yakuza kart 

tbh when I saw Lee driving that truck I knew what was coming

legends say akiyama is still sleeping til this day

Kuze was asserting his dominance by T posing on a pedal bike while competing with other, truly a mad lad 👹

Akiyama's laziness got him the victory.

Kiryu getting saved by Date-san took the entire budget out of the video! but yeah the funny part was 1:19 Kuze got hit by an airstrike

Damn, if only Daigo had a gun this would have an entirely different ending

Lee joke was cruel lmao

This is perfect. Also, hearing Pledge of Demon never gets old

@ 1:51 Damn she's still mad about that vinegar

yuki did the essence of lost vinegar

0:15 Took me a while to realize that this is Lee, not a Saejima clone

1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.

Ichiban flying off his kart after looking at his game pad to watch his level up is my favorite part of this video lmao

00:39 dont worry guys its a rubber car no one died

Alternatively, Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing

This truly made my day, Especially the Saejima at the back of the Police Truck and the Superman Yuki Missile

No one was harmed in the race, and those explosions were special effects. Also, congrats on the subs.

To get this joke you have to play about 9 different massive games and also watch through this youtube channel. Pretty insider stuff here.

This isn't yakuza kart It's yakuza art

1:28 That Yakuza 7 victory screen killed me.🤣🤣🤣

I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else

Unpopular Opinion: If Sega decides to do another mascot kart racing game, Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima should be there in a heartbeat.

Mine pushing Diago made me laugh harder than it should have

I love the attention to detail, like Majima's pink truck

Date-san giveth and Date-san taketh away

Finally, Tanimura's debut.

This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year

Mine wheeling daigo around in the hospital bed 💀💀💀

I didnt expect this to be lore accurate. Masterpiece.

I loved it, great callbacks. Can’t believe Ichiban would blow up Mine; absolutely heartbreaking

2:20 his face

I like how Tanimura was forgotten through the race and didn't make it to the end.

Daigo and mine looks like there's no change in the plan.

"Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing"

This is the high quality content I'm subscribed for.

date lakitu and tanimura immediately disappearing is amazing, how do you come up with some of this stuff?

This is pure art. I love the Yakuza community dammit

Imagine having to explain this to a Japanese businessman in 1965

海外ニキって意味わからんもの作るよな

Masterpiece of Yakuza shitposting

You know its real because Date shows up in a helicopter

1:36 How he ended up in Hawaii

Akiyama got that Essence of Tortoise going on

This is certified Kamurocho classic.

I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well. Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence... Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!

0:35 Taxi was going straight 0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol

Akiyama was covering the true champion, the Pocket Circuit Fighter.

Pure art, the fact that Lee exploded when he started the van x)

These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.

Nice to see Taichi Suzuki getting some love. Always overshadowed by his twin imo

i feel like this predicted date's poundmate animation in yakuza 8, in which he casually crashes a plane from incompetence

I hate you for doing Lee like that great video though 😭

this felt like 30 minute nap dream

Date finally useful with heli... and fucked it up again

この雑さが好き

Laughed so hard my wall is now a colour it shouldn't be

date in the helicopter is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen on the internet

this will be Yakuza in 2013

1:30 thats why we dont use our phones will driving

Absolute masterpiece, thank you for making this

why was this so well thought out?

1:06 Both Mine and Daigo can “Fly”

Mine and Daigo in a Double Dash style was the icing on the cake

Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing

this is like a combination of nostalgic gmod with my favorite franchise. thanks for making these

daigo has a nice drip kart

common akiyamer W

As the saying says "Slow progress is steady progress"

this is one of the yakuza videos of all time

10 years in the joint made you a cab driver.

MINE WITH COMATOSIS DAIGO IN BED IM DYINGGGGGGG

Dragon Kart if it was actually good

Still the best Yakuza content creator on the platform

Remember Kiryu, Pledge of Demon and For Faith never dies

Your best video to date - and most of your videos are incredible

Yuki Chan got used as a torpedo lmao

Takasugi on a forklift would have been a nice touch but still 100000/10

bro daigo and mine are playing double dash.

Lee 💀

I laughed because: 1. gmod 2. kuze funi 3. stoopid

If you're looking for daigo... Miněs taken him to the roouff

Ohhh so this is what they mean when people talk about the tortoise and the hare... I get it now!

This is your best video! True masterpiece!

地獄過ぎてMAX大草原

Lee-San nooooooooooooo

is this canon?

BRO WTF YUKI DOIN?!?!? 😭

It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop Like, in every single video And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance

This was well put together

Tanimura Just exploded, Sad we’ll never see him again

1:50 woman launcher

The amount of references are crazy

I always laugh my ass off every single time I hear pledge of demon whenever Kuze appears

Love how their vehicles are accurate

"Aaah? Aaaaaaaaaah." - Akiyama

Dragon Kart if it was a stand-alone game

I had one last brain cell left and it fell off the cliff with Majima and exploded

honestly one of the most comedic takes on these characters I’ve seen, subbed :D I wish this was in my feed forever ago lmao

Meanwhile Tanimura actually driving Saejima back to the joint for another 10 years:

i had no idea what i was in