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@theyounglegochannel6134 2 года назад

The "get that outta here" never gets old

@AmberTheCat274 Год назад

Yeah

@egbertsgf931 Год назад

Wdym you get old it gets old everything gets old

@theyounglegochannel6134 Год назад

@@egbertsgf931 bruh it is a joke and it means that its funny

@drizzy389 Год назад

Chill bro😟

@drizzy389 Год назад

Or else we’re gonna beat you up🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@vlonezerks1376 4 года назад

Who's better dangmattsmith or Preston Like : dangmattsmith Comment : Preston

@Cr7fc.am7 4 года назад

Both

@gabrielamagloyuan981 4 года назад

I like preston

@charleneweber9423 4 года назад

If prestonplaz both

@edwinlauslaus4694 4 года назад

@benjaminmowat3994 4 года назад

Both?😞

@thedarzi3585 Год назад

DangMattSmith calling the Paralympic’s “tHe wHeEl cHaIr oLyMpIcS”

@Flavored_Pandora 10 месяцев назад

The “boy get that outta here” never gets old and 3 years ago and he still does it wow

@clarencemintas9663 2 года назад

7:23 Baby needs beers and wines got me laughing and dying😂🤣🤣

@aidannguyen8321 6 месяцев назад

Same🤣🤣🤣

@varuunbadree 5 месяцев назад

Yea baby Oh wait,,,, that oh wait..... Uhhh (💥)

@gmacalinao7068 3 месяца назад

Yeah same😂

@nba-clipzz9264 4 года назад

At 6:18 u ain’t have to do our moms dirty like damn lmao 😭😭😂😂😂😂

@ghaithullahal-zubi152 5 месяцев назад

I agree, man I agree

@nicolehembree5098 Год назад

“Your mom last night” never gets old😂

@TomGirlLove Год назад

7:24 gotta start ‘em off young am I right😂😂

@lyaltii8553 4 года назад

0:27 At first I thought he threw his phone in the air XD

@Daniel-gq4sz 6 дней назад

When bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 when

@jayyyvsc 4 года назад

1:16 who else checked their calculator, even though you know your calculator will equal 4 😂...

@kyleryan97 4 года назад

almost

@barbarathomas4255 4 года назад

I did

@gemmasammons9081 4 года назад

I did it said 4

@chiefsfans9021 4 года назад

Mine said 4

@waterisok4853 4 года назад

But mine said 5

@user-gq2kq7jf4d 9 месяцев назад

I don't want to call Jacob anymore 😂

@stadiumarena5891 3 месяца назад

1:40 it's Look like Phineas From Phineas & Ferb 😅

@ptlp8698 2 года назад

"The goodies" had me laughing😂🤣😂😂😂😂

@christinatheidiotalien682 4 года назад

1:49 “you look like an Asian alien” I mean, *youre not wrong..*

@carolmoody5821 4 года назад

I don't know how it feels to have on because I'm 8

@aroniejashe4105 Месяц назад

@@carolmoody5821really I am 9

@user-jz4cc7ol4y 4 месяца назад

6:23 "your mom was free last night" ~Matt Smith

@lloydjohnson7770 Год назад

6:25 bros the rizz master

@quepasa9415 4 года назад

10:31 I just saw an ad about the $5 foot longs 🤣🤣🤣😂

@kat.is.short. 2 года назад

6:50 say WHAT NOW!? lol

@Abbies_iFrom2399year 4 месяца назад

From Sherk 2 meet puss in boots

@YangZhongzheWellingtonps-gn5tv 3 месяца назад

7:32 me walking around seeing a walking drunk baby

@linastephonthomas5448 Год назад

Stop it blockman stop it black man stop it black man 6:33

@user-xz3ox6mj1r 13 дней назад

Racist

@rosanabellina6785 Год назад

At 7:27 the "nooooooooooooo" got me laughing on the floor

@asaadomar3680 4 года назад

0:32 when he said yeaaaah I thought he was gonna say yeaaaah I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road😂😂😂

@asaadomar3680 4 года назад

Who ever likes my comment I will like their comment or subscribe and reply to me so I know who likes this comment

@ashm3272 4 года назад

I liked

@ashm3272 4 года назад

My channel is dumb with 2 vids

@GogetaBlue-mp8ub 4 года назад

thats funny. yeah im going to take my horse to the old town road

@yenjungliu4600 3 года назад

Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room

@ScpFanIsHere Год назад

Fun fact: The hole under the public bathroom door is for emergencies such as a fire when the person inside needs to get out they can crawl under.

