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You Filthy Animal ! Boat Ramp Chit Show ! Wow !

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BlackPoint Marina made famous by yours truly Alfred Montaner, aka the King of Haulover . Todays video has some drama because a 20 ft boat sank out on Biscayne Bay. Luckily the team at Tow Boat Us were on the radio and were able to get to the boat before it sunk completly. The usual boat crashes and dock fails but we also had a guest appearance by my wife and lets just say it was a chitty conversation. Have fun with this one cause its gonna make you laugh. Chit Show at its finest ! No one was hurt in the making of this video well maybe a few feelings but that's about it !
Don't subscribe if your new I don't want new subs but please do "like" the video it fulfills my ego !

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@scoop-sc5gr 3 года назад

Already got one kid on the way from the Verrado videos

@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад

DAM Scoop I'd say sorry but I'm sure the night was worth it !

@baaa4698 3 года назад

Better than telling us it was during a Biden press conference🤷🏻‍♂️

@709badwolf 3 года назад

congratulations!

@kendrickelliott1370 3 года назад

i realize Im pretty off topic but do anyone know a good website to watch new series online?

@princemoshe841 3 года назад

@Kendrick Elliott I watch on Flixzone. You can find it by googling =)

@lsfambam3 2 года назад

The Mrs is right buy stock in Hefty bags! Yes coming from one of your female followers!! 🤣🤣🤣love the Chit Show!

@EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle 3 года назад

5:19 "they've been here about 6 days" LOLOL That damage @ 4:21 was probably sustained during atmospheric reentry

@Arian0027 3 года назад

When your radar is bigger than your boat 😂

@Mo-zv5yc 3 года назад

The more you can see when running drugs 😂

@samsuttle5556 3 года назад

Hey, hey Alfred, go easy on the “senior citizens” bro. Your best subscribers are seniors ( from Indiana)

@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад

Didn't you hear me say , "Dam I just lost "40 percent of my audience "

@davidwright7834 2 года назад

Captain trying to pull the front of boat around with rope. He’s on the boat. 🤣 16:52

@Dan6erous 3 года назад

Many of these people would benefit from a short video on throwing lines that actually move your whole boat alongside the dock, lol.

@36thstreethero 3 года назад

That radar is sweeping a 150NM radius and using 75% of the onboard power.

@reneap9049 3 года назад

You KNOW IT BRO!!

@janetyurkin822 2 года назад

Is radar becoming a status symbol on these small boats? The woman in the kayak must have a death wish. I’d fear these idiots piloting these powerful boats more than Fred!

@reneap9049 3 года назад

They senior citizens!!????? LOL!! I’m 55 and can dock a 80 footer bro!! I got your “Senior Citizen”!!! LOL!!!

@seanharrison5064 3 года назад

It’s like no one pays attention to their surroundings.. amazing!!

@tammiecox7727 2 года назад

You be greeting hype bro your commentary is hands done one of a kind man you get excited easy and go from 0 / 100 realquick

@kurt3543 8 месяцев назад

Says bro way too many times

@johnsmith-zi7jh 3 года назад

He got that radar from the last hurricane when everybody evacuated. He walked down to the marina, uninstalled it, reinstalled it.

@nutsmcflurry3737 3 года назад

A sail boat with training wheels, who knew.

@michaelatudor4797 3 года назад

😂 chit show at it’s best 😂That radar is huge🤙🏼🌊🌞🌴🐊

@akbychoice 3 года назад

Like a Belt Buckle for a boat.

@janetyurkin822 2 года назад

@@akbychoice 👍

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

He's also sending radiation to everybody at the Dock which is kind of stupid !

@dcc2444 3 года назад

Is a boat, a cruise ship, a ceiling fan...NO it a floating helicopter?!?! LMAO!

@xXJBrutalXx 2 года назад

bro snagged the radar off the USS Nimitz trying to turn his boat into a helicopter.

@monstery121 3 года назад

10:23 I had to replay that couple of times. We need more of them shots Alfred

@italiansister8069 3 года назад

That big as* Radar on the boat found you Alfred 😆🤣😂😆🤣😅🤣😅🤣 you are the king

@chairfarmer1511 3 года назад

You should monitor the TowBoat and Marine Patrol channels for context. Good job!

@elianselmi4099 3 года назад

LMAO... "get one of the extra-large hefty bags" ! only on Alfred Montaner Chit Show! :-)

@buffettfanman 3 года назад

Old school boxers or Tightie Whities in the bucket with Clorox soak wash 24 hrs later. Never throw them out!

@ptlpszt1 3 года назад

Love your sho bro. Keep it up

@davidleblanc4712 3 года назад

ALFRED WE GOT 10 INCHES OF SNOW YESTERDAY IN MONTREAL...WE NEED MORE SAND BAR VIDEO'S...LOL

@robdtrucking2184 3 года назад

That radar is worth more than that hialeah cigarette

@frankpazos9369 3 года назад

The guy at 16:55 cracks me up. He is on the boat pulling on the bow line.

