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You're An Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper, Now Get Out My Face! 😆🎥🛸✔ 

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@lewismantle3887
@lewismantle3887 11 месяцев назад
“Never has so much bullshit been said by one man in such a short period of time.” - Winston Churchill
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 11 месяцев назад
Agreed...................................................
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 11 месяцев назад
Martin's story is one of those many events that don't get on social media and shows that it's not just auditors the police pick on. It also is a point against trolls who say that it's just because auditors wind up the police.
@s.wilson5675
@s.wilson5675 11 месяцев назад
Let's hope Martin's health improves. Great character.
@MrWolf359
@MrWolf359 11 месяцев назад
Meeting interesting people like Martin makes some of the best videos ❤ 👏👏. Confrontational people adds a little spice 😂. Keep rocking DJ and PJ 👍👍
@capabilitybrown2323
@capabilitybrown2323 5 месяцев назад
Martin is a real character, a philosopher, social politician, salt of the earth.
@benchambers6351
@benchambers6351 11 месяцев назад
Black belt in karate and ex paratrooper...hmmm okay buddy.
@wayneowen6838
@wayneowen6838 11 месяцев назад
My thoughts exactly seems abit bs lol 😂
@desdicadoric
@desdicadoric 11 месяцев назад
My son’s just signed up to be a paratrooper. Hopefully won’t end up like that guy😂
@EnglishRoots11
@EnglishRoots11 11 месяцев назад
Walter Mitty
@MichaelSPN
@MichaelSPN 11 месяцев назад
I really liked Martin, I believe him too. We never know what people's been through too. Seems like a top guy.
@davidsmith-uo7lj
@davidsmith-uo7lj 11 месяцев назад
Blackbelt in karaoke 🎤 😮😅
@seankinder4370
@seankinder4370 11 месяцев назад
I thought that para trooper bloke was John fury at first telling everyone how hard he is👀👀
@thekeysman6760
@thekeysman6760 11 месяцев назад
The intro makes it seem like he's saying it to you! 😂
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
That's all I could think of putting in the Title / Intro. The naughty click baiter in me! 🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚
@thekeysman6760
@thekeysman6760 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS Nah, it was a good switch when we realise he is alright! 😉 It's cool.
@Elite_0402
@Elite_0402 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS well martin was a awesome character great for the video i’m ex forces and i actually believe him good man hope is health improves
@TheBiglfb
@TheBiglfb 11 месяцев назад
This guy needs to write a book..... PURE FICTION!!!!!
11 месяцев назад
Great video of my work place, you both should of popped in for a brew😂😂....pity you wasn't on your little orange bike then i'd of known it was dj audits...
@hectorpotnoodle6927
@hectorpotnoodle6927 11 месяцев назад
Martin real name Walter Mitty. “I’m martial arts, black belt an i’m ex forces as well… Paras.” 😂
@mrjinks5641
@mrjinks5641 11 месяцев назад
One of those blokes in every pub 😂😂 👍
@colshark1
@colshark1 10 месяцев назад
Martin. Lovely guy but how did he push the copper away with both hands whilst holding a big camera on his shoulder 😂
@EvenBigger-Brother
@EvenBigger-Brother 11 месяцев назад
Big up Martin , Tyrants that invades a person's personal space and attempt to rob thier property are not fit to be an authoritative role . Does not matter what tactics an auditor uses to expose these types .
@FucYoutubeEatshit
@FucYoutubeEatshit 11 месяцев назад
our governments do it to us every day with there laws there taxes and there lying Nazi police pigs our governments are nothing but lying greedy pocket filling Tyrants
@DigitalNomadOnFIRE
@DigitalNomadOnFIRE 11 месяцев назад
Took the words out of my mouth...
@NarnianRailway
@NarnianRailway 11 месяцев назад
Martin was a nice friendly chap, great interaction for a Saturday video. 👍 Burton Roofing Merchants began in Hull in 1982 and offer a broad range of roofing products from 13 depots and informative website.👍 (def nicer than asphalt shingles common in US)
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 11 месяцев назад
They also use wooden roof shingles over the pond Budd 👍👍👍
@carlcallycharlycardi
@carlcallycharlycardi 11 месяцев назад
Rinus roofing have bought Burton
@tkthebear984
@tkthebear984 11 месяцев назад
A nice tame jolly old boys outing 😂 Martin was very entertaining 🙂. Keep them coming old chaps 😂👍
@BillyRockets-dn8ov
@BillyRockets-dn8ov 11 месяцев назад
Everyone seems to be having heart attacks nowadays.
