"You insensitive prick! Do you know how much that stings?!" | Men In Black (1997) | Now Comedy 

Real nice and that's the last time I help of a friend

Great actor

It’s either because as an alien he can’t truly uncross his eyes, or the more times his head gets shoot and regenerates, it becomes more and more deformed. That would explain why he looks even more deformed with his big nose in Men In Black 2.

Well imagine you're someone that knows this guy. His crossed eyes are really prominent, if he went from cross-eyed to normal you'd definitely notice. It'd raise a lot of questions: How did they get fixed? Surgery? How would a pawn shop owner in a crappy neighbourhood like that afford that? And even if he could afford it, if you'd just seen him the day before, how did it heal that quickly? If the wrong person came to the wrong conclusion, it could lead to scrutiny from the cops or the IRS, which could lead pretty quickly to him needing to get a new identity. Plus something really obviously weird, like being cross-eyed, can be useful in a disguise. Strange behaviour is more expected when you look strange. Plus, spies will often include one very eye-catching detail in their disguises (eg, weird facial hair, an odd piece of clothing, fake facial tattoos, etc), so that that becomes the only thing that sticks out in people's memories, making it harder to remember the rest of their appearance. If he ever needs to go on the run, all he has to do is uncross his eyes and change his clothes, and nobody would recognise him.

If you watch closely, the lazy eye actually switches sides.

One eye is looking on us, the other is on the Caucasus

To me it looked like his right eye was the "good" one on his first head. On his second head, the left eye looks like the good eye. lol.

Really from 1997? That’s crazy

@@alceusrydan6237 yeah it is, the CGI back then was cutting edge for the time.

1997. The year where we almost got a Venom movie, but got cancelled for Blade instead.

@@KEN-1991blade was still pretty good though

It's because 90s CGI was very thought out by the animators. Every sweat of effort went into making computer graphics as close to perfection as possible, unlike today where CG became as shallow as 1 cent (even though the technology got better).

Good catch.

Literally

I love the hours 😂

Also good in galaxy quest

Since this is a Barry Sonnenfeld flick, 4 years earlier, he appeared as a sailor in the anthologic sequel Addams Family Values.

Yeah, he's a real headliner. ;)

Also he is the main lead in the horror movie Thirteen Ghosts.

“I warned him.”

@@DRSTRANGELOVEIN “You warned him.”

​@@Awfulfeature "Don't make me kill you."

I don't

when they neuralize someone they become extremely suggestible for a while. K probably just told J to follow him and sit down

Love your band dude

That was some grade A Chinese restaurant stuff. J remembers otherwise he wouldn't go there.

What does it mean to be square?

@@danielmontes2354 According to a Google search, "The expression be there or be square means that if one declines to attend an event, one is considered “uncool.” It implies that the event will be exciting. Someone who doesn't attend is boring. Origin of Be There or Be Square. The idiomatic word square originated between WWII and the 1950s beatnik era. ... It is related to the slang term "square". A square is a person who is old-fashioned, conventional, traditional; i.e: not trendy, not cool."

​@@danielmontes2354 it means to be hip

You learn something new every day. I’d never in almost 26 years on this planet heard that joke before

The Sting is one of the greatest movies ever!

I can't even 🤯

Yeah, reading the comic it is amazing what they did with it.

@@Fridelain which is why we should all support the Writer's Strike.

​@@paulgrove1407 hell no, get the woke trash out

That’s what it does? Damn! No wonder Agent K was so pissed off at Jeebs for selling such a dangerous weapon to a potential alien assassin that was going to target Gentle Rosenburg with.

Oh damn That sounds painful

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer Sounds even more painful than Jeebs’ stinging sensation he describes when he gets his head blasted off and splattered, and yet he has the nerve to sell something that hazardous when he at least has the privilege to regenerate from his damage.

@@kingbeef66 exactly, well at least Jeebs lost a few more heads in the sequel and got shot in the pie hole so nothing would taste right

Don’t forget the mutate capacity.

It sounds like he’s being tickled 😂

Don't you mean he laughs like Two-Face?

You say that as if you can casually buy one at a corner drug store, like plutonium

same just found out today XD

Not me I know it was when the movie came out

The fish metaphor that I thought of was him seeing that he was really a small fish in a big pond.

80s to early 2000s. The best decades human kind have gone through. Unforgettable, unbeatable times.

@@stiwy7376 holy nostalgia glasses, i aint sure about that

As Grandpa Simpson said, "It was the style at the time."

I guess you had to be there..........

I still wear those.

It stings when its blown. Aint you hearing the poor guy?

if someone kicked you in the balls, hard... would you ask them to do it again?

Just because he can survive it doesn’t mean it don’t hurt like hell

If someone pulls your fingernails out they can grow back.

just to establish the setting. this is one of the first scenes of the entire series, the neuralyzer is an iconic MiB tool so they wanted to show the audience how it worked. within the story, they probably wanted to be able to test him properly without him already knowing what was going on

Version i've always saw had it saying 'jerk'

K got neuralyzed later, so it didn't matter.

Diplomatic finagling by Jeebs' home planet? -no but really it's because the second movie- -is bad and has negative continuity-

A more important question would be "Why does the second movie even exist?"

Did it change much in the meaning ?

You probably saw an edited version where a TV network took out the word "Prick" and replaced it.

That was the censored version. Prick is a very vulgar pejorative term.

You are a dangerous individual for thinking the Mandela effect is real.

lol. just give it 30, 40 years when all the current generation of photo editors are in nursing homes suffering dementia and not even their photos depict real events anymore... censorship and freedom of speech. what strange concepts people dream up.

Is there a big difference in the meaning ?

Holy hell this has to be one of the worst takes I've read in my whole life. You know nothing about cinema if you legitimately think Smith wasn't a good actor.