You Have To Win Arcade Games, Or You Die 

RT in a nutshell

Please, give me the food for free, I swear I’ll pay you back later, please I don’t have long to liv-

I think he just passes out, but its still fucking hilarious

Honestly, I think this game is amazing material for a horror game or an SCP or something. Imagine just one day waking up on this remote island where your only contact with other intelligent creatures is these strange, discordant, oddball robots who seem to sometimes say stuff, and your only way to make money to buy food is to play these arcade games or scavenge for scraps, and if you start suffering or starving or you get hit by a car or something, the robots just leave you there and ignore you, following their carefully programmed subroutines instruction by instruction. The developer should hire a team and make a sequel where he goes all out on the horror aspect of this scenario.

blehmeh98 how does that have anything to do with scp

I also feel like there's a severe lack of yelling "SCRATCH TICKET!" every time he found one unscratched as he desperately scavenged for money to survive.

Too bad that was a goose. He could have used the "your goose is cooked" line, too.

all right but kevin is chaotic evil

**10 minutes later** “Ima put this duck in the claw machine

I think RT is more Neutral Evil, Kevin's got the Chaotic Evil line.

Ok jack is chaotic good, rt is chaotic neutral and Kevin is chaotic evil

This is a curse comment

I was thinking that Dan has become Kevin in this video lol.

Oof

@callmekevin

I don't get the joke lol.

Perhaps peace was an option after all

We are people too

lol its a mallard

very epic

Not until you put a sandwich on the floor lol

How very Florida that is

Or, hear me out, now. Pet lobster.

How many laws does that break?!

@@noizepusher7594 none, a similar one was on an episode of kitchen nightmares, and that was in new york state

*Halo Reach intensifies*

healthier than starvation at least

@@smittoria r/technicallythetruth

The thing is when food gives health in games its usually the food with highest calories that give the most health.

@@CeHee123 let's start a petition to change health in games to "life fuel"

Captain Penguin Helth

So that's how Kevin did it

It's the direct opposite of your parents blaming your headache on your phone or whatever.

this needs more likes

@@edwardw214 yes this might also be my fastest growing comment in ages lol

RT: “okay see you later mom”

Without emergency rations and a means to protect yourself, tribes of 8 year olds will punk you for your nonexistent lunch money and you will surely perish within sight of a dirty bathroom with a faucet that is plugged by an unidentified substance thus making it useless for sanitation and only adding to the plague rng.

Probably.

Nah it’s where she keeps her noose so she doesn’t have to live with him

This is most amazing because that prize is only like a 5% chance to win even with perfect timing thanks to lag

​@@sbhatcherSo easier than the actual machine, then

And gets hit by several cars

Me too I got that cromebook ad ( honestly it doesn't look bad but the ads make me never want to buy it)

Get AdBlock Plus, life's too short for watching commercials

Subnormality Or better, get Ublock Origin.

at least it wasnt those 30 min ads that get set to unskippable.

same here! it was perfect timing

Is not the game, is Rt

@@pandequeso this is absolutely true

@@pandequeso the game is actually quite good tho

@@umbrellaeyethingguy4665 also tru

20 minutes? More like half the stream

Try like 5 hours

The British jerma bootleg

@@theotherlogan-1638 how dare you

2 hours. Psycho.

So, being in the RU-vid industry?

Nah in RU-vid you don’t have to win the games, you can just as well lose them in an entertaining way

@@psyducktective that's fair lol

Not immediately I watched it

Yeah me to I looked at this then I was like “I watched this yesterday didn’t I?”

Yeah this is hurting my brain

Yeah, I watched this yesterday.. must've just done some editing, I guess

i was wondering where it went

I was wondering about that

@@ORelic yeah did he reupload or something

Logan Lame I think it was more of a schedule thing. He might’ve had this ready to upload today, but it uploaded when he got it ready.

Yeah

When your so late you are a day late

Nightweaver20xx I was so confused by it!

Someone stole ur comment

A bot reposted it 40 minutes after u posted this

@@cypher_302 srsly, ffs lmao

It got deleted while I was watching and RU-vid crashed lmao

why was it though?

I thought I was going crazy

Yeah

Reupload Te Games

@@Vyolenthings i watched the old one

@@Elomentoplayz Same

RTgame aka Reupload the game

I got RAID: Shadow Legend'd.

He knows how to play but not how to stop

Aw yeah

3:26 is that you or do you know him?

@@ShevkoMore oh that's Adam! I was wondering where he went this morning!

@@goosle Did he say why he was in an apartment with a human? Because that is weird if you ask me...

@@ShevkoMore no he just up and left one day, he's kind of demented and has the bird equivelent of dementia and scritsofenia

@@goosle ok. Analysis ended. Thank you for the information provided. script ended with exit code _

Same I think he didn't mean to upload it yesterday

yes its the same i can confirm

Yup i watched it and then i was very confused about where the video went

I Watched This Yesterday XD

Jokes on you, the video was up a day ago then deleted, so your NOT early

Okay god

DEJA VU

Because if you throw a ball at them, they fall down

Everyone except the player are robots. That' s why.

Why not is the real question

YES

Or GrayStillPlays

I was earlier than you I watched the first one