@Koi-addict33
@Koi-addict33 11 месяцев назад
​@mind5403the astra jab caused heart attacks and was withdrawn and found guilty in court , and we are at massive excess deaths please inform yourself
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 11 месяцев назад
@mind5403 Agreed...............................as in the state of him.
@BillyRockets-dn8ov
@BillyRockets-dn8ov 11 месяцев назад
@mind5403 Yeah, he looks modified.
@jurinator6755
@jurinator6755 11 месяцев назад
Likely the government elixir kicking in
@patrickwoods254
@patrickwoods254 11 месяцев назад
What a great interaction - loved this Audit DJ & PJ
@topbuz
@topbuz 11 месяцев назад
Proper pub talker. 😂. I’m a blackbelt in karate. Ex paratrooper and future dreamer 😂. U get them in the pub and u nod away and your brain is thinking. Think of something to get you out of here 😂
@TheUKMediaWatch
@TheUKMediaWatch 11 месяцев назад
All he wanted was some chat and recognition , Jack of all trades master of none kinda guy 😎, bless him 💯 this is what makes UK 😃🇬🇧✌🏻
@lynnblackburn2720
@lynnblackburn2720 11 месяцев назад
Love watching these videos Thank you DJ audits 👍
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 11 месяцев назад
I assume that dentists are expensive in Hull judging by the Grates on Martin............... He only has two, but they are symmetrical 🤭🤭🤭🤭 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-bg2ig5xc3e
@user-bg2ig5xc3e 11 месяцев назад
I think he would get free dentist being a war veteran?
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 11 месяцев назад
@@user-bg2ig5xc3e I'm not convinced on his Ex-Para claim, I'm afraid He hesitated when DJ asked him what battalion did he serve in, and he replied Hmmmmmm 🤔..........................2 Para I'm inclined to think he was Ex- 4 Para (Reservists) , just my Opp 🤔 Albeit, he did recite his Army number pretty rapid , we all do that though let's be honest 👍
@markwright8118
@markwright8118 11 месяцев назад
Todays “Up Aboooove !” Rating 9/10 😂
@stevetealey2804
@stevetealey2804 11 месяцев назад
DJ you should use that from now on You're An Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper all the time from now on.
@GilesWendes
@GilesWendes 11 месяцев назад
'warning shot against my bowels' lol It's *BOW* :D
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
Jackanory Jackanory
@debbiebertram
@debbiebertram 11 месяцев назад
DJ I’m surprised that the earth doesn’t shake when you and half the world (😁) says “From Up Above”.
@kristieleo1982
@kristieleo1982 11 месяцев назад
LOL 😂😂😂 agree!
@zigzagtoes
@zigzagtoes 11 месяцев назад
Security on former cocoa mills during development of that recycling place (Energy Works), used to be amazing, until we were removed by baillifs. They feared we were "too pally" with the contractor (M&W) and wouldn't stop them from re-entering site. Just a poor excuse to bring their own security on tbh. I believe there is an ongoing case about the way M&W and other contractors were pulled by Energy Works. Security on the former cocoa mills where also brilliant. Obviously I'm being very biased here 😂
@dmngrek12
@dmngrek12 11 месяцев назад
hahahaha martin brilliant ,,reminds me of a bloke in the pub years ago ...he fought in the vietnam war ...then moved to ireland and became a detective ...went out with dana ...and used to drink with jack charlton ...fantastic
@lukehoneythunder
@lukehoneythunder 11 месяцев назад
Black belt in talking cobblers. 🤪
@peterjeffery1854
@peterjeffery1854 5 месяцев назад
i remember in about 1970s when we had a place in ISLIP NEXT TO THRAPSTON NORTHANTS WHERE we used to sort out roof tiles for a company i cant remember how much we got paid as kids but it was so much for a wooden crate full and we sorted good from broken i think i was around 11 or 12 at the time and i had a morning paper round as well as an evening one and a Sunday one as well and i had a job cutting grass at THRAPSTON MILL AND MARINA and feeding the animals and birds for 16 bob a weekend with my dinners thrown in
@ducksanta9994
@ducksanta9994 11 месяцев назад
Heya dj loving the vids just wondering do you ever get nervous when approaching a business? Cheers man great vid
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
No mate. They are all human, just like us and if they just remain calm and professional then all will turn out ok for everyone. Does their company look good in front of thousands of viewers? They decide! 💚💚
@waxdelirium1242
@waxdelirium1242 11 месяцев назад
black-belt in origami ;)
@123MondayTuesday
@123MondayTuesday 11 месяцев назад
Upload Martin's police video tomorrow night for us all!!!!
