According to our records you have not been a True Believer in years. You are always welcome to resubmit your status to: Office of Believer Verification Christmas Village, North Pole. No stamp needed*
I’m really sorry. We got hit with cease and desist orders from all the major companies regarding making their products in our factories. Not only that they all are charging us full retail price if we want any. This is really hard because we don’t have a big budget. I’m just a simple toy maker. Commercialism and corporate greed is ruining the True Meaning of Christmas.
How is my elf snowy I want I want to tell you a little story so once we were looking for snowy everywhere and then we found her in a cabinet on top of her fridge and she had the money in front of her enough I think a note and it said you guys been good and Santa told me to give you guys this money