@TuSofoke809. 3 года назад

My propeller hub broke down and I tray to fix it at the ramp but at west marine don’t have the right hub for it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

@trevorb3521 3 года назад

Your wife seems like a pretty cool woman!! She's funny!!

@Stefan-wu3bs 3 года назад

The folding trimaran is super cool! Even the blow-boaters love the Chit Show!

@pauljoseph8338 2 года назад

I love when we hear from Mrs Alfred…her disdain for him just oozes out of that iPhone speaker…😒

@davebardo8122 3 года назад

boat lessons 101.......lol.......omg

@ScarabChris 3 года назад

So much going on here....1) Yeah that radar is a little overkill for that boat and certainly don't need it sweeping the marina. Nothing but a big red blob on the screen. LOL. 2) The pontoon boat at 2:24 is sinking at the dock. 3) 17:04 the guy is pulling hard on the bow line to get the boat close to the dock but he's pulling from inside the boat. LOL 4) And yeah what happened with the blue boat missing half it's port side gel coat? Damn that must have been a hell of a collision. He was definitely sinking. Pretty good he got it to the dock before it sunk.

@oeoshutton6134 3 года назад

Funny stuff Chit, I've been on boats for years and this is amazing silly. I've docked sailing into a slip better than some of these folks. Ah good stuff love your channel.

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Год назад

Your funniest ending EVER!

@58TMJ 3 года назад

The Master King is back at it !!! Awesome Chit Show Bro !!!

@nelsonfernandez7473 3 года назад

I will bet 100 buckaroo that that radar just spins by itself nothing else installed, its like a 6 cylinder mustang with a 5.0 emblem

@hhmiami4742 3 года назад

100%

@jimmclaughlin5930 3 года назад

Made so happy to put in at Ponce de Leon park did the sunrise blvd.twice.Charlotte harbor my place

@bobberger918 3 года назад

Radar to track flying fish

@erikvanderburg3597 3 года назад

That’s it radiation from radar smart 😂

@StingerSecSol 3 года назад

They been here about 6 days... Lmao that's gold!

@BLAMBERRY 3 года назад

That radar is gonna give them cancer

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

I doubt it's a real Radar unit, rather it is a revolving piece of metal !

@baaa4698 3 года назад

Every time mamacita has a cameo appearance I get the impression she’s less than impressed with the chit show and Alfs humor. (“You gotta fix that, bro”😋)

@Sutcliffe371 3 года назад

lol thats chits from like a cruise ship !! good thing w all that south florida fog

@robdtrucking2184 3 года назад

Definition of hialeah cigarette: Avavnti, Concept and Renegade Boats

@taniatait1791 3 года назад

Those radars are brilliant for showing bird strike or flocks of birds working over fish underneath big tuna/marlin or any other schooling surface fish from quite a distance too.

@fmaalouf73 3 года назад

Am I the only one that saw the guy pull on the bow anchor line from inside the boat trying to turn the boat correctly on the ramp? 😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@Class58001 3 года назад

Alfred Been watching your channel for a few weeks now.. You got me hooked bro ive subscribed and notifications all done.. Keep up the good work.. Full respect from the uk.. 🇬🇧

@richardcranium8408 3 года назад

Your channel cures homesickness. I miss those good laughs.

@dsdyork 3 года назад

Take it from someone that’s has learned the hard lesson of taking it really slow while docking. I literally go 1 bump in neutral and coast really slow like a turtle, let the current work her in. I used to come in hot like these people lol.

@samsuttle5556 3 года назад

Yer good bro😎 keep your chit up....you a very refreshing 🤟

@tripledoregon8513 3 года назад

Love it man keep it up. I tell my wife when I get home if I had to jettison a pair of underwear that day. Thank god for Costco

@TSKseattle 3 года назад

1:07 Butt now a word from our sponsor...

@brockyoung3616 3 года назад

Bro I am 20 and can watch these videos all day 😂

@euniceperez4510 3 года назад

That radar is worth more than the boat.

@jcrump6072 3 года назад

I agree with your wife! Throw 'em out!

@seandingle58 3 года назад

I think you makin people nervous

@zebzepplin2872 3 года назад

Churz bro new sub from new zealand, great channel🤙

@AlfredMontaner 3 года назад

Thanks Zeb stick around watch the playlist you have tons of content to get caught up

@tomschnepp14 2 года назад

Radical

@zfilmmaker 3 года назад

That radar is true ‘chit show’ material!

@Pietro-ni6ow 3 года назад

That radar is about 6 thousand bucks.....that's what he meant....that boat isn't worth much more..

