you laugh, you lose - METAL edition (ft. tony) 

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Know what I use to sweeten my coffee? Meshuggah

"Thigh art is murder" is actually pretty clever haha

Tony was really getting some mileage out of those necrophilia jokes...

I had a friend who ran a pet store in his pub. They called him Master of pub pets.

Who wrote the jingle for Planned Parenthood's new commercial? Infant Annihilator.

How is this desk like Suicide Silences Career? It goes up when Jared pushes it

God these jokes are terrible I LIKE IT

"Why's this desk like suicide silence's career?" It's not metal

"Yeah these are not from the internet" Subtitles: "Yeah these aren't funny at all" ... I see what you did there lol

Iron...made-in...China...😁😂😁😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁

The pearl jam one caught me off guard

What's up with Tony and necrophilia jokes, do we need to be concerned 😂

6:31 how did Jared get two points? Cheeeaaater!

What do new parents get when they forget to change their baby's diaper? A Cradle of Filth....

Djared Djines

Thigh art is murder thank you

skrattar du, Ffff...oh wrong channel

The After the Burial joke killed me

"What do you call someone who eats ass?" "Gross" LOL

"What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?.......Korn" That joke is so good and yet so....korny

0:33 "yeah these are not funny at all" hahahah

What do you call a priest scuba diving? Holy Diver What is faster than a laser bullet? Painkiller

Skrattar du?... *FÖRLORAR DU*

I love how they both laughed at the first joke.

Thigh art is murder. the best fucking joke in the video

"what do you call somebody who eats ass?" I laughed before the punchline XD

_What do Jews and metalheads have in common?_ _They both prefer the old _*_Testament_*

Iron made-in China killed me

I was thinking limp biscuit when they said the shitty rapper and metal band joke.

I immediately knew what the answer to the Bruce Dickinson joke was going to be 😂

Keep it up with the do not laugh challenges they are really funny

Thigh art is murder. Beautiful

Guess we'll call you *DjentDiePie*

The "Upon A Burning Body" joke has got to be the absolute darkest one I've heard out of all these.

6:32, Jared you cheater !

IRON MADE-IN CHINA THIS IS THE DANKIEST IRON MAIDEN JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD

Pearl Jam

What do Super models do when they get tired but still have to continue the photo shoot? Rest,Repose What does the guitarist for Daddy Rock do when he’s hungry? Jared Dines

Fantastic! People looking at me like crazy now cause im on the train laughing. The smell of beer is not helping me look better either but thank you guys! Regards from Sweden

when he talked about a metal band and a rapper I legit thought he was gonna say "now we have Body Count"

“What do you call Jeffrey Dahmer after he buys a metal zone?” “Cannibal Corpse”

what do you call the Westboro baptist church? Whitechapel I'm not sorry...

Can't Jared just sit in front of his laptop and make fun of the Judas Priest drummer's nose again? :D

I´m from Spain and I usually get mostly of your speech, but the subtittles are such a great detail for these types of videos. Gran vídeo, mejores subtítulos. Do more of this stuff, dude

Jared, you better hope Austin doesn't see this. He'll get pissy about you cheating on him. I can hear him now, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, TRADING METAL JOKES WITH TONY. PREPOSTEROUS!"

2:18 starts the greatest joke of slayer

Merry Christmas people

Tony's jokes got me.... I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time

Thigh art is murder!!

I felt physical pain from not laughing at "Pearl Jam" holy fuck this video was so good

What is the biggest similarity between my death metal playlist and alone time with my girlfriend? I keep hearing the sound of suffocation

You mentioned two sacramento venues in this video “ace of spades” and “holy diver”

djokes

The mastodon one got me

Did you laugh or did you lose? Skrattar duuuu?

The part where Jared praises the desk is the best part of the video

Thigh Art Is Murder, I'm dead

5:22 They just laughed together. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jared's laughter make my day!

Metal Pewdiepie!!!

That last one was absolute gold!

you should make more of these videos. you two are really funny together.

I laughed way too hard at “Iron Made-In-China”

What are the only knots metalheads know how to tie Slipknots

This video would've made more sense on the Dickeydines show :(

Corn is a grain though.

A friend of mine who’s a metal bassist started his own hot dog stand, he makes them so fast that he’s practically throwing them to his customers! they call him Tosin *KIELBASI*

Jared's laugh is the purest thing in the world

“Iron Made-In China.” Lmao 😂

why jared points went up from 10 to 12?

There were some pretty good ones in here. I'm impressed.

3:26 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!

After The Burial joke is the best

God these jokes are fucking gold i needed that laugh 😂

The best part of this video was the lines in between the jokes "I could be playing hockey right now" :D

Conversation between 2 metalheads -Bro wtf with those neihbors. What the hell are they doin all day? Sounds like they peg nails in the walls or something -No dude..its just a metal boy. I met him yesterday and he told me that he is into metal music too.Actually he apologized for the loud music during the day. -Music? What music? Is this shit noise music?? -Then he told me that his favorite song is St. Anger

That Pearl Jam joke was my favorite. 😂😂😂

You guys finally mentioned the best band in the world(for me)MAIDEN?

THIGH ART IS MURDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA😹😹😹😹😹

Iron Made-In China won the Internet! :)

The "the more you sit the more it's damaging your heart" thing again - GODDAMN IT! It's so fucking true!

Deathcore Dino Dines

Was doing well until “Pearl Jam” and “Thigh Art is Murder” 😂😂😂😂😂

Nice shit man keep it up

Did anyone notice that Jared gave himself 2 points instead of one during the upon a burning body joke? 😂

Lost it at "thigh art is murder"

the kirk hammet jokes punchline was so predicteble but amazing

"gross" I agree

What do you call a clown from ancient Rome? Circus Maximus

Jared how can you be a drummer with great guitar skills which is better than normal guitarists

He's advertising the table like its the first of its kind ever created.

Does the desk suppot *T A B L E* memes?

That was the most effective sponsorship yet, now I want a desk that goes vroooooo

You heard of all the terrorism?? I hope they get punished for starting the holy wars. I hope for real.

Definitely the best one on the entire internet

i cant believe there was no reaction to motley jew. my roommate poked his head out of the door to see what all the noise was about

I lost it when I heard the all female Slayer cover band joke. Like knowing what was gonna be said made it that much funnier.

4:07 close your eyes 🙄😁

Haha I just kept laughing at the 1 million subscribers award on the wall, and how you put Rob Scallon instead of your name LOL HOW DRUNK WERE YOU!??

When demonization hits bad and you need every video to be sponsored