the best life for any non living thing in minecraft is surely of the god apple. people spend like forever trying to find you and the reaction on their faces is just worth it. and then they dont even want to eat you because you're so rare
Cobblestone: finally diamonds creeper's head somehow talking go and speak to him creeper gets so nervous that he explodes diamond ore: yes that kiled him. in good op
Cobblestone "Finally! Diamonds! I've been mining four hours" Me as diamond"no pls don't mine me" Creeper apiars"I'LL SAVE YOU MY FRIEND" me as diamond" noooo friend" Cobblestone" wtf happened" Me"few that was close.....BUT I LOST MY FRIEND NOOOOO"