@sherylsteingraber5153 3 года назад

Yup, hefty bag for sure!

@jamesstutts8480 2 года назад

James stutts is here watching you live

@UrbanFisherman 3 года назад

Not the bag bro 🤣

@TheBoatnut 3 года назад

You are too funny. This was another great video!

@lyman135 3 года назад

Why don't these people slow down? They just come flying into the dock still going like 5 miles per hour. I mean isnt it just common sense? What do they think is going to stop them? They just ram the dock to stop. Don't take it out of gear or reverse to slow down, just throttle right into the dock.

@ignacio9552 3 года назад

OMG! 59 seconds, check out the transom, it's in the water and the engines nearly swamped. Nothing on this boat is right, radar for a cruise ship and transom overweight/overpowered.

@shawnomack45 3 года назад

Remind me never launch my boat there lol

@TheDLS82 3 года назад

Dont think this shit just happens in Miami. Im from Australia and Saturday morning is the best time to be at ya local boat ramp with a pie and a coffee

@MmmChipotle 3 года назад

Good job Vance

@ptlpszt1 3 года назад

That antenna lmao. You must know them and gave it them fo sho

@steveregert3990 3 года назад

This is comedy gold!

@DCD-il3nm 3 года назад

"Maybe it's something superstitious?"...... lololol!

@Captain12Davey 3 года назад

You know I heard you talk about the get off my lawn guy and I immediately knew what you were talkin about LOL so strange that generation

@Belleisland11 3 года назад

Floridians don’t appear to use fenders😂

@lvmykdz5724 2 года назад

Gotta love the boating community, they love their cops and they love TRUMP!!!

@andreragguette6298 3 года назад

Lmfao that radar

@patriciagriswold6060 3 года назад

You need to have a sign that you can hold to tell new people your name on Chit Show🤣

@scottmichael3745 3 года назад

I signed up for the chit show!:-) lol. Funny bro.

@joem8372 3 года назад

lol at 17:10, that family is cluecluss. I don't want to be on that boat.

@kdal6744 3 года назад

I don't understand why people don't use the fenders! The older couple had them but didn't have them down on the side the hit. It seems common when I watch these videos.

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

These Docks are poorly designed. You can't set them at one height because of the Tides, every 1/2 hr. you need to re-adjust the fender's position

@nutsmcflurry3737 3 года назад

That's not a radar, that's a rotisserie for lunch.

@Slcm02 3 года назад

I have seen many boats tied up at fuel dock with radar on. I guess they aren’t sure where they are. Radiation for free

@kscowboy 3 года назад

Great Chanel! When do we get to see Alfred dock a boat?

@susieallen6601 3 года назад

Glad all survived...what do you think the cost of the Tow USA is.....if it by time?....or size of boat?...or maybe distance??

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

Tow boat US you sign a contract for the whole year and all the tows are free. Their basic package is around $180.00 They have other packages also.

@tuomasholo 3 года назад

Love the chit show. Have you trademarked the “Chit show?”

@alvincurry4753 3 года назад

RADAR...to help him find which boat ramp to use???

@MrNick- 3 года назад

When you’re a billionaire with a yacht and too cheap for security Honey, where’s my radar?

@Captain12Davey 3 года назад

Hell cat getting the send recognition! Love it

@jamesstutts8480 2 года назад

Is 806 here what is the time there in Florida I'm watching live on the chit chat show

@KB4QAA 3 года назад

Great show!!

@ThePeopleVerse 3 года назад

@18:10 they captain just quit driving the boat....what the heck?

@Slottyhappy 3 года назад

Hey Alfred, You used to be the only one filming here at the BlackPoint. Now you have this Haulover, Broncos guru, etc.

@gregoryyount6907 3 года назад

It's a dick move to operate a high power radar that close people. Turn it off at the dock. That's likely 4-6 kw microwave frying bystanders.

@keithscudder7136 2 года назад

That's so true, but I suspect he only has the motor that spins in turned on so it keeps birds off the top.

@suds5214 Год назад

That is ridiculous looking on that tiny boat.

@edwardhewer8530 3 года назад

Must not be easy with the current perpendicular to the jetties.

@seanharrison5064 3 года назад

Dude!!! Lol There’s way too many people who shouldn’t be operating boats... 😂 holy cow

@mikeludwikowski7050 3 года назад

SIZE MATTERS BRO! LMAO

@TXH1138 3 года назад

The guy with the boat in backwards @ 17:46 he doesn't have a prop.

@ScarabChris 3 года назад

Yup just noticed. I was to busy watching the guy pulling on the bow line to get the boat to the dock but pulling from inside the boat.

@tobydog247 3 года назад

Why did the clowns at 10:20 pull up to a dock when there is already a boat coming in and lots of other docks are wide open? Maroons man, just plain maroons!