Yap Yap: The Turtle Master! | Halo Wars Super Turtle 

Team respawn: " I'm beginning to feel like a yap god yap god"

How every leader defends against attacks: Cutter: I invest in faster turrets and infantry to establish a quick foothold. Serena: I freeze the attackers in place to buy myself time to counter. Colony: I use deployable walls and skitterers for cheap scouting, Then I hide them behind other units for supplemental firepower. Worms can heal themselves between waves. Throw in some engineers for an unbreakable wall. Oh, I also use glassing beam more frequently. Other ai I forget name: i use a hologram to launch a fake attack and distract them while my armor builds up, then when they strike I hack their strongest units and reinforce my own units armor. Finally, I recycle the vehicles destroyed with my superior industrial complex and launch a counter. Voridus: I use toxic goo and explosive weapons for scorched earth tactics. They can take it, but it will cost them every thing. I can always rebuild cheap. Pavium: mobile garrisons, artillery, cheap turrets, extra armor, and strong economy. Forge: I have the best economy, tanks, and carpet bombs for infantry. Just be wary of air. Air scares me. Arbiter: I use stasis to surgically remove the highest priority targets, then defeat in detail. Anders: I use shields on my turrets and the guardian sentinels from the ark to provide supplemental firepower and stun larger threats. Jerome: I inspire my troops with my sheer badassery and deploy mobile garrisons. Ship master: nothing to see here.... Johnson: DEFEND?! ONLY PUSSIES DEFEND! GET OFFF YOUR ASS AND SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A LEATHER NECK IN M******* CORE!!! NOW MOVE OUT!!! DOUBLE TIME!!! Decimus: defense? I thought you said offense! Little late for that. Kinsano: 🔥 Yap yap: I just put drugs in my siblings’s food nipple, then send them endlessly at opponent. After all, how can they attack you your cousins are suffocating them? Besides, it’s not like they’ll shoot us.. Surprised to get a heart after 5 months. Cool.

Its amazing that not only did you two come up with the idea to do this, but you tricked 2 other poor unsuspecting saps to suffer through it with you

Have you ever tried Quad-Shielding your bases, cause it is awesome to watch the enemy try to get your shields down and then the reinforcements come in and wreck them.

3:24:22 The absurd length of the match causes the sound system to start breaking down. 3:29:05 The audio system encounters so many bugs it forms a singularity and annihilates itself, leaving the world in silence.

Oh a yap yap turtle. Well let me waste over 3 hours of my life in a good way.

People need to be discreet when saying Johnson in a bunkaa, we all know how Ed gets when someone cheddars all over his rank 3 Johnson in a bunkaa

You are by far my favorite late night RU-vidr to watch

I miss these maniacs sometimes.. these long plays will be apart of my youtube golden age core memories

Omg is that a Johnson in a bunker😯

As someone new to HW2 this is pretty damn fascinating to watch I have so much to learn after not playing HW1 for years

Enemies: spawn in Notification received: difficulty has been changed to *__*

Yessssss, ED'S Back! Now we just need Flame Pieman back and it will be a chudderful video

A game that lasts this long with this many twists and turns is what i dream of playing

Okay can someone explain why watching these guys makes me laugh so hard. Thank you bro!

Thank god for no ads

Being a turtle is honestly my favorite thing in this game. just be invincible till your opponents realize the futility and quit

Just discovered you guys, you’re genuinely so entertaining

29:40 uh...

1:42:05 - half time victory scream 😆 laughed so hard

Keep up the great content team respawn

I liked around 2:16:30 when they sent the hunter captain in and he got absolutely bodied 🤣🤣

2:14:04 I mf love how the sound glitch that was happening in that part of the map made the mass banshee air attack more dramatic with a personal sound effect

Cankles in a bunker

Watched this whole video on a 4 hour flight and it was quite cheddarfull 🎉😂

It is quite literally 3:47am and I'm not even halfway through the video

mozzarella on this video... might not be cheddarful but it's still cheese.

Sometimes im just driving and need a long video

Do you not know banished turrets can be upgraded in all 3 at the same time?

Amazing E-Sportsmanship. What a ride.

A cheddarful encounter

57:42 Grunt Mechs basically just gave the enemy team the finger there. Base went from basically dead to full health in literally 5 seconds

Somedays you just feel like johnson in a bunker

The scarab takes soooo fucking long to level holy shit

Loved this vid Th aks for letting me know how to beat air spam marines and wolverines watched myth busters vids thanks Andrew

3hrs well inverted LOL !!! Nice job Andrew and ppppPITA

If isn't symmetrical the games lost and they'll annihilate you.

Johnson in a bunker.

kankles in a bunker, johnson in a bunker, everything is in a bunker.

Kankles in the bunker

I'd spam pure air to force you to build mostly anti air then I'd just send 6 scarabs your way with my team mate

36:00 the base is lost becouse kevin dint use engineer bubble

I distinctly remember getting my ass railed against you and someone else, not this match but one other

7:58 , when your mom opens the door when you're "busy".

everytime you say long hair dont care I see a reaver with long hair chicken walking like a pimp lmao

Johnson in the Bunker

Johnson in a Bunker

34:18 Ed’s scream 💀💀

'Yes, bro!' 'ANDREW!' KEKW

So did y'all end up joining the PC master race ?

Johnson in a bunka!

Johnson in a bunker

Johnson in a boonka with his cankles tied in a knot

Johnson in a bunka

Kankles in a bunker

Johnson. In a bunker

Johnson in a bunker!!

johnson in a bunker

You guys didn’t really remember about the grunt mechs Y ability in this turtle

Lol yeah later but Johnson in the bunker

1:42:09 is my Favorite😂

Nothing quite like watching old TR super turtles while playing HW1 mods.

One thing I hate about this game is when I get put with noobs that don't even know how to play then I gotta save their ass because they built only supply pads smh

What does turtling mean?

The longest I’ve turtled using yap yap is an hour and a half

I mean halo wars 2 is already on pc. I have it, downloaded from Microsoft store and it was free for me because i had already bought it once.

"johnson in a bunka"

Mr.J in a bunker

Johnson ina bunka mixed with that goo tho

ITS ON SENTRY!!!!!

Why were u not . Using ur shade drop ?

Damn that was a great game to watch

Andrew: fastest piss in the west

Oh my I know this is gonna be good!

1:42:11 Rip ear drums

Is halo wars 2 still getting updated?

yo i love playing halo wars 2 and still play there is not a lot of players. we should play sometime.

Johnsoninabunkah

Johnson in a Buuuunker

Johnson in a Boonkah

Don't I remember right that you can put all the specializations on covenant base turrets?

Johnson in a bunkaaaa🤣

Johnson in bunker

What exactly is enjoyable about turtleing xD

Kinda sad light blue did nothin but banshee spam almost all the video

johnson

JOHNSON INAAA BUNKAAAA

Would a kind soul please tell me what exactly turtling is in halo wars context. Supreme commander 2 i can turtle like a beast if we share the same definition of turtle. I picked up this game again recently. I feel like I suck at it

Johnson in a boonka

yapyap is johnson 2.0

Johnsoninabunkah!

Wait is yap yap op?

what is a super turtle?

It took u till 40:49 to upgrade please don’t shoot me

Don't fuck with Yap Yap. He throws with the best if them!

Second-longest video? So what's the longest?

Sorry 34:15

#DasBunker

The most stupidly long game I've ever seen

das ist super danke????? what?