you ain't ever seen a walking bass 

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do you have any connection to jacob collier?

@@leotritt9809 read the description

@@jakobbruhspenning oh yeah thanks

I don't have a thyroid and I play the double bass 😂. Ironic, ain't it.

Hahahahhahahahaha

As a bass player, I resonate this remark.

So sad

I actually laughed out loud at this

😅

its ez if your instrument is your life's work

@@jsswift87 you say that to any wind musician.

Especially if they play trumpet

@@millacabral9475 "mmph mph m mmphh!"

@@quirrelllwiththreels toot toot

The Jazz Discharge comes to mind

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Anna Ross, Twisted

In that case, you might want to try ‘It’s Impossible To Sing and Play The Bass’ by Jay Leonhardt… and also ‘Failing’ by Tom Johnson

and a hint of misogyny just for fun

RIGHT? chinese speakers will know 有磁性

george collier speaks chinese wow that's a cool fact

@@GeorgeCollier Taiwanese here, Chinese as first language, not knowing fully what that phrase's supposed to mean (well "magnetic voice" doesn't make that much sense to me) 😅

@@GeorgeCollier I’m Chinese but my Chinese is ass so…yea.I had no clue what you said.

@@henrychess3 ​it's like a charming/deep voice but there's no direct translation, i learned it because someone told me mine sounded like that while i was studying in HK haha

in truth, aren't all musical pieces a story? for example: Whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house (hol' up) I said certified freak, seven days a week Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large, and extra hard Put this pussy right in yo' face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I want a ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role-play, I wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy) Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah) Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah) I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me Talk yo' shit, bite your lip Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick) You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing He already made his mind up 'fore he came Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra With a hook in it, hope it lean over He got some money, then that's where I'm headed Pussy A-1, just like his credit He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it I let him taste it, and now he diabetic I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat My head game is fire, punani Dasani It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah) I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder Big D stand for big demeanor I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya If it don't hang, then he can't bang You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?" When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores-

@@GeorgeCollier what.

@@GeorgeCollier Great example

Or a story pizz., even!

@@GeorgeCollier Uvulas are underappreciated. It's nice to see them mentioned, even if not by name, in such an exemplary literary work of art as this.

That's John Clayton?!

@@itamarbar9580 That WAS John Clayton! They said it at the end. 🤣

He also got stiffed on the Royalty money from that National Anthem Arrangement.

@@itamarbar9580 Maybe ....

Killer bassist too.

it’s just talking with rythm

Lol, good one.

spoken word moment

@@ninjireal quality comment

@Ninji well wdyk that's rap too.

The completion of the pun was like the resolution of a leading tone LOL

As a pro bass player and educator, it means the same to me too!

What nether parts? Ancient debris?

No your tender loins

negative; say, how do you think blaze rods are earned

@@bedbug6177 found the guy that plays Minecraft

i laughed lmao

Made me think of Kid Koala's 'Drunk Trumpet.'

That was perfect lol

I'm so drunk I can barely see 🥴🤣🙃

jazz font irl

as you do lmao

huh i've never seen a bass go to college.

@@drakegoodrich6954 how do you think a bass gets his music degree?????

@@tuo.dobginski cuz everything is to bassic to him

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITTTT NO EAY HLK FUCKUBG GOD THIS VYD THE GWDT JOKE EVER

one thing about me, but jazz

And as they're telling their story you say "yeah I dig that"

'Mein Kampf' in a walkin' bass stylee...oh, yeah...

​@@robertcook2572 I fought and killed for Kaiser Will Boy those allies sure gave us some bum deal I didn't fight just to lose But you sure can't win with those J- 🎺 Beedoobeedoobee-doodoo badabadadadada badada 🎵 And we just kept goose-stepping...

@@robertcook2572😮😮

Yeah I was thinking to myself "Oh my gosh this is a country song in disguise" xD

@@WasatchWind 😆lol i never thought of it like that

Mitch Hedberg's "Strategic Grill Locations" CD it *right* up your alley =D

@@WasatchWind hey, country, jazz, and blues all come from the same roots.

Yeah that's right up there with when they want something incredibly stupid to sound intelligent like a Golden Talking Robot they give it an English Accent. I mean what if C3P0 had a Mexican Accent? Haan Soloooo! Orale! Wassappening?

You don't need all of that stuff. Just grab your bass and go walking. Instructions were very clear!

@@gustafsone lol. True

Nah, you need two of every item. One for you, one for the bass

As a bassist, I just purchased a tuxedo for my bass.

No singles policy you better bring a bass.

He has a normal baritone voice. Are all of your friends and family countertenors and sopranos or something?

@@pleasegoawaydude yes only soprillos and mezzo-altos

Double bass.

That is a previous experience and memory to treasure, for sure.

wow, which college?

@@vilebeggar622 it was at Butler

What a pleasure!

When I went with my high school jazz band to the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival in 10th grade (~2011), some of us went to a clinic with Victor Wooten putting on a master class, and no fucking joke, out of nowhere, unplanned, John Clayton walked on stage with his bass and started jamming along. Was like seeing the face of God

Please elaborate

we are eager to hear more

I can tell you’ve been around then

@@circlesquare4963 I'm glad you could tell that, since that was the point of me telling you.

That’s basically just jazz font

Aiye Auhgwre3e

No, thanks that's a disgrace.

The bass wasn't gonna be left out of the drinking, of course.

You clearly ain't never seen a walking bass

I don't know, I thought it was pretty weird, a story about a man and his bass havin some beers?

@@user-zr9hu3tf1y aint never seen a drinking bass

I, too, enjoy being intimate with my bass

@@the4thstring yes

I always go camping wearing a bass layer.

Bassed

Sameness

Agreed, I wish they'd done both parts - or at least indicated that they were switching to the brass.

@@zhazhagab0r That's what the clef changes are for.

​@@Pensfan5919double bass can play in the treble clef. Proper notation would have been to indicate a different instrument.

What's the name of the video?

@@tonsolerigarcia Type Wes Montgomery VPRO Studio, Hilversum, it should be the first result

he was right in and perfectly back down. he doesn’t fail to make me smile with every line. man is smooth

He was switching between the horn section and bass line. Confused me as well

Yeah, you’re not alone

You'll notice he switches between the treble and bass clef

Of course. It's jazz.

Check out Right Before the Miracle by BUSDRIVER and The Underground Railroad, it’s literally a live jazz band with a rapper B)

This is an underrated comment. I've had two bass solos and both of them got played/talked over

Melody?

@@matthewvaughan8192 The main theme.

@@SaccoBelmonte Bassline?

@@matthewvaughan8192 The theme melody on the brass between the spoken parts.