You're adopted Kobo 

Kobo : Daddy don't cheat, it's bad Calli : Well, you're adopted

kobo turns fake crying/screaming into an art i'm impressed

"I AM HALF CHI-what do you mean? "

Kobo captures this perfect essence of "kid who tripped and fell and dropped her ice cream" and it's *incredible*

"This is getting complicated" "You're adopted" This is my new way to end conversations, thanks for the enlightenment Calli.

Kobo's poggers face when Calli says she's married to herself is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

Calli got that “adult-relative-that-is-forced-to-babysit-at-the-family-reunion-but-is-insanely-popular-with-the-kids-anyway-for-some-reason” energy

1:11 the way she violently starts shaking gets me every time followed by the high pitch crying 🤣🤣🤣

Im convinced that Yago hired a kid lmao, but for real her impression is so believable.

The comedy is so perfect, and the vibrading child kills me every time! So hilarious and adorable!

Calli: ¨You´re a half child¨ Kobo: *Proceeds to demostrate that she is full child*

Calli still radiating Dad energy with the terrible serious talk just making it worse lol

Calli: Thus begins a new era of Uncle Calliope. Kobo: Uncle Dad!

0:47 gets me every time

1:11 can we just get this scream bass boosted please?

Kobo played her part absolutely perfectly for this and it’s amazing. Also I love the “ok” face.

The way she says Mommy Kiwawa makes me smile

0:26 The way she's bouncing is so cute.

Lmao, I just love how fast she recovered from that after calli told her,she's her uncle

If i didn't knew she's a streamer hired by cover i could swear she's an actual child.

kobo crying is so cute 🥺

Your expressions are 10/10, they match Kobo really well

The way she yells “I’m adopted” absolutely kills me

0:17 this is so funny to me. The sudden change to asking what cali means along with the art is hilarious

That "okay" at the end is something I will cherish for the rest of my life.

The family tree of Hololive is complex. At first, Ollie was Kiara and Calli’s daughter… until Ollie made it weird, then Calli got remarried to her work and Kiara went on a honeymoon with Reine, which considering Kobo is part of ID branch, Kiara had Kobo, but Calli adopted her. Now Kiara is married to Amelia (probably another timeline variant) and now Calli is married to herself (another timeline variant?) so…Kobo is the half adoptive child of Uncle Calli (Variant)

I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS "MOMMY KIWAWA" LIKE SHES A LOST CHILD

Lmao I love this, this is hilarious and adorable

i find it amazing how the animation for crying kobo at 0:58 resonates at the same frequency as her actual crying

Calling someone a half child is the worst way of putting it.

Every single expression of Kobo is perfect.

Love that Calli turned to Ash when she said "we chose you" 😂

i love the face of kiara when apears to hear the screamings of his child kiara: YOU ARE SO FUCK UP CALLI

0:07 ah, so that's how to say "WUT?!"

That "I'M A HALF CHILD! What do you mean?" gets me every time

I can't stop watching this, this is hilarious

I'm a half child, what do you mean?

We know kobo is at least 18 because of hololives hiring policy, but goddamn these clips are making me think otherwise

Kobo acts exactly like a kid in an early 2000s sitcom on Nickelodeon. But somehow it's not obnoxious.

Calli: Your adopted… Kobo: I’m adopted?! AAAAAH!!! Calli: No, it’s okay! I’m not your real father! I’m your Uncle! And Kiara’s your real mother, okay?! Kobo:….Okay! *meanwhile in the Vanoss crew Universe* Marcel: Yeah, and Nogla’s adopted. Nogla: How can I be adopted when I’m a triplet? Terroriser: your all adopted. Marcel: wait, your a triplet? How come I never notice that?! Nogla: None of your business!

kobo would be a crazy good voice actress for child characters, her impression is so spot on without being irritating.

