Y/n and the Slytherin Gang || 

"Platform 9 and 3/4, well I can think of something else with the same measurements ; )" That one... that one, caught me REALLY off guard-

Y/n just giving them all concerned looks

All of them took me off guard- Draco’s pickup lines are the most rizzful ones😭🤚🏻

"I'll give you a night my father won't hear about" Dam Draco 😌

THE MOANING MYRTLE ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I FELL ON TEH FLOOR

OML THE LAST THEO'S AND DRACO'S ONE WAS LITERALLY INSANE GURL 👹👹

The 9 and 3/4 one😭

I DIDN'T KNOW ID BE WAKING UP TO THIS 😭

Draco wants her to ride his broom so bad🤣

Y/n:boys y’all do this everyday y’all need to stop flirting with me Mattheo:not happening Draco:I’m still going to flirt with you Theo:you’re too hot not to flirt with Tom:don’t be so hot then Y/n:oh my god Edit: oh my god this is the most likes I’ve ever got😃😀😄😁😆

Y/n you boys need a new hobbie

Dude I was smiling like a mad woman would be an understatement

*slaps Tom, Draco, and Theo* alright Mattheo let’s talk more

i mean i wish this was real the night my father won't hear abt

I think I know what he meant by " Platform 9 3/4 i can think of something with the same measurements"😳🤣😭

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH but Tom's first one really caught me off guard (also Theo's second one 😭) like imagine getting hit on w/ that pick up line

Draco’s was actually so good❤

I'd say yes to all of them. I'm literally blushing so much rn

Me just watching it like 👁👄👁

IM CRYING😭 BUT BLUSHING🤭❤

I would say yes to all of them💚🤣

Personally I can see boys doing this after school. Especially the boys in my school

Tom saying I hear you have some slytherin in you, want some more. I can’t, it killed me

Y/n: you know what I wish I was with Voldemort rn

Me: 🤰

Tom:”I hear you have some slytherian in you want some more” That got me dying

Omg i never blushed so hard😂❤😊

Tom god damn it I’m dieing😂

why the "hey my love" gets me laughing af

Does anyone else want to say yes to almost every one of them

Ummmm......I'm blushing pls help. I'm in the living room and my mom might walk in and be worried. Pls help. 🤣❤️❤️This caught me sooooo of guard.❤️❤️❤️😳😳😳😳😳

This is the funniest short I’ve ever seen like this for Harry Potter you gotta keep making more of these. I fell off my bed. I was laughing so hard.

THIS IS WHY I CANT WATCH ANYTHING AROUND MY FAMILY CAUSE THIS IS WHAT POPS UP EVERY FLIPPING TIME 😭😭

I’M SCREAMING RN ❤❤❤❤

The way draco said "I'll give u a night my father won't hear about" was so funny lol😂

"I have the fastest broom in the whole world, wanna ride it? 😏" AHHHHHH MY FACE IS RED AND HOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I heard you had some slytherin in you. Want some more?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hfbdhffbhffb I'm dying rn theo in the second one was like 🥵🔥

No but the “I’ll give you a night my father won’t hear about”❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂 so fvcking silly🤣

"Let me take you out and without a doubt I'll give you a night my father won't hear about" - Draco Malfoy was my favorite

THE PLATFORM ON TBPUGH 😂

whelp those are some interesting pickup lines

This felt personal but why amazing😂😂😂😂

Omg I can't breath I'm laughing so hard-

“ I hear u have some slytherin in u want some more ;1 “ that…. that got me dead on the floor.

“You have some slytherin in you? Want some more 😏” I was like 😳😳😳

The moaning Myrtle one for theo is uh- well I wasn't ready for that😂

Dracos lines were the best I would love his fast long broomstick 🤭😩

Not me at an Easter Egg hunt with my whole family in the room and forgetting this is on full blast 💀💀💀💀

dr. Seuss would be proud of the rhyming

Finally you won’t tell your father something

Mattheo, Draco, and Theo are definitely making me blush uncontrollably right now!

The "wanna ride on my broomstick?" caught me really of guard DAMM Draco!

I laughed so hard.I fell off the bed and started choking

" darling , you may be a muggle but that body is magical

Are you Voldemort cus I can’t seem to get you out of my mind 😂😂😂😂 I died dead

“If you were a dementor I would be a criminal just to get your kiss”I CANT

draco: “i’ll give you a night my father won’t hear about” me: FINALLY SOMETHING U DONT TELL UR FATHER

Yn just rolls her eyes like Guys! This is the third time today!

For someone obsessed with the Slytherin boys THEY SAW ME ROLLING WHEN I HEARD ABT THE SLYTHERIN ONE!!!😂😂😂😂

I FELL OFF THE SOFA, WEEZING

Mattheos and Draco’s lines are amazing😊

Omggggggg. I was sitting right next to my mom while watching this with my headphones on and I was trying my VERY VERY best to not blush so hard.😩✋ I love these men sm

“Sweetheart come and spend a few nights with me and I bet Moaning Myrtle will need a new nickname.” U guys know the song that goes like “I can’t do this anymore” that’s what I’m feeling but in a good way 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

Stop Draco has that AI pick up line rizz😭💀

If only real life men had this much rizz

Omg 😂❤

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE PICK UP LINES. NO ONE ELSE IS BETTER THAN THIS!!!!

It would have been the best edit ever if you added the song “I can’t do this anymore” at the end for y/n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stop I love how the audio is saying the lines so aggressively

"I heard u have some slythrin in you, want some more?" WHY 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

the draco measurement one oh jesus

“I’ll give you a night my father won’t hear about” lmao

The others:😂 The and Draco:🥵😍

"Let me take you out, and without a doubt.. Ill give you a night my father wont hear about" that is so Draco😂

The quitgaje one got to me

“I hear you have some Slytherin in you, want some more?” Caught me off gaurd 😂

HARRY THE SLITHERIN BOYS ARE HITING ON ME AGAIN

THE AI VOICES I CANT-

Honestly, draco, i can't thinkof anything with those measurements. 😅😮😂😊

Not Draco the hole time talking about his broom stick 💀💀💀💀

I was laughing so much omggg DRACO CHILLLL 😂

Omg 😂😅

Draco won with the "I'll give you a night my father won't hear about"

Mattheo, Theo, and Tom: 😂❤❤ Draco: 💀💀🍆

No tom or theo but Mattheo and draco are acceptable

Love how half of Draco's lines are about broomsticks 😂

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Bro they all got me off guard

Draco: I can think of something else with the same measurements Me: yeah me too. Your nose is the same measurement

We just trying to teatch them how to flirt now its competetive.

I'll give you a night my father won't hear about 😂 -- Draco

I-I-i ummm… um ummummmm…..no words (literally speaking gibberish bc all theses fine azz men just freekin gave the best pick up lines ever)

Y/n:.... Imma call thecops yall are disgusting

The way my jaw just dropped 😭💀

The way my jaw dropped😂

Dracos was f-ing crazy 9 3/4 got me 😂

"I hear you have some Slytherin in you. Want some more~" Uuummmmm okay😅

Y/n is just giving a death stare or the confused face✋

The moaning Myrtle one caught me off guard