You're A Dirty Purple Cow ASMR 

How DARE you correct my spelling.. I am DR. Namyzarc!!! " your".." you're",, i will have every last one of you in my containment facility by the end of the day!!

Cow: **oinks for two seconds** Dr. T: *NO* .

6:56 “NO.” I lost it lol

Girlfriend role plays overrated Dirty purple cow activated

most terrifying voice i’ve ever heard, and that “NO” when the cow oinked was just so damn powerful

6:56 I know it's ASMR and you're supposed to feel relaxed, but I laughed so much from this

Everyone’s talking about the title but what really needs to be pointed out is the thumbnail

*Man Murders Purple Cow Toy On RU-vid, After It Refuses Him Information To Some Technology*

people in the 1960's: "I bet they'll be flying cars in the future" Me in 2019: *watching a man torture a toy hippo to help me sleep*

Honestly that scene with the truth serum was full of emotion and I think the cow deserves an Oscar

My god when he is in character he is insane

Me: “I’m not dirty, or a cow, or purple.” DR T. ASMR notification: “Yes you are.” Me: “Yes I am.”

13:56 i think i just witnessed a warcrime

13:54 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*

when you go insane from isolation

Purple cow: *makes noise* Dr T: “good how about we do this” *starts waterboarding cow*

"Silence you filthy cow!" What most teachers say to me

13:54 US soldier tortures information out of a German SS officer during the Nuemburg trials

6:57 became a meme with great grey wolf sif from dark souls.

6:45 completely out of context, this is hilarious

*glances at thumbnail* lord forgive me for what im about to do

"I never go overboard!" *immediately goes overboard* This guy is really some kind of crazy man

I feel like someday out of nowhere the Dr. T lore is gonna get more complicated than metal gear lol P.S. absolutely love the vids!

2:53 doctor: we know for absolute certainty we're not wasting our time with some low level peón me, a low level peón: *ahaha yeah wouldn't wanna be that guy*

His voice is so relaxing but terrifying at the same time is this a fever dream

Personally, I believe All cows deserve to be cleaned, even the purple ones

*PETA has joined the chat* *Dr. T has joined the chat* *PETA has left the chat*

Oh my God, I just found out that Namyzarc is "Crazyman" backwards

Netflix:Are you still watching Someone's daughter: 13:55

6:55 The first DR T meme ever Circa, 1894

13:51 I'm freaking dying of laughter from how silly this looks xD

I certainly did not expect a title like that in my recommended Edit: After seeing some of the comments I decided to look into the yoda shooting thing Needless to say I didn't really know what I was expecting

I laughed at my guy friend for watching girlfriend asmr. Now here I am watching an asmr video of a guy calling me a dirty cow. I have no regret, watched multiple times. 10/10 Please make more.

I love how dr T has become a meme

Over a year later and this is still one of my favorites. A timeless classic. ❤️

In No Nut November even this sounds inviting.

"He can breath just fine" Omfg I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I also like how Namyzarc went from completely denying the existence of ASMR, to actively working to steal it. That's some character growth right there.

My sleep paralysis demon when I try screaming: *"NO. No no no, that's not what I want to hear..."*

I absolutely love the sound-echoing effect during the handheld light scene, I would love to see an entire video with that! Maybe a tingle-droid with a broken hearing module that needs repair?

'You're a dirty purple cow' Me: Yes, yes I am now shower me in tingles

*One of the only male asmrtist who actually make me tingle!*

Definitely need a new collab between Doctor T and Ephemeral Rift.

The fact that this is what has finally given me tingles in the last 7 months scares me

13:51 "How 'Bout We Do This." *PROCEEDS TO DO INHUMAN ACTS*

Possibly the most bizarre but awesome thumbnail I've ever seen on an asmr video

Moo. Must I say more?

Treat me like the purple cow I am.

6:55 Most powerful no I’ve ever heard

It feels so weird not hearing the Dark Souls music after the "No."

