It's an achievement alone to suffer through a game so demotivating that it rots out your brain through non-existent challenge that remain stagnant from start to finish other than the cheap as hell extra stages, the fact that it looks ugly, stiff controls, bosses that don't even try, etc. What really disappointed me most was that I loved Yoshi's Island, so I gave the game as many chances to be a good game, thinking that it will give a fair challenge to 100% soon... but nothing, 6-2 was just plain broken so it does not count. But do you know what I got after all this suffering? A GIANT GOD DAMN MIDDLE FINGER! After all this bullshit, was a baby Godzilla, who once a amazing final boss in a great game, is now just a shell of his former self who can barely attack. There were no stakes, no sense of fear of a being that is supposed to be the size of a mountain, but now the size of just a hut in Hawaii, a attack that does fuck-all, and forgettable music that does not fit this fight in any way! I would end this here... BUT NO THERE JUST HAD TO BE A DEUS EX FINAL BOSS WITH ZERO BUILDUP! How the actual fuck did future Bowser rip through time and space itself?! What's his reason for fighting me?! Why does his giant form Plagiarized the disappointing fight from literally 5 MINUTES AGO?!?! Well the answer is.... *y e s.* What? You expecting an answer? Well this game gives you NOTHING! Future Bowser is nothing but a massive plot hole the size of Ton 618, the largest blackhole in the universe! Worst of all, Yoshi, who spends his life evading taxes just forgets about the whole thing like nothing ever happened! No amount of theories would even get close to figuring out the answer for this anomaly cause it is NOT possible! And this is why Retired baby Godzilla/Deus Ex Bowser is the worst final boss I had ever faced! It was a fight so bad that ever since 2013, I could never move on from it. It's not a boss, It's humanity's greatest sin.
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