You Can't Eat Marbles - Key & Peele 

marbles*

@@Nesakysiutau BOYYYGHH!!*

Boiiii

2:30

Carl Winslow

😭😭right like you’d have to be extra careful

Dude, there's no way they would let him completely stuff his mouth with real marbles, those gotta be gums or something

Cao Urso-polar those sounded like marbles to me man

@@elz1074 he can still choke on the gum balls

Wow 2:48

😳

😭i don't even want to think about!

That's why he hasn't been in any new videos.

The fall isnt real. Its just sound effects. So no harm in that. Vamos nigga vamos

He actually died doing this trick

They know their clientele...

Remarbable*

@@derrickmoses1507 I can only marble at your pun

@@Shive1337 dammit

@@Shive1337 What a Marvellous reply

Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack yay another arrogant European

"Reminiscent of a Kerry Washington, in her prime" lol

%100

What’s that supposed to mean

I just got to do it. I am your thousand liker

Gewd gawd!

Uwu sw cwwl

Are you outta your goddamn mind?

Lol!!

When did he say that?

Marbles are for amateurs. I ate Bucky Balls.

this is a uniquely human experience that every person has experienced at some point. it transcends gender, race, language, and religion. it is the only uniting factor between us all

I've never put marbles in my mouth.

@@vinikampferherzbarros27 LIAR

@@vinikampferherzbarros27 but you've thought about it

i believe that was on purpose, used as a tool to determine whether or not the marbles enchanting ability was enough to keep a person in a strong enough trance that they could not hear even the most absurd dialogue

He would like to hit that, SEXCHUALLY

That is how he got rid of the low scoring students.

How did you resist?

@M Muss I'd let them succ on me, I dont know about you.

@M Muss Please don't put fortnite in the same line with Jojo..

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And the minute they turn around, a handful of that candy magically transfers to my pocket... 😂

I'm too scared to take any but I be staring hella hard

@@mynaturalneeds most relatable shii I've ever seen😭😭😭😂

You can ask politely. Worth a try

@@glorytofathersonandholyspirit Now, everyone is definitely entitled to their own opinion, but I personally didn't take that as thirsty. As someone who has been on the receiving end of so many dry mouthed desperate seeming men that I have taken to purposely choosing either somewhat blurry or less attractive photos of myself than I used to as my profile pics. I honestly thought his comment was sweet and respectful.

No, when he had a 'mouthful' they were using one big prop, probably some kind of mouth guard with marbles glued to the front. It's very easy to tell his mouth was empty except for in front of the lips. He only ever had 3 or 4 marbles in his mouth when he was actually spitting them out but I'm guessing those were actually candy, there is some really fancy candy with a glossy icing that makes it look like a marble but besides that 3 or 4 isn't really a choking hazard. The perfect circular nature means it'll just slide down your throat and through your digestive tract easily. Glass is also, for the most part, inert so you don't have to worry about dissolving or cracking it inside your stomach and getting cut. Also pretty hard to crack a marble not that they'd move around much inside you. That being said I did still feel some tension at the idea of having your mouth full of marbles and falling backwards off a chair like that. 😬

@@DrakeOola Seems likely.

You guys Are so fucking soft over there lmaoooo

@@siimkask14 Not everyone as hard as you

@@DrakeOola Didn't ask.

HHHHHMMMMM an scp you say?!

Oh shi-

Or he's using it to catch SCPs of a certain nature...

Its SCP 5633

Cognitohazard.

Jason Heavner 😭😭

Corny as fuck...but it made me chuckle 🤙🏻👊🏼

Its the same music from The Monster Squad

Its shit but it me made smile tho

You have 555 reply and im really tempted to give a like, inorder to maintain balance as it should be

K Same! I had anxiety watching that. Lol

How do you become an episode?

@@unclemumtaz5690 Now you're mixing past and present tense. That's hardly better.

Uncle Mumtaz no

Sssaammmmeeee!

Marble Olympics team!!!!! Wooo!!!

No pureies,steelies,humble bees or aggies?

U remember their names? U are addicted!! Yay

My fav are the Thunderbolts.. just the way they look.. so majestic

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Ever see Get Out? He's a master

How is that scary

@@evanodwyer153 aids

@Zykohs WOW really Aids has been around for nearly 40 years and it has been known for like 30+ years that you can not get Aids that way. Pick up a book lol.