@matt-f1c
@matt-f1c 11 месяцев назад
Just a wannabe Ronnie Pickering that’s what you should use .. Bring Torbs out with you again, the guys a legend.
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
He makes me laugh without even trying. Awesome bloke 🤣🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚💚💚💚
@matt-f1c
@matt-f1c 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS 😂 I Know he’s brilliant 😂 love watching him and the news now Yorkshire guys.
@drofnats1962
@drofnats1962 11 месяцев назад
Found myself listening to Galliano - Roofing Tiles half way through watching this video, took me back to the Good Old Days. Thanks DJ and PJ
@justinbartley5245
@justinbartley5245 11 месяцев назад
Biggest diff between now & back in the day the lack of characters like martin🎯💯
@sherbert500
@sherbert500 11 месяцев назад
"Underpaid Security Guard And Wannabe Copper, completed it mate"!
@ddjohnstone3722
@ddjohnstone3722 11 месяцев назад
DJ an pJ about his drone flying on the hi ab like a proper old married couple 😂 keep up the content DJ
@sonofleadfoot
@sonofleadfoot 11 месяцев назад
If I wanted to watch pj I'd watch his channel
@noelward8047
@noelward8047 11 месяцев назад
???
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
This video was just uploaded on pj channel not long ago today then DJ just repeats the video on his channel
@sonofleadfoot
@sonofleadfoot 11 месяцев назад
​@@darrenross1807 I don't watch pj
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
Today was bad timing for this video. We didnt plan to post the same video on the same day. 💚
@sonofleadfoot
@sonofleadfoot 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS stopped watching as soon as pj was mentioned not interested in content with him in it
@blacksheep1971
@blacksheep1971 11 месяцев назад
Challenge for Martin - try standing still and stop shiftily looking everywhere constantly, for 30 seconds 🤣
@regwebb8737
@regwebb8737 11 месяцев назад
Wot a nice man😊
@jakewise8186
@jakewise8186 11 месяцев назад
DJ, can we also get clarification on pj's military career please ? Airborne ?
@martyndeyoung8207
@martyndeyoung8207 11 месяцев назад
Hmmm. I'm sure I've seen a video of Martin before! - About half an hour ago! Lovely fella - hope he soon makes a full recovery! Well done too to you and PJ.
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
Sorry about that. It seems Me and PJ posted the same location on the same day. I may even post another at 6pm. 💚
@danielduke5059
@danielduke5059 11 месяцев назад
Wow that cloud in the background great shot!
@smokeysteve8851
@smokeysteve8851 11 месяцев назад
The police are a holes they should have treated him with respect fter all we all pay are taxes to keep them working.
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
PJ used to teach people to drive forklifts
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
How did you know that? I have never heard him say it before.
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS he said in it some RU-vid videos
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
I know mate. I was only joking with you.@@darrenross1807
@cypeman8037
@cypeman8037 11 месяцев назад
That’s Ronnie Pickering’s brother. “I’m Martin I’ve just had a heart attack” 😂😂 “I’m PJ I’ve just lost my dad” “I’m DJ, I’ve just stubbed my to” How interesting, getting to know peoples business.
