xQc speaking in hieroglyphs 

2:33 we see xqc's other persona take over

Imagine him stopping you out in the public and trying to ask if you got the time, but sounding like this. I would just instantly start crying in confusion, throw my wallet at him, apologize and run home in terror.

0:03 the Chinese Brain Chip in my head activating after hearing the code word ‘Sup’

Omg the pickaxe is too fucking funny. My co workers just asked what i am laughing at.

His condition is actually both known and curable. I had it too - its called tachylalia - essentially your mouth is out of sync with your brain, and it takes about 1 to 2 years to synchronize it by doing a bunch of exercises with a metronone where you try to speak much slower and more clear... If he ever goes to a logotherapists he can sort this out. And I am not kidding, this thing ruined my childhood man, I couldn't speak at all and therefore I had no friends. If anyone else has this, you can fix this.

1:38 Goats be like:

Bluds the only person on Earth who speaks ancient Egyptian

as someone who speaks fast i could only understand a little of what xqc is saying

0:20 bro turned into a pvz zombie

1:54 when he snapped back to say shut up after speaking in tongue

2:33 i do that sometimes randomly

This live action adaption of Boomhauer from King Of The Hill is great

This dude is cracked out beyond belief

this is the language of the gods

"They can't understand me I'm talkin hieroglyphics" - Playboi Carti

YESSSS!!!! TURRRKEY 0:32

xqc speaks dyslexia

0:41 if if you if you if if if FUCKING STUTTERED

1:43 lalo salamanca

Imagine your high asf juat cruising I gta and this 00:03 happens lmfao

its like hes trying to communicate with us

POV: you have a stroke

Bro is the sims character

0:59

matt damon duuuuuuuud

The concerning “oh my god” @1:13 was a little added spice to the comedy

Bro is Canada's Eminem.

Bro really said " ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓𝙹⊣ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ╎リ⊣"

bro speaking crafting table

Have nice night😢

bro is fluent in ancient egyptian

*_TURKEY!_*

he needs a little bit of bom swing in the left right there.

Me speaking to my crush. 1:00

here after watching the meat canyon episode on xQc. How is this less coherent than papa meat's caricature

Bro talks like the micro machines guy and Blurr from transformers

1:00 sounded like he was speaking with Japanese accent

Definitely adderall and energy drinks with minimal sleep

on some of them he is speaking french because he is french canadian

Don't watch in 2x speed

this man is not a human, he's an alien

0:53 When I first heard English it was on television and it sounded EXACTLY LIKE THIS. I thought the person speaking was pretending to speak elegantly to appear intelligent, and I thought the guy translating the English was making fun of this person.

So will that be a big mac eith a large soda and fries

and this guy makes millions every year

The subtitles💀

have nice night.

bro have sharpness V to his pc

0:58 not a single correct info

Bro speaks in simlish 💀

I cant understand him at 0.5 speed💀🪑

This dude can do so much more if he actually try to speak slower

That awkward moment when you realize you talk like this this too cuz ur also from Quebec :skull:

repricicatating

YESSS TÜRKIYE!! 💥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷📢📢

How is this man famous

I kinda feel bad becouse i stutter too, he just need to speak slower and i known the struggle

YESSSSS TURKEY!

Resapatation?

Lee Lisa Walker Michael Walker Cynthia

😂

What's actually wrong with him?

Does he really have trouble speaking English?

Lee Michael Rodriguez Mary Robinson Michelle

Autism lord

LMFAO 1:07

Stroke language