@@tbirum it's not that serious mate lmaoo

@@tbirum it's a joke

Piper Palpatine like something Edgar Allen Poe would write

Now what did we learn today class? No it’s not don’t eat marbles.

Reads? It's a video

1. How did the main character relate to the marbles? What made him inclined to put them in his mouth? Your response must include text evidence.

yeah one of those short stories with a nefarious plot twist

omg you did not LOL

Damn.

...and 7 drops of saliva while he was spitting them out. Do you keep your fingernails in your pocket too? Um, yeah... Me either...

@@johnny9066 O M G L O L

Thanks

The guy's clearly never seen "My Fair Lady"

Forget the marbles boiiie 😂😂😂

I died laughing at that part 😂

@@Superdarkcloud666 Exactly what I thought of... (swallows it) “I think I swallowed one..”

Not sure why it’s my favorite part 😂

Steviebear i read that at the same time he said it. It gave me goosebumps 🙂

Steviebear technically you can still stare at something even if you’re blind sooooooooooooo

Mytty Dohun search up the definition your wrong

That's the joke

Also her tiddy hangin out.

DO IT.

@@carolyntalbot947 I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

If that bag of marbles on the nightstand are all strung together, don't put them in your mouth, they aren't marbles.

Nailed it!👏👏👏

Yes yes yes!!!

rip😭

@Nehemiah Cha Cry harder

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Literally me too I felt like I was gonna choke :(

That’s good natural instinct.

Azim Qureshi they are professional scripter they wouldn’t be damage by them.

The man with a box of legos

He probably had a mouth guard that kept all the marbles at his front teeth

😂😂😂😂

Lol! That’s what I said!

Dawn Mcneil hahaha slippery scallop

He sure did

Can someone explain that to me? I have an iq of 1

His wife

Hopefully my wife, marbles were there REAL street game when I was little

Dude i wish my wife give me a jar or marbles when i get married😂

If I had a wife I would like to get marbles too

Lol well now I know what to get my husband

I literally read this comment exactly when he said it lol

MARBLES!

lexi2008 same!

i was the 1k like

I didn’t laugh at it until I saw this comment

😂

Oh my, you’re right.

IKR ?!

Of course it is. It is all connected 💎

Consequences 😂

They do their own stunts

The ending isn't part of the skit

It could be candies

He actually died, that’s why the show ended

@@cdf360 aww that's sed

My favourite bit😂😂😂

Kind of genius. Almost like it's foreshadowing that it was the plan all along

cause he heard the marbles

I hope so because he could have legit died choking on marbles here lol

They did. Play it frame by frame after pausing the video and using the comma and period keys ( , . ). You can see the marbles defy physics not falling out of his mouth or moving around and also the fact that his mouth is empty except for an orange peel sort of look in front of his teeth. Probably just glued some marbles to a cheap mouth guard. For the scenes where he spits them out it's not that dangerous since they'd pass through your body harmlessly but they probably still took precaution and replaced it with candy or something. I've had candy that looks exactly like marbles before, only difference is that they were the size of ping pong balls but it was just like m&ms, chocolate with a glossy glaze on it.

Please elaborate......

What’s a scp

@@Andrewtatesbiggestfan look it up

almost every skit by Key & Peele can be considered an SCP in their own right

Just thought this

@@aNdroid-tk2xb *C O N T I N E N T A L B R E A K F A S T*

This is the best part of the whole skit it kills me everytime

1:43

That’s the funniest part of about it

Then back to the desk admiring Kerry Washington statue of Justice 😂

found the english teacher.

Yeah that was awesome improv 😁

A prop

No. He was pursing his lips in disdain. Is it that hard for people to read other’s emotions…?

Yeah, not sure what you're seeing there. That's not what's happening.