@vinniepaul3621
@vinniepaul3621 10 месяцев назад
PJ sounds like Jimmy Saville and looks like Gary Glitter 😂
@GuessMyName234
@GuessMyName234 6 месяцев назад
That's a bad combination
@Epicsfitness-w1g
@Epicsfitness-w1g 11 месяцев назад
Everybody's got a black belt nowadays.....I think I'll go get one tomorrow 😂😂
@MyAtori
@MyAtori 11 месяцев назад
I supplied and built all the security fencing … Remember those bloody gates … they were massive 😮
@heatherbaker8596
@heatherbaker8596 11 месяцев назад
What a great video, the stories and Martin were fantastic.
@BikerChris-
@BikerChris- 11 месяцев назад
Another great video DJ! Your content is always top level content 👌👌👌 keep up the great work my man 🥇
@stephenremington8448
@stephenremington8448 11 месяцев назад
Good man there Martin, have a laugh and a joke, but anyone who tries to break in will regret it!!!
@justparkertv9287
@justparkertv9287 11 месяцев назад
'Marrrtinnnnnnnnnnnn' :D
@njinai
@njinai 11 месяцев назад
04:58. Watch your backside PJ😂😂😂😂
@paddy4799
@paddy4799 11 месяцев назад
Ex paratrooper who only made one jump. Update, the lake is now being stocked with carp.
@Theoriginalbigbrillo
@Theoriginalbigbrillo 10 месяцев назад
Don't forget the Guppy fish Paddy........................................🤣🤣🤣🤣
@50fit2fight8
@50fit2fight8 11 месяцев назад
PJ, I wish you had quized him a bit over being at Depot.
@mattwestby1169
@mattwestby1169 11 месяцев назад
😂😂Hi mate , quizzing people on Depot Para always catches the bull💩s out🤔
@rob103rl
@rob103rl 11 месяцев назад
Was that Kenny from Phoenix Nights?...
@andyridley2236
@andyridley2236 11 месяцев назад
Try Salt End near Hull lots of cameras around there.
@markli3889
@markli3889 5 месяцев назад
What an ace video that was. 😅
@bizro
@bizro 11 месяцев назад
Walter mitty Martin.
@kristieleo1982
@kristieleo1982 11 месяцев назад
Oh Martin, you legend. What a character.
@philcollinson328
@philcollinson328 3 месяца назад
What a nice guy he is. His moment of fame and he shone.
@lunevalleyparanormal
@lunevalleyparanormal 11 месяцев назад
One of those awkward moments when you try & leave a conversation & can’t get away 😂 Did he say he was an expert in Origami 😂 Nice one lads Patience of a Saint with this one
@dildeepsingh3926
@dildeepsingh3926 11 месяцев назад
Anyone from 2 para remeber this chap !
@Opentoeflipflops
@Opentoeflipflops 11 месяцев назад
Dj please come to bridlington I really want a key ring but your all ways miles away ??
@johngosnell-t4p
@johngosnell-t4p 11 месяцев назад
great viewing and always nice to see you d.j and pj
@rickgordongordonellissteel3761
@rickgordongordonellissteel3761 11 месяцев назад
Good man Martin. Wish you good health.
@MrTimelord4
@MrTimelord4 11 месяцев назад
Hi martin hope you make a speedy recovery 😊
@Adam_Outdoors
@Adam_Outdoors 11 месяцев назад
Come on which sod managed to get the keyring before me?? lol
@danmahalo
@danmahalo 11 месяцев назад
The guy in the army jacket is a very down to earth, real talking fella. good man.
@wrighty151
@wrighty151 11 месяцев назад
Come on DJ don’t start using click bait, you don’t need to. The title suggests he was saying that to you!! 😮
@legalactivity6977
@legalactivity6977 11 месяцев назад
Nice you can see your drone at all times and you are not trespassing Oh oops you are talking to PJ. Lets see if you know who can find any offences which you might be committing. Haha. Wait a minute GDPR ?
@vinnywilliams9035
@vinnywilliams9035 11 месяцев назад
please PJ show me your CV you have had a string of jobs mate
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
Not much PJ hasn’t done
@dickietrickle
@dickietrickle 11 месяцев назад
2nd Battalion Paras in Aldershot, not sure about that.
@ogopogo1916
@ogopogo1916 11 месяцев назад
Audit a few breweries, pretty sure they would invite you in.