Seeing kobo become LITERALLY a half child, cracks me up everytime lmao

“Wooot?! Woooot?!” - Calli 2022

My mom heard me playing this and she said is that a real kid

I know she must have sound proof pads in her room but im just imagining her neighbours hearing her scream "I'm adopted" not knowing she's a streamer 😅

0:33 that Kobo pog is divine. Dare I say, exquisite.

"im adopted?" She asked calmly

I love the “I’m a half child? what do you mean??”

“This is getting complicated.” Alright, roll for Parenting to successfully change subject... “You’re adopted.” ...aaaaaand that’s a Nat 1. Critical failure.

Thanks Zetta, I feel better now that I see I wasn't the only one who imagined Calli as a pokemon trainer when she said "WE CHOSE YOU"

This is amazing man, the extra step you put during the silence and for extra comedic effect just work perfectly

Wow, never before have i seen anyone vibrate at the harmonic frequency of pure sadness. That's right there is a talent!

It doesn't realize that one year has passed, this legendary moment 🤧

Hololive lore is crazy

"I'm married to myself." Kronii: "Is this one of my people? Perhaps."

Kobo’s first “I’M ADOPTED?!” sounds so genuine and outraged its unbelievable

Cool dad-uncle does an oopsie

She hits Mach three on the wailing

The animation reminds me of KeenBiscuit's art style, yet still stands out on its own way. PS: The overhearing Kiara at 1:19 made my day

The kobo pog face always makes me laugh. The first time I laughed until it hurt.

0:32 new meme face

The way she act is so on point that, at this point i dunno if kobo's persona is made up or its her irl

I always come back to this... I have a problem

i am addicted to hear kobo childish and her crying

0:32 ここの顔好きすぎるw

Mori Calliope, the Deadbeat Dad.

Technically, when you think about it, being adopted is more of a wholesome twist because you know your adoptive parents wanted you? Yeah, I’m trying my best to put a wholesome twist on this, but I feel like it’s having the opposite effect.

The baby is crying and vibrating itself into a dimension where it isn't adopted

I can't believe you left out one of the best parts, "Uncle dad."

She could have gone straight towards "YOU'RE ADOPTED" and it would still end up the way it did with Kobo, being the mesugaki that she is. xD

I love how her crying animation is literally just her vibrating

I think this is the first time I've ever heard a whiney fake cry and find it to be not actually annoying, and I don't know why or how

The first "I am ADOPTED?!!?!" Is like such a perfect mix of anger, confusion and sadness it makes me laugh everytime.

I like how she vibrates so powerfully.

Uncle Callie lmaooooo

lmao the "woot woot" sounds so iconic

"you're adopted"... EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!!!

Kobo: *fake crying really hard* Cali: I'm your uncle Kobo: """"K""""

Calli giving the finger guns and Kobo's casual "okay" were so perfect XD

0:32 Kobo pog

"this is getting complicated" who's fault is that lol

The echo locate scream is so good. The Cali face when she says “Yes” makes me grin like a big doofus every time I rewatch this.

kobo's cry is so genuine it's very sad but so cute

I love the fact that calli realized she almost implied that kobo was the result of an affair between her and kiara

"We choose you" *Proceeds to be satoshi*

cute last frame "okay" 👌

1:28 so cute 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

This is the finest use of Gaussian/Motion blur

"Woot? Woot?" - Uncle Dad

Kobo: Ok!~ I died XD

and after that, Kobo still call Cali "Uncle Dad"

1:12 ... 🎧😂

Calli is part of Ollie's family... tumbleweed but Kobo is where she draws the "it's too complicated" line.

Those visceral screams of adoption agony felt so real. Does that make me a monster then if that made it more hilarious? Kobo is amazing, I love her. Actual baby. Step aside, Luna.

0:31 I can't get over this face omg 😆

I'm having a really hard time believing that Kobo is not an actual child, the fact that she drives a car (and is a good driver) makes it even funnier

Kobo starting to phase out of existence with her powerful screams was wonderful. Thank you.

Jeez I swear I love Kobo and this is my favorite clip ever

Intense kobo vibration

The EN family tree continues to get complicated