My goal with these titles is to make you all seem insane. I make a really jarring title on the launch of a video, you all panic, then I change it and then it seems like there was never anything terrifying to begin with :)
As someone who creates totally normal houses, these videos inspire me to be more creative yet terrify me with every fiber of my being. ESPECIALLY with the title “you cannot hide”
today someone commented i should delete all videos :( people can be so mean. but i dont care. i know im the best. i never give up. i am age 80+ and will never stop. thanks for caring, dear v
'Failboat torturing Stitches' "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna kill him."
HOLY JEEZ- I literally just finished Static's house like thirty minutes ago, it wasnt nearly as cursed but I admit, I still made it very creepy and scary on the mission of making it as close to a well-decorated death trap as I possibly could. Edit: how'd I forget to add "it" after "making," I love typing
Yeah, the only inconsistency is that it's dark instead of obnoxiously bright, and real build-a-bears have significantly more skeletons that they do a better job at hiding.
The guy who made the atom bomb said “Now I am death, the destroyer of worlds.” After witnessing the first detonation. Failboat creating the world’s most dangerous air fryer: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.
@@alexcollins9954 noice Edit: scp-1366613-j - the Air Fryer Object class: Keter Special containment procedures: Keep the thing in a titanium cryosleep chamber coated in Teflon at all times. Description: An air fryer that melts through almost everything. The only known materials that it can’t melt through are ice, titanium, and Teflon (it can actually melt titanium, but it melts through it really slowly).
@@frostyvoid827 ok starting with the simple stuff and that is . The number designation! Just pick a random set of numbers and put - j at the end to signify that this is just a joke.
You never *fail* to make me laugh with your content, I come back to your videos all the time whenever I need a chuckle and it always works, thank you and keep it up :)
Why do I feel Nook got a panicked call from Lottie that’s just “Nook, WTF? Why did you recommend him!?” Nook laughs but Lottie end up getting her revenge since eventually Fail can decorate his island villager homes. Soon Fail gets a mysterious letter in the mail from the HHP and inside is an amiibo card for Nook.
You ever think about the people who watch this and don’t like OR dislike? They just EXIST. THEY FEEL NOTHING UNTIL THE POINT THEY DIE. Think about that. And then laugh.
Fail: telling the story Me " kinda sounds like the plot of Jojo part 1 Fail: "teaches him how to kill someone with breathing techniques" Me: yep that's jojo
THE EDITING. AGAIN WITH THE EDITING - the first couple minutes had me wild laughing like a bleedin hyena - the stock images and the effects and STATIC JUST NOT EMOTING LIKE HELP Failboat I praise you-
TARTAR MADE THEIR HOUSE ON FIRE KILLED THERE MOTHER AND THE HERO CAME OUT AND SAW THE FIRE AND THEN HE ROTATED THE RUG AND THEN STARED AT THE VILLIAN AND THEN LEFT-
10 Of The World's Funniest One Liners ever! 1. Never answer an anonymous letter. 2. I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? 3. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. 4. It's bad luck to be superstitious. 5. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 6. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! 7. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 8. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. 9. Don't steal. The government hates competition. 10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Editorial: Probably the most thought-provoking one-liners is "Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway." It's sad but true -- no matter what you do, you will die. This is because you have sinned against God. Let's see if that's true: Have you ever lied (even once)? Ever stolen (anything)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we've only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. How will you do on Judgment Day? Will you be innocent or guilty? You know that you will be guilty, and end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He provided a way for you to be forgiven. He sent His Son to take your punishment: "God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Jesus then rose from the dead and defeated death. God promises everlasting life to all those who confess and forsake their sins, and trust in Jesus Christ. Please do that today . . . you may not have tomorrow. See John 14:21 for a wonderful promise. Then read the Bible daily and obey what you read. God will never let you down.Visit needgod.com
On the next episode of Failimal Crossing the Eyea cult steals the world fryer ! What will they use it for and what are they planning this time ?! Find out in the next episode !