@hello_people6423 Год назад

@Harbinger_of_bad_names Год назад

@@hello_people6423wdym just OK?!Z

@hello_people6423 Год назад

@@Harbinger_of_bad_names ya so what?

@IHeartAGM 11 месяцев назад

They still don’t need to be as tall as they are tho. Plus, why would they need to crawl under? The lock works right? How’d they lock it if it’s broken?

@brujamadness5200 10 месяцев назад

I- I never thought about that😂

@DaKiyan69420 Год назад

12:13 When kids eat too much chocolate

@k0dss 4 года назад

Dangmattsmith: lemme check my calculator 2+2=5 Me: *Goes to calculator*😂

@boogeryskibby2227 4 года назад

Same

@bimmybeutron3729 4 года назад

I immediately went to calculator and I was disappointed cause it didn't work for me 😭

@lorenzojimenez2854 4 года назад

Same

@acotlage 4 года назад

Michael Popp same all he did was 2+3

@lucastop9s834 4 года назад

Anybody else not watched a Matt video in like a year but decided to watch one for the first time in a hella long time

@MM2M1A 4 месяца назад

Naw bro me too i barely remembered his channel..

@SparkerBearGuy 6 дней назад

Cursed face makes me laugh 😂😂 1:40

@jaxtonwatkins6919 9 месяцев назад

Fling it to the next yard but it's your neighbor 💀

@ipadgamer4598 4 года назад

99.99 percent of comments “who’s been a fan of Matt before 2019”. 00.01 percent of comments “me complaining about it”. Omg 😱 thanks 🙏 for a lot of likes. I never got this much before

@aleishanuggets449 4 года назад

0.003

@aleishanuggets449 4 года назад

00.03

@josephclark1511 4 года назад

00.04

@futurelofi8170 4 года назад

THE VERY NORMAL CHANNEL 123 0.05

@splazh7479 4 года назад

00.06

@carmenmartins6058 4 года назад

"If i wanted to taste the rainbow I would have gone to your mums house" that broke me

@OPmaSter-999 Месяц назад

Bro had snoop dog in there😂

@jessecilanosr 20 дней назад

Bro actually said I'm arlgic to his face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sembawangmagen 4 года назад

2:22 was the funniest part when Matt said: see bro i am allergic to your face Me: YESSSSS

@cheneethompson5756 10 месяцев назад

Lol!

@varuunbadree 5 месяцев назад

Emotional damage

@kix7373 4 года назад

Who is watching this in quarantine? Just want to know

@tomasitokailagi1061 4 года назад

I'm in quarantine.😭😭😭😭😒

@jacksonbeaumler4765 4 года назад

@tomasitokailagi1061 4 года назад

I and doin home schooling

@tomasitokailagi1061 4 года назад

Ocai sa Vuli ena vale

@jjcsa3 4 года назад

@Moon Vid not me I love staying at home and just watching RU-vid and playing video games Yet... I do get kinda lonely, hm.

@Unhasu1980 Месяц назад

I remember laughing at this video while eating lunch in the cafeteria in 6th grade. Good memories ❤

@CHAD_OFFICIALZ 3 дня назад

bro looks like woked up in the morning

@okokokokokokokokokokokokokok 4 года назад

2: how much did he say “GET THAT OUTTA HERE?” and ur mom jokes

@md.golamrabbi2448 4 года назад

lol

@FizzGaming100 4 года назад

ovstudentALT PlaysRBLX, hey kid, want some lettuce?

@thelongestnameinthewholewo4955 4 года назад

Hey kid want to suffer

@sherrywhaley9713 4 года назад

1 out of 100 idk

@phoenixosbourn4482 4 года назад

Nobody Literally nobody Dangmattsmith boy u better get that out of here

@chopper6415 4 года назад

It yo boy is B that’s his word and this isn’t funny sooo

@ilovequake833 4 года назад

Should I laughed at the "nobody" part?

@chopper6415 4 года назад

Z4ID4И's Life no

@ryrides210 4 года назад

Stop hating. Its annoying like you.

@PolishRepublicYT 6 месяцев назад

lol the "Oh my gosh something aint right" is very funny to me does anyone agree

@kristaschwarz3594 Год назад

With the toilet paper, that NBA player gotta be like ELASTIC or something

@bean9291 4 года назад

2+2 equals five. Life changing

@danielperegrina5050 4 года назад

funny

@dxwsonsgirl.x 4 года назад

Lol

@austinmayes1208 4 года назад

I was doing everything wrong in kindergarten

@eliseelise4897 4 года назад

No! It equals three!

@austinmayes1208 4 года назад

@@eliseelise4897 😂😂

@lizhxnxe 4 года назад

His mom jokes are legendary 👌🏻

@theJoman Год назад

Yes

@Testuser-kz8fk Год назад

Noice

@jaredsnyder4664 Год назад

That is really true I'm not lying!

@trinityheartchristianacade8645 3 месяца назад

infinte infinate facts

@takashikun1978 Год назад

"I'll leave your mom out of this and I'll leave this out of your mom"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RonWise-gd5hj 25 дней назад

4:24 Did you turn into Jigsaw from the horror movie Saw?

@iamcurrentlyhittingthegrid3521 4 года назад

Me: he actually put 2+3 and on his phone Him: get that out of here

@kinghaus 4 года назад

Avenger 008 dude it’s a joke calm down you don’t have to ruin it pooface

@dorcasshako5511 4 года назад

duhh

@merrisathomas7357 4 года назад

Ikr

@iamcurrentlyhittingthegrid3521 4 года назад

Chilly Nation it was a joke chill

@archangel1327 4 года назад

He just probobly put just 5 instead of 2+3

@Claudepatrice1 4 года назад

Billboard: *upside down* People with dyslexia: *laughs in dyslexia*

@babyeliascookie 4 года назад

AHAHAH!

@soleilsolitaire5085 4 года назад

Ok, lmao

@xjemiliaxx137 4 года назад

Heh

@kix7373 4 года назад

So true

@selahyat588 Год назад

7:23 I drank beer as a baby lol

@micahthamecha 3 месяца назад

The get that outta here never stops and go's on forever its so funny

@awezome0829 4 года назад

If Matt was in smash the final smash would be throwing a fighter in the air and saying Boi ya better GET THAT OUT OF HERE

@gamingdemon12 4 года назад

I thought it would at least be his command grab

@ScorpiusMW70 9 месяцев назад

Bruh that would be the side special

@K-723 4 года назад

Matt acts like someone's dad😂❤️

@jhobart82 Год назад

I know where you live

@K-723 Год назад

@@jhobart82 I live in memphis

@chrissyb6419 4 месяца назад

Huh

@julietomlinson3250 10 месяцев назад

“ 2+2 = FIVE!?” Got me rolling on the floor😂

@BlueToad208 Год назад

I wanna be an astronaut so I can see how beautiful space is!

@psycholily8741 3 года назад

I really love when he says GET THAT OUTTA HERE! Lol

@sisrael1 2 года назад

Me to

@ScorpiusMW70 9 месяцев назад

Me to

@melancholy1000 3 года назад

"You see that bro, I'm allergic to your face." - Dang Matt Smith 2019

@gaminsage7739 3 года назад

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eee

@Flumby_the_creator_YT 3 года назад

2+2=5 -calculator 2019

@Springtrap-zv7ou 3 года назад

Gacha club+gacha life= GET THAT OUTTA HERE

@MagnusCattle-Ravie-oq4pt 10 месяцев назад

I laughed so much at one point I thought I was going to choke

@lindsaysutphin3871 2 месяца назад

6:54 he violated every boy in history 😂

@bonniethebunny7964 4 года назад

I took bang into my school Now everyone in my school is hyper af

@hiboi5970 4 года назад

bonnie the bunny but we’re being courintined

@mxnaphy 4 года назад

Hi Boi quarranined

@llcrazyll2418 4 года назад

@@mxnaphy quarantined

@bonniethebunny7964 4 года назад

@@hiboi5970 my school isn't idk why

@hiboi5970 4 года назад

Interesting 🤔

@jalen2k521 4 года назад

I’ve been watching Dangmattsmith for 3 whole years and I don’t have any merch. I had one job

@VIDIVRAGV 2 года назад

Same

@xxhinthunterxx5244 2 года назад

Me tooo

@kyleighgrimm4053 2 года назад

100% the same right here...😐

@ThatOneBaconThatsMe 4 месяца назад

2:29 when he said "I'm allergic to your face" 🤣🤣🤣

@theycallmemrssweet Год назад

The toilet one got me cracking up because the way you had moved left right up down side side

@fredbrozuniversity 4 года назад

"Your mom was free last night." -Matt Smith

@user-hx5mq3jd2l 4 года назад

You're is you are *your

@crynzd 4 года назад

*Spelling Police Alert*

@fredbrozuniversity 4 года назад

@@user-hx5mq3jd2l u can spell it like that too -_-

@issacauden7277 4 года назад

My mom is dead

@fredbrozuniversity 4 года назад

U idiots happy I fixed it

@artpastrana9174 4 года назад

Honestly in the start he put 3 plus 2 then it looks like 5 for him :D

@fujitoraissho9864 4 года назад

Ya think?

@artpastrana9174 4 года назад

Um he's calculator said its 5 but he just putted 3 plus two so it looks like 5

@diamondxz7496 4 года назад

Or he just type 5 in

@elisamongaya5697 4 года назад

lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kaya_anime_edits8648 4 года назад

Everyone knows

@ghaithullahal-zubi152 7 месяцев назад

How is the person supposed to reach all the way over when they’re sitting on the tailet 4:12 got me dying😂😂😂😂 😂😂

@Ryan_air. Месяц назад

4 years letter still dieing 😂

@ramdesquitado6402 4 года назад

7:24 i was dying on laughter XD

@goldplaybutton-funny_moments69 Год назад

7:26

@ricardodonoso1984 3 года назад

“Im cool with gettin some nuts” -dang Matt Smith 2019

@liammiller6701 3 года назад

That's gay

@user-sk1ob9tf3g 3 года назад

You meant peanut 🥜

@mahanimmusa 3 года назад

2021

@Sanshasbeensummend Год назад

Bro was like he did 2+3 on Calculator

@vhenjierock3326 11 месяцев назад

When he saw the skittles and the way he was having a mom joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@typicg8713 3 года назад

8:24 We Said “Earthquake” The Same Time 😂😂

@stharlingcamarena6775 3 года назад

What bro really

@josiahvelez2987 3 года назад

you're so cool wooowwww

@seankylemaitim8367 4 года назад

Wait! That's my calculator logo

@yeralgamboa3250 Месяц назад

Hahaha

@jonahsussman69420 10 месяцев назад

6:05 nothing in life is free that’s how

@TaraSiebert 8 месяцев назад

Them goodys 😂😂😂

@michellevela4085 4 года назад

2:53 it's backwards and upside-down at the same time 🤣🤦🤦😂😆

@RANDOMGUY-s1i 19 дней назад

9:00 this made me laugh a lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RANDOMGUY-s1i 19 дней назад

11:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this one is hilarious stone

@BredAndFriends 6 месяцев назад

the amount of likes that i get will get doubled into the amount of pushups i will do. (edit: i will do it another day (which is tomorrow) alright people?)

@IloveGizmo2244 4 месяца назад

DO 2 PUSHUPS RN!!!!

@MichiganMetalHead 3 года назад

2:22 bless you man. And yes you are allergic to him😂😂

@sweatbs3690 4 года назад

This is how many time he said “get that outta here”

@stealthysniper61psn58 4 года назад

uhhh do you mean "depending how many likes this comment gets, that's how many times Matt said: "get that outta here!" " uh by the way ya spelled TIMES wrong. YA HAD ONE JOB.

@nickynick4588 4 года назад

Stealthysniper61 PSN..... lol edit: and you spelled “YOU” WRONG, YOU HAD ONE JOB

@nickynick4588 4 года назад

@stealthysniper61psn58 4 года назад

@@nickynick4588 hey dumdum, ya is how some people say you. Tbh you'd probably correct "yee-haw", "yippee kai-yay" and "woo hoo".

@jackthepieceofjello7436 3 года назад

wayyyh more

@DFAVALORA Год назад

Never thought that 2+2 actually equals 5😂😂

@AubreyMcnealy 2 дня назад

the one kid: 2+2 is five the friends:ARE YOU DUMB?

@WillNUFC-zn1tt 4 года назад

When ur so early there is no annoying self promoters

@WaterBottlegetSubs-novidschall 4 года назад

Ah ha I do that

@powerpuffpj4975 4 года назад

69 Epic Likes

@slimjiterry 4 года назад

TSO Will people like that are always there

@luvxdolla3455 4 года назад

The best

@Saturnslover 4 года назад

Lol

@chigookafor710 3 года назад

"Man, you better get that outta here

@ayokogabiam9068 7 дней назад

When you had one job 2 + 3.? It is not a question mark 😂😂

@zoeyshoop888 3 месяца назад

A riddle: TT FF SS ? What is next? Comment below :)

@ethanjamesrandles6092 3 года назад

Who’s better Like: Dangmattsmith Comment: Infinite

@insaneapple7755 3 года назад

Wai wai wai no no no stop copying the person

@strawberrycakexx4898 3 года назад

Bruh the comment you copied this from is right above you lmao

@jaxlock6209 3 года назад

Both my sister has a damn crush on cylus

@alisonjoseph450 3 года назад

I liked but I wanted to comment dangmattsmith

@inshashaikh7945 3 года назад

CAYLUS

@pimp-simp5414 4 года назад

Who else is a true fan of dangmatt smith 👇 Ha you tought Did you

@danielnoakes9323 4 года назад

@Cody Lockwood lol. You say that, but, you spelt grammar wrong. Nice going, grammar nazi.

@danielnoakes9323 4 года назад

@Cody Lockwood nice job deleting a comment, you are actually hilarious. Say hello to reddit!

@kinggalindo4012 4 года назад

Cody Lockwood lol it is so clear u did

@pimp-simp5414 4 года назад

Sorry

@pimp-simp5414 4 года назад

Im in 6 grade and im in elar

@Tyler-jj6gc Год назад

0:59 what if the neighbour doesn’t have a dog 💀

@keithdavis7497 Год назад

Matt is the funniest person ever in RU-vid I admire him❤️❤️❤️ the best black youtuber “Like my coffee your mom was hot” 😎

@Drei_S2023 4 года назад

Math: 2+2= Calculator: 5 Math: Am I a joke to you?

@callmewizzen4222 4 года назад

2+2 is 22

@Marie-rq2gp 4 года назад

Yes your a joke to me. An awful joke

@Yimoza_play 5 месяцев назад

I got 4 On my phone calculator

@yoboyjudah8098 4 месяца назад

100+100=110000

@Elinore_games_all_the_way 3 месяца назад

@@callmewizzen4222 fax

@cayden4592 4 года назад

Nobody: Literally nobody: Matt: *sneezes* oo bless me Me: what if I wanted to bless you?

@ilovequake833 4 года назад

NOBODY'S OUT THERE BECAUSE NOBODY TALKING!!

@subswithavideo-wm6ow 4 года назад

r/Wooosh

@filipe462 4 года назад

XJay_GamerX boooooooooy if you dont

@bre8280 4 года назад

XJay_GamerX I don’t think anyone says “I wanted to bless you” that’s stupid only you

@cayden4592 4 года назад

LPS TV ok you know what can’t I just be my stupid self while u be ur dumber self

@casperthecat420 Год назад

6:35 “Yeah,and you were black -Me

@chocolateloverbradley5824 10 месяцев назад

Imagine if I get 3 likes?!!?!

@kathycarlson4840 4 года назад

Does Matt even need energy drinks with all the energy he already has

@Ezia1 2 года назад

12:31 dropped out of nowhere

@chalkwarrior5542 4 года назад

That moment when you realize he's browsing reddit

@tro0018 3 года назад

William Shakespeare brawl stars?

@Rosetaa12 3 года назад

『꧁ Sleepy Tiger-Brawl Stars ꧂ 』 he meant bull shit

@gigaman1234 3 года назад

『꧁ ༒ Sleepy Tiger-Brawl Stars ༒꧂ 』 bruh you probably suck at brawl stars

@tro0018 3 года назад

Gizmo Spartan no toxIC

@tro0018 3 года назад

MrTop Hat o

@goldplaybutton-funny_moments69 Год назад

(10:02)“WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????”

@khalifadiggi2309 Год назад

You always put a smile on my face everyday 😁

@melloify2538 3 года назад

2:25 TFG be like: I’m allergic to this face unless it’s fired

@JZJ7777 2 года назад

I was reading this just as that part was playing😂😂

@matthewswanson2707 4 года назад

Who confuses peanuts with skittles. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Marie-rq2gp 4 года назад

*I'm sorry, What now?*

@Brantly75 Год назад

once at a gas station there was a donut that was a triangle donut

@Scelotorthegreat 9 месяцев назад

Bathroom: ya must you must stay Me: nah I go leave 4:33

@nightwing0372 4 года назад

9:56 $75 for cheese. My thoughts that came up, "CHEESE IS NOT GOLD!"

@babyboykencarsony 4 года назад

Lol

@kakyoin4960 3 года назад

@Yusuf Eltalkhawy what?

@varuunbadree 5 месяцев назад

Maybe from the moon