@KentRoads
@KentRoads 11 месяцев назад
Birds DO NOT like drones, just so you know 😅😅
@FreeSpirit44
@FreeSpirit44 11 месяцев назад
Not necessarily, I had the privilege of doing several circuits with 2 Red Kites whilst flying an electric model aircraft, they seemed to love it and so did I. Having said that I would be wary of doing the same with a flock of gulls or crows.
@brianlawlor1933
@brianlawlor1933 11 месяцев назад
Welcome back pj
@greeney76
@greeney76 11 месяцев назад
Thats not Martin thats Jackanory tell us a story.😂
@sharpshooter147
@sharpshooter147 11 месяцев назад
good vid ty
@TheSussexlad
@TheSussexlad 11 месяцев назад
the original walter mitty
@Ljay-us7rc3ev8t
@Ljay-us7rc3ev8t 11 месяцев назад
Awesome, I'm in the USA and want a keyring, do you sell them or? Love your channel.
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
🥉
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
We don’t sell them mate but you can win one on a duck race last Sunday of each month at 2pm 👍
@Ljay-us7rc3ev8t
@Ljay-us7rc3ev8t 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS 👻
@19Neil67
@19Neil67 11 месяцев назад
Or people sell them on eBay 🤷🏽‍♂️
@MrWolf359
@MrWolf359 11 месяцев назад
I am from the USA too. What’s the fun in getting a DJ Audit key ring online? I would think finding a key ring and getting one directly from the man is the best 👍
@realcooking1833
@realcooking1833 11 месяцев назад
I wouldn't use Burtons ever!! SIG Roofing are way better😁👍
@sharpshooter147
@sharpshooter147 11 месяцев назад
DJ PG Audits good stuff
@rogerborg
@rogerborg 11 месяцев назад
Clickbaiting is a cad's trick.
@Alternative112
@Alternative112 11 месяцев назад
Interesting video
@brianlawlor1933
@brianlawlor1933 11 месяцев назад
The moorhouse clan back in Ireland fighting men and women
@joshsmith7521
@joshsmith7521 11 месяцев назад
Well taken out of context that first scene you played made that guy look like he had a very different qttitude toward you. But I guess that was the point
@kievb8221
@kievb8221 11 месяцев назад
Barry bullshit lol.
@user-ti5rr8pe8v
@user-ti5rr8pe8v 11 месяцев назад
I understand why you had to use click bait for this one.
@06irish06
@06irish06 11 месяцев назад
people are funny haha
@debbiebertram
@debbiebertram 11 месяцев назад
PJ it’s so good to see you back with DJ.
@darrenross1807
@darrenross1807 11 месяцев назад
Martin Jackanory
@regwebb8737
@regwebb8737 11 месяцев назад
Hi wots the model of your drone .wont to buy one
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
tr.ee/MdFJUd8agS
@andyroberts3024
@andyroberts3024 11 месяцев назад
Based on the introductory video I thought we was in for something entertaining… 😴😴😴😴
@Mark-uv3hq
@Mark-uv3hq 11 месяцев назад
Hmm mm A bit of CLICK BAIT Dj not good
@noelward8047
@noelward8047 11 месяцев назад
Gosh. You appear to worry about the silliest things.
@anthonyo.6084
@anthonyo.6084 11 месяцев назад
Martin, was a great bloke.
@martyBXM
@martyBXM 11 месяцев назад
DJ. Click bait. Wow. You are soooooo much better
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
Which part of the video would you have used for the Title and Intro? I was stuck on this one.
@martyBXM
@martyBXM 11 месяцев назад
Probably wouldn’t have posted the vid at all.
@DJAUDITS
@DJAUDITS 11 месяцев назад
but then we would not have been able to show another good company who is respectful towards photographers and drone fliers and also we would not have been able to share the magnificent Martin 💚💚💚💚
@noelward8047
@noelward8047 11 месяцев назад
Oh well. Please provide link to your channel !
@123MondayTuesday
@123MondayTuesday 11 месяцев назад
@@DJAUDITS 'I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops'
@stevemarshall2728
@stevemarshall2728 11 месяцев назад
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