I once did a yandere impression in front of my friends that was so good, one of them was like "HOLY SHIT THATS THE SCARIEST VOICE IVE EVER HEARD!!!" while the other one had the same reaction as when I tested it on my sisters. She ran for her life, screaming bloody murder, out of the room. My one sister though, she didnt scream. She just ran out of the house yelling "NOPE! FUCKTHISSHITIMOUT!" so now sometimes I purposely do it when people ask (though I warn them beforehand that they really DONT want to hear it, they never listen and insist anyways). I do it and about half the time they run off screaming. The other responses Ive gotten are the "HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING!!" variation by the casual nerds, the "Thats actually really good" variation by the hardcore nerds, and the "I didnt know you could act" variation by the reasonable people. Sometimes it scares people so bad theyre frozen in horror, then I gotta find dem dank memes to calm them. Yandere is my favorite improv to do
Me: BLUE DON'T KILL HIM....I'LL STOP YOU Blue: *gives me a cookie* Me: *le gasp* A COOKIE?! *takes it and runs away* MINE *has forgotten all about stopping Blue and eats her cookie while she runs*
(when i hear knife) B**** the hell you do you be a dead son of a b*** i tell you that (grabs knife throws it out of the window ) ys try to grab me me: NOPE cant touch this jumps out window papyrus style NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (takes original) come on we moving out ys: what the heck
*song plays in the background* Fuck this Shit I'm out. Mhmm. Fuck this Shit I'm out. No thanks. Don't mind me. Imma just grab my stuff and leave. *grabs 20 boxes of chocolate* Exuse me please...
As much as I love Blueberry... Yandere Blue gives me the ultimate in creepy crawlies... There's nothing more terrifying than an adorable baby face with access to knifes, bone attacks, and Gaster Blasters... Especially one that can become as obsessed with something as Blueberry can... I mean... to turn on his own brother just because Paps and I sat down and had a conversation... That's some extremely possessive obsession right there... and vice versa if he's gone all Yandere for Paps.
I was listening to this in this in the middle of the night alone and all of the lights were off and i was in my bedroom sitting on my bed. It was terrifying.
Why am I so scared? Maybe 'cause I can listen to an Elfen Lied track at the background! Amazing work as always! Could it be possible that you voiced Grillby?
THATS IT!!!! - turns demon and chains you all up- YOU FANGIRLS ARE ANNYONG SO HERE - makes clones for them of blueberry- THERE NOW WILL YOU GUYS CALM DOWN
Twin:HOW COULD YOU Me:BURN YOU FUCKING HEAAART AND SLAP IT ONTO THE GROUND TWIN:TELL ME ARE YOU SATISFYED? Me:BLOWIN ALL THOSE MINDS WITHOUT REAL NATURE
Blueberry:your skin is so soft Me:I'm an animal what would you expec- Blueberry:I could just rip a piece off and keep it with me everywhere I go Me:No thanks I'm keeping meh flesh
* deep inhale * that's nice. Yeah, umm. I don't think this is gonna work out. I'd like to keep all my skin attached to my body thank you very much. Go eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry. * awkwardly nopes out of the room *
Okay BB JUST BECAUSE I HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE DOES NOT MEAN WE LIKE EACH OTHER IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE AND why do I like this so much...? Haha DON'T TAKE MY BLUEBERRY AWAY FROM ME *Sharpens my swords* hahahah
I just realized the theme playing in the background is from Elfin Lied.............OH GOD!!! *gets on cell*. Me: PAPYRUS!!! Swap Pap: yo, what's goin on? Me: RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
