the 7:28 one and "Blob of Flesh" ✨ tho🤣

"Blob of flesh" 😭 this manz to innocent and cute

Bestie! As a Xiao simp, I’m begging you for Xiao’s baby. PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I’m already subscribed, love ya hyacinth 💚💚💚

“No some seelie baby we kidnapped from its core” I love Xiao 🤣🤣🤣

THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND I'M ALSO BLUSHING AND LAUGHING RN THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST AUDIOS YOU'VE EVER DONE TBH GREAT WORK!! But ofc all of ur audios r amazing!!

Plot twist: CloudRetrainer was watching the entire thing

7:28 I'm officially dead💀 ✨⚰️✨

Forever gonna call babies blobs of flesh!!

Not me just straight up dieing because he called babys a blob of flesh

I would love a version of this asmr with scaramouche🥺💜☺️

oh jeez I forgot this existed and how much the video made me blush djdhdjdjd this is just my opinion, but I kind of miss this version of Xiao's voice! It's very cute!

TY FOR BLESSING US WITH ANOTHER VIDEO (EVEN IF IT’S A REUPLOAD), MAKE SURE TO REST, DRINK WATER, AND EAT FOOD 🥰💖

I SAW THE NOTIF AND WHEN I TELL YOU I RAN. (I was drawing Kazuha but that can wait 🛐)

FIRST- THIS HASNT EVEN STARTED BUT IT ALR SOUNDS WHOLESOME

I give babies to any genshin character 🙂

HUMAN RUBBERS LMFAOOO

I’m sorry, eat flowers? In elementary I ate flowers then 😂

Xiao: I am tired of using those human rubbers when we do it Me: ...

Xiao I think you need to have a lesson or 2 with ganyu or yanfei about adeptus human life because BOI if you continue doing dum sacrificial stuff it's gonna rub off on the kids

you kidnapped a child xiao? 😦

“Listener, we neAd no tawk”

Me: *reading the title screen* *Sees this:* We’Ll MaKe ThE cUtEsT lItTlE eDgElOrDs 😂

OH MY GO-O-ODDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *proceeds to sob*

HELP DOMESTIC XIAO IS SO CUTE

ANYTHING FOR YOU XIAO 😍

I CAME HERE AFTER I WAS DONE HELPING SAO BAO AND WATCHING HER STREAM HEHEE

Me who never wants babies bc of the aftermath and how I've seen people seggualize it...I mean the way u birth a baby lying down I heard was bc the guy wanted to watch....and the amount of stuff that u go through yeah no thanks adopting is better but I don't like children. and would be a terrible parent so animals:) are u okay with that xioa? A cute cat from a shelter :]

BABIES 👶

“Blob of flesh” XD

I would drop everything to take care of my child tbh also deja vu????

7:28 “no throwing them off the mountain?”

I was looking at food how the Frick frack did I end out here

“tw: bad adeptus parenting”

I’m married and my husband was like “Honey, can we have babies?” I was like “the hell did you say?” He repeated it again but saying “Honey, can we have babies? Please honey I beg you!” I was like “…” so he took it for a yes and yeah… RIP my legs🪦 I don’t know what I’m doing right now but everything is true😭

finally grandchildren

It’s crazy how you don’t sound like a single character you’re trying to role play as-😂💀 you pump those videos out tho lmao

I never know what to comment ither then I fucking love this

The thumbnail was enough to make me laugh till my back started hurting.

please. dont make them train. theyre 1 month old. betch you're not making them fly like a bird

its not one of the best ideas xiao,the abused becomes the abuser and im asexual,plus bad anger issues-

He knows how babies are made right?….

0:56 WHO TF IS THIS???🤬🤬

"Human rubbers" does he mean condoms?????

Him: Why are you crying? Me: I dont know??? 😃

wait am i going crazy or have you posted this before

👶blob of flesh

Did we get preggo w his babies again or the one I watched was from another va

EDGELORDS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not me thinking the title said “ gimme your rabies “

Woah woah woah 3 kids 🧐

It’s 00:34 rn and I’m dying at: Blobs of flesh Human rubber things Help- I was supposed to be asleep at 10pm 😭

ofc we can

I swear I've seen this video before 😨 am I loosing my mind?

I'm seeing this now and this was made 9 months ago..... If you understand what I'm saying then... 👶

Pov: i cant get Babys😭

Wait so they be doing it before-

VIDEO WAS AT 691 VIEWS 🤩🤩🤩

Im here cuz listener fainted 😊

Istg you've posted this before

Hddydhdj

The thumbnail threw me off

wrong parenting method