No, not even. The only time I saw them not edit out a time he started to crack was the sketch when he went to see his long lost father, but he was facing the other way.

yet its great these guys are creative writers thats what makes em extra funny mofo

Unicorn

I am the octopus

The marbles themselves

An iron-jawed man who can chew the marbles.

or maybe some kind of magic villain with a bunch of magically infused items like the jar of marbles, and maybe lady justice statue and the magnifying glass Jordan holds at the end. All magical items that can utterly fascinate certain people. In this case, the jar of marbles got Key

then at the end of the movie, the villain works so hard to obtain these magical items just to fall to his own devices.

Captain marble

@Steve Buscemi but shes blind...

I doubt its all real. They probably built a prop mouth piece for the take where he chugs them. And when he's spitting out they use skittles. With editing and sound effects it all helps the illusion.

Yes, I doubt they do anything dangerous. It's called acting. They work out the tricks of illusion.

@@VincentStevenStudio I mean he probably spit out the marbles. It's not dangerous to swallow a marble at all, only if it gets down the wrong hole. And if a skittle or a marble does that, that's ultimately ... yknow. I nearly died on a grape once.x

@@finnslibrary2189 yes... That's the definition of "dangerous"

Vinny Banana ...yeah, probably not. 😹

! I just started watching their videos too and the first video I saw was the one friend that makes everything awkward 😂

their "Turbulence" episode got me here

I’m slowly getting hooked.

Get out got me here. Then if Hogwarts was inner city

Me too, just started watching k & p..

Ba dum tss

“Janice, send in the clean up crew. Another one... lost his marbles”

Now this is the comment I was waiting for

I read that in Dr. Evil’s voice

...but they're right there.. on the floor.

You win.

😂😂😂😂

I’m addicted to hitting the woah.

Having been in several interviews that is a good test. 🤦

Haha I 😆

Please do

😂

Hey! Don't lose your marbles over it.

Lolololol

right? this is like the best psa.

M' judgement*

You from reddit?

Only if you lose your marbles

I don’t get it

@@comradekoala1245 Washington played Alicia Masters, a blind character that appeared in the 2000s Fantastic Four movies. It's a hilarious nod to nerdom.

@@Avarcirith Ohhh I get it now lol

Just noticed it myself. Dk how I ever missed it before. Lol!!

What u are fucking skunked that is just shit

Yes!!!

gotta be honest dude im with andy on this one.

Boi! - Arthur Morgan

Funny you say that because Jordan Peele is doing the twilight zone

Funny you should say that...

Sadly he's just narrating I think, it'd be cool if he wrote for it though

@Backstage Bum true

😁

h 😱

Yo ur comment alone is "delectable." Write a book, plz. I'd read that shit lmao

DUHN'T THE COMEDIANS BOI!

Exactly. I hope they took precautions when doing this.

yeah HAHAHA it was givin me a lil anxiety but key is still alive so thank God

yeah lol. when he was eating them with his hands I assumed it was just sound effects and he wasn't actually putting them in his mouth but by the end....he sure seems to have a mouthful of marbles lol. I guess for the full mouth shot they probably built some prop studded with marble so there was no risk of swallowing them but for the scene where he's spitting them I assume it's at least partially real.

He probably only put a few in the front of his mouth but just stretched his mouth wider so it would look fuller

I am sure there was some paramedics ready to take care of the situation in case something bad happened

Or he lied

ridlem3this thank god you said it it was killing me man

ridlem3this lol the things girlfriend????

Time stamp?

Haha yessss I totally forgot Kerry was even in that

@@murlocmasher3368 3:53

Yup!😂

Now wait just one second

Still waiting....

God damn. Still waiting....

​@@eichorsttornhill6912😔

we are both waiting now

I just noticed this so I felt like I needed to come to the comments to see if it was already here :)

Most likely Euclid based on the level of hazard posed and the intensity of the draw, although Safe doesn't seem out of the question considering that keeping them out of sight might negate the draw. We don't know if people would be drawn to them regardless of if their container is solid which is why we can't rule which one it is definitively with the information available.

@@AgTheFreeborn A definite cognitohazard, though. I'd probably recommend for them to be upgraded to Euclid class just based on their unpredictable nature.

To be kept in a sealed room with the marbles at all times. No entry permitted unless authorized by the director of the wing

It’s well-done like all their sketches, but this only has a chuckle from how Peele says “forget the mahbles boiiii”. This is just a weird idea with an inexplicably weird ending. Kind of a throwaway for me