TED: I give you fair warning He's no bed of roses sweet Bonnie I can't see him finding the time to raise children, Hell no He's wild and he's reckless Ain't nothing but trouble You're better without him Ya think hard sweet Bonnie And then you should think once again We both know You can do better than him Why you deserve someone who's there all the time Someone who thinks crime don't pay I still see the snowy white dress that you wore Playing the angel in some dumb school play For a while I thought that you would fly away I still see the apple cheeked girl that you were-yep Hidin' in treetops And feeding the birds Makin' up rhymes How you loved pretty words CLYDE: You could find someone that people respect A man who is rich and smart Someone who's known in all the right places And knows the good book by heart But I know TED: But I know BOTH: You won't do better than me No - Not when it comes down to love that is true There's no man who could love you like I do