Me: *never wants to sexualize Dr. T in any way* video: "You're a dirty purple cow" Also Me: Dang nnn is getting difficult

For all we know, that cows probably reallllly enjoying this

13:55 that got dark real quick

i am LOSING it this is the funniest video on youtube. no other channel compares to this one video, AND it was relaxing??? Truly video of the decade

13:47 made me laugh so hard

The red skinny thing was originally the Tingle booster 2000 (or whatever the number was). I think he took off the glass cover and replaced it with a more advanced piece of technology

"He will probably be crying when he goes to sleep tonight." That caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard

This video seems like some sort of weird fetish

Just watched a man physically and verbally abuse a rubber purple cow and I enjoyed it

His voice is the total package

This video is what all of us men need in these trying November times.

I just need to say how much I love and appreciate Dr.T because not only do I hella tingle, but he also cracks me up

“Fire them immediately, without pay”

I love how simple and original is this man. You won a new subscriber today :D. Keep on that way👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🐮💜

7:42 *Oink oink* "BE- silence, you filthy cow."

*I never thought I’d be so happy for someone to call me a dirty purple cow!* 🐮

Years ago, if someone told me that I’d be falling asleep to someone interrogating and torturing a squeak toy, I probably would’ve laughed them off. 🤣😴

11:24 the way he made his voice echo gave me massive tingles 🙏🏼 i cried 😭

are we even gonna mention how crispy this man’s voice is

Namyzarc: ASMR is fake. Also Namyzarc a year or two later: *WHERE'S THE MACHINE?*

Watched a man torture a purple cow for several minutes to obtain my favorite trigger device. And they say torture isnt a useful interrogation device.

I have an operation tommorow and seeing this makes me less scared. Thank you so much. edit: if anyone sees this - it all went fine and im already healing up at home! Thanks for the support!

anyone else not ashamed they’re watching a guy waterboard a cow with shaving cream? 🙋🏼‍♂️

Quien más encontró este vídeo por el meme. Me sorprendió que sea su voz verdadera y que sea un ASMR!! Por cierto, muy relajante.

6:42 hahaha that’s the funniest part in the video

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the thumbnail

Nowadays it's difficult to explain that I'm watching a video of a man who is filling a purple cow with white stuff with the purpose of relaxation

Never really thought about being a purple cow but now I see an uncanny resemblance.

I don't often get tingles but when i do i always come back to this video for some inexplicable reason

9:01 my teacher when she hears my phone go off

13:50 "my ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial"

I laughed my butt of when you first brought 227 into the frame. The immediate back talk was very bold and quite frankly....hilarious. P.s. this is 100% my favorite video to date. Thanks Doc.

😂🤣I pissed myself laughing when he said "He can breath just fine" LOL😂🤣

Wow, I didnt knew G-man does ASMR!

Cow: * oink intensifies * Doctor T: *_N o u_*

Dang son. Earliest ive ever seen a video. Much love to the whole Tingle Bottom Industries Crew. Thank you Dr. T!

"Oh good, another Dr. T video." *sees the title* "Wait...what?"

Dr T normie: Wait isn't that Bart the pig cow from " Asmr tools will bring you peace, relaxation video.'?

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter: 13:56

Didn’t think I would end my night like this

"Be quiet you filthy, purple cow." *falls into a damn coma* Seriously, this guy totally sounds like a supervillain.

The opening of Tingle Lounge 2 on top of Mt. ASMR was a great successs!

Dr.T: You're a dirty purple cow Me: 👁👄👁

6:55 THE MEMES the dna of soul

I forgot that this was the “No” meme and died of laughter when I saw it again

Did I just a witness the asmr equalivlent to waterboarding to that cow?

18:36 holy GOD the tingles

You're really tryna make us loose NNN with that thumbnail huh

Someone made meme out lf this video, good to know that Dr T is getting more popular.

21:24 "I even challenged him to a game of Call of Duty and he... wimped out on me."