you ever heard a robbery story like this? 😳 

“Super basketball” is gonna follow me for the rest of my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Man asked for help, they said oh well. 😂

Man this relatable asf, back when I was 15 I got robbed and I asked the dude if I could keep the SIM card from my flip phone since I just bought a months worth of minutes. He was like “ aw yea bruh you good on that go ahead” like we was homies. Than the dude he was with came back and gave me the memory card I forgot was in the side of the phone with all my photos, dude talking bout some “ aye bruh you forgot this too” 😂

U dribble’n but they went for the steal😂

"my bad, blood tripping"

Schoolboy Q is super down to earth, I delivered pizza to his house during the superbowl back when oxymoron came out and we chopped it up for like 15 minutes.. I kept trying to make gestures to leave because I didn’t want to take up his time cuz his mom and daughter were there but he was way chill and kept asking me about football and who I thought was gonna win.

Getting robbed for two dollars isn’t even getting robbed. It’s more like charity for the jobless gangbangers 💀

"I was peace treaty soon as they walked up" 😂😅😂😅

"They took yo $2" 😂😂😂

The funniest part to me is one of them apologising🤣

They wasn’t falling for that basketball sh 😂they knew EXACTLY where you was from 😂 “bullsht you Mr. jones “

I tried to go super basketball 😂😂😂

“oh well” “🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅”

“I was peace treaty soon as they walked up tho right..” & look where that got you 😅

That "O well" came from getting caught in the wrong hood and being lucky it was only a robbery ..lesson learned 💯

“Dribbling for his life” fr😂. Bro thought if he showed out they’d think he played ball and wasn’t in the streets n would leave him alone. He had to put on the performance of a lifetime😂😂😂

"They took your 2 dollars?" 😂😂😂😂😂 Yachty sounded so concerned

My bad blood trippin 😂😂😂❤

Every character involved in that story was hilarious 😂

2$ lick is crazy

"They took yo 2 dollas" 😂😂😂

Went back home broke and they told him “Type Shit” 😂

"My bad blood" 😂 bro was like "why are robbin this kid for $2?"

Super basketball blood! 😂😂😂

It's amazing how warm and embracing the streets can be, but at the same time cold and unforgiving. Can't help it but I love it..

Lil Yachty's voice is constantly set to auto tune mode

I would’ve got madder when bro apologized man f you , y’all and that apology 🤣🤣🤣💯

“Oh well” is crazy. Tf I’m hanging with y’all for if we not finna slide for my $2😭

This really how it be in the hood too. You play sports to keep outta trouble. Hopefully they respect it and leave you alone 😂

Dribblin for his life😂

Bruh said ⛹🏾‍♂️

He lived to tell the story

The homies saying oh well is CRAZY

This is the realist thing I seen all day 😂😂😂

Super Basketball definitely has replaced Super Saiyan now 😂😂

“Oh Well” is CRAZY! 😂😂😂

between the other blood apologizing and the hoovers being like "oh well"💀 wtf😂

“Oh well” is hilarious

Yatchy laugh always kills me 😂

The homies said we are NOT slidin over no $2😂😂

Robbed for 2 dollars is fucking insane😂😂😂

"Oh well" says it all. These gangs don't care about you! Folks gotta understand that!

That basketball and school shorts got me out some tough situations, can’t even laugh

Q tells the funniest stories! 😂

Bro chillin up there like a cat 😂

That oh well so real. Smh

bro lived thru the scene in BoyZ in the hood😂

Somebody PLEASE animate that 😂

“Transfer for the bus” damn, felt that lol

Why Yachty look so surprised? They took yo two dollars 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

When the gang ain't doing gang related shit is really time to bail😂😂😂😂

“Nah they ain’t take ya basketball!” “Naw they took my bread” lmao even worse

One thing that like about west coast hood stories is that once you know the area or set there from you can almost guess were the other guys were from lol

"Oh well" 😂😂😂 bro wasnt crashing out over that $2

Q funny as hell. Y’all gotta get trell and smacc on here. They his homies. They so different but all alike. 😂

my badd blooOod is crazzyy

I really like school boy. Funny dude

Honestly that wasn’t a robbery that was practice..

Every kid in 90s to early 2000s LA HAS THE SAME STORY. good cop bad cop gangsters. 😂😂😂😂😂 rob da shit outta u.

9th grade summer going to 10th my homeboy was walking with me and asked did I want him to walk with me to my other homeboy house, I was like “nah I’m good ima be ok” for some reason I started feeling like something was gone happen, sure enough 2 mfers came clean out a house when I walked past and tried to rob me, he kept saying look forward but I was tryna see his face, recognized that we went tot he same school and we were actually cool acquaintances, he said he got jumped the day before and was really look for specific people, he apologized and we talked for a lil minute and we on about the day like nothing happened Honestly he made a great decision because he came out of a house he stayed in and I stayed about a 10 minute walk away, me, my brothers, cousins and friends definitely was about to come back and beat his ass 😂

My bad bluud bluud trippin 😭😭

"i tried to play like i was super basketball"😂😂

I went back to the set...oh well. Peace, please.

bro ain’t get robbed he was jus donating the homeless 😂

Better than the way I got robbed 🤣 hopped out a van with ARP’s and shxt, thought I was getting kidnapped

Bloods robbed him, one blood apologized, and the crips didn't care. Shit is like an Aesop fable

This podcast has been great so far. Keep it up Yachty 😤

They already had weed they didn’t have no gar money 😭

Dribbling for his life 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s how it is on the streets. You gotta be respected for people to give af about u and whatever happen to you

"I JUST GOT ROBBED CUH!" ..... ..... ..... "🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️"

Hearing schoolboy say this is super funny bc one hard asf and two he funny asf so you know he was laughing too lol

NAAHHHHHHH as a hooper this hits to home

Went back to the set & they said oh well is crazy 🤣🤣

Q started doing HotSauce moves😂😂😂

Aye tears in my eyes 😭 "My bad Blood, Blood trippin"

I ain't never heard a soul say "go super basketball" before lmaoo

lil yachty's laugh is nuts lmao

50'$ my Loc city mad crazy.💯

“Blood I don’t care where you from, who wop wop wop…” 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

"OH well"...Fall dropped immediately

That last part went over a lot of heads

bro was dribbling like that guy on tiktok

Yachty's laugh is funny asf

This some boyz n the hood type shit… “give em his football back”

Lmfaooo on my soul I felt this he not lying I done that before

That oh well hit kinda hard ngl

Always be hyper focus before the smoke 😂😂

Them chairs zesty asf got homie kicking his legs 🤨

The funniest part is going back to the hood and they saying oh well

Yachty: “Damnnnnnn………Damnnnnnnn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dribbling for your life is diabolical

"they took your 2 dollars" 😂

Shoulda had some Now & Laters

Q hit em with that Iverson crossover

I did that with a basketball before but with the police tried to act super basketball they still got me😭😭😭

“We need weed anyways” 😂

😂😂 it’s a funny story fr

$2 back then is probably worth a dub today cuh

This is the scene from boyz in the